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[iamsherlocked1479]

Jealousy

Description: You don’t want to get caught up in a friends with benefits situation with Sherlock so you attempt to go on a date. Key word attempt.

Word count: 2.4k

Warnings: 18+ p in v sex, oral (male recevng) kinda shaming but not too bad.

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Your intentions were never to get caught up in a friends with benefits situation with anyone, especially not with someone as peculiar as Sherlock Holmes, but that was before the worst and probably most stressful days of your lives. He had to admit he couldn’t solve a case and you barely got through the day while managing to keep your job after the mess up with authors and the books they had written, honestly there needs to be less people with the surname smith in the world. You had both found yourself collapsed and slightly drunk on the sofa of 221B, you’re not denying it wasn’t good sex. Because in all honesty it was probably the best sex you’d ever had and he clearly enjoyed it because he kept coming back for more, to be specific exactly twenty three times in the space of three and a half weeks. It was becoming clear he never really was stressed every time, but how can you reject an offer from a man so good looking. You’d always been fond of his dark curls, baby blue eyes and especially the way he sirts clung around his biceps. But you hadn’t looked at him that much? Well that was a lie you found yourself staring at him whenever you could, and he enjoyed it, especially when he mentioned it during the deed. But now it has to stop, you have a date and you’re walking down the stairs in the nicest dress you could find, because you like this guy, and that's when he saw you.

“Can we have a moment?” He stood up eyes already scanning your body

“I told you last time was the last time.” You sigh picking up your keys 

“Why?” He moans almost like a child

“Because it's not good for roommates to be in a friends with benefits situation. It causes problems.” You weren’t exactly lying, every American rom-com had explained that.

“Fine then, what if we weren’t friends? I never liked you much anyways, there's more to life than books you know. One has to open their eyes to broader horizons” he sighed moving in front of the doorway

“Good to know, now one has to go, I have a date.” You mock him as you push past. You feel his hand on your wrist stopping you in your tracks, his touch burned your skin, your body craves him.

“A date why would you do that to yourself?” He asks

“What do you mean?” You say pulling your wrist away subtly checking it to see if he really did burn you, of course he didn’t.

“Why would you want to go to a semi decent restaurant and conversate with a person you barely know and hope that they’re not just looking for a one night stand?” 

“Because I barely know him and he’s a sweet guy who can pick out a good restaurant. How would you know anyways, you’re afraid of commitment.” You snap back but he pulls you again, you can tell by the look in his eyes, somehow you were going to pay for that.

“Don’t make me order you.” His tone depended and his eyes were filled with lust. You rolled your lips together before you said your reply

“I’d like to see you try.” You gulped, never letting go of your eye contact. He let go biting the side of his cheek as he watched you leave the building, he was angry but he felt the need to ruin that confidence. He knew by the end of the night he’d have you on your knees one way or another begging for him.

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Somehow despite the slight detour of that conversation you had managed to make it to the restaurant on time. Jamie was already there dressed in a smart shirt, fitting for the restaurant you were at. His eyes lit up when he saw you.

“Hey i’m so glad we can finally do this” he stood up and made his way to your side of the table and pulled out your chair.

“Such a gentleman” you laughed as he tucked you into the table. You open the menu and he surprises you with ordering a bottle of wine for the table.

“So how is work?” He asks 

“Oh you know same old same old” you sigh

“Yeah but did you close the Anderson deal?” He pressed on

“Unfortunately not yet, but let's leave work at the door.” You ask

“For now sure.” He smiles, the rest of the date was fairly normal with all the usual things being asked. Your gaze switches from picking at your sub average food towards the man entering the building. Oh god, you could recognize those curls from a mile away. For fuck sake Sherlock. The waiter smiles warmly at him as she leads him to the table exactly next to yours.

“I think- is that, Sherlock Holmes?” Jamie exclaims

“Yup” you sigh “unfortunately so” you head falls into your palms

“Oh I didn’t expect to see you here!” He wears a fake smile as he sits down at his table shuffling his seat.

“You two know each other?” Jamie asks excitedly 

“Yes we do.” Sherlock replies looking at the menu

“Remember that weird roommate I was telling you about?” You glare at him, ensuring he knows what you’re suggesting 

“That's him, no way!” 

“This is Thai food, I thought you hated Thai food.” Sherlock looks at you “and have you not noticed the sub standard way he’s dressed along with the notebook he has to take notes to improve his publishing skills. What was it? Uhh, Jason, are you sure this is a date?” He smirks

“It's Jamie, and uh I- well maybe I was” Jamie stutters and looks over to you.

“Why are you here sherlock? And if you wanted help you could’ve just asked. Don’t lead me on for three months then take me on a crappy date.” You begin to pack up your stuff.

“Wait, please I- uh i’m sorry.” Jamie does move from his seat

“Uh huh sure looks like it, hope you enjoyed your free lesson because my meal was crap.” You look over to the manager of the restaurant who looks somewhat hurt by your words. Feeling bad you slam a £10 note on the table before storming off.

“What can I get you?” The waitress asks Sherlock.

