#friends you can kiss are just 😘👌

[eniruok]

Thats it, thats them

[xoluvx]

can u do something where reader and billie are friends and reader has a tongue piercing. she either teases billie with it or one of their friends makes a joke about it or something and it ends with her giving billie head? 😇 idk it’s 4am and i randomly thought of this

i am sweating. thank u bb this request is 😘👌

“How does it feel?” Billie asked. She looked at you curiously.

“Wouldn’t you want to know?” You teased shoving her body with your shoulder. The conversation about your healed tongue piercing had been brought up by your friends and while the rest of the friend group had moved on, Billie was still curious.

“Yeah, actually. That’s why I asked,” she replied sincerely. You noticed the way her eyes lingered on your lips longer than usual.

“Well I can’t give myself head, so I wouldn’t know,” you shrugged chuckling. Billie laughed. She was still looking at you curiously, chuckling as those cute little wrinkles formed at the corner of her eyes. She licked her lips before wiping the corner of her mouth nonchalantly.

She’d been curious. Of course, she’d been curious. It being brought up just seemed like a blessing in disguise.

“I can describe it for you,” Billie whispered leaning closer to you as your friends chattered away. You furrowed your brows holding the straw of your slushy near your lips.

“What do you mean?” You asked taking a sip. You swallowed before playing with the straw using your piercing. It was a habit now. Billie shifted uncomfortably on the couch taking a sip of her own drink.

“Oh,” your mouth formed an ‘o’ understanding what she was implying.

So that’s how you ended up with your tongue on her pussy.

“Fuck,” she’s winced feeling the cold metal run between her folds. She looked down at you. You were looking up at her innocently as your tongue ran a stripe between her folds. Then you focused at the base of her pussy. Your tongue flicked on her throbbing hole. You lapped your tongue feeling her pulse as her hips moved trying to get more. You held her hips. You let your tongue do the job.

You purposely teased her entrance with the metal bar making sure it dipped the slightest before moving along. She gripped your head as your tongue traveled upward.

You searched for her clit. It felt so tiny and shy under the weight of your piercing. With the tip of your tongue, you flicked on her bud eliciting a string of moans from Billie. Then you circled her clit with the tip of your tongue until you locked in your target; hard and throbbing.

Teasing her clit with your piercing she winced again, but moved her hips again trying to fuck herself on your tongue. You let her this time. Too intoxicated by the way she slid on your tongue. She watched your eyes close getting lost in her pussy. She felt the way you moved your tongue so gloriously to match her movements.

She felt the coil winding up inside. She felt hot. She was trembling. The constant stimulation of the metal bar near her clit and the fantasies she wasn’t afraid to admit to now were all pushing her over the edge.

“Cum. I know you can do it,” you whispered against her pussy and that did it for her. She cried out your name holding your head as her body shook. You kissed her thigh before coming up to face her.

She smiled weakly as you wiped the sweat off her forehead.

“So, how did it feel?” You asked cheekily as she tried chuckling but she was too high off her orgasm she couldn’t feel her legs or her face. She simply placed a hand behind your neck pulling you close. She was breathing heavy but she wrapped you in a kiss. Her tongue brushing yours. She moaned tasting herself on your tongue.

It fulfilled her fantasies, that’s all she could say.

[malepresentingleg]

My School President: last episode - some thoughts (with spoilers, with no order)

First of all- idk what to do with my life anymore now that it's over FUCK.

It was SUCH a good finale to SUCH a good series, simply 😘👌

The first scene with Tinn's mom confronting him and then seeing how fucking terrified he is and taking a step back because of this? boy did I cry. Best mom award to you my lady (you can start a collection).

The side by side with Gun's mom just broke my fucking heart. Their phone call, Gun being so understanding. Everything was just perfect!!!

The talk between Tinn's parents just. Wreck my heart why don't you?

Them secretly dating and flirting all the time and only poor Por was oblivious? 10/10, amazing. (Also I love how from "the prom is tomorrow" from last episode we now got a whole era of secretly officially boyfriends sldksalskdas )

Jealous Gun comeback! + some wlw mlm solidarity with a gay lesbian fake couple.

Was their first kiss really that casual?? it was cute af and Gun was so sneaky to turn his head like that damn. Ik it was just some pecks but it was very very cute.

This episodes shows why you shouldn't ship irl people god this is 😬😬😬 even when things did work out it was soooo yuck.

Did love the friends group teasing thought- that's definitely allowed and some might say even required. And literally everyone knew except Por 😭😭😂😂 ("Sound and I don't keep secrets"!!! I screamed).

But Por not revealing a secret relationship with Tiw? Them not even "getting together"???? 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 that's me, they did us DIRTY.

Phat crying in singleness was so fucking funny, Phat, I feel you 🤘😔

Gun using the "pinch your nose so you don't cry technique" in the fucking rain, they sure do know how to make US cry amirite ha haha 😭😭😭

Ok but we can all agree Jorn is literally in love with Tinn which is why he was so hurt and mad, but also why he punched the homophobic teacher?

Speaking of that, I'm very glad Jorn did but DAMN did I want Tinn to.

Once again, best mom reward to Tinn's mom 😭🥺

The homophobia was so gross but also I'm glad for the way they addressed it in the series, but also that it wasn't the whole focus of the episode like we might have feared, and we did get a lot of fluff :')

UGh all the fan service during prom was so weird and yucky for me, not a fan😬

The hashtag they keep talking about actually says "my boyfriend* is the school president" in case you were wondering.

*it's a gender-neutral term like "partner", but it's used like boyfriend/girlfriend in English and not as marked as "partner" might be

The dinner at Tinn's immediately made me think of Bad Buddy 😭

It was so cute and so perfectly awkward, I love Tinn's dad so much (way to throw your son under the bus ksdjfskdfhs) and again, best mom reward to give here :') it was so awkward but she clearly tried her best and she died a little when Gun called her mom 😂

The final scene was so sweet, and it was all very fitting for a high school series, which is what this is!

I LOVE how in the end, this is a series about FRIENDSHIP and they gave that the proper focus and screentime

In conclusion, I'm gonna spend my time rewatching this again and again until My Skyy 2 :')

[genavere]

💞what's the most important part of a story for you? the plot, the characters, the worldbuilding, the technical stuff (grammar etc), the figurative language

Hi I love your blog and your writing is chef kiss 😘👌, I love how you wrote the characters and how you set the scene you always make me scream XD Other than that I hope your doing ok 💗

Let's Get Real Ask

Thank you for your kind words! I strive to create stories that tell gripping stories and characters who pull you in. When you scream at scenes, I hope that you don't wake anyone up! Not that I have done that...cough...

For your ask, the most important part of a story are the characters. You can have a scene that is full of drama and action, life and death situations, and make things really great...but if you care nothing for the characters, what use is all that other work?

Take Lord of the Rings for example (the movies), we watched all those characters through three movies and we rooted for them, cheered them on, cried for them. In Helm's Deep, we cared about the main characters.

When Haldir dies...well, I didn't feel too close to that character, but I felt the anguish of Aragorn losing a friend. I felt the loss of someone who had expected to live for much longer than that battle, who had expected to sail to the undying lands.

Then you have the Hobbit movies--hard stop, I understand the issues that Peter Jackson went through with the movie, and for the shit show he was given, he did a decent job, especially when he was thrown into the thick of it, shooting had started and he had no script.

Fili and Kili were my favorite characters before the movie, so when they became the "hot dwarves" (let's face it, Thorin was a looker for a Dwarf, too), I knew what would happen to them. I cried for them in the books. I lamented their sacrifice and the fact that they were the only ones besides Thorin who perished.

I really did not give a damn about their deaths in the movies. At all. The jailbird love scene? Cringe. If I could have disappeared into my seat at the theater, I would have. The movies played too much on action sequences, fighting, romance, and not enough on actual character building.

So, after a VERY convoluted answer, my point is, without characters you fall in love with, cheer for, hate, and many other emotions, the whole story just falls flat.

Thank you for the ask, and I hope you enjoy the other stories I post!

