#friday the 13th (2009)

[im-his-druidess]

Forever in love with the idea of Jason killing the others but keeping you as his pet because he really really likes you and wants you to be his girlfriend.

Which just implies being his pet who he totally demolishes in bed but like- ya know.

I absolutely love this idea as well 😩👌 such a classic slasher trope 🥰

Jason keeping you alive because you somehow awakened a deep nearly dead part of him.

Him being absolutely fascinated by you. Wanting to touch and squeeze every part of you but being so awkward and lost on the urges he feels. Wanting to both protect and ruin you.

Of course, that doesn't stop him from chaining you up to keep near. Making sure you can't leave him. Sometimes he just stares at you or pets your head. Just completely enamored with his little pet (and you are little compared to him. No matter how tall or thicc you are. He's a behemoth)

He will also eventually give in to his previously unknown desires and "strange" urges and completely ruins you for any other man. Not only from his size, which is nothing to sneeze at, but from his sheer tenacity. He grows absolutely pussydrunk at the first touch of your cunt and he won't stop until he's satisfied.

So, yes, he'll demolish you. Full on mating press. On your hands and knees. Up against the wall. Literally any way he can take you he will.

He's addicted and won't ever let you go.

[fanofspooky]

Movie shots of the posters

[the-daily-slasher]

Slashers & an S/O with a 9 to 5

Happy Monday and in honor of all of us with a 9 to 5 and adult obligations I present how each of the slashers react to and deal with an S/O with a 9 to 5 job.

Slasher List: Michael Myers (RZ & OG), Jason Voorhees (OG & 2009 Remake), Brahms, Thomas Hewitt

Michael Myers (RZ):

No. Why?

He'd be dead asleep when your alarm clock would go off during the weekdays. (He'd crushed, thrown, and destroyed a few at this point, yet you always brought another one home from the dollar store)

Your hand hits the alarm before he has a chance to crush it in his. You roll over to get out of bed but his arms tighten around you. A simple, tired grunt asks you to stay as he hides his face in the back of your neck.

"Michael... please." You yawn and try again to sit up but he won't let you. You sigh and lay down, turning toward him and kiss his forehead. "I have to go to work, baby."

Michael just grunts in reply once more. He knew you had to leave but he wasn't happy about it.

Some days he does his best to play the role of househusband.

You'd come home to flowers ripped from the neighbor's yard laying on the table (chunks of dirt still attached to the roots and stems slightly crushed)

Other days (most of the time) he follows you all day. Sometimes you are aware of it, sometimes not. Either way, he views it as his job to protect you.

Michael Myers (OG):

If you're both sleeping in the same bed, good luck trying to get up on time. He won't sleep often, but when he does, he sleeps hard and he does not like being woken up.

He will rip out the insides of any alarm clock that wakes him up (or stab it).

He doesn't sleep often, even around you. He'd much rather watch you sleep. He feels powerful holding you as you sleep. It annoys him when you have to get up and go to work. But he understands the necessity of it.

You going to work puts food on the table and helps him maintain his hiding spot at your house. If you were late or didn't show up he knew people would come looking for you and find him.

He is much more affectionate when he thinks you're asleep. He runs his hands through your hair and holds you against his chest.

Jason Voorhees (OG):

Househusband of the year.

Granted, he hates that you have to leave every day.

Massive Separation Anxiety

He often questions if you'll come back home to him or if this time you're leaving for good.

In the morning when your alarm goes off he shuts it off gently if he wakes up before you. He'll hold you close and rub the small of your back to help you wake up. There'll be no 'being late' in this household! (His mother wouldn't approve)

You roll over to face your big, scary husband. You kiss his shoulder and mutter a quiet 'good morning'. It's met with a happy sigh out and a kiss on your forehead. He holds you for a few minutes, but soon he escapes your arms and goes to make coffee to help you wake up.

As I stated previously, being late is not an option.

Jason Voorhees (2009):

Hates. Hates. Hates that you have to leave every morning five days a week.

Some mornings he doesn't even allow it. You've had to 'call in sick' more than once. Luckily your job is fairly understanding as jobs go.

When your alarm goes off you wake up laying on his chest, a bear-skin blanket laying over both of you. The early morning chill causes you to pull the blanket up closer to both of you.

His quiet, deep breathing shifts, indicating that he's woken up as well. You're greeted with a huff when you kiss his cheek with a 'good morning, love'. His hands find their way to your hips and he holds you against him. You feel something press against your inner thigh as he nuzzles his face in the nape of your neck. You already knew his would be another 'call in sick' type of morning.

Brahms:

No. Absolutely not!

In his mind, he is your full time job.

Every morning the two of you wake up to your alarm he tries another excuse, another proposition, another way to convince you not to go in that morning. He's begged, pleaded, pouted, argued, and even tried convincing you in "spicier" ways ever so eager to please you (especially if it keeps you in bed all day and away from that office job he hates so much).