“Sorry but change of plan.” Sherlock folds the menu up and places it on the table and hands a tip to the waitress “sorry for the trouble” he smiles and follows you out of the restaurant.

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You stood outside the door to baker street red with anger, not only did he push his way into the date, but he also ruined it. Yeah maybe it was a bad way but it was supposed to be a way to get over his stupid dick, not that he needed to know that.

“I’m sorry, my intentions weren’t-

“Don’t start that Sherlock, you’re a good detective but a shit liar.” You huff pushing through the door.

“Well i was unsure given how you left” he followed you up the stairs, you stopped in your tracks. Oh he’s really done it now.

“How i left?” You sighed, Sherlock stood back slightly he’d never seen you like this before “you mean me telling you didn’t wanna be your stress relief anymore and actually trying to be an adult. What were you so unsure about? Please enlighten me.”

“How about the past three weeks of practically begging on your knees for me?” He snapped back

“Oh yeah sure because it only takes one person to fuck, how about last week or about two hours ago if I remember correctly, do you want me to go on. I told you we can’t do it anymore! Why do you think I was on this date?!” You paused knowing you’d said too much

“What are you talking about?” He tilts his head

“I may have only gone on this date because I didn’t want to think what we had was becoming something else, you don’t do all these normal people things.” You laugh to yourself “I was trying to get over your dick.” 

“Why should you?” He stepped closer, you took a stepback back until you hit the wall.

“What do you mean?” You ask, he answered swiftly by latching his lips to yours, pining you between him and the wall, your lips part as he pushes his tongue through causing you to send a whimper into his mouth

“Just admit it, you need me. I know I need you.” He picked you up and you wrapped your legs around his waist, he carried you into the apartment and dropped you against the door where he began to take off your clothes. You reached to undo the buttons of his shirt and he smacked your desperate hands away.

“Why?” You whimpered 

“Because you wanted someone else, you denied me of what i wanted. Now you have to wait for what you want, until I decide you’re forgiven.” His eyes were dark with lust as he pawed your body removing your layers. He turned you around and spread your legs apart. You heard the familiar sound of his belt unbuckling and then the tingling sensation of him rubbing his cock up and down your slick folds. He entered you with one hard thrust causing your face to press into the hard wood of the door as he fucked you.

“Fuck-sherlock plea-“ he cut you off covering your mouth with his hand.

“Wouldn’t want Mrs Hudson to hear now do we?” He continued his movement causing the door to rattle, he rubbed against the soft spot inside, his thickness and curve entered you perfectly. His cock rubbed your insides just right, tightening the coil inside you.

“F-fuck Sherlock. Gonna cum.” You whimper as he grunts, pushing you closer to your release. 

“Fuck- so tight.” He moaned. Your body’s heat began to rise as you grew ever closer to you release, he let it build up gripping harder and pushing deeper waiting, until he stopped. He pulled himself out, wiping the sweat from his brow and straightening his collar. 

“What the hell?” You turned around watching as he sat in his chair tucking his hardness away.

“I’m stopping you from getting what you wanted.” He said holding his hands together in his usual pose

“Why would you do that?” You ask slightly irritated at the mess he left you in

“You did it to me, I thought it was only fair.” He tilts his head pulling a sarcastic smirk.

“You’re a drama queen.” You walk over to him “and an ass” you kneel between his legs “and you’re-“ 

“Choose your next words wisely.” His hand gripped your chin pushing your lips together. You gripped his wrists and pulled them away, snaking your hands down his thighs, back to his hardness.

“And you’re incredibly jealous.” You say with a smile, his thighs clenched as your hands run over his crotch and unbuckling his belt. He let out a long sigh as you took his cock into your hands. You pumped him for a moment, allowing his body to relax into the chair before circling your tongue around his tip, your saliva mixing with the salty taste of precum dripping from him. You licked a stripe up his shaft eventually sinking your mouth down, swallowing as much as you could.

“That's it, take it all for me, good girl.” He hissed, tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear. You bobbed up and down moaning onto him, sending vibrations down his shaft.  You pulled back up, sucking on his tip and pumping him with your hand. His thighs clenched as he pushed you away. “Not yet, can’t cum too soon.”

“Why? can't go again?” You smile

“Don’t ask stupid questions love.” He sniped back as you straddled his waist “you gonna cum around my cock” he watched as you placed your entrance above his hardness.

“You going to let me this time? Or are you- shit!” You yelped out as he thrusted up into you. You panted over him as you sunk down pushing him deeper

“What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?” He smirked and began pushing back up into you as you grinded along with the pace. Your hands gripped his shoulders to steady yourself as the motion rocked his chair. His lips traced your jawline down to your neck, he sucked leaving red marks along your neckline. His arm wrapped around your waist allowing him to hold you up as he thrusted hard into you.

“Fuck sherlock , j-just like that.” You whispered as he cock pushed deeper rubbing perfectly on that sweet spot inside. He groaned at the sensation of your walls tightening around him.