[bunnyb34r]

Hehehehehe the girl I fucking hated who would shop the kids dept when I was clearly working/when SHE had shit to do in HER dept, got fired for stealing

It's 😘👌 mwah chefs kiss sgdggdgd

Now if we can get rid of her do nothing friend....

Apparently she got escorted out by cops and taken to the fucking police station 👀👀👀 So they probably waited til she racked up $1000 like target 👀

Wouldn't suprise me honestly seeing as how much I caught her stealing (you put shit under MY table to save for later?? Oh no you didn't. No, no that was OBVIOUSLY misplaced by a customer and is going back on the table where it should go. Try me bitch.)

Good thing I didn't set aside size 8s of every color of the t-shirts like she wanted I think Sunday? Idk I just said I'll put extra size 8s out (I didn't lol) bc that's what I do when someone gives me what size item they're looking to buy after their shift. But not my fault if you don't buy it fast enough 🤷‍♂️ shop online then. I ain't risking my job for you.

Feel kinda bad for her kids though but I assume they'd be taken care of by their grandma if she gets arrested... but if you're stupid enough to steal from your retail JOB... idk what you expected would happen when you inevitably get caught.

Like it's not like stealing from idk a grocery store where you are not CLOCKING IN EVERY FUCKING DAY AND ON CAMERA FOR 8 HOURS. And yknow they literally have your social security info, your address, legal name... like if you're gonna steal don't shit where you eat 🙄

Anyway maybe her do nothing friend will quit 👀 out of the two of them I hated her (the thief) more tbh sgdgdggdgd but I guess you could say they were... thick as thieves 😅

[helion-ism]

Uhm??! Why aren't we talking about the fact that Vassa saw through Jurian's lies and so she tried to warn her sisters?

I don't know what Vassa said to her sisters, how Jurian got her sisters trust and I don't know what has been said between Jurian and Vassa but I know it was something like "I don't trust you" *gives her a bored look* "Wow, how sad" (idk something similar like that- I'm not a writer)

What did Vassa and Jurian think when they met again after the war? Were they like "hold up- YOU?!"

But then she offered him a place and he accepts.

She probably was like "I don't like you but I let you live within my court for the future" and he was like "yo I don't like you, but I still accept"

And now they’re at each other's throats as they like to be.

And she's a queen, he's her general.

They are 2 sides of the same coin.

Yeah, The firebird with the fox is a cute thought. (I like the friends to lovers trope more for Gwynriel though)

But nobody can convience me that the queen and her general aren't a hot match. Their banter is 😘👌

PLEASE, this:

“I don’t 't trust you” *gives her a bored look* “Wow, how sad”

is literally so funny. I could 100 % imagine that.

I think sjm definitely knew what she was doing when she set them up. I love this idea of them disliking each other but becoming reluctant and bantering allies until they finally find themselves in bed together.

and yeah, the whole concept of the queen and the general is just chef's kiss. absolutely love it.

that being said ... I’m very curious as to how vassa could see jurian lied. or maybe he showed her he was lying? no idea, but I can also see her being suspicious is just a part of her character.

[madstronaut]

OMFG OMFG OMFG SHE UPDATED JOHNNY BOY!!!!!!!!!

GOD WHERE DO I EVEN FUCKIN START

emma telling mama her secrets?!?!

can she smell johnny on mama oh god the awkwardness

mama equating whats best for her is (not) whats best for emma re: (failing spectacularly at) pushing johnny away?

mama disdaining charlie aka mr. mid milquetoast fuckboi but putting up with him cos she hates johnny even more? RAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH

so many fuckin bangers in this chappie, a selection of some (not all) of my faves below: 

“You searched around for anger, or even mild irritation, but it was gone, used up entirely by Johnny.”

“Why couldn’t you just let sleeping dogs lie?”

“That was the thing that made you consider it. Johnny. He was your kryptonite, your achilles heel, and you needed to burn his touch off your skin.” cue me biting my pillow to ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHREDS

“He wouldn’t share food with anyone, not even Tom, but if you asked he would always tear whatever it was in half and put it on your plate.”

“Johnny texted back something enthusiastic and barely legible.” LMAO picturing him just responding something super scottish and/or switching to gaelic cos hes so excited

also fucking obsessed with the full moon behavior lore and also johnny absolutely running to text her back immediately

“You planned on grabbing it for her for Christmas, a token of your appreciation for her help with Emma.” also smol sidenote but this is just an adorable lil touch i love friends who do this <3 (and try to do this for my friends as well)

“To see it for what it was felt…odd. You had heard about wolves claiming human spouses, putting a bite on their throat like a wedding band and never, ever letting go.” hahaha mama’s confusion 100 and brain bluescreening trying to comprehend johnny’s feelings for her is very relatable

“You didn’t think it was possible to hurt Johnny, but you did. It flashed across his eyes, his jaw tightening into a straight line.” YAHAHAHAH BOTH CLUTCHING MY CHEST AT THE ANGST BUT ALSO REVELING IN HOW DEEELICIOUS IT IS

“I’m not a good man, kitty. Hell, I’m not even a man, not really. I know I’ve hurt you, and I’ll repent every fuckin’ day for it, but if you let him touch you, I’ll gut him like a goddamn fish.” slow clapping at this whole exchange - mama being able to hold her ground and look him in the eye to cut him right back with her words while he literally has his claws sinking into her is E X A C T L Y why you’re such a good match for johnny, just give up no never stop fighting it is fucking hot as hell

"Your words weren’t working–they were working him up instead, like Emma when she watched the neighbor’s squirrels chase each other in the trees." fucking l o v e this line and also how from her outsider's perspective re: wolfish ways is also sorta from the inside thanks to emma

"Emma shouldn’t see Mum and Dad argue.” yes “arguing” indeed is that what they call it these days

"The audacity of men." a-fucking-men indeed

"You took a bite, just to appease them. You could still feel the small, stinging cuts his claws had scraped on your jaw." honestly feeling v empathetic for reader - when i am in emotional turmoil food just tastes like ash and i get an upset stomach afterwards even if im physically starving and eating something delicious

RAAAAAAAAAAA @ghostgorlsworld sending you so many smooches and chef's kisses for these developments MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH 😘👌😘👌😘👌😘👌😘👌😘👌😘👌😘👌😘👌

guess wot my fellow hoes (fellhoes?) you’re getting a two-fer-one deal

obligatory alpha post link below:

because I have been deep in my werewolf/hybrid!CODmen fixation while I was drunk off reading moondrunk I decided to take a break...

....by reading johnny boy and i dont want to even look at that ao3 history stat that tells you how many times you've visited this story IT IS A LOT

my record for one of my comfort stories is 79 times and that was back in january last i looked, and it doesn't count the copypaste backup i have in my notes in case of airplane mode. don't look at me rn (cough obligatory @the-californicationist G&G reference/tag here)

ANYWAY MOVING ON 🐺🐺🐺

Reading: Moondrunk Monster by @ghostgorlsworld

so I went to watch the Love Death Robots episode referred to here and UNFFFF forgot how good that whole series was! wolflovers, go watch the Shape-Shifters episode from S1

once again i love a good fleshed-out reader backstory and this one is no exception

also as a certified graves simp the spittake I had to clean up at reading the phrase “Captain Graves”

also wolf-friendly pain medication? please i would happily read an appendix or endnotes/footnotes about the lore/worldbuilding here <3

"They weren’t used to humans being kind to them."🥺🥺🥺🥺

me to myself: tbh in many ways this is the world we are living in rn

that line about reader sleeping in the back of the med bay reminded me of this famous pic I saw way back when:

U.S. Army nurse Amy Stuart of the 5th MASH unit deployed in Saudi Arabia naps on a cot while hugging a teddy bear sent by her family during Operation Desert Storm (February 22, 1991)

getting a little too real but at my age, always hurts my heart and deeply disturbs me to see people younger than me who i consider children going off to/waging war COUGH ANYWAY SRY ESCAPING REALITY BACK TO FANFIC-

piney has such a succinct, tight way of writing to set the scene and story premise up so well - fucking salivating at ghost taking reader to their tent and him getting miffed at her sitting on soap’s bunk until she sits on his <3 LMAO I SEE YOU GHOSTY YOU LITTLE LOVESICK PUPPY YOU~

You glanced down, seeing the Scottish flag on the wall, the photos of a couple that looked exactly like Johnny. “Oh, sorry.” 

ok but also johnny WOULD have selfies of himself up on his own bunk

“ahm easy on the eyes, aint i LT”

“shut it”

You were American, so you didn’t have much taste for tea unless it was iced and sweet. 

me, a rabid tea swiller, raising my hand: UM NOT ALL AMERICANS HATE “TREE PISS” AS TED LASSO CALLS IT OKAY (okay but I love that show so much)

unfff wolf!ghost crowding reader into his own bed forcing her to sleep in it is just *so many chef’s kisses*

Gaz was healed within a day, coming to visit you with a Snickers bar as thanks. “I’ve been saving it for an occasion,” he said. “Wolves…well, we can’t really have chocolate without quite a bit of pain so I thought I would give it to you instead. As thanks.” 

ok this was the most adorable loredrop ever also literally heartbroken at the idea they can’t enjoy chocolate!!!!

