#free public porno

[maggotwithanf]

holy shit tumblr live just putting full frontal pants off straight up naked ladies on my dash ok. ok ok

[mypoisonedvine]

please read the warnings on every fic before clicking 'keep reading'! if you enjoy, please reblog and consider commenting. all my works are 18+ only.

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drabble: pussy worship with best friend's dad cillian

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drabble: public sex with dark!tommy

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[thatesqcrush]

Reel Temptation

Rafael Barba x f!reader. P*rn star! Barba AU.

WC: 2.6K

Summary: It’s the Golden Age of P*rn, circa 1970s. Reader accompanies roommate to a casting call for an adult film. Little does she know that her life is about to change when she meets the male lead.

NSFW for language, talk about sex work and adult films, smoking (cigarettes and recreational drug use).

AN: s/o to @beccabarba for being my soundboard and never wavering encouragement.

AN2: sex work is work. Sex work will always exist - we need to make it safer for sex workers to do their jobs. Continued criminalization of sex work and sex workers is a form of violence by governments and contributes to the high level of stigma and discrimination.

AN3: this is a repost of part one as Tumblr decided it was too explicit & hid it from public view.

The apartment in California was a relic of the 1970s, steeped in the bold, eclectic charm of the era. Low-slung, avocado-green sofas sprawled across the shag-carpeted living room, beneath the warm glow of a globe-shaped chandelier. Wood-paneled walls held abstract prints, while hanging plants in macramé holders swayed gently by the sliding glass doors. In the kitchen, harvest gold appliances hummed quietly, surrounded by dark wood cabinets and a linoleum floor with a dizzying geometric pattern. The bedroom, with its velvet curtains and paisley bedspread, whispered of cozy nights in a space reflecting the free spirited culture of the time.

“Come on!”

A pillow landed on your head. You groaned as you rolled over, facing your roommate, Sadie who was in process of flicking her hair into wings. “I don’t want to go. Three’s Company’s on and this is the episode where there is some kind of understanding.”

“So you’ve already seen it then. Please,” Sadie begged. “You can read lines with me.”

You sat up further and sat with your legs crossed. “Since when do pornos have a plot line?” you sneered.

“It’s not porn - it’s really classy. It’s legit,” your roommate continued. She turned from the vanity to look at you. “Please.”

You let out an irritated sigh as you rolled your eyes. “Fine, fine, fine,” you grumbled. “Where’s this place anyway?”

“In the Valley.”

You stretched your arms as you stood, your shirt lifting exposing your midriff as you did so. “You’re paying for the gas. And any snacks.”

***

The casting office was small and seedy, reeking of smoke and something else. There was a line of women of all shapes and sizes waiting to be called. There’s a desk where an older, bald man is flipping through photos. It’s hot and sticky, the humidity suffocating despite a ceiling fan and standing fan going off on high.

There’s another room adjacent and in there, another man stands a few paces back, fiddling with the view-finder on a film camera. You sit on a peeling linoleum chair next to Sadie as you peruse the so-called script.

“Sadie, are you sure about this?”

Sadie chewed on her bottom lip, thinking. She nodded after a bit. “Yes, totally sure.” The tone in her voice however, led you to believe she was maybe trying to convince herself.

“Look, we can just go,” you whispered. “No one’s gonna give a shit. Or notice for that matter.”

You stood and faced her, outstretching your arm. “Come on, you don’t even have to pay me for the gas.”

A man’s voice filled the room and you heard the gaggle of ladies giggle and swoon. When you turned around, your breath hitched.

“That’s him - that’s my co-star…,” Sadie replied, a large grin on her face. “Hopefully!”

“That’s your … who is he?” you questioned, dropping your arm as you drank him in. Dark hair, thick sideburns, and a full, bushy - but well groomed- mustache. He wore a collared shirt with a bold pattern and fitted flare jeans. His shirt was slightly unbuttoned, revealing a dark chest hair.

His overall appearance exuded confidence and a laid-back charm, embodying the free-spirited, adventurous spirit of the time.

He’s painfully handsome, good-looking in a way that disarms you, making you feel giddy, like a child waiting to meet Santa. He’s so handsome it is almost burning, as if you cannot look at him full on.

