#friendly neighborhood shub

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asked my girlfriend to crack my back while we were cuddling... she squeezed so hard she farted. is this love?

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some people will intentionally (misinterpret your words) spill their coffee while walking past you and blame you, which is weird, but you can (block and ignore them) walk to the bathroom to get a paper towel.

man, the way some of the reddit refugees talk about moving to tumblr is kinda depressing; they're saying stuff like "No one has belittled me on tumblr yet" and "people actually talk to me here."

We've got to rehabilitate these users so that they can see what it's like to have a non-hostile internet experience.

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two straight nights i've fucked her to sleep

then i fuck her awake in the morning, continuing the cycle of samsara

[shubaka17]

just had the most stressful, high profile event of my career tonight and fucked it up three ways to sunday. screamed a lil afterwards, but two hours later i don't even wanna kill myself. this is progress.

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tell me why I'm crying at the party to out of touch? it's not even thursday.

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my dad always asked me to sign things for him when the school was being stupid. as long as i kept him informed, it was whatever. then when i had to sign my own documents, i didn't really process that I needed my own, different signature. so mine is just a handmedown...

Okay, realized another thing about me that might be weird and now I'm just curious in general so it's poll time again!

When you were getting to be the age where you could sign things yourself, like paperwork and receipts and such, did you sit down and spend time figuring out and practicing your signature until you had something you liked and were comfortable with, or did you just wing it? Bcs I remember when I was in high school coming to the conclusion that I was Almost An Adult and obviously an Adult must have a nice signature, so I sat down and spent a couple days brainstorming ideas for my signature and practicing different ones until I came up with something unique that I liked and that felt natural, and I still use that same signature to this day.

And I guess I kinda assumed everyone did that?? But when I've brought that up to people they've been like "???" and the only other person I know who practiced his was my fiancé, but only once he became a notary bcs your signature basically has to look exactly the same every time for you to be one.

Also, it bears mentioning, pls do NOT post a picture of your signature here!! I don't want anyone getting doxxed or having their identity stolen!! Explain your process all you like, but keep actual examples to yourself!!

[shubaka17]

Happy Spotify Wrapped to all who celebrate, and Merry Toyotathon to those who don't

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tonight is just one of those nights where i yearn. i wanna be going home to somebody. i want there to be a reason for me to come back after work. for it not to be my whole life. but the only personal connections i have are digital or through my job. so why bother. why not work late. why not spend my whole life my whole time being at work and doing nothing. it's the only place i get any sort of feedback, positive, negative. it's where im a person and not a hermit.

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I'm at a swans concert, but there are no birds on stage just some guy with a cane

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yall

I ordered a bunch of music on band camp friday bc they give more money to artists on the first friday of the month and one of the albums I ordered was corner by football etc. and I was like "I've listened to Sunday by you guys so many times falling asleep so I'm glad I can order a physical copy of one of your albums" and they Saw my message and liked it and then I got the album in the mail and it is the LAST PRINTING of the album I am so blessed.

also there's a trading card of vanilla ice which is super radical

[shubaka17]

does anyone have a good link to the high seas for trigun? I want to go sailing through NoMan's Land tonight

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this is probably tmi but where else am I supposed to talk about having had an itchy butt for the last week, and worrying constantly that I'm not wiping well enough only to find out today I'm wiping too hard and I've actually burst some hemorrhoid or something and the itchiness is from the drying blood

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actually posting stuff has always been intimidating but it's nice to just chat sometimes:)

its funny that after a decade of having this blog ive only recently started using it like it arguably should be used

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every reason for today to be good. crushed it at work. played an intramural softball game. went to the bar with friends. but I'm home alone again at the end of it just wishing I had someone to share it with. I gotta branch out more in my early twenties, it's not gonna get any easier. god.

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just had a pornbot follow me where the first post was hard-core porn but the other posts were all original pixel art of kadabra. absolutely insane.

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I spent $3 on a clearance section steak yesterday, thawed it overnight to try and stovetop cook today. today comes and I preheat my cast iron pan for a good sear, but I guess my heat was too high. smoke alarm goes off, I flip, I let it sear another minute. I pull it off and it's still warm pink in the middle. my spicing was just fine, it really was just the temperature control. to be continued next time I get shitty steaks.