The adjustments were freezing slabs of raw beef and plating it up still half-frozen. this reminded me of this frozen organic dog chow i kept getting insta ads for after dogsitting for a friend (if u can hear this siri/insta ad algorithms, FUCK YOU RESPECT MY PRIVACY) anyway in the ad the way the person plated it for their dog and the way their dog ate it with such gusto made me, a human, want to try the dog food lol

“Not everyone in America lives in Texas, Soap.”

👏thank👏 you👏facts👏

You smiled. “A small town in Oklahoma.”

“Bloody hell, that’s just Texas.”

👏also👏 facts👏 (don’t come for me texans this new yorker will (lovingly) fuck you up; god bless amurica)

He was wearing gloves, as always, but they were warm when he pressed them against the scars, fitting his fingers into the obvious claw marks.

The 141 was silent, watching Ghost with a mixture of surprise and horror. Price looked as if he were about to intervene, his knuckles white around his fork.

i fucking l o v e this entire scene

They were still strangers to you, but the base felt too quiet without them, and your skin felt bare without Ghost’s stare upon it.

i am shivering at how good this sentence is

ghost: has a record for being more wolf than human and acts of aggression against humans

also ghost: makes tea for reader regularly when she can’t sleep

also reader if you’re having a eat-three-powdered-donuts-in-one-sitting kind of day, you eat that whole box girl no one will fault you for it <3

Ghost hummed, then came the unmistakable sound of licking the sugar off his fingers. There had also been blood on his fingertips, from the night’s previous activities.

You don’t want to think about why that makes your belly clench. 

😏😏😏we love the feral ones

also unexpected gifts are some of the best ones

i felt the adrenaline of the humvee ambush like i was watching a live action movie - i could picture the entire scenes very easily in my head <3

and ghost taking off her boots >>>>>>>>

A man in a skull mask was asleep in the chair in front of you, his head tipped back against the wall, his legs relaxed and spread wide. 

ah yes, classic submission position~

The meek little nurse that had put a Colonel’s son in the ER. 

meek is one of my favorite words. i have heard an alternate definition for this as “meekness is great power under control” and it stuck in my head ever since; pls bow before medic reader my meek badass queen

Your heart raced. It was such a human instinct, to see a predator and want to either kiss it or run from it. 

ah yes imho the heart of why wolf/hybrid and enemies-to-lovers etc. etc. etc. tropes and fics are so popular~

Ghost seemed to like your attention, his ears perked at the top of his head. It was oddly endearing, and you normally considered yourself a cat person.

hehe big ghost wolf, smol floppy ears - i will not let this image leave my head

ok and the wolflore about the recessive genes!! eating it all up <3

also i know this is a ghostfic but soap blushing and mumbling bout his coffeeshop crush is soo <333333333

"you’re too young to feel old and miserable like me.” Soap smiled, a bit of cheer back in his eye. “You’re only three years older’n me, lass, I wouldn’t call ye old.”

literally me to anyone <30/even a year younger than me

"ALSO, yes i'm setting up for a future soap/cafe!reader fic"

okay the unholy screech that erupted from me at reading this author’s note i’m-

Graves sat in a simple metal chair, cool, calm and collected without a single blonde hair out of place. 

me fully knowing graves isnt even doing anything here, just sitting: go off, king

“I wasn’t going to let that boy take my soul, sir,” you said calmly. “Not for something as worthless as a career.”

well said indeed <3

You wondered if he would come visit you, if you asked. If he would sit in your dusty, frilly living room and drink from your pumpkin shaped mugs.

PUMPKIN-SHAPED MUGS <3 <3 <3

Price looked up from a paperback, a twitch in his brow. He preferred to keep out of conflicts between the pack, only interfering when blood was spilled. 

oh please my headcanon for price is that he inhales gossip like oxygen and keeps it filed and sorted alphabetically and chronologically in his mind palace to pull up as needed

They were on active duty, for Christ’s sake, it wasn’t like he could bend her over against one of those cots and stake his claim,  COUGHOMGWHYTHEEVERLOVINGFUCKNOTCOUGH no matter how badly he wanted to.  

The 141 hunted at night, so during the day Gaz and Soap would occasionally bring you a muffin for breakfast or a stray cup of coffee. Even Price, the fatherly man he was, brought you one of his extra novels to read while you were awake during the night shift, one of those cheesy detective thrillers that helped you get through the night without passing out on a patient.

who doesn’t love familial!141 🥰🥰

it’s nice to remind yourself that you’re still a simple woman that appreciates a nice mani-pedi and a good hair day.

this is so real - taking care of yourelf/reminding urself to feel human is so important <3

You had the rank and the experience, so of course, you got the lion’s share of reports. ahem this a small almost throwaway line but much appreciated - LEADERSHIP IS FOR SERVICE. TO SHOULDER THE BURDEN FOR THOSE UNDER YOU, AND LIFT THEM UP. TAKE THE HITS SO THEY DON’T HAVE TO - ONES THEY AREN’T EVEN AWARE OF IF YOU’RE GOOD AT IT. anyway stepping down once again from my soapbox-

ah reader i can think of many MANY MANY spicy ways to motivate ghosty to do his patriotic duty~

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AND ALSO Reading: Johnny Boy by @ghostgorlsworld

first off being thrown into the deep end of the incredible lorebuilding had me ready to swim and dive deep without even taking a breath of reality because the story!!!! the worldbuilding!!!! absolutely immaculate

a recurring daydream/brainrot scenario ive gone back to time and again with my blorbos through the years is getting knocked up with their spawn and having to escape and go on the run and hide the child then have an implausibly wild reunion, often with some physically impossible makeup sex and then birth my own private sports team's worth of children to build our world empire (drama, romance, intrigue, adventure - i would buy out opening night tickets to the movieplots my brain spits out, anyway ty for coming to my BedTedTalk) anyway this has such a unique niche in the CODfics ive read with the almost enemies-to-lovers-back-to-enemies flavoring with brother’s best friend trope in play

on that note, shaking tom’s hand vigorously for sneaking johnny back into reader’s life, then backhanding him with my other hand - also for sneaking johnny back into reader’s life

cute-ass mactavish sire emma needs to eat raw meat to survive? her supernatural senses make her an old soul in a child’s body? no further comments, absolute perfection. i love the explorations of “hey scenting/being a hybrid, ESPECIALLY growing up as one, ain’t all its cracked up to be and is not just all 100% sexy times and funsies” and her picking up on mom being sad all the time a certain someone is near and declaring “if mommy doesn’t like him, I don’t either” just UGGHHHH i just want to give her a hug and tell her it will all work out, shes is in good hands (including but not limited to her own!) also tear the throat out of anyone who would dare steal her childhood (fistbumping my fellow immigrant first gen firstborns&eldest daughters who had to grow up too fast/take care of adults)

also one of the reasons i love this fic is the very fierce and protective love reader has for her emma and their really beautiful bond <3 fanfic can be so healing and tender in very unexpected ways and their relationship slipped past all my walls and armor and just stuck me right in the feels <3

the conversation about grandpa jack haunting them and turning the book pages for him was so sweet i think my molars rotted away on the spot, 🥺🥺🥺 piney i will be billing you for my dental visit expenses; be prepared to pay cos ive always wanted to secretly try out grillz as a new yorker girlie 

also random brainrot but 1000% positive grandpa jack was a fucking hottie in his glory days (underground fighting rings? picturing tyler durden rn)

also please give mama reader a fucking medal, cutting up raw meats and organs first thing in the morning (EVERY morning) is a feat indeed

also johnny/reader’s first meeting at the funeral home is absolutely exquisite, the perfect amount of drama and angst!!! raaaaaa biting my pillow and tearing it to pieces