“His name is Rafael Barba, but on screen he goes by ‘The Judge.’

You whipped your head to the other voice, this time female and not Sadie’s.

This woman was tall and drop dead gorgeous with high cheekbones and chestnut hair. “Names Olivia. I help book the girls.”

Her gaze fell on you and Sadie and you had a feeling that she was mentally adding you both up.

“First timer?”

Olivia’s sharp gaze landed on you and you shook your head. “Not me. Her.” You jutted your thumb at Sadie.

Olivia narrowed her eyes. “Maybe,” she murmured to herself, dropping her gaze. She looked up at you once more. “Let me go speak to The Judge.”

Sadie squealed. “Oh my God, it’s happening!” She bounced in place.

You rolled your eyes and watched Olivia go over to “The Judge,” who was flirting with the gaggles of women. She tapped his shoulder and then whispered something in his ear. He gave a curt nod, before following her. The Judge is even more handsome up close and his body is thick, in a functionally fit kind of way. The way you knew the weight of him would feel oh so fucking good on top of you, crushing you. A jolt of pleasure coursed through you and as you felt your cheeks heat, but you chalked it up to the heat.

The Judge stroked his chin as was now his turn to assess. He turned to Olivia and pointed to you, whispering in hushed tones. Olivia nodded in response, and you’re only able to make out an ‘I agree.’

The Judge stalked off and Olivia turned around to face the line of still-swooning women. “Casting is over. We’ve got our girl. Come back tomorrow.”

The group of women begin to groan and complain about wasted time and it not being fair as they dispersed. Olivia made her way back to you and Sadie.

“So here’s the deal,” she began and pointed at you. “I know you’re not here for this, but The Judge wants you.”

“Me?” you exclaimed at the same time Sadie replied incredulously, “Her?”

“No no, you made a mistake. I have no interest…” your voice dies off as Olivia narrowed her eyes once more on you.

“He wants you. And he’s willing to double the pay at his cost.”

You shake your head incredulously. “This cannot be happening.”

“Wait, what about me?” Sadie chimed in.

“I didn’t forget about you sweetheart. You’ll be our fluff girl.”

“Fluff girl?” You questioned, puzzled.

“Basically your girl will give a handy or blow to keep his cock up on set. After setting up the desired angle, the director usually requests the actors to hold position, which can be a bit… deflating. The fluff makes sure the actors are fully inflated for the shot.”

“And how much does that pay?” Sadie questioned, her tone disappointed. The pay is a quarter of the original pay. Sadie huffed. “What if I don’t want to?”

“Then the door is right there,” Olivia replied sharply. She turned to you. “What do you think? You in?”

Your brain is swirling and your cunt is throbbing at the idea of being fucked by The Judge. Before you can allow for rationality to seep in, you nod. “No way, no thank you.”

Olivia cocked her head. “Shame. He thought you had it in you.”

“Me?” You squeaked. “It’s just that I— I’ve never—”

“We get it all the time. The good girls who wouldn’t ever dare, the ones who clutch their pearls. It’s just fucking. It’s not that serious. You’re telling me you’ve never fucked before?”

You shook your head. “Of course I have.”

“Okay, so how is this any different? In fact, it’s better. You get paid.”

Olivia switched her gaze from you to Sadie. She gave her a once over again. “You know what, I could use you for another film. I’ve got this other guy, Sonny - real nice on the eyes. Think you’d be perfect. What do you think? I’ll pay you to fluff and for a movie?”

Sadie brightened. “Yeah, perfect.”

Olivia grinned. “I’ll put you up at the motor lodge nearby. Be here tomorrow at noon.” She turned to you again. “What about you sweetheart? Am I wasting my time? Are you telling me that I have to call all of those women back?”

You sucked in air between your teeth and thought about how fucking sexy The Judge was. And so you decided there and then with what was in between your legs, than what was in between your ears.

“I’m in.”

***

You arrived the next afternoon with Sadie. Another assistant - a blonde woman named Amanda - was having you sign off various consent forms.

“Do you have any limits? The Judge wants to know.”

“Limits?” You questioned. “What do you—“

“Jesus Christ,” Amanda replied exasperated. “Olivia told me that you had sex before. Was that a lie?”

