#kentucky fried femslash

[friedchickengirlmybeloved]

[vics-fem-fortress]

Introducing: The Fried Chicken Tramp! (FCT for short).

Instead of Pauling, FCT works for the mercs. While Pauling does the main RED + BLU mercenaries, FCT was hired by the admin to work with our RED + BLU mercenaries.

design notes:

I tried to give her more 1960s-styled makeup, as her original look was clearly based off the makeup trends at the time

I wanted to make her look like a working woman, and referenced her outfit off 60s fashion. Or at least originally. I had a lot more ideas, which I’ll post later.

She’s a cane user! Her right (from your perspective it’s the left) leg is injured and so she uses a cane to get around. I imagine she paints it to go with her outfits.

Her and Pauling are friends/girlfriends.

[tf2sstuff]

ok I have some rarepairs dw 🔥🔥

Bomb Voyage (Demo/Spy)

Kentucky Fried Femslash (Chicken Girl/Pauling)

Swordvan (Demo/Sniper)

Jaeger Bombs (Demo/Medic)

can you tell I like demo 😔

May I do only demo x spy ? I'm too lazy 😫 but

HELP SPY LOOKS LIKE A FREAKING SNAKE 😨

[queerofdenial]

rules: tag ppl you want to get to know. i played fast and loose with the categories here, it’s 2 am and i am on so much melatonin rn

tagged by: @nakedmonkey, @softdeb, @trying-to-get-somewhere-real

favorite time of year: autumn! not only is it my birthday szn (narcissist) but the weather is perfect, i look GREAT in warm tones, and it means that ski season is right around the corner and i no longer sweat profusely all day every day

comfort food: right now it’s yaki udon, but i suspect that’ll change soon…solid runners up are dumplings, life cereal, and a fried chicken sandwich from the ghost kitchen near my apartment.

do you collect something: i had MASSIVE funko pop vinyl and snow globe collections as a kid that are now stashed away in my parents basement. currently it’s shot glasses and postcards of the places i’ve traveled to since moving out.

favorite drink: for a long time it’s been kentucky mules with jack honey, but i’ve had some banging paloma’s recently (my local dive makes them into slushies) and that might just top the list.

favorite song: of all time? as the world falls down (david bowie) from the labyrinth soundtrack, inspired my first real tattoo. close second is raspberry beret (prince) bc that was my mom’s go-to hype number when we would have dance parties growing up.

favorite song (currently): i’ve been slowly working on a public concept playlist for an avadeb sweet home alabama AU for a while now, and a couple of the songs on that im obsessed with — specifically mansion of misery (miniature tigers) and pears (weston estate) which have both hit especially hard since s2 started. they’re both about hiding behind your walls and watching your heart crumble while waiting for them to just let you back in and promise to be better. ouch.

fave fics: i was gonna do all hacks but decided i couldn’t pick and also everyone else’s posted all of them and i’m not about to sit here picking favorites like they’re my CHILDREN don’t make me do that so here’s some fics from Not Hacks:

a fine line - hunnyfresh; the ice is getting thinner - @nakedmonkey (you wrote this ficlet literally a decade ago pal i STILL go back to it at regular intervals) ; most like a marsh-fire - quickyoke ; the secret’s in the telling - pyrophoric ; to this day the best thing i’ve ever read is that one hp femslash epic that hasn’t updated in six years, iykyk.

tagging: (this is a lot less than 9, i’m so late to the game and simply too lazy to remember all of y’all who’ve done it so whoops if you have i ain’t searching thru a hundred blogs) @actualhumancryptid @electric-eccentricity @damelucyjo @drpinkky @sarahstreep7 @niche-escort