- reader’s physical reaction to the “he’s behind me, isn’t he” revelation

- johnny’s physical glow-up described through reader’s eyes is just UNFFFF *chef’s kiss*

- reader going straight into panic/mama bear mode re: emma

- “it could have been longer, john” HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY ICE COLD QUEEN PLEASE I CANNOT KNEEL BEFORE YOU FASTER OR I’LL BREAK MY KNEECAPS

- “your voice so cold it stung your tongue as you spoke. The ache in your chest was overtaken by rage, pure and hot. “Excuse me.” i am f e r a l for this line, this is PERFECTION i can taste the emotions here like viscerally on my tongue 

- honestly kudos to reader for not punching tom’s lights out when she’s running to get emma from him

“I don’t care.” You wanted to scream. You wanted to cry. You wanted to dig your nails into his skin and hurt him like he hurt you. “We don’t need you, we never needed you. I loved you, and you left for years . Deal with the consequences.”

Johnny Mctavish, a wolf, a soldier, flinched from you. 

It wasn’t the victory you thought it would be.

AAAAAAAA YES THIS IS ME AS I READ THIS REVELING IN THE ANGST

also the last line of ch1 being “Forget him. John always runs.” and summary of Ch2 being “Johnny comes home.” ????? gonna run out of my lipstick giving chef’s kisses to piney here

the way piney fleshes out reader and her story and history with johnny just makes me want to give her a ginormous hug, also like an all-expenses paid weeklong vacation to the maldives or something for the absolute bullshit she’s endured (might have to join you on this though dear reader my salary/responsibilities working in [redacted] means i also need an all-expense paid weeklong vacation to the maldives)

also I FUCKING SUSPECTED JOHNNY WAS SECRETLY TRYING TO SCENT READER WHEN HE SNUCK UP ON HER TO GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO SURPRISE HER BY PUTTING HIS MITTS ON HER SHOULDER; i love that emma picked up on this through her nose

“Because you still smell like me, kitty.” brain going brrrr being overloaded with conspiracy theories about teh many layers what this may mean

wolves were different from normal men. Territorial. 

me, reading about fictional territorial wolfmen on tumblr: 🥰🥰🥰

me, reading about IRL men being ‘territorial’: 🤢🤢🤢

“Grandpa was like me,” she said, loyal as always. 

i’ll be totally honest the character i fell head over heels with in this story was not johnny taking first place no - EMMA MACTAVISH MY HEART <3 i hope my future children will be brave, kind, wise, funny and compassionate like you <3

It seemed that the only person suffering in this situation was you.

this line + the short almost throwaway line of reader “laughing wetly” just before it just ughhh my heartache! shoutout to all the hardworking parents/caregivers simply Trying Their Best And Getting No Recognition™️ (madstronaut sees you and applauds you, great is your reward in heaven and or the pits of tumblrhell, dealer’s choice)

“It wasn’t your decision to make, Tom,” you said, your voice reaching that pitch that made you feel like your mother. god this got too real, when i hear myself sound like my mother sometimes (esp. when im mad) i literally narrow my eyes at my own reflection and have to check myself before i wreck myself iykyk

also freaking love the lore about hybrids/wolves being discriminated against in society and johnny’s own experience and pitfalls navigating the world! lorebuilding>>>>>>>>>>>>

You were dressed more appropriately this time, a Black Sabbath tee and sweats, your work clothes of pencil skirts, trousers, and wool sweaters currently drying on the laundry lines in the backyard. 

ok reader i see you my little rocker <3 you would love saint vitus bar in brooklyn; make tom or johnny watch emma so we can headbang to our heart’s content and you can enjoy a well-deserved night out <3 (on that note #REOPENVITUSYOUCOWARDS)

Emma two-handed it, just like you tell her to. It seemed she was trying to be on her best behavior, the little traitor.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH EMMA YOU LITTLE DEVIOUS ADORABLE SHIT (said goodnaturedly) I LOVE THIS LINE SO MUCH

Something in your chest squeezed when Johnny tucked the blanket around Emma’s skinny arms, more gentle than you had ever seen him.

ok though real talk men being gentle and tender, esp. around kiddos - hi, yes please sirs you can indeed help me mop my panties off the floor

Susan didn’t know what to do with a little boy that chewed on the furniture and got sick when she didn’t let him eat raw meat. 

i physically need to see fanart of young wolf!soap gnawing on an armchair leg

This was why you liked Charlie, he was so, so reasonable. 

hello charlie or as i like to call you “walking beige flag” the way i would roast him if i was bffs with reader..

also emma drawing that wolf catcher memory and waiting until soap was there to show it to both him and reader - AAGGGGH I freaking loved this and how clever this is i can do an entire pepe silvia conspiracy board meme breakdown of why and how much i loved this whole interaction

emma knowing it is a tough memory for her mama but choosing to draw and show it specifically to johnny - and waiting til they are all in each other’s presences (presence? idk)

i can see reader fighting (a losing battle lets be honest this is johnny fucking mactavish) tooth and nail so far to maintain the armor of assumptions and explanations she’s told herself to deal with the pain of being in love then (from her pov) rejected and how this has bled into how she paints johnny to emma despite her best efforts 

and yet as they say sometimes the body says and knows what the mind/heart cannot say yet and 1000% sure that little miss wolf emma mactavish loves her mom but is also sure that momma isn’t sure on where she stands with johnny

also ALSO the fact that jack raised both johnny and emma HAS TO MEAN SOMETHING RIGHT - even though they’ve just met i love the little tidbits of the special wolf-to-wolf and father/daughter connection they have

AND AND AND so my grand theory here is that i believe emma made and showed this drawing to johnny because from what she knows - she perceives mama reader to despise johnny on the surface, yet still wants him - but based on what she’s told her about johnny, thinks johnny may not want mama - and drew this to prove mama is still worthy and a great protector - “You haven’t got any teeth or claws but it didn’t matter.” - and “showing her off” to johnny COUGH ANYWAY THAT’S WHERE I’LL END MY THESIS TYVM

also i love the bits sprinkled around the fic about johnny’s eyes sparkling eerie/brighter when he gets worked up

Perhaps all the war and killing really was good for his temperament.

HAHAHAHA OKAY SHIT, MAMA, WHO IS THE DELULU ONE NOW????????? (tbh it’s me, hi im the probl-)

johnny trying to find excuses to spend his PMC savings & money on reader + emma - IRL me and my bills & student loans crying laughing hysterically at reader turning this down

“Shut up!” Tommy said, frowning at you from the couch. “Fuck, lovie, he’s a friend from work.”

The man in the mask raised a hand in an awkward wave.

HAHAHAHHA SIMON!!! his entrance totally threw me off but ofc tom’s SHUT UP (true sibling energy right here, no greeting, just yells) and simon’s lil wave just UGGGGGGGHHHH such a nice palate cleanser from the intense but delicious angst - also tipping my hat at the subtle way to introduce Bi!Tommy with the “he’s not company he’s a guest” line 😏

You felt Simon’s eyes on you, judging, appraising. You were sure Johnny probably didn’t have the nicest things to say about you–most likely that you were an irritating little girl that followed him around for twenty years then proceeded to get pregnant and raise the child without him knowing,

would love to know what and how TF141 thinks of mama reader from how johnny has described her…despite her own misgivings <3

Johnny was an unsuspecting kind of violent, always smiling and laughing until he wasn’t, until it was serious.