On occasion you do give in, deciding to call in sick or with car troubles, or something else you come up with to placate your boss.

The mornings he can get you to stay, his ego truly goes through the roof. He did it, he kept his precious doll, his beautiful mistress from leaving him that day (and he is sure to reward you for it).

Thomas Hewitt:

Understands, though begrudgingly.

Part of him wishes you were a little more invested in the Hewitt family business. The other part of him is glad to keep you as far away from that world as possible.

He often wakes up before you to take care of chores before the day gets too hot, so no need for an alarm.

You often wake up to a kiss on the cheek or forehead and the smell of breakfast somewhere in the house.

"Good morning, Tommy." You yawn as you roll onto your back. You open your eyes to see your husband standing over you and you smile sleepily, opening your arms to call him back into bed with you. He sits down beside you and pulls you into his arms and onto his lap. Your head rests against his shoulder as you wake up. He rests his head on yours and holds you until you're awake enough for a cup of coffee.

[clarkarts24]

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[noxturnals-void]

✨ The way I wish that was me on his shoulder ✨

[sweeetestcurse]

Derek Mears as Jason Voorhees in Friday the 13th (2009) 08/??

[ainasobsession]

Happy Friday the 13th everyone!

[deathtown]

Friday the 13th (2009)

[dilfluvver4eva]

please horror movie men, save me!

[fresm-ay]

It's Halloween month so I'm drawing my favorite slasherss🤭

There are many OG Frason, but what about RE? I think they have some interesting dynamics;)

[im-his-druidess]

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Jason Voorhees! 🫶

"See...you don't want to hurt me," you said quietly, voice trembling and getting stuck in your throat, and the huge man crouched in front of you tightened his massive hands into fists on his lap.

You eyed him cautiously all while petting his free hand softly. It rested on the rickety cot you were chained to, laying just by your thigh, and you continued to try and soothe the anger he had when he stomped down into your prison.

"We're friends. Friends keep each other safe," you murmured as sweat dripped down your icy skin as fear continued to claw at you.

Your words made him jerk, the hand you were petting restless clutched at the dingy blankets you sat on, and you winced and bit back a sob as that rough hand reached out to grip the meat of your thigh. He squeezed tightly before letting go at your whimper. He seemed restless suddenly. His thick muscles tensing, the dirty hockey mask he wore seeming to look all over the dark room, and his hands continued their squeeze-and-release. You had the vague memory of a cat kneading pop into your head.

"We're friends...right?" You asked softly so as not to spook him.

It seemed like eons passed as you waited for an answer, anxiety clawing at you like some fierce beast and your hands growing clammy, but eventually, slowly, he nodded his head.

[fanofspooky]

Horror movies of 2009

[brokehorrorfan]

Friday the 13th (2009) will be released on 4K Ultra HD on September 17 via Arrow Video. Gary Pullin designed the new artwork for the Platinum Dunes remake; the original poster is on the reverse side.

Marcus Nispel (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre) directs from a script by Damian Shannon and Mark Swift (Freddy vs. Jason). Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Aaron Yoo, Amanda Righetti, Travis Van Winkle, and Derek Mears star.

The limited edition set comes with a booklet featuring new writing by Matt Konopka and Alexandra West, a double-sided poster, and a Crysal Lake postcard.

The theatrical version and "killer" extended cut of the film are presented in 4K in Dolby Vision with original 5.1 DTS-HD Master Audio. Special features are listed below, where you can also see more of the contents.

Disc 1:

Theatrical cut (97 minutes)

Audio commentary by director Marcus Nispel (new)

Audio commentary by writers Mark Swift and Damian Shannon (new)

Interview with director Marcus Nispel (new)

Interview with writers Mark Swift and Damian Shannon (new)

Interview with cinematographer Daniel Pearl (new)

A Killer New Beginning - Video essay on Friday the 13th and horror remakes by film critic Matt Donato (new)

Terror Trivia track excerpts

The Rebirth of Jason Voorhees featurette 

Hacking Back / Slashing Forward featurette

The 7 Best Kills featurette 

Deleted scenes 

Teaser trailer

Theatrical trailer

TV spots

Electronic press kit

Image gallery

Disc 2:

Killer cut (105 mintues)

Audio commentary by film critics Alexandra Heller-Nicholas and Josh Nelson (new)

A group of oblivious teenagers choose Camp Crystal Lake as the destination for a weekend getaway. Among them, the young Clay Miller (Jared Padalecki) is not looking for fun and frolics, but for his sister Whitney who disappeared around the lake six weeks earlier. The trip turns into a waking nightmare as the bloodthirsty Jason emerges from the shadows, wielding a deadly machete and out for blood. Cut off from civilization, these youths discover too late that Crystal Lake bears the scars of a violent past as they uncover the terrifying events that spurred the masked killer’s quest for violent vengeance.

Pre-order Friday the 13th (2009).

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Friday the 13th (2009) (Jason Voorhees)