“Fuck, you gonna cum on my cock, soak it, just the way i like it.” He moaned moving his thumb to your swollen clit adding to the sensation. The chair began to rock and creak with the motion of your bodies colliding.

“Oh god Sh-Sherlock gonna cum.” You squealed as your body clenched around him, his touch burned your skin. You needed him, the way he made you feel didn’t even come close to the way anyone else could.

“I bet Jamie couldn’t make you look like this, paralysed over my cock.” He let out a groan as his pace stuttered. “You want me to cum pretty girl?”  

“Yes, please, I want it.” You begged rocking on his lap.

“Where do you want it pretty girl?” He grunted

“In me, please, I want you to fill me up. Sherlock please, I need it. All yours, only you.” 

“I’ll give it to you- fuck. Gonna paint your insides white.” He bit down on your shoulder, lavishing you neck with kisses as he came, the squelching sound of him pushing his thick white ropes further into you filled the room. You stopped rocking, resting your brow on his with a smile, his eyes locked on yours before he leaned in for an exhausted sloppy kiss. He pulled away admiring the marks he left on your neck.

“What?” You asked as he traced his fingers around them.

“Now when you or anyone else looks at these, they’ll know you’re mine.” He smirked as you sighed 

“Your arrogance will be the death of me”

“As long as its only because i fucked you to your grave, thats fine. But don’t go too soon.” He pulled you in for a tired hug, you hummed happily, savouring the moment. It wasn’t often Sherlock Holmes showed you affection.

[elainsgirl]

I used to really like Lucien’s character. He was interesting, sassy - had a background that kept me intrigued but when his stans kept on saying:

“Elain needs to give Lucien a chance, he deserves it!”

“Elain better accept the bond. My poor baby lucien has gone through so much!” “Ugh I hate Elain so much. She treats him terribly! Lucien deserves better”

“Its Lucien against the IC”

“I can’t believe Az has beef with Lucien. Poor Lucien thought so good of him. Doesn’t matter though, bcs Lucien is 10x better and can beat up Az anytime”

I started to dislike his character. He is so babied by the fandom that it started to get annoying. He went through a lot? Tough. Every character has. That doesn’t make him automatically deserving of Elain.

He lost everything? Guess what! He isn’t the only character to have lost so much.

And you know whats so damn funny? He’s not even miserable. Does he long for his mate? Sure. Does he miss his friendship with Tamlin? Idk. Maybe. But he’s made friends. Friends that like him, have lost a lot. He chooses to be in the human lands. Despite Velaris being offered upto him by feyre then Elain. Az doesn’t have beef with Lucien. This man didn’t spy on Lucien out of respect. He stayed away from Elain, once again out of respect to the bond. Rhys brought up the BD. Az simply said he’d win. “Bbut Az said Lucien doesn’t deserve her!” What has Lucien even done for Elain? No one asked him to go search for Vassa. He wanted too. Elain didn’t ask. It didn’t beneft Elain. Anyways, Its the same with Gwyn’s character, I finished acosf and liked her but poor gwyn just had to be dragged into a ship war she has nothing to do with. She’s been used to degrade, mock and show how “bland/boring/useless” Elain is in comparison and now? I wont willingly ever go see and interact w Gwyn content.

Saying Lucien doesn’t act like a mate towards Elain, isn’t hate. Saying he only wants Elain bcs she is his mate - is simply reading what the books show. Acknowledging Elain being uncomfortable around Lucien, one again. Is not hate.

Saying Gwyn doesn’t want Azriel or isn’t interested in a relationship - isnt hate, bcs she doesn’t. Other them some deluded assumptions, nothing within acosf proves Gwyn likes Az romantically.

Also fyi, some peoples dislike of Gwyn/Lucien have nothing to do with the shipwars. “But there’s no reason to hate them!” to YOU there may not be a reason. another fyi, Each of these characters receive extreme hate but on a base level, Lucien & Gwyn are not heavily hated the way Elain, Az and the entire IC are.

[lightdancer1]

An understated Season 6 AU idea:

But one I've used twice in two different ways, is the idea that Tara's death is ultimately an equivalent exchange (and that idea, and what gets sacrificed with that spell is why I like the idea of having Tara do the spell as a guidance to what she would sacrifice if it was her instead of Willow, because Whedon already told the Willow story and simply redoing what someone else did with minor revisions is plagiarism with extra steps to me, personally).

So if, in the event, Buffy still dies, and Willow discovers the prospect of that equivalent exchange and that she'd face the choice of her soulmate or her best friend in real time, I 100% think given her self-loathing and lack of value in herself on the one hand and the destructive elements of that selfless love that held the seeds of her darker, destructive elements with Oz, Xander, and Tara in three different ways that she would plunge herself into self-sacrifice and create an equally big mess without really bothering to think of how anyone else would deal with it.

Willow 100% has a dark and sadistic streak on the one hand that is never hidden so much as benefting from narrative favoritism ala Whedon. Willow is utterly ruthless and hides that behind her adorableness when she wants to. I also 100% think if she'd had the slightest idea she might have condemned Tara to that fate that she'd take it on herself instead because Buffy living is important, Tara living her own life on her own terms is important, but Willow herself living?