Simon was different. He felt older. 

aaaaaa this is SUCH a good characterisation of them both

You had missed him like a lost limb-

ooh i absolutely love this phrase! I have one person in my life i went through a friend breakup with (iykyk - these are more painful than romantic breakups imho) and we mended things and discovered afterwards we both referred to our break in our friendship as ‘having lost a limb’ to other folks (!) sometimes birds of a feather really do flock together

 “It’s just…we’re adults, and adults have tricky feelings. preach mama 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

but also pls mama i know you have a kiddo but putting on nail polish right before a date? nooooooooooooooooo though chanel polishes ARE superior cos of that fat brush so all is forgiven <3

also obligatory FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK to charlie for forgetting the date, do you EVEN KNOW THE SUFFERING WE PUT OURSELVES THROUGH TO GET READY FOR A DATE? TO GET READY TO FACE THE WORLD OUTSIDE OUR DOOR, PERIODT?

IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ONE OF MY GIRLIES I WILL BE READY TO FUCKING SHOW SOMEONE’S BITCH ASS THAT YOU DO NOT NEED TEETH AND CLAWS INDEED TO GET RIGHT FUCKED UP

anyway climbing down from my soapbox on behalf of women everywhere, back to the fic

as a tiny tiny redeemable bit - charlie having weekly dinners with his gran is a huge green flag trait

He stilled, looking at you. His hand came up, pinching your chin like he used to. “You havnae called me Johnny in a very long time.” The rawness of his voice broke you down into someone you used to be, someone that loved him.

me, extremely pleased, reading this: ah yes, in vino veritas~

The alcohol had dampened the anger in your chest, you felt…open. Open to talking about it. Bleeding the poison from the wound.

<3 <3 <3 this line <3 <3 <3

irl sidenote: u can also do this without alcohol my friends <3 trusted friends, therapy, long retreats into nature, safe places, safe people all very effective and cutting right to the heart in the gentlest ways possible, painful but highly recommend over the alternative (and lesser) options of keeping the poison inside <3 

Within a blink, Johnny was kneeling before you, his hands on your knees as his eyes bored into yours. You felt a chill, a whisper of fight or flight pricking your neck at his predatory stare.

ahem hello this is it

this is what does it for me

kneelng for your prey <3

also i love that their first real physical intimate contact after reuniting, beyond that hug after the wolf catcher story, is johnny LICKING reader’s tears off her face

“All I had was a picture and letters, but I could get off just from you writing that you missed me, just from your smell lingering on the fucking paper.” whats that phrase? marines make do? 🥰🥰🥰

me, reading about lacy underwear getting shredded: mmmmf yes sexxxxxyyyy

also me: ok i just know that was expensive, cringing inside at having to replace it

also fics that have men talking to ur pussy as they take care of it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I CANNOT WAIT FOR READER TO WAKE UP AND SCREAM AT HERSELF 

[themeganator5000]

🤡🎢🎶🧠 (and good luck with homework 😩)

Alright, this one got a lil long so buckle in (also thank u king!! 🥹)

🤡 What’s a line, scene, or exchange you’ve written that made you laugh?

MAN, that’s a toughie. What’ve I written that HASN’T made me laugh?? Uuuhhhhh obviously all of Truth or Don’t You Dare, that’s probably my favorite fic ever ngl. Okay, I’m bad at decisions so we’re just gonna do a lil Best Of list rn let’s goooo

Pretty much all of this scene from One Night in Portorosso just cause I can see it so clearly:

And damn, Without You is really funny too. Underrated classic 👌

Oh my god, how could I forget Pornos and Protostars??? This whole damn fic is a gold mine 🤩

(P.S. i like to think that Guido is Portorosso’s local gay porn dealer and Alberto bought all his magazines from him in private. i do not know where Guido gets them. maybe Ercole.)

Luca HAS to some kinda weird space kink, right?? Like,, just fuckin lookit him

And Alberto making suggestive drawings of his then-best-friend at age sixteen is just 😘👌

Uugghgjkdhfkfhgk i know there’s more but this post is already so damn long i gotta stop. But trust me my dude, i write da funny shit, it’s what i do 😜

🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?

Oohohohiohh definitely Truth or Don’t You Dare 😏

I won’t spoil anything for the select few who see this post and haven’t read it yet, but here’s a quick summary:

🎶 Do you listen to music while you write? What song have you been playing on loop lately?

Answered!

🧠 Pick a character, and I’ll tell you my favorite headcanon for them.

Okay, so I more or less answered this like a year ago here, but obvi I’ve had some more thoughts since then. And, y’all are gonna hate me for this, but I do have a favorite.

I think Luca and Giulia should hook up in college.

Not as a long-term thing, more like a one-night stand (but possibly without any actual sex, i still like my asexual Giulia headcanon). I see them going to the same college together, Luca studying astronomy and Giulia studying marine biology, and they’re roommates cause it’s cheaper and they practically grew up together anyway. Luca’s already securely with Alberto at this point and Giulia thinks she’s a lesbian, so it’s all whatever. Everyone’s all happy, Luca loves Alberto, Giulia loves both the boys as her best friends/family, Alberto is no longer jealous of Giulia, yadda yadda yadda.

But like. What if they fucked it up.

What if they kissed. 😳

Idk I just think it’s a fun and interesting scenario cause like, Luca is missing Alberto and he’s all sad that Alberto’s not there, but like. Giulia is. 👀

fhdjjwhfk idk there’s kinda a lot to explain which is why I don’t talk about it much but I’ve already written one fic about it (which is kinda underrated in my opinion). And I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but I just think their bond is so strong it’s almost hard not to imagine them in a semi-polyamorous relationship (i ain’t doin incest tho srry). I’m also working on another Giulia/Luca/Alberto fic where essentially everybody just goes to town on Luca and it’s great, but I have no idea how to wrap it up so no promises that’ll be out anytime soon :P

Thanks for letting talk at’cha! 😋

[dkbtho]

J, M, Q, X! 🥰🥰

Siyuan!!! Before I answer any of these.. I gotta tell you I took like half an hour to decide who my favorite maknae is. I went looking at pictures and even cried at one point! I mean REAL TEARS were happening 😂😂 loved it though <3

J: a group you love to jam out to?

Blitzers has some serious bangers!! Along with their title tracks, Simon Says, K-POP, Seat-Belt, Blitz - Next Level and CHECK-IN are all songs I find myself rocking out to.

I also love WayV!! I literally only know four songs from them, but I'm obsessed. (If you (or anyone) have any song recs... 👀👀)

M: your favorite maknae?

Kangmin is currently running his campaign to be my Verivery bias, but that's based entirely on performance vibes since I don't know them at all (yet!). So I'll go with A.C.E's Chan!! He did a FIVE HOUR VLIVE ALL BY HIMSELF for their debut anniversary because all the other members are doing their military service right now 😭 He's such a cutie and his VOICE and his performance presence is just 😘👌🔥 (they really need to get a chef's kiss emoji) also specifically can we talk about this:

Q: a quality your bias shows that you absolutely love?

a physical quality would definitely have to be smiles and laughs! I can't help it I just love seeing them be happy 🥺🥺💓💘💞 I have a whole tag just for Younghoon's bright smiles...

as far as personality quality I'm gonna have to say the way they show love!!!! 💖💖💖 Is that too cheesy or what? I'm thinking about E-Chan and the members (specifically his co-leader relationship w/ D1), the way Serim is so so cuddly, Sunwoo drinking Chanhee's coffee, Lee Know and his cats (actually all cats), Lee Know with Felix during their haunted school experience, Bang Chan and the members ("the kids" I believe he called them)!!!! I just love Love 🥰🥰

X: your favorite cross-group friendship?

TBZ HYUNJAE AND DKB E-CHAN!!! No contest, no question, just. them!!!!! They've been best friends since middle school and it just makes my heart so full 💖 TBZ and DKB were promoting at the same time last November (for Rollercoaster and Maverick) and they did a TikTok together and I couldn't stop thinking about E-Chan and Hyunjae just being dumb middle school besties 💘💘

Anyway thanks for stopping by and sending this in!! This was really fun 🥰 also sorry this got really long lol

*unusual kpop asks*

[mooifyourecows]

Hey there, umm I was just, y’know, making my way downtown, walking fast, as you do, and I suddenly wondered ‘hey, moo seems like someone with superior tv knowledge, I should ask moo if he has any movie/show recommendations’ and so here I am. Asking for movie and/or show recommendations. 👍

Babe you KNOW I be watchin tv (and movies)

This is gonna be a long post so I’ll make a Read under Cut to save your dash 🙏

Let's gooooo!

