#fried chicken tramp x miss pauling

[catboy-medic-tf2]

TFTOBER DAY 18- HEADCANONS

Miss Pauling Time!!!

Here are my headcanons for the one and only!

Miss Pauling is a demiromantic lesbian

She got into a relationship with the fried chicken tramp

She and medic are besties and peak mlm wlw solidarity

She is the type of girl to put spiders in a glass and release them outside instead of crushing them

She collects stickers and likes to hand them out as little rewards to people (pyro is really fond of her doing this)

She loves Polaroid pictures and brings her little camera with her everywhere just in case there’s a good shot she can take

God i love her so much literally my wife irl (not clickbate)

[friedchickengirlmybeloved]

[vics-fem-fortress]

Introducing: The Fried Chicken Tramp! (FCT for short).

Instead of Pauling, FCT works for the mercs. While Pauling does the main RED + BLU mercenaries, FCT was hired by the admin to work with our RED + BLU mercenaries.

design notes:

I tried to give her more 1960s-styled makeup, as her original look was clearly based off the makeup trends at the time

I wanted to make her look like a working woman, and referenced her outfit off 60s fashion. Or at least originally. I had a lot more ideas, which I’ll post later.

She’s a cane user! Her right (from your perspective it’s the left) leg is injured and so she uses a cane to get around. I imagine she paints it to go with her outfits.

Her and Pauling are friends/girlfriends.

[lenny-link]

d-do yu have any more fried chicken girl x Pauling 🥺🥺🥺(were starving over here)

i call her Stacy :3 (my hc not canon name ofc)

its soo sad we dont have any content of her besides that 1 second in expiration date she has so much potential in the tf2 world!! and i love her sm!!

tbh among miss pauling yuri ships the x fried chicken tramp used to be my least favorite (simply cuz we dont have much content of her) but now im loving it :3

[blue-shiver13]

So I made a tf2 roleplay discord server, if anyone wants they can join!

This server is a RED team centric tf2 roleplay server. This servers application process is a little harsh but that’s because we’re only looking for specific people for roleplay. We are currently looking for people to roleplay the following characters: Scout (blu), Soldier (blu), Pyro (blu), Demoman (red/blu), Engineer (red/blu), Sniper (red/blu), Spy (red/blu), and Miss Pauling

Basic Server DNI Racists, homophobes, transphobes, terfs, radqueer/radinclus, neonazis, nazis, conservatives, asian fetishizers, anti-anti, pedophiles, incest and supporters, MAPs and supporters, proshippers, pro-abuse, pro-ana, endogenic systems and supporters, kins, irls, delusional attachments, anti-furry, rcta/ecta, transracials, nontraumagenic systems

Specific Server DNI People who dont ship the following: Heavy x Medic, Spy x Scouts Mom, Scout x Pauling, Soldier x Zhanna People who ship ANYTHING besides the following: Heavy x Medic, Spy x Scouts Mom, Scout x Pauling, Soldier x Zhanna, Scout x Pauling x Fried Chicken Tramp People with the following headcanons: all characters besides Yana are transgender, Miss Pauling is lesbian, Spy or Scout is bi/gay, Spy is feminine, Heavy has a beard

Dm me for the invite

[mug-beer]

STOP HERE IF YOU LIKE TF2 LESBIANS

okay so I saw a really kool post by lennylink on Twitter/X ( _lennylink_ ) about Miss Pauling and the Fried Chicken tramp ( girl ), right?

and I just got to say.

it got me thinking.

so!! here are some random things I started thinking about.

( Fried chicken girl will be called Stacy like how it was in the Tweet + be spelt as Stacey bc I have an American brain and that's what its telling me to do. )

First thing, I got to send some love to the og person who made me think of all of this ( I don't know them ) and the way they made Stacey act is so... perfect.

like girl I know there was barely any of her speaking but the thing she did say was perfect.

"Sweetheart"??? STOPP. Miss Pauling has never been called that. EVER.

okay time for the real thing I want to talk about.

how would they date.

more specific how a date would go between them.

ALSO!!! adding ZHANNA because they lesbian power wasn't enough. ( I also just want to write more and make more pain for myself. )

Okay first off, Stacey and Pauling

Me thinks that Stacey would be like "hey you wanna go shopping?" and Pauling is like "oh sure" makes time for her or whatever and thinks shes going to a mall for clothes and is like "okay at least I get to hang out with the prettiest girl I've seen other than my boss" and then they drive there and...

its not actually a mall

they go to a gun store <3

listen, Stacey may not know where Europe is but she certainly knows gun stores with shit her girlfriend likes. probs knows a place where you could engrave stuff in your gun. Most likely from her dad. I think she gets most things from her dad. abit side tracked but she defo learned how to at least shoot a deer from her dad. ( gets her fashion from her mom, DUH. )

anyways Miss Pauling now has a beautiful new gun with Stacey's name on it.

okay lets add Zhanna into the mix.

Pauling and Zhanna

honestly.

i don't know.

im really dumb okay so like

ive been stuck on this for like a day.

im sorry people who really wanted this

Stacey and Zhanna

Remember when I said Stacey's dad thought her how to hunt dear?

Now her stone butch girlfriend is teaching her how to hunt bears.

and Stacey has her first bit of bear flesh.

She fucking loves it.

in tie with those burgers from her childhood that she'll never find again because she was too young to remember the name of the place.

Zhanna may be bored of bear from when she was stuck in Russia but will gladly feed it to her gf.

Now Stacey is full of different bear meat recipes (Zhanna learned it all from her mom [ her mom forced them all to learn ] ) and is craving more.

Please don't judge me if this is bad It's been a damn hot minute since I wrote anything.

I mayyy make a part 2.

[two-trucks-having-s3x]

Guys I have a great idea

Miss Pauling x Zhanna (who is also married to Soldier and they love each other)

or Fried Chicken Tramp from Expiration Date x Miss Pauling

or me x miss pauling

Tbh I'm not a fan of making Scout tf2 a woman or a hehim lesbian or whatever JUST to hook him up with Pauling. I think even if Scout were a woman or even if Pauling were into men it wouldn't work out bc Scout is terminally the lamest person to ever exist and she needs to get with a real woman like me who'd make good use of her one vacation day

[lenny-link]

the happy ending x