Why she's not that important at all and if the best thing she could do is march to destruction as a kind of savior figure, well that's just the best of all worlds.

So in short, 'Willow gets shot instead of Tara because Willow knew the entire time the actual consequences of her actions and still has the big blowup with Tara because Tara misreads things and fears the consequences of that spell and is proven entirely right just like she was in canon but in a much more unpleasant way for everyone involved.'

And of course since Willow's both a main character and one that essentially would never stay dead, she gets a plot haxx resurrection angle...but not before the price of her death would lead to a great deal of a mess.

[normystical]

I feel like fizzie and asmodeus should have been friends with benefts like they care for each other a lot but as friends and not lovers. And I'm pretty sure stolitz is end game but also I kinda want them to move on from romantic feelings and become friends with benefits but this time they care for each other

They DEFINITELY should've, I heavily agree. They seem romance repulsed to some degree. But nope, apparently it's just some front they put on :/

I haven't thought way too hard about Stolas and Blitzø becoming very good friends with benefits, but now that you mention it, that sounds excellent. Blitzø seems so aro-coded too, I wish he could've been fully aro instead of me having to headcanon him as arospec. Anyway I'm FWBs with someone who has a crush on me and there's no hard feelings there. It's not "abusive" or anything.

"I'll fucking die alone if this goes wrong when I see him tonight!" Maybe Stolas needs to learn that you can have a fulfilling life without romance. That would be a good character arc to put a character through...

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[rotzaprachim]

I absolutely love the autistic Nicky headcannon! It’s such a good interpretation and I hope there ends up being some good fics about it. Personally, I’d like to see “inexperienced with romance but still a competent badass” autistic Nicky fics. It really represents the disasters like me who can still be competent as hell while still being utterly hopeless in the romance department

this is such a lovely comment thank you! i have a few ideas but tbh... it’s sort of like i’ve suddenly gotten more AH HA clarity to the way i’ve viewed and written him, but I’ve always viewed/written him that way, even if i couldn’t quite put my finger on it? but yes actually i would like. this exact fic. done well. because i too am Competent as hell at like, certain specific things (by which i mean competitive speed debating about complex topics i started to learn a week ago but NOT spelling words or easily being able to tell left and right apart) but have two different and completely opposite bizarre bending romance situations! it’s a vibe. 

anyway under the cut for being slightly nsfw but

my friend and i were joking around with that headcanon that after all the years of seminary + the military Nicolo was in fact very sexually experienced by the time of his first death, because it’s sdafsdfdsf hilarious. but anyway we love an odd couple/romantic dramedy situation, and absolutely picturing some situation where Nicolo and Yusuf had extremely good sex shortly after they stopped killing each other and afterwards Nicolo was like ah ok now gonna go wash off and then go fall asleep over there with my own bedroll six feet apart this is gonna be another one of those Friends With Benefts/Brothers in Christ Situations and then Yusuf “Most Romantic Man Alive” Al Kaysani was like where are you going... all the way over there... obviously we were going to cuddle and fall asleep spooning and then watch the sun rise tommorrow morning... make breakfast and kiss each other softly on the forhead.... and Nicolo was like ???? ok so THAT is the part i am not Comprehending 

[ebbyhell]

I also wanna talk about how this card gives us more lore, we now got hinted that Solomon loved somebody and that why he did not was an romantic relationship with any devil (He was in carnal one and cared about the devils but in an more like Friends with Benefts situation).

I always tought about it cause 1 the MC is the "only" blood related descendent (more like the only descendent with the closest blood) as he did not have any children with any of the devils (biology does not matter now with Asmodeus confirming Mpreg on the verse and Solomon is an great Magician he can figure it out), 2 the way that each King interacted with him is different but it looks more like very one sided romance on their part while Solomon sleep and deeply cared about the devils it was Platonic Love (I also have an theory some devils did knew that and agred to not fall in love with Solomon, one been Mammon cause spite of everybody thinks Mammon is very observent of people and can give insightfull comments about they, also Lucifer cause he was already in love with God but i have an theory that Solomon made an contract with him by saying one of his prophecies).

The longing for Solomon also whold make sense, they are missing they unrequieted love and dear friend ....Solomon never confessed to the devils but showed to they he still cared about they and they accepted this way.

But als Solomon already has person in his heart, one who he loves to deep to make his future blooline with they.....i wonder when we gonna see they........when will you come to us Grandmother Naamah??

Also i whold like to say i do not think they are using MC as replencement for Solomon Love, i think they just are having an deep love for MC due to their on personality and been devilish (An motive why Satan insist on telling everybody MC is not Solomon and many other devils only refer to MC as Decendent Of Solomon as more as title than an actual comparison).

He Can Match Your Freak | Asmodeus Selfie Spoilers

OKAY sooo FINALLY I'm posting this lol it's probably going to be like two parts maybe??? Let's see how this goes because I'm learning to not post thousands of screenshots unless it's relevant.

First. I'm skipping the prologue because most have seen it, and I'm doing a different thing with that anyway.