Movies first:

Swiss Army Man- R | Moo's rating: 10/10

This is my all time favorite movie. My comfort movie, if you will. Its WEIRD though. It has a lot of gross/surreal comedy, especially in the beginning so its not for everyone! Don't feel bad if you try to watch it and decide YIKES no thanks. Trust me, I understand lmao. But if you can make it through the gross stuff, I promise you a movie that is unlike any you've ever seen. I think its worth going into it completely blind but if you fancy watching the trailer, here it is:

Trailer

Paul Dano and Daniel Radcliffe are SPECTACULAR as the main characters and the soundtrack is hands down my FAVORITE movie soundtrack to date. I listen to it all the time in my free time because its that good. There are so many lessons on what it means to be alive, to be open so that others can understand and love all of you and it just GAH makes me cry every time.

Trigger warnings: suicide attempts, nudity (asscheeks), sexual humor, one of the characters is a corpse so uhhh whatever that trigger would be lol

Kimi no na wa/Your Name- PG | Moo's rating: 10/10

Amazing, spectacular, perfect, yes. This is my faaaavorite anime movie. The animation is mind blowing and paired with an OST by Radwimps???? Ahhhhh so gooood. This is the movie I share with my non-anime fan friends/family because its that gorgeous 😍 I cry EVERY time

Trailer

TW: dubious character death? Hmm I dunno how to warn about it without spoilers so just uhhh... death but like... not... death lmao

O Brother, Where Art Thou?- PG-13 | Moo's rating: 9.5/10

Based loosely on the Odyssey by Homer, this movie USED to be my all time favorite. I've seen it like a million times by now. Its a Coen Brothers film so OBVIOUSLY its a total banger. Its a funny, wild ride from start to finish with a FANTASTIC cast and another perfect OST.

Trailer

TW: Racism/ scenes involving the KKK, some animals are killed (cows and toad). As someone who is sensitive to animal death in movies, I'm not too bothered by the scenes so take that as you please

School of Rock- PG-13 | Moo's rating: 9.5/10

I mean.... I feel like I shouldn't even have to say anything about this one. If you haven't seen it then what're you doing??????? Go watch it!! Its literally Jack Black playing Jack Black, what more do you need?

Trailer

TW: nothing comes to mind tbh its just innocent fun

Kung-fu Hustle- PG-13 | Moo's rating: 9/10

This one ALSO used to be my favorite movie. Absolutely hilarious and great quality kung-fu action! Stephen Chow is a genius 🙏🙏🙏 (Shaolin Soccer is also good but Kung-fu Hustle is iconic 😘👌)

Trailer

TW: violence and minor character death, also a CG cat dies but its not graphic at all

Moulin Rouge- PG-13 | Moo's rating: 9/10

Obviously this movie is in my top list of fave movies. Great music, dynamo cast, beautiful setting and direction mwwwwah 😙🤌

Trailer

TW: major character death, sexual assault

Guns Akimbo- R | Moo's rating: 9/10

Talk about EXCITING. This movie is a RIDE. Daniel Radcliffe honestly might be one of my fave actors these days tbh because he fuckin rocks in this one too. Very very actiony and violent but there are some super cool and pretty shots and scenes like wow I love it and need to rewatch it

Trailer

TW: Graphic violence, blood, death, etc of that sort

Hunt for the Wilderpeople- PG-13 | Moo's rating: 8.5/10

Listen, I'm a big sucker for the "grizzled old man adopts child" trope AND Taika Waititi's brand of humor so this movie is just mwah chef's kiss. Its set in beautiful New Zealand so theres plenty to admire 😍 I was gonna rate it a 9/10 but there ARE a few parts that drag a tiny bit. Still though, it's spectacular and worth a watch for sure

Trailer

TW: minor character death, and one dog dies :(

50/50- R | Moo's rating: 8/10

Ahh this movie makes me EMOTE. Seth Rogen's role as Joseph Gordon-Levitt's best friend in this movie was SHOCKINGLY sweet and heartfelt. He’s literally such a good friend its crazy. Very good, very nice story about dealing with a tough ass situation 👌

Trailer

TW: sex, drug use (cannabis), cancer/hospitals/sickness

Honorable mentions (recs that I'm too lazy to talk about but are still good):

Secondhand Lions

Palm Springs

Ready or Not

Wild Target

Monster in Law (HUSH I just think its funny)

Airplane

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Jesus Christ Superstar

Ocean's Eleven (12 and 13 are also good)

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (Bogus Journey is great as well)

🖤

Now for TV!

I'm gonna split these up in 2 categories: Live action and animation, because I watch a lot of both 👌

First, Live Action:

The Good Place- TV-PG | Moo's rating: 10/10

You KNOW imma always recommend this show its perfect and I rewatch it ALL the time. AMAZING ensemble cast with a ton of chemistry, hilarious, heartfelt, ugh its just fantastic in every way. Its also such a treat to look at like mmmm Ted Danson, Manny Jacinto, William Jackson Harper, Kristen Bell- LITERALLY ALL OF THEM CMON

TW: none? I mean, i would say death but its about the afterlife so thats kind of a given, ya know? So uhh just some sexual stuff and like... alcohol? Less of trigger warning and more of a content warning i guess

The Nanny: TV-PG | Moo's rating: 9.5/10

This show awakened some things in me as a kid, yo. Fran is a fashion icon, I was literally IN LOVE with her back then. Still am tbh.

TW: its pretty innocent, some sexual content of course but thats about it

Malcolm in the Middle- TV-PG | Moo's rating: 9/10

I've lost track of how many times I've rewatched this banger. Its wildly entertaining and depicts a family that loves just as hard as they fight GAH the cast is so quirky and the moments when they come together for a common goal (especially when they defend Lois???) is just so sweet. 🥰 its also surprisingly progressive! There's an episode where both Malcolm and Reese think the other one is gay and it genuinely made me so soft how they were trying so hard to be supportive agsgshdgsh I love it (also Hal is Bryan Cranston's best role ever, no competition. Everyone deserves a husband like Hal)

TW: some rough family situations, military school

My Name is Earl- TV-PG | Moo's rating: 9/10

This show would be a 10/10 if it didn't get canceled and also have that weird coma stuff in season 3. Even with that though, this show is amazing. Soooo funny and full of super sweet life lessons. Its genuinely heartwarming to watch Earl learn lessons and navigate his new way of life 🖤

TW: crime, violence, infidelity, sexual content

Raising Hope- TV-PG | Moo's rating: 8.5/10

SO CUTE CUTE CUTE. Single father and cute daughter?????? You KNOW im all for that shit!!! Gah this show is adorable and sweet as friggin syrup

TW: violence

3rd Rock from the Sun: TV-PG | Moo's rating: 8/10

I love me a "fish outta water" premise man hnnn I used to watch this show every day after school its great. I was in LOVE with Sally. Oof long legs extreme help 🥵 (wow this has become a thirst list)

TW: sexual themes

Good Girls- TV-14 | Moo's rating: 7.5/10

Like watching women commit crimes? Then this is the show for you! Honestly this show is just fun. And the soundtrack is BANGING

TW: crime, violence

Dead to Me- TV-MA | Moo's rating: 7/10

Christina Applegate is SO GOOD in this show. And paired with Linda Cardellini???? 😙👌 honestly if I was rating the first season alone, I would rate it a 9/10 but the second season brought it down a little. The characters and their relationships are so complex, its so consuming 🙏 (also bi representation wassup)

TW: sexual content, death, grief, recreational drug use

Okay let's move on to animated shows 👍

Bojack Horseman- TV-MA | Moo's rating: 10/10

This is SUPERIOR writing. I dont even know how to talk about this show because it has EVERYTHING. Its socially conscious, hilarious, dark, depressing, hopeful, EVERYTHING. I never expected to connect to or be affected by this show the way I have been. The characters are deep and all go through their own personal arcs throughout the 6 seasons and it is honestly the first show I've seen to accurately depict SO MANY THINGS. Stuff like depression and ptsd and addiction and the strain fame puts on people, especially young people GEE IM GETTING EMOTIONAL ALL OVER AGAIN. Anyway, its amazing, ill stop now

TW: all of them. All the triggers. Well maybe not all of them. There's a lot of substance abuse and addiction and driving under the influence. Character death, violence, real world issues like gun control and sexism... its pretty chock full of stressors, so if you're someone who is sensitive to that kinda thing, make sure to look up a complete list of trigger warnings before watching! 🖤

Bob's Burgers- TV-PG | Moo's rating: 10/10

I probably don't need to explain why this is here. Great original music, fun characters, life lessons. Its the best, the end

TW: nothing comes to mind 🤔

King of the Hill- TV-PG | Moo’s rating: 10/10

I do a rewatch of this classic at least once a year. 

