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I FUCKINNG hate history essays I don’t care what some French fuck said about ancient Egypt the fuck does he know about Egypt go back to your crossyaints and pain aue cocklet
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my dad turned on a. random movie and he said “you’ll like it” bc there were sharks in the trailer (?) and the whole thing is in french and like sharks are killing people in paris and there were lesbians but then one of them got eaten by sharks???? idfk what’s going on
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Man I Hate French
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The french are pretty xenophobic as a population but arguably the most (non violent) xenophobic thing they did is invent verlan. That shit is anti- people who dont speak french as a first language. Imagine learning a whole language and when you get there, fully confident in your abilities, you find that everybody actually speaks the upside down version of it. How fucked up is that. Not only do i have to translate everything i say back and forth but also give it a little backflip for good measure. Bffr
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Lestat could have said, "Put your coffin on a boat. Go to Paris. There's a beautiful coven there, I know cos I fucking founded it." But he said the vampires out there are vicious. And then I met the mοthеrfսckеr, and, yeah, Lestat was right. It was better when he broke my bones, crammed me under the floorboards. I fought him, kicked him, clawed him, bit him. That was fine. It was when he had me pinned, and he'd tell me he loved me. Before, during, and after. Before, during, after. That fսckеd me up. One day he said, "Had enough of your gloomy face." Drove off on a motorbike. Thought I might as well go home, get Louis, head to Europe.
DELAINEY HAYLES as CLAUDIA I IWTV 2.03
#jackpearcsn#tuserlou#userlaro#userclara#interview with the vampire#usertiny#usersaoirse#alivedean#iwtv#iwtvedit#iwtv spoilers#userbrittany#userpayel#byaurore#userairam#userzil#claudia de pointe du lac#delainey hayles#literally the love of my life#i hate that they call her a puce!!! it's literally a little bug in french or something you call your daughter. i'm sick
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Idk
#sab posting#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd chuuya#chuuya nakahara#im sorry it looks like a french flag#i realized only after finishing it#but tbh french ppl r the main problem in Chuuya's life so eh#anyway#i hate typography
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I AM GOING TO MURDER FRENCH, WHY DO I HAVE TO UNDERSTAND IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fuck le barbier de seville >:(
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Save me french yuri... Save me
#genshin impact#arledrone#sandrone#arlecchino#haha remember when we all thought that sandrone and arlecchino would both show up in fontaine and be gay together?#good times.... good times#jk i'm ready to end it all actually#I KNOW WE HAVE LIKE ONE LAST MAJOR FRENCH PATCH BEFORE NATLAN BUT IVE JUST ABOUT LOST ALL HOPE#the way that literally every wlw arle pairing got fed so well following arle's drip marketing EXCEPT for arledrn... hate it here so bad#anyways shipping aside HOW is it possible that the frenchiest of french harbingers with heavy ties to machinery#and like two major world quests tied to specifically to her lore and is even MENTIONED of being present in fontaine#also being one of the first harbingers ever mentioned dating back all the way to the description of chode's teaser trailer#just???? doesnt show up??????#Sandy enjoyers are stronger than any us marine because my GOD are we struggling out here#anyways ignore the fact that I completely forgot to draw sandy's wind up key it was hard drawing through the tears#(actually it was cause i half-assed this doodle but we dont talk about that)
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Happy Birthday Sebastian Stan ♥
#sebastian stan#sebstanedit#sebastianstanedit#marveledit#my favorite boy..................................i love you so much i miss your face#i wish only the best things for you and also for me like maybe one (1) nibble please#also please ignore the brief t in his hair in that second gif the french hate me#also guess how long i tried doing cool text stuff that ultimately got tossed god when will i learn typography#anyway my three fave appearances from this year mwah mwah mwah love you happy birthday my sweet chicken nugget
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Can you do a tf2 character lineup? (Love how u draw medic and sniper <3)
guys help I still dont know how to draw most of them
#my art#soldier hates french people#tf2 scout#tf2 spy#tf2 medic#tf2 demoman#tf2 pyro#tf2 soldier#tf2 sniper#tf2 heavy#tf2 engineer#tf2#team fortress 2#I life for engineer and pyro friendship
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since comic!hobie killed the u.s. president, do u think atsv!hobie killed the queen
#asking important questions#ofc we could consider that perhaps he killed the prime minister because he hates the PM#hobie decapitating the prezzy with his guitar was sooo punk rock but holy shit decapitating the queen would be sick as hell#<- french revolution thinking right here#hobie brown#spider punk#spider man#spiderman comics#across the spiderverse#atsv#into the spider verse#itsv#sony spiderverse#spiderverse
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their last performance
#genshin impact#neuvillette#furina#focalors#focallette#that ship name is so fucking hard to spell i hate french#neuvifuri#art tag
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Pretty please make more socially inept Jean tweets if you enjoy them. Please know we enjoy everything you enjoy x
absolutely and I enjoy everything YOU enjoy so this relationship works out perfectly
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I’ve got 18th century France on the brain again, here he is as a cuirassier ❤️
#hws france#aph france#historical hetalia#hetalia fanart#temmie tidbits#clothing might have some inaccuracies#I realized halfway through coloring this that the fur on the helmet actually looks completely different but fuck it we ball#anyways I’ve been thinking a lot about françois during the French revolution and the Napoleonic wars#I hate that he’s living in my head rent free now /lh
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the reason max is such a 'hater of the french' in his charity stream is because charles keeps ranting his ear off whenever about 'i'm not french, i'm monegasque, stop calling me french.' that it's now become a part of max's own identity.
#lestappen#max verstappen#charles leclerc#he said hubby doesn't wanna be called french#okay i just hate the french now
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I use any pronouns thanks for asking! ^_^
#stip#pip pirrip#pip pirrup#pip x stan#sp stip#stan marsh#stan x pip#south park#i hate french people#eric cartman#kyle brovlofski#kenny mccormick#for a split second
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