SOOO it's gonna be a crash course ya'll with jumping right in when MC is in his room about to get them cheeks clapped.

He wants to know more about MC because of what he's heard and well he wouldn't be wrong here. MC apparently is quite the deviant. And you can tell the writers tried to describe him as majestic and breathtaking as possible because the way MC sees him is similar to how they see Leviathan.

Until they said this mess.

G I R L WH A T

Even Asmo was like ???? But he has a sense of humor so he just laughed it off which I mean okay yes as if he would care about that phrase being weird.

But MC out here actin' up once a g a i n. lol

But also they mention his body odor keeps wafting over in MC's nose clearly yeah because not only them pheromones' but uh anyways we'll get to that part later

And MC was just like covering their nose and is like "this is dangerous" and for me ya'll?

I'd be afraid to offend him by saying he smells ripe which I'm sure he wouldn't be offended because I'm not sure what would offend him at this point in time.

So big boi puts a sigil on MC's body similar to a womb tattoo which is why he said "be surprised you aren't pregnant" but this symbol makes you into his "female" no matter the gender. He goes to say it nicely that you're his "virgin" though.

And with that, most of what's happening is that MC is feeling the effects of Asmo without him even doing much of anything just yet. The feelings of having climaxed multiple times over, hazy, losing your goddamn mind.

That sort of thing.

Baby I would have cried on the spot. What do you mean be your companion?

Yup he asked MC to not only be his one night stand but to basically be his and that he thinks he could fall in love with them.

He says that he can fall in love at first sight despite his reputation. And also he mentions MC is his third love. First was Solomon (rejected him and wouldn't tell him who it is he was in love with) and two his late wife who was a witch and it's their children/descendants who are the Unholyc that inhabit Earth.

I'mma be honest with ya'll I didn't finish Lovely Unholyc because I was mostly interested in William, there was no route for him at that time so I just kinda dipped, tried again and then dipped lol

oh btw he apparently just straight up wanted to yap about him clapping Solomon's cheeks and getting his cheeks clapped back and how many damn positions they did and I'm trying to wrap my head around what the fuck they did because at one point surely they were on the ceiling or floating mid-air, like I don't even know

But his wife who chose to live on Earth and grow old and die normally put a curse on his soul. He can love and fuck whoever he wants and should never be lonely but he can't have any more children. If he does, they die, and he dies along with the partner he made them with. (the fall of the house of usher vibes)

AND let me just say? That woman did the world a favor because he has a breeding kink. We'd have a whole universe full of little Asmo halflings running around. So either it was her being possessive or just her sparing the world of that burden then yeah thank you for that because phew.

i don't need no babies anyways

And he says the same thing like "Oh we can leave other things other than babies, like photos of us in a mess" meaning he really meant when he said he wanted to participate in the contest.

I mean he would have won so I think it's fair to give the others a chance. Lol

So things are getting hot and heavy now and he's wondering why MC is holding back. Honestly I'm like huh he did say that he turns you into a virgin and not everyone is confident when being presented with the chance of a lifetime to fuck the embodiment of lust.

But at the same time I mean...MC this is your element and you are pretty much striking out. (not to him but to me you are)

SO I complied all of these because this is important. Asmodeus is literally combining all of their philias and using them on MC and he's quite good at it. And well, why wouldn't he be?

And he even goes to strangle and lick up MCs tears?

Yeah we know what he's about.

His tongue did what now?

his tongue did what now

his tongooooooooooooo

Anyways I short circuited there because everything about him is just driving me nuts.

MC even said they were coming by him just kissing them and I'm like hold up??????

I fucking bet.

Okay ya'll picked the nastiest ass stuff for him to mention but I get it. Congrats if ya'll have things you're self conscious about during sex Asmo's your demon because he literally won't care and will still be turned on.

Ayo.

Moving on....LMAO

And uh...Asmo was licking MC's snot and spit off their face and they came again.

I'm drowning in a sensory nightmare why is he so h o t but this is nastttyyyyyy

"I can always go hard whenever I feel like fucking the opponent"

Sir what? He just be sayin' anything

But he does ask MC what do they want...and they just smack the fuck out of him so there's that. Lol

I would tell him I'd very much like that mouth on the kewchie. I don't even need anything else just his mouth. His jaw probably can go for days.

Now MC is making deduction here that Asmo is the king of lust and seduction and can pass this feeling on to others. He's dangerous this way.

Now Asmo how do you know that.

Tell me sir HOW (I think I know the answer....but I'd be hella surprised that Belphie would let him hit unless he was watching him...)

But mostly what's happening is that MC is feeling what Asmo feels basically the same spiel as the other kings except with him it's intense to the point where they are quite literally about to pass the fuck out. And Asmo ain't about to stop momentum so you better stay awake MC.

NOW YA'LL.

Bullet point times:

MC has climaxed pretty much several times and they haven't even fucked properly yet

But wait, their clothes are off and....

Bam they notice that Asmo's cock is pretty much halfway in their hole and they haven't even noticed

All he did was push himself to the hilt and MC squirted ya'll

So there's that.