I always tell people that Bob from Bob’s Burgers is my ideal of a perfect (white cis male) Democrat and Hank from King of the Hill is my ideal of a perfect (white cis male) Republican and I’m so so right. Hank is so conservative in his attitude about literally EVERYTHING, but not in the horrible Confederate flag waving, woman hating way. He’s a reserved, private guy who constantly LEARNS and GROWS, and is always open to other people’s lifestyles, even if he doesn’t understand it or if it makes him uncomfortable. 

This show tackles a wide variety of people and topics and never fails to make it funny AND sweet. There are times when Hank can be bullheaded and infuriating but he always comes around to make the right decision by the end of the episode 🥰 He also reminds me SO MUCH of my dad. Literally his mannerisms, his voice, the way he says “Whhat?” when he’s shocked... it’s just my dad in cartoon form, I swear lmao

TW: republicans, guns, depression, Hank’s dad is abusive af (though he does have moments of sweetness)

The Amazing World of Gumball- TV-Y7-FV | Moo’s rating: 10/10

This show NEVER gets old. When I just wanna watch a quick something while I eat lunch or if none of my other shows are doing it for me, this is my go-to. It’s a kids show so it’s definitely more lighthearted than the others but it’s straight up HILARIOUS and has some adult jokes sprinkled in here and there. 

On top of that, they use a huge mix of animation types. From 2D to CG to claymation to puppetry WOW it’s so cool

TW: cartoon violence

Futurama- TV-14 | Moo’s rating: 9/10

Maybe I’m just simple but this show is just laugh after laugh after laugh. So witty and quick. It’s another one that I rewatch constantly. (honestly all of these shows are 🤷‍♂️)

TW: violence, sex, drugs/alcohol

Archer- TV-MA | Moo’s rating: 8.5/10

Like Bojack, this one is very mature and not for everyone. It’s one of those shows (like It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) that has a full cast of degenerates and bastards. Archer is an alcoholic douchebag, Mallory is a greedy bitch, Cheryl is clinically insane, Cyril is a whiny sex addict, Pam is an obnoxious pervert, Lana is a naggy wet blanket, Kreiger is a mad scientist, Ray is gay.

But it’s funny as fuck. It’s definitely one of those things where you’re like “oh no i can’t believe I’m laughing at this” but man I just love it. The dialogue is FANTASTIC and the wacky shenanigans they get into is always entertaining. If adult humor is something you’re into then this one is perfect 👌

Pam is my fave 🙏

TW: uhhh everything again. lots of violence and death, sex, drugs/alcohol, addiction, just straight up terrible human beings doing terrible things

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack- TV-Y7-FV | Moo’s rating: 8/10

Another cartoon for kids that I got endless joy from as an adult. It’s weird af and sometimes disgusting but the brand of humor is RIGHT up my alley. I dunno how to explain it, just give it a watch 

TW: gross-out gags, cartoon violence

Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts- TV-Y7 | Moo’s rating: 8/10

Want to see some representation? Watch Kipo! The three main characters are POC and one is gay! The animation for this show is so nice and pretty too 😙👌 And the soundtrack??? Yes. Spectacular.

I would rate it higher but it felt a little short 🤔 even though it has 3 seasons, once it finished I felt like there should have been more.

TW: cartoon violence, some dark themes

Hilda- TV-Y7 | Moo’s rating: 7/10

This one is just nice and wistful and cute. Little adventures in a magical world of trolls and witches and other interesting mythical creatures.

TW: none 🖤

okay okay i’ll stop there because this post is already super long. Some of these titles might seem really obvious because they’ve been around for a while or they’re just wildly popular but if you haven’t seen them then this is your reminder to watch them!

Hope you find something you like from this list 🥰🥰

[yoshkeii]

"An interesting...friend?" is one of the most adorable and excellent works I ever read. Amazing idea, incredibly (professionaly) written, I loved reading this.

The whole concept was *chef kiss* 😘👌. Just...I love it with all my heart. I can imagine every part clearly in my head and oh my god this flooded my mind! I can't think about anything else! It's just so...so

I loved Todoroki and Bakugou the most.

But Todoroki taking photos of his (Nomu) friend when passed out? Them growling at Endeavour, even on his picture?? Them adoring and loving Todoroki's ice quirk??? Matching sweatshirts with turtlenecks???? You want to kill me or what????? 🥺🥺💖

And Bakugou...The cussing? Aggressively affectionate protection over them?? The scar thingy??? No, no, my heart can't take it...This is too much. 😭😭💕

You are very gifted, outstanding and breathtaking writer. Your talent is phenomenal and I hope I'll be able to read more fantastic works like this one. ❤❤❤

I'm so mad my English isn't that good. I would love to drown you in admiration and love, but I don't have this ability, or it's weak as f*ck.

I hope you have a lovely day/night. ❤❤❤

how sweet of you !! im glad you enjoyed it enough that you wanted to send an ask,,

it was genuinely fun to write especially since i had an idea of nomu reader for awhile so im glad im able to flesh it out with the request i got.

i hope you’ll enjoy the future fics n stuff i have ahead (even if i dont know what i have in mind-) thou your english is really good !! im proud of you for just trying and sending such a nice ask 😭💕

i hope you are having (or had) a very very nice day/night beloved <3

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Kuroko No Basket Edition🏀💦🔥🙌🙏

So this is a questionnaire by  aquasworldismusicsworld and copied by & from  lilryoutacchi. 

Here are my answers!

1. Would you rather date Taiga or Aomine? 😁 >Aomine.

2. Midorima or Takao?🤓 >Midorima. I think I may make him blush. He’s a Cancer and I’m a Scorpio.

3. Kuroko or Taiga?😊 >Neither. Momoi is a good friend of mine and I don’t want to strain the friendship. 

4. Murasakibara or Himuro? 😋 >Himuro. It’s a better match. I’m a pint-sized princess with a strong personality.

5. Kise or Yukio?🙂 >Kise. Yukio wouldn’t dare come near me. 

6. Reo or Akashi? 😁 >Akashi. I’m fit to be Empress material. 

7. Akashi or Midorima? 😆 >Reverse harem.

8. Would you rather go on a bookstore date with Midorima or go to the carnival with Takao? 😍💑💋🌈✨ >Bookstore date --- two birds in one stone: Research & Date

9. Go to Maji burger with Taiga or Kuroko? 😊 >Taiga. 

10. Watch Netflix at home with Aomine or Murasakibara?😏😂 >Aomine. (What? It’s not always sex with the guy --- he naps too ya know..)

