#fressness

[scribblesonarock]

A quiet moment on the server ☕🐈

I just HAD to draw Stres and False chilling at Cleo's Kitty Cafe (with little Iskall and Etho in the background) I made this??? I made this!!! I'm so proud!!!

✨click for better quality✨

[jestroer]

Day two of @mcyt-yuri-week - Royalty/Knight! :D

Forbidenn romance between a fairy Queen and her Knight..... or something

[horse-head-farms]

day 2: Royalty/Knight @mcyt-yuri-week

False, a knight famous for her ability to slay magical beings, was sent by her king to defeat the greatest threat of all - the fae. Here, she enters the faerie realm and is greeted by none other than the queen herself, waiting upon her forest throne.

Having grown up on tales of the fae and their evil trickery, False is surprised by how beautiful and kind the queen is, but isn’t going to let down her guard yet.

Queen Stress is rather impressed by this mortal who not only managed to find her way into the faerie realm, but is also brave (and foolish) enough to try and fight her! She has no intention of hurting False, and instead wants to teach her the mischievous ways of the fairies, get her to lighten up a bit and all that. And, well, if she tries to court the handsome knight along the way, who can blame her?

[rokokokokolores]

Ich bin es so leid das Wort "Protestwahlen" zu hören. Klar, ganz Europa wählt aus Protest rechts. Wer zu diesen Zeiten die AfD wählt, der weiß, dass die stark rechts sind. Kommt mal mit eurer kognitiven Dissonanz klar und hört auf die Gefahr, die von dieser Partei ausgeht, zu relativieren. Es ist nicht mehr 2014, die Leute wissen, dass die AfD zumindest in Teilen gesichert rechtsextrem ist. Die wählen die nicht "obwohl" die rechts ist. Die wählen die weil die rechts ist.

[smallknowingjester]

:33 < yayyyyyyy yuri w33k!! day1!!! dance/8reak with false and stress! ^___^ @mcyt-yuri-week

[riacte]

false and stress are so funny bc false is both extra nice and extra mean to her 😭 she's like HAHAHA stress you suck at everything btw i would explode into millions of tiny pieces if you leave me.

[uluthrek]

wake up babe christian lindner kann arbeitslosengeld beantragen

[liauditore]

day 5: rarepair (false/stress)

i nEED to draw these two more omg this is like half the reason i decided to do yuri week im not even kidding. (<- needs to draw more hermits in general)

@mcyt-yuri-week

horrified realisation from me when i realised stress has long sleeves btw. she's buff under there you'll just have to trust me.

[lexosaurus]

if you haven't been through two dannypocalypses, can you really call yourself a phandom old?

[kazisonline]

My hemitcraft college au character concepts:

- Stress (she/her): one of the sweetest and funniest people on the campus. Ray of sunshine but also agent of mischief. Has a secret cat in her room. Roomates with Cleo

- Iskall (they/he/she/it) : running for the sport's team captain. Very creative, very ambitious, and very competitive. If he likes you, you'll feel extremely safe around them and can always count on him. Roomates with Beef

- False (she/her): running for the sport's team captain as well. Comes of very intimidating, and it's true that she's very assertive, but she's also a bit awkward and deep down lovely. Roomates with Pearl

- Ren (he/him) : False's best friend. Knows this and that about programming, but what's more important has a BIG thing for theatrics. Part of drama club. Roomates with BigB

- Cleo (she/they) : basically an alpha. She owns these hallways. Mean sometimes, but will stand up for others and protect her friends like a lioness. Also has a thing for arson. Roomates with Stress

- Beef (he/him) : Always studying or working on something. He just wants to do his own stuff and he likes Iskall he really does but they're just really too loud sometimes. Roomates with Iskall

- Pearl (she/her) : big perfectionist in her own, messy, spontaneous way. Collects pretty rocks but not for any spiritual reason, she just likes how pretty they are. Her voice is very calming. Roommates with False

- Doc (he/him) : big protector type. Definitely knows how to build a remote control detonator for a bomb or like. A drone. God knows where he learnt that. Roomates with Xb

Alright that's all for now I don't want to add everyone at once so I won't burn out but. These are like, the main focus group I suppose? With emphasis being on False, Iskall and Stress of course

[hmshermitcraft]

When Stress met False's twin sister for the first time, they had no idea the other existed.

Stress had no idea False even had siblings. E!False had no idea H!False had a girlfriend.

So Stress is trying to talk to this girl who looks and sounds identical to her girlfriend, responds to her girlfriend's name, but has no idea who she is.

E!False knows that whoever this is clearly knows her sister, and not her, but she can't really explain that no, she's not False, she's her twin sister, who also goes by False without confusing this poor girl.

When H!False found out about this, she spent ages apologising, even though E!False was laughing so hard she couldn't get a word out.

H!False will forever feel slightly guilty for making her aroace sister sit through Stress's flirting, and letting Stress flirt with her aroace sister. E!False and Stress don't really care. They're actually using it to get stuff out of her.

Stress is far too delighted about there being two Falsies to care about flirting with the wrong one! It's obvious now she knows, duh, they've got very different personalities but Stress just assumed her Falsie was having a bad day. But no! She has a sister instead!

H!False can tell the pair will get along. It's... A good feeling. Her sister needs someone on her side, and who better than somebody H!False trusts and cares about too?

[jestroer]

Love is in the air!!

[hermitrarepairevent]

Hermit Rarepair Event announcement!

@mcytblrsource

Welcome to the location of the first full version of the Hermit Rarepair Event! It will last the entire month of June, and we will still accept late entries this blog is tagged in! Some inspo posts will also be provided, under this tag on the blog, though there will be no specific ships or themes mandated. The event rules are listed below:

No NSFW! I just don’t wanna mod that gonna be honest

All mediums allowed!

Just post in the tag #hermit rarepair event and/or the AO3 collection! Tagging the blog is fine, and we’d request you always do in late entries, as we may not be checking the tag.

This is not a daily drawing/writing/whatever challenge, just post when you feel like it!

Please only pick ships that include at least one Hermit! Crackships are fine, and the setting does not have to be Hermitcraft.

We will not be enforcing creator boundaries! The only ships officially barred are the ones deemed too popular for this event, which are below, in no particular order:

Grian/Scar/Mumbo and all ships within, Bdubs/Etho/Cleo and all ships within, Zedaph/Impulse/Tango and all ships within, Grian/Scar/Mumbo/Pearl/Impulse but not the ships within, Skizz/Impulse, Etho/Joel, Cub/Scar, Doc/Ren, Pearl/Gem, Bdubs/Impulse, Keralis/Xisuma, Cleo/Joe, Grian/Xisuma, xB/Keralis, Joel/Jimmy, Joel/Lizzie, Cleo/Pearl, Tango/Etho, Tango/Jimmy, Ren/Martyn

You can debate this list in the askbox! Please do, actually, I have no idea if this is complete.

Mods:

Mod Carraca, the one writing this post (and the one who ran it last time), he/him

Mod Halberd, it/its

Mod Switchblade, who is not on the blog and is mainly here for moral support currently, he/him

[floralfawnz]

falsey false false. Bird . when life series gets bird

falsey for a life series!fress au by me and @bigb-enthusiast !! stress design is over there :3 please go look or else i will explode (sad)

[acolorboom]

Shoutout to the peeps that requested doodles over on the HSBB server

This is just a couple of my faves

[riacte]

False getting scared of a red name and then being wholly unconcerned because it turned out to be Stress... 🥺 while spending the episode evading Gem / Cleo / Ren 🥺🥺 she trusts that Stress won't hurt her 🥺💖🌸