But the womb tattoo is doing it's job because now the climaxes are back to back, and I'm just wondering how the hell MC is still mentally there because I'd be a babbling mess.

Yes daddy.

he makes me SICK (lovingly)

But also they mention the liquid he was feeding MC had a horrible smell and I'm just like oh fucking gawd please get rid of my sense of smell before sleeping with him because I would not make it. Why is everything having to do with him smell so much? LOL

LMAO

MC was begging for his dick and Asmo is like, baby it's already in are you okay?

I'm crying

Yeah remember those memes about people getting high and saying they were vacuuming the dishes?

I imagine that's what it's like having sex with him. One minute you're on the bed next you're in another dimension, floating, transcending, melting, legs bent in impossible shapes. Indeed I am mopping the lawn.

He even mentioned they've done it like six times already and he's just getting started.

with a face like that? phew.

Oh so he does have a good pull out game.

btw the visual for that???? GAWDDDDDDD -> look here

So let me back up a bit and mention that MC was feeling insecure that since they have been doing it for quite some time (2 days I think?) they thought he wasn't satisfied. Nah he was just savoring the moment. He could come at any time. ANd when he does? It's alot and from his horn and everything. Cum fountain.

And best part? No refractory period. He's already hard and slamming that thang back in.

Also he mentions here that there's a smell, and he's getting really worked up.

Yeah he's tearing that up. Like it's overtime ya'll.

There's purple smoke and a erotic aura in the air, he's grabbing and biting down on the back of MC's neck to claim them? Oh he's going in.

Alright here we go.

And just so ya'll know...sorry male MC players....the same line is used in ya'lls version too. No change.

This is the point where I would of preferred perhaps something else be said entirely instead. I know the majority of players are women/non-men but...I can see someone playing and getting side swept like?????

But anyways let's move on past this point

Until the room stank is an understatement.

But anyways, while MC is trying to somewhat calm down, Asmo is still trying to keep the momentum. And MC starts trying to have a normal conversation and figuring out why devil's fear him the most.

But also mentioned they wanted to shove his nasty, greasy, bodily fluid covered hair up their hole. E x c u s e the fuck outta me?

AN Y W AY S

Mc figures that the reason the devils fear him is because of this. Imagine falling for someone like this? Who is nothing but the sole reason existence of lust and temptation where you could fuck for hours and reach pleasure centers unknown and yet have that all be taken away when he leaves? There's no love? No sweet nothings? Just being used up and tossed without any direction and you're just in the dark?

welp.

But Asmo does offer MC some comfort

He tells them that he's back in Hell so he will be around more often. It won't be painful, that it's okay to start slow and that MC would wait for him when he's ready to fully accept his feelings. He could fall in love with them not that he was already in love with them. But with how he's considering him as a companion, how he's biting and claiming them, the amount of time he's spending with MC.

mind you he left Phenomenon on the floor the moment he entered the meeting room so I imagine they weren't fucking for very long at all. I imagine all of his sessions with others are "quick" and for those he really likes they last longggg like days.

Not mention he on that yandere vibes....telling MC he'd lock them up in a cage but he'll deal with it for now.

And apparently when he gives a sincere command, it must be followed. So MC basically ends up getting dressed, not whining about leaving, and all that good stuff. A true dom in that sense.

Also he mentions that when he's nearby MC will just get turned on automatically. "Your body will scream that your man is here"

why is that so hot?

So MC is back in Gehenna and this is when Asmo starts reminiscing about Solomon who predicted that he'd see MC in the future and that he would know that he feels at the moment for Solomon is not 'love'.

I wonder if Asmodeus was just helplessly losing himself for Solomon, and pepaw clocked that and was just telling him to chill on it for a bit. Although it is fucking WI L D to me that he is going to try this again with his friend's descendant..."hey I'm a friend of your grandpa...soooo yeah let's fuck and fall in love"

Sounds weird when I put that way huh? lol

Also since we're at the end I'd like to highlight some personality things about him!

He plays too much: Taking a photo of himself and MC sleeping and sending it to Satan knowing he'd storm immediately to the room

He doesn't have self doubt, he is very much full of himself but is considerate of his partner given the circumstances

He is not into aftercare, he claims that part is included during the sex, if sex is over then it's over

He doesn't shower ya'll. Like at all. But he oddly keeps his nails clean and that's about it? He seems to be obsessed with sex funk

He really likes Mammon. Like a lot. But he does that thing where he's like "Nah I want him to want me so I won't give him what he wants" lol okay

He fucks pillows, pretty much inanimate objects if he feels like it

He has a sense of humor

Romance is not absent, it's just tricky for him since all that's all his brain is "breed breed breed breed sex sex sex breed breed breed oh lets pause for a break sex sex sex kissing sex sex breeding biting"

He loves his children though. He really is a fatherly devil. He beams about his kids and this is a moment where you can catch him not being sexual