11. Kiss Kise or Yukio?😘😙💋 >Kise. Coz he’s professional about it.

12. Get ordered around by Akashi or Imayoshi?😐 >Imayoshi. Just to get close to the cunning fox.

13. Midorima or Imayoshi? 🤓 >Midorima. 

14. Which Generation of Miracles member would you like on your own basketball team? 🏀💦🔥🙌🙏 >Aomine. (psst --- I really mean Akashi)

15. Which character would you love as your friend? 😆 >Aomine

16. Which character would you date in real life? 😍😉 >Cop/Detective or Pro-Ball Aomine

17. Which character closely mirrors your type? 😉 >Aomine or Himuro.

18. Which character do you find underrated? 😟 >(pass)

19. Overrated character? 😐 >(pass)

20. Which characters are the hottest in your opinion? 😳 >Aomine, Kagami, Himuro, Akashi, Midorima, Kiyoshi (Not in any particular order) 

21. Any characters you fell for their appearance at first?😍 >None.

22. Any characters you fell for strictly for their personality? 😁 >Hyuga Junpei.

23. Which character do you find annoying? (If possible) 😷 >None.

24. Which character always makes you laugh? 😂 >It’s between Aomine & Koganei.

25. Which character closely resembles yourself?(personality-wise)😂 >Its a mix of Midorima, Akashi, and Himuro.

26. Which character can you relate to a lot? 👌 >Aomine. Because of my formless creativity.

27. Favorite Generation of Miracles member? 😍💕 >Aomine. (Yes, I’m biased right now)

28. Funniest moment in Kuroko No Basket? 😂 >Too many. Nothing in the superlative.

29. Saddest moment? 😢

30. Which character makes you flustered when looking at a picture of them? 😳 >None. I have no shame. 

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There are no tag requirements or anything, but I’d love to read your answers:

@vball-baes-bball-babes @ourneverendingpossibilities 

@momokitty27 @dark-and-kawaii-writings

[eevvvaa]

Waaaaaaayne !! You’re soo kind to me, stop it!! 🥺😭 (please don’t, I love it so much)

I’m soooo happy that you loved the bathroom scene and that you saw and felt her gestures and the carefulness in them ! That you saw and appreciated the intimacy and quietness between them 🥺 (Is it narcissistic to say that I myself love that scene very deeply?🙈)

Your comment on the skinny girls and the insecurities they can have made me pout, I’m glad that you liked this mention and that you felt seen maybe ? No one should feel insecure about their body, no matter what they look like ! But I’m “happy” if you appreciated that I talked about it. (Sending you big kisses by the way 😘) And yeah, when I run I know that I don’t have the same problems than my friends with bigger boobs 😂😉

Did he honestly think that would help???? 🥵

Ahaha no, if he had thought for a second, he would have known that it’s worse !!

Also, I’m sooooo relieved that you don’t mind and even like that I write many details ! Sometimes I fear that it’s too long but your comment reassures me a lot, thank you ! ❤️

He’s a tall, strong hunter but can simultaneously look like a lost child 😭

Yes ! And that makes me love him even more !!

Oh no! You’re ripping me from all the fluff and throwing me into the Cameron story? What’s wrong with you?

Ahaha, you can’t have all the good stuff in one go ! 😉

Seriously, Emily is my dark soulmate 🖤😈

Aahahah I love this 😂

I adore your use of gifs so much by the way !! And the one with Sam having demon eyes, I didn’t realize that it would have been read this way ahah but now that you put this gif, yes, maybe the mention of Cameron will make him want to have a shot of demon blood to break this guy’s bones 😂

AWOOOOO! (That’s supposed to be a howl btw) 

I adore you 😂👌

Dear God, and here I thought Dean and Eva were going to be the crazy couple… 👀😂

Ohohoooh, you got it all wrong, Eva is too calm for that, she would never raise her voice or look for troubles😇

Every girlfriend’s favorite sentence 😅

Ahaha I would spend my life telling him that 😅

Eva makes great speeches like Jeff. 

Ahaha, thank you 😂 I’m glad that you appreciate her speeches ! It would be a constant therapy with those four in this bunker 😅

Why are you throwing me around so much?! 😂😭🖤👏🔥

Because I love to see you complain about it 😁

Uh, nope, unless you plan to do something evil with whatever you find there, my sweet child 👀😅

She would never dare ruin one of the books !!!

Those goddamn children! CHILDREN!

I LOVE YOUR GIFS !!!!

Your comment about the smut !! I’m once again so relieved to read your feedback, I’m so happy that you liked it; that you didn’t find it too long or too details and not.. I don’t know, I was just insecur about it 😅🙈 I was soooo nervous to write it then to post it but reading this… Thank you 🖤And it made me smile that you think it suits them and that it was what you imagined 😊

Thank you so much for all your compliments, I don’t even know what to say anymore ! Just thank you, you’re amazing and I can’t wait to write more chapters to have your thoughts on them !

Lots of love and big kisses 😘🖤

A Supernatural Journey - Part 23

A Supernatural Journey - Summary

Serie Summary : Two best friends meet two brothers.

Pairing : Dean Winchester x Eva (OC), Sam Winchester x Emily (OC)

Warnings : Blood, fluff, angst, smut (yes, you read it right)

Words : 22 483 (I know, I got carried away, I’m sorry)

A/N : I’m sorry it took me so long to post a new chapter and I’m even more sorry that it’s such a long one ! I’m gonna try and make the next ones shorter but I didn’t know how to cut this one in another half

A/N 2 : It’s my first time writing ‘real smut’ so please let me know what you thought of it

All mistakes are mine, happy reading, thank you for being still here :]

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1. who was the last person you held hands with? I think it was my little brother2. outgoing or shy?i can be both 3. who are you looking forward to seeing?my crush 😍4. are you easy to get along with?mostly ye5. if you were drunk, would the person you like take care of you?I think she would6. what kind of people are you attracted to?idk really, just people with big hearts and a good sense of humor. and really beautiful, bright eyes7. do you think you'll be in a relationship 2 months from now?I'm not sure, I'd like to be tho8. ‎who from the opposite gender is on your mind?my ex boyfriend9. ‎does talking about sex ever make you uncomfortable?nope10. ‎who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?my best friend Liz 11. ‎what does the most recent text you sent say? "of course, I gotchu fam 👌👌"12. ‎what are your 5 favourite songs right now?any five songs from M A N I A by fall out boy13. ‎do you like it when people play with your hair?I love it14. ‎do you believe in luck or miracles?kinda? it's complicated15. ‎what good thing happened this summer?i went to my last band camp for marching band16. ‎would you kiss the last person you kissed again?fUCK no17. ‎do you think there is life on other planets?hell ye18. do you still talk to your first crush?occasionally19. ‎do you like bubble baths?very much yes20. ‎do you like your neighbors?not all of them, my cousin is one of my neighbors, so I love him. but the others can fuck off???thanks for sending these babe 💞

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Get to Know Me

Highlight/Bold True statements about yourself (and bracket comments)

I was tagged by @thestrongestrevenger

I am 5'7 or taller

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair (not rn but sometimes...)

My abs are somewhat defined

I have or have had braces

I love meeting new people

People tell me I’m funny (😎👌 I’m a joke machine)

Helping people with their problems is a big priority to me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude to people I know well

I started to say something ironically (I started dabbing ironically and now I can’t Stop....)

There is something I would change about my personality (my hoe ass anger lmao)

I can play an instrument 🎷 (Bass clarinet)

I can sing well (...define well?)

I can do 30 pushups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well (again...define well)

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing maths in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

I have beaten at least two people in an arm wrestle

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I can throw a punch

I enjoy sports

I have learned a new song in the past week

I’ve gone running at least one week in the summer

I work out at least once a week

I have drawn something in the last month (mmm only Thor/Bruce lmfao)

I enjoy writing (yeeessss I live for it)

I have done martial arts

I have had my first kiss 😘

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting (I have a problem)

I have had alcohol 🍷

I have scored a winning goal in sports

I have been to an overnight event

I have been in a taxi 🚕

I have been in hospital/er in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts

I have at least one person I consider a best friend (hella yeah my dudes)

I live close to my school

My parents are still together (unfortunately)

I have at least one sibling (8 siblings actually)

I live in the US

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with friends in the past month (just last night tho.......)

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CD’s

I share my room with someone

I have a crush on a celebrity (Mark plz marry me 😍🙌)

I have a crush on someone I know…

I have been in at least 3 relationships (surprisingly lmfao)

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush for over a year

I have been in a relationship for over a year

I have had feelings for a friend

I have break danced

I know a person called Jamie

I have made a new friend in the past year (a bunch actually!!!)

I have had a teacher with a last name hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair (bloooond babes)

I am listening to a song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I have known someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what to do with my life (I’m gonna open up a church for gay youth and fckn take care of my loved ones)

I speak at least two languages

I don’t like tagging ppl but if you wanna do the thing just tag me so I can learn moooore about you 👀👀👀👀