“No!” You replied sharply. Amanda raised a brow and you lowered your voice. “Never had any complaints from my boyfriends.”

Amanda smirked. “Limits are shit that you don’t want to do. For instance, anal, golden showers - being pissed on,” she clarified when she saw the confused look on your face. “So if you don’t want to do something, then you let us know.

You cocked a brow. “Um, I guess anything involving piss. And shit, if that’s a thing too.”

Amanda laughed before she lit a cigarette. “Believe me, there are lots of fucked up people out there who like to do all sorts of fucked up stuff - shit included. So you’re good with butt stuff?”

You nodded. “I haven’t done it much, but yeah. I’m good for it.”

Amanda gave you a lascivious, devious grin. “Perfect.”

***

You were shown to your changing room and told to get in a robe. Some test shots were needed to make sure lighting was good. There was another handsome man, with dark hair and dark eyes. He was behind the camera, adjusting the viewfinder.

“Hey,” you reply quietly. The man lifted his gaze and looked over at you. A shit-eating grin spread on his face.

“Hey princess. I’m Nick, I’m the videographer.” He snapped the gum he was chewing. “When you’re ready, just stand in front of the screen and undo your robe, just the top.”

You swallowed nervously, your heart hammering in your chest. “Okay.” You did as he said, your nipples instantly hardening due to the air.

Nick let out a whistle and nodded. “Those are some real nice tits. Real pretty.”

You blushed, feeling your cheeks heat. “Thanks.”

Before long you were doing a full nude shot. Mid-one shot where you where on all fours, looking back at the camera, Olivia walked in. She nodded. “Looking good honey. Got your friend Sadie already in a scene with Sonny. And The Judge is mid-scene.”

You blinked. “Really? Could I watch? Just to get a better idea of what it’ll be like for me?”

Nick snapped his gum and let out a little grunt. Olivia narrowed her eyes. “Nick, you’ve got enough shots, I am sure. Give her a break, she’s a newbie.”

Nick rolled his eyes. You donned your robe back on. Nick walked over your way and jutted his head. “Come on, I’ll take you.”

You followed Nick down a few hallways and soon enough, your ears picked up the sounds of someone clearly getting fucked. The room was small and tight, the crew basically taking up the entirety of the space. You squeezed your way in, the air thick with the scent of sex, lube and sweat. You watched the scene before you completely transfixed and enraptured. There before you was The Judge fucking some woman on a couch. Her legs were in the air as he gripped them tightly, fucking her without abandon.

You felt yourself grow wet as The Judge railed this woman thoroughly, dragging his cock through her slick pussy, over and over.

“Such a good slut, taking my cock so well,” The Judge grunted.

The woman wailed as she came, her tits bouncing in tandem with the pace of being fucked.

“Gonna come,” The Judge grunted. He slid his cock out and your pussy clenched in response. His cock was big and thick, an angry shade of red- almost purple, covered in the woman’s slick ready to bust. ‘Jesus Christ,’ you thought. ‘How am I going to fit that in me?’

He stroked himself over her stomach and then came with a long, low, almost guttural groan. The white ropes of his release coat her stomach, catching the obnoxious overhead lighting.

“Cut!”

The director’s voice snapped you out of your reverie.

The woman sat up and stood, before grabbing a robe to slip on, leaving it hanging open. She leaned over to grab a towel to wipe herself. The Judge slipped on his pants, foregoing underwear. He looked up and met your gaze.

"You think you can keep up, sunshine?"

You read the surprise in his eyes as you replied. "I can take anything you dish out, bub."

The Judge smirked. “Rafael Barba.” He extended his hand and you shook it in response. You relayed your name and he repeated it slowly, as if savoring it. And the way he said it was just delicious.

“Liv told me you have never done this before.”

You furrowed your brows. “Sex or porn?”

Rafael laughed and he reached into his back pocket to pull out a pack of Marlboros. He offered you one and you took it. He slid a lighter from his front pocket and flicked it open and offered it out. You take a step closer, leaning forward to dip the tip of your cigarette into the flame. It ignited and you step back, smoke mingling in the air.

“Porn. If you had been a virgin, I would be fucking your friend and not you in about an hour.”

You nodded before taking a drag. “Nope, definitely not a virgin. You blew out smoke before you continued, “So what is our scene or whatever?”

“Liv didn’t tell you?” Rafael seemed amused. “We have a whole courtroom set up. You’re gonna be the lawyer who gets called into chambers.”

Your eyes widened a little. “Oh.”

“I figure we’ll start with some oral, both of us and the I’ll fuck you from behind over the desk. I’ll finish on your ass. That work?”

You ran through it in your mind. “What about if I lay on my back on the desk and you can finish on my tits?”

Rafael ran a finger through his mustache as he eyed you. His voice was low and dark as he replied. “Yeah, that’d work sunshine. I’ll take the lead.” He was still shirtless and you eyed him appreciatively.

Rafael lifted your chin with his finger and your eyes met his. “Seriously. Don’t worry. I’ll take care of you.” He winked and you flushed in response, already sensing the charge in the air.

Rafael eyed your robe, not completely undone but a little loose. He traced a finger over the trim by the opening. “Do you mind if I get a peek?”

Butterflies fluttered in your stomach, suddenly feeling vulnerable. Part of you was excited, thrilled by the risquéness of it all. The other part was that he was a stranger - the men who had seen you naked were boyfriends who awkwardly groped you in the backseat of cars or movie theaters.

You swallowed and nodded before undoing your robe, letting it fall to your lower back. You felt hot as Rafael immediately licked his lips. “Fuck, those are some pretty tits.”

You felt yourself blush in response.

“May I?” Rafael asked and it took you a second to realize that he meant if he could touch you. You nodded.

His hands were large, with long dexterous fingers, well manicured and patterned with veins. You watched his hand flex and you knew instantly, every movement intentional. Patterned with veins, well manicured, with unexpected strength. His skin was warm and soft. Rafael’s touch began rather innocently, along your arm up to along your shoulder. He then brought it down your clavicle to your sternum. He cupped one breast with his hand, feeling the weight of it against his palm. When his finger brushed your nipple, a bolt of pleasure shot down to your core. You couldn’t help but let out a soft moan.

“Mmmm, so responsive,” Rafael said, his voice dark and low. “We really are going to have a lot of fun,” Rafael replied once more as he took a drag of his smoke.

TBC.

AN4: Lmk if you want to be tagged when I post part two!

[poohsources]

🐝  *  ―  𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑲𝒀 𝑺𝑪𝑬𝑵𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑺. ( nsfw! some more random sexual scenarios. your muse = sender and my muse = receiver. add * to reverse the action. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )

[ mirror ] our muses have sex in front of a mirror [ candle ] your muse uses hot wax on my muse [ blindfold ] my muse blindfolds your muse to tease them [ massage ] your muse is giving my muse a sensual massage [ edging ] your muse edges my muse close to an orgasm [ bodypaint ] our muses use bodypaint on each other [ hot tub ] my muse makes out with your muse in a hot tub [ games ] our muses play strip poker / sexual games with each other [ car ] your muse has bent my muse over the hood of a car [ roleplay ] our muses decide to do some roleplay together ( e.g. boss/employee, doctor/patient, student/professor, criminal/officer, etc.) [ mile high ] our muses have some fun on a plane together [ vibrations ] our muses are out in public together while my muse has a vibrating toy inside them that is controlled by your muse [ tapes ] our muses make a sex tape together [ bondage ] your muse ties my muse up to restrain them [ chocolate ] my muse licks chocolate off of your muses' body [ voyeur ] my muse watches your muse have sex with someone else [ gloryhole ] my muse gives your muse a blowjob through a gloryhole [ cinema ] our muses go to an adult cinema to watch a porno movie [ asleep ] my muse teases your muse while they are sleeping [ whip ] your muse uses a whip on my muse [ medical ] my muse gives your muse a sexual medical exam [ cleaning ] your muse licks my muse after giving them a creampie [ ice ] my muse uses ice cubes on your muse [ pegging ] my muse pegs your muse [ watch ] my muse watches your muse masturbating [ restrain ] my muse uses handcuffs to restrain your muse [ breath play ] your muse consensually chokes my muse while they are having sex with them [ dressing room ] our muses have some fun in a dressing room together [ control ] my muse gives your muse full control over their body to do with them what they please [ public ] your muse secretly tries to get my muse off while they're out somewhere [ shower ] our muses have sex in a shower [ underwear ] my muse discreetly gives your muse their underwear while in public [ threesome ] our muses have a threesome with some other person [ stimulation ] your muse uses a sex toy on my muse while receiving oral sex [ ball gag ] my muse puts a ball gag on your muse to keep them from making sounds [ porn ] our muses watch porn together [ phone sex ] our muses are on the phone together while they try to get each other off just with words and noises [ machine ] my muse is getting fucked by a machine while your muse watches them [ spit roast ] my muse is spit roasted by your muse and another person / sex toy [ dinner ] your muse fingers my muse during dinner

[vampyrris]

just you and levi being pervy at the beach, tsk tsk

cw: being touchy-touchy in public lol

nestled on the beach towel, you watched your friends in the distance. they splashed around in the water, huge smiles plastered on their faces. hange was trying to dunk erwin under the current, going down with him in the process as a huge wave hit. you giggled at that.

you weren’t a big fan of the sea. the mostly unexplored ocean scared you shitless, so you opted to stay back on the shore instead. clearly bothered by your decision, levi had thrown some colourful terms at you before leaving with the rest of them.

and so now you remained eyes closed and basking under the sun in your little refuge.

but not long after, you sensed a presence near you. cracking one eye open, you found levi looking down at you, eyes furrowed and mouth set in a deep pout. you also couldn't help but let your eyes run over him—his white shirt unbuttoned, exposing his wet skin, and his damp shorts clinging deliciously against his buldge. your eyes lingered on his abs for a while, droplets of water cascading down the slopes, before quickly returning to meet his gaze.

“hey you,” you gave him a lazy smile, shifting on your side and propping yourself up on your elbow.

his eyes gave away nothing as they swept over your figure. you tilted your head, letting him see his fill. you’d picked your favourite bikini set today, knowing even if you didn't exactly go for a swim, you could at least look sexy sitting here.

you definitely did not pick this one secretly hoping levi would appreciate it. definitely not.

he cleared his throat, sitting down beside you.

“why are you still here?” he shook his hair, spraying water all around him. you yelped, sending him a glare.

“just chilling, looking pretty. you done having your bit of fun for the day? social battery run out yet?” you asked as you sat up.

he shrugged, looking at the others in the distance. “just was wondering what you were still doing here alone.”

you reached out and pinched his cheek. “aww, were you worried about me? that’s new.” you threw him a smirk that you knew would get his blood boiling.

he only rolled his eyes, shoving you off. “you’re fucking annoying, you know that?”

“you didn’t think i was fucking annoying when you were checking me out just now.” you pouted.

he scoffed, even as pink tinted his cheeks. “i was only about to say you should put a shirt on and stop giving everyone a weird porno fantasy at the beach for free.”

you looked around, noticing there was almost little to no one around. “well, since it’s just us here, i’m giving you a free porno fantasy.”

he scoffed again, looking away.

you sent him a teasing smile, assuring him you were only joking. well, half-joking.

it had been a long while since this tension bloomed between you and levi, and he had done shit-all about it, not even letting you know where you both stood. so naturally, you took matters in your own hands.

you’d begun teasing him unabashedly, whether it be brushing up against him, playing with his hair, touching up his thigh, or even wearing a pretty bikini for him.

but all your efforts had gone down the drain, since he never seemed to be taking the hint.

you chewed on your lip as you thought about your next move.

“you know what, i wanna get in the water.” you mumbled to yourself as you grabbed your bottle of sunscreen. levi looked at you in surprise, but you paid him no heed. squirting a generous amount on your palm, you worked it between your hands started rubbing it onto your arms and chest.

you made sure you were slightly facing him as you sat on your knees, spreading the cream on your skin slowly. your hands glided between your breasts and over your stomach, going lower and lower.

levi was watching you very carefully.

keenly aware of his gaze following your every move, you adjusted the string securing the fabric between your thighs, pulling it up so the cloth strained against the plumpness of your pussy.

levi’s arm shot out and grabbed you, stopping your motions.

“i know what you’re doing.” he muttered, giving you a hard look. his eyes were glazed, and you felt a surge of satisfaction knowing you were the reason.

you bit your lip, peering up at him through your lashes. “so, it’s working?”

he snatched the bottle from your hand, surprising you.

“wha—?”

“lie back down on your stomach.” he ordered.

he levelled you with a look, waiting. you bit your lip again and smirked before doing as he asked.

as you got comfortable on the towel, you could still feel levi’s piercing gaze on your back. wiggling your ass a little as you settled, you turned your head towards him only to find his eyes fixated on your behind with an intensity that made heat loom low in your belly.

a little flushed, you moved your hair to one side and nestled your head on your folded arms.

you watched him squirt the cream in his hands before lathering it between them.

a sigh escaped your lips when his palms came into contact with your skin, the lather’s coolness soothing against the heat of his palms. he slowly dragged his fingers down your spine, undoing the strings of your bikini top.

“levi, our friends are right there!” you hissed, lifting your head anxiously even as excitement thrummed in your veins.

he began massaging your back despite your protest. “i’m just helping you out, nothing to see here.”

your heart thundered in your chest as you watched your friends still in the water, paying zero attention to your little performance a few feet away.

levi’s touch was gentle but firm as he stroked across your shoulder blades, his fingers gliding smoothly across your soft skin.

“relax,” he whispered, his voice dropping an octave. the sound shot straight between your legs, making you clench them in anticipation.

he moved lower down your back, his touch skilled as his fingers moved deftly in even strokes. an involuntary moan escaped your lips as he worked a particularly tight spot. you slapped a hand on your mouth, cheeks flaming in embarrassment, but his hands never stopped even as he chuckled and wrung out another strained moan from you.

“levi..” you weakly protested, not really wanting him to stop.

but then, levi leaned down and whispered, “does this need some attention, too?” he gently squeezed your ass. you gasped, meeting his stare.

noticing how heated his gaze was, you took his hand, feeling bold. you lowered it between your legs over your clothed, throbbing cunt.

“this requires more attention, i think.”

he shut his eyes and groaned, feeling your wetness seep through the cloth as he pressed a finger there.

“you nasty fucking minx.” his gravelly voice made you clench again, but this time around his fingers. he rubbed tight circles on your wetness, eliciting a shameless whimper from you.

you raised your head a little, brushing your lips against his. “i wanna hear you calling me that when you’re fucking m—”

something hit your head, and you jumped back, slapping levi’s hand away. you heard levi curse under his breath.

“not here, please! spare us!” hange yelled. erwin beside her had his hand over his eyes, visibly cringing.

levi snorted and slapped your butt playfully before removing himself from you. he sent you a promising smirk. “later, then.”

you sent one right back. “i’ll be waiting.”

[ktamina]

SID for Metal Hammer, 1999

¡¡¡FULL interview here!!!

SID WILSON

Age: 22.

Marital status: I have a girlfriend.

Nickname?: Filth, or the epitome of...

Born and bred?: Born in Des Moines although my whole family is from England.

Instrument played?: Turntables.

Band previous to Slipknot?: I have a DJ crew called Soundproof Coalition, who are based out of Des Moines.

First record bought?: The first one I owned was the Miami Vice soundtrack which my parents bought for me.

First band seen live?: I was really young and my parents took me to see Sheena Easton.

Describe yourself in three words: Organic brain syndrome.

What does your mask represent?: To me it's like I'm killing myself on stage. I am constantly at war as the gas mask reminds people at war, so it's like I am constantly dying up there.

Was the visual image your idea?: Yeah, it kinda fell in my lap. I got into the band and was looking for a mask and the gas mask kinda found me. Since then I have been pretty interested in them and If I ever see one I buy it. Right now I have seven or eight of them.

Special Ingredient you bring to the band?: Youth, as I am the youngest member of the band which keeps it fresh.

What is your greatest fear?: Dying young. It is something I think about, as you can die from all kinds of things- I could break my neck at a show, catch a disease or the government could assassinate me.

What is your idea of hell?: I don't believe in it. If there is a hell, planet earth is it.

First job: Working at raves.

Have you ever experimented with auto eroticism?: Yeah, I guess I have. I've wore choke collars, as in the rave scene there have been a lot of experiences which have been pretty crazy.

Tell me your favorite sexual fantasy introducing Salvador Dalí (the late great surrealist painter), an orange, and a bicycle?: I would ride the bicycle for three hours to be completely exhausted, then me and my girlfriend would enter the painting with the melted clocks in it (The Persistence of Memory) and then at the point of orgasm melt like the clocks and eat the oranges for a reward.

Do you enjoy a good wank?: Yeah, every day. When we went on The Howard Stern Show I wanted in show him my cock and I was trying to keep it a decent hanging size, so I was jerking off, and by the time we were on it only lasted a minute so I didn't even get the chance to show it. I think he was actually quite scared of it.

Do you often wank in public?: It depends. When I go into my personality of number 0 the number takes over and I never know what he is going to do, but myself, not really.

What would be the concept for a Slipknot porno movie?: I probably wouldn't do much talking as when I am in my alter ego of 0 I don't talk much. There would be a lot of drooling, slobbering and grunting. There would be no need for dialect, just get down to it.

Hobbies outside the band?: I like to snowboard and sculpt with clay. I am also into cooking. My mom has been teaching me since I was three. My speciality is french crepes.

Fave horror movie?: Evil Dead 2 and Army Of Darkness.

Fave author?: Edgar Allen Poe is the only literature have ever finished reading.

Band you'd like to tour with?: It wouldn't go in with the genre of Skipknot, but me personally, it would be The Beastie Boys. At the point when I got into DJing, break dancing and hip hop The Beastie Boys were a big part of that. I have always listened to them.

Who do you think is the most heavy metal band of all time?: Slipknot.

Worst way to die?: Without my family. By myself.

If your house was burning down. What is the one thing you would run in and save?: If all my family was out, I would have to go and get the hair wrap my girlfriend gave me before we started dating. It is made out of her hair.

If you were the president of the USA for a day and could achieve one thing only. What would it be?: I would make it a free country and expose the government for what it is.

What is your dog called?: Mary Jane Wilson. She's part whippet and part dingo.

if you read all this follow me ¡HERE! I post media of Sid every 4 hours ♡

[boom-butterflyeffect]

mhmgmhg, nsfw alphabet for mike munroe for the soullll.... please and thank youuhh!!

LETS FUCKING GO, MY MAN MIKE

Mike Munroe NSFW Alphabet

A - Aftercare

Mike is surprisingly affectionate, very cuddly. He'd be the big spoon and would rub little circles on your hip with his thumb, mumbling about how gorgeous you are.

B - Body Part (His favourite body part on himself and you)

Mike really likes his arms, including his hands too.

He likes his biceps, and just how strong his arms are in general, he also has big strong hands, perfect for [redacted].

Is Mike an ass or tits man? The answer is yes. I feel like his favourite body part of yours would be one of the two, or maybe potentially your waist because he likes how it feels to have his hands on your waist.

C - Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Inside. Always.

D - Dirty Secret

Jacks off to the thought of you a LOT more than you realise

E - Experience (How experienced he is)

C'mon. We know.

F - Favourite Position

Basic, but missionary. He gets to kiss you as much as he likes with ease, and gets to see your expressions, so he knows just how good he makes you feel.

G - Goofy (Is he more serious in the moment?)

We've seen the amount of "buns" jokes this guy makes, he's making dumb sex jokes and then fucking you so hard you can't form sentences to tell him how stupid his jokes are.

H - Hair

Happy trail happy trail happy trail happy trail happy trail happy trail happy trail happy trail happy trail-

I - Intimacy

I think he can be pretty intimate, even if it's just a quick hookup he'll still make it feel intimate and personal, he's too charming not to.

J - Jack Off

A lot more than you realise. You'd be shocked by how often this guy has sex on the brain.

K - Kink

Begging. Is begging a kink? He just really wants that ego boost that comes with hearing you tell him how desperate you are for him, his touch, his body. Drives him wild. ("C'mon, gorgeous. Tell me what you want.")

L - Location

I feel like he would like being a little more risky in public, nothing like a full on porno out in the open, but sneaky touches.

M - Motivation (What turns him on)

Specifically, seeing you wearing his clothes.

N - No (Hard limits)

He's fairly soft, and likes to keep it that way. I don't think he'd really want anything too deep or heavy into the bdsm/kink scene