It comes to no surprise that he doesn't like the idea of sharing his favorite person but it has me think that his style of relationship is that he's monogamous but if you want to occasionally bring someone to "play" with he won't mind as long as it's discussed and he gets to fuck them too

He's got a one track mind, but it's not like he can't carry on a conversation

Now for my

T H E O R I E S

Asmo is older than all of the kings, but younger than Lucifer

I am reaching in the dark but it seems the only King he's had sex with or has watched have sex is Belphie

He's only in love with MC because he's taking a opportunity that wasn't given to him with Solomon

There's most likely a loophole to his curse that his late wife left on him but he simply chooses not to break it

If the Kings fight together along with Asmodeus, the war would be over, and if we ever get a final battle chapter it's going to be MC who is the missing "key" and the one who figures that out is Asmo because he spent so much time with Solomon

We may get a cameo from one of his children in the story

Asmodeus is possibly capable of lying and just hasn't revealed that to anyone. I say this because if he was one of the very early devils created he is the exception to the rule. So there could be some secret he knows.

BUT wow it seems that I have compiled ALL of this into one post. YAY FOR ME. Now there may be more little blurbs popping up as I remember them but for nowwwwww~ Thank you for reading, hopefully you grabbed some snacks, and ya'll are amazing. Feel free to let me know ya'lls thoughts if you haven't said already on our stinky hot devil man <3 lol

[connor12]

How to Evaluate a Nonprofit's Social Media Metrics: A Case Study of PETA

Nonprofits play a crucial role in promoting social issue and making a positive impact on society. In today's digital age, social media has become a big part for nonprofiys to engage with their supporters, spread awareness about their cause, and raise funds. In this blog post, we'll evaluate the social media metrics of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals a nonprofit animal rights organization, discuss ways to improve these metrics, and suggest advanced, channel, and behavioral metrics for two of its social media platforms.

Evaluating Vanity Metrics

Vanity metrics are quantitative data that demonstrate the reach and engagement of a social media account. While they can be impressice, they do not necessarily measure the impact of the nonprofit's mission. Let's take a look at PETA's vanity metrics on each platform:

1. Facebook: PETA has 5.4 million followers on Facebook, with an average of 10,000 likes per post.

2. Instagram: PETA has 2.1 million followers on Instagram, with an average of 60,000 likes per post.

3. Twitter: PETA has 1.1 million followers on Twitter with an average of 500 retweets per post.

4. YouTube: PETA has 631,000 subscribers on YouTube, with an average of 30,000 views per video.

While these numbers may seem impressive, they do not necessarily translate to meaningful impact. For example, the number of followers does not indicate the number of people who take action or donate to PETA's cause. Let's discuss ways to improve these metrics and suggest advanced, channel, and behavioral metrics for each platform.

Improving Vanity Metrics

To improve vanity metrics, nonprofits can implement various strategies, including:

1.Posting engaging content: Nonprofits can post content that resonates with their target audience, such as stories about animals who have benefted from their services, behind-the-scenes glimpses of their work, or intrractive posts that encourage audience participation.

2. Using multimedia: Nonprofits can use images, videos, and other multimedia to make their posts more vlsually appealing and shareable.

3. Collaborating with influencers: Nonprofits can collaborate with social media influencers who have a large following and can promote their cause to a wider audience.

4. Encouraging engagement: Nonprofits can encourage their followers to like, share, and comment on their posts, as well as tag their friends and family.

Advanced, Channel, and Behavioral Metrics

In addition to vanity metrics, nonprofits can measure advanced, channel, and behavioral metrics to gain deeper insights into their social media performance. Here are some suggested metrics for two of PETA's social media platforms:

Facebook:

1. Advanced metric: Conversion rate

2. Channel metric: Oranic reach

3. Behavioral metric: Click-through rate

Instagram:

1. Advanced metric: Return on investment.

2. Channel metric: Follower growth rate

3. Behavioral metric: Engagement rate

By evaluating these metrics, PETA can gain a better understanding of it social media performance and make decisions to improve its reach and impact.

1. Advanced metric: Conversion rate (the percentage of people who complete a specific action on PETA's website after clicking on a Facebook ad)

2. Channel metric: Organic reach (the number of people who see PETA's posts on Facebook without any paid promotion)

3. Behavioral metric: Click-through rate (the percentage of people who click on a link in PETA's Facebook post)

Instagram:

1. Advanced metric: Return on investment (the amount of revenue PETA generates from Instagram compared to the amount spent on advertising)

2. Channel metric: Follower growth rate (the rate at which PETA's Instagram follower count increases over time)

3. Behavioral metric: Engagement rate (the percentage of people who like, comment, or share PETA's Instagram posts)

[itashiro-hitsuchiha]

Neo: ❤️ 💙💖 Erza: ❤️💖

send emojies for what kind of dynamics you want to plot 

❤️ romantic 

💖 friends with benefits + unspoken feelings 

💙 enemies to lovers

Quite an interesting set of things. Not too sure on how Jaune and Neo would reach that sort of relationship but perhaps we can figure something out.

Erza is the tough one to work with. While she's not oblivious or ignorant of romance or even the friends with benefts kind of relationship, she does not really know how to be in those kind of relationships.

[drsilverfish]

Werewolf My Beloved... 12x16

Werewolves epitomise the journey Sam and Dean have been on since the beginning of the show - away from their father’s black and white view of the supernatural towards a more nuanced ��grey area” perspective. 

Remember Madison the werewolf from 2x17 Heart?

 Sam fell for her but then they all realised she’d been bitten, and turned. The Winchesters were unable to cure her, so she begged Sam to kill her, and, very reluctantly, he did so. This was giant mirror at the time for their father’s instruction to Dean that, if he couldn’t save Sam (from the fate Azaezel had planned for him) he’d have to kill hm.

Dean gave up his father’s black and white view of the supernatural (which was much more deeply ingrained in him, the “good little solider”, than in Sam, the rebellious one) first and foremost because of his love for his psychic-powers, fed-with-demon-blood-as-a-baby little brother. He refused to follow his father’s (posthumous) orders.

But, it took Dean a long and rocky road (Castiel being an early exception) to extend that beneft of the doubt to other supernatural creatures. He killed Sam’s childhood friend Amy the kitsune in 7x03 The Girl Next Door, precipitating a major fight between the brothers. 

Dean’s growth is clearly evidenced in 8x04 Bitten, another werewolf episode, in which he agrees (to Sam’s surprise) to let Kate the werewolf go. Of course, much of this growth has been precipitated by Dean’s purgatory friendship with Benny the vampire, something Sam doesn’t find out about until the next episode, 8x05 Blood Brother (when Sam has his own prejudiced moment).

Garth gets a mention in Meredith Glynn’s 12x16 Ladies Drink Free. 

The last time we saw Garth was in, 9x12 Sharp Teeth, happy with his pure-blood werewolf wife Bess, having been wolfed himself (to save his life following a car accident). Again, the Winchesters make the choice to let them go in peace (as they are not attacking humans).

This is the episode where Garth tells Dean “Look, amigo, I know this all looks nuts. But I found it. Love and a family? Who cares where that comes from?” A mirror, in the subtext for Dean/ Castiel.

Werewolf narrative on SPN thus travels from 2x17 doomed love (Madison/ Sam) where the Winchesters make the choice to kill the werewolf, through 8x04 Bitten where the Winchesters make the choice to let the werewolf go��(and 10x04 Paper Moon where they meet Kate the werewolf again and let her go a second time) to 9x12 Sharp Teeth where their friend Garth has found love with a werewolf.

From doomed love (Sam/ Madison) to happy love (Garth/ Bess) - a mirror, in subtext, for Dean and Castiel’s search to find love with one another, despite the fact that they are from different species, one of them being supernatural (and despite the prohibition on angel/ human love spelled out for us in 12x10, Lily Sunder Has Some Regrets). 

In 12x16 the Winchesters (semi thanks to Mick) finally find a cure for early-stage werewolf bite and Claire (whom they love like a daughter) is saved. Is Claire’s transition in 12x16, back from werewolf to human, another mirror in subtext, for Castiel eventually becoming human? 

Certainly, the fact that Mick spends the episode in a tan trench-coat, links the subtext of SPN werewolf narrative, i,e. the transition from doomed love to happy love, firmly to Castiel.

Thus, no monster more epitomises the grey areas of Sam and Dean’s supernatural world than the werewolf. Sam has slept with one (albeit neither of them knew that at the time) and their friend Garth is one.

Therefore, it’s no surprise a werewolf episode should rear its head mid-season 12, or that the theme of the season, a black and white view of the supernatural (John Winchester’s, and now apparently Mary Winchester’s perspective) vs a grey area view of the supernatural (their sons’ perspective) should be explicitly spelled out in it, by Dean (grey area) to BMOL Mick (black and white). 

The theme of parents vs children is further reinforced through the return of Claire Novak, Sam and Dean’s semi-adopted wayward daughter.  

At this point in their lives, if Claire had chosen to live as a werewolf, Sam and Dean would have supported her to do that (without killing anyone) - not something John, or at this point, Mary, would have approved of.

This clash of values chez Winchester generations is going to come to a head, and all the signs point to (Sam and) Dean’s connection to Castiel being at the center of it.  

[pinkpink-lemonade]

UGH got into a huge argument w a friend (she's conservative, VERY pro-military as her dads an army guy, against benefits) about scottish independence 2day and she kept spreading all this bullshit abt how the snp want to ""cancel the military"" and then she went on n on abt ~benefts scroungers~ saying that most ppl on benefits "have like 10 kids just so they can get the money and refuse to work" (her words) and i just :(((( most o my friends agreed w her too bc i go to a rly tory school and :/

Aaaaaa why are unionists like That?? Terrible arguments n terrible reasoning, I’ve heard the ’“’” benefit scrounges!!!“”“ one a million times.

Tell me where n when n al come and take u away from the Tory school so u dinny have tae listen tae them anymore❤

[confessionsofan18yearold]

Having a friend with beneft relieves your appetite from love/lust and other cravings of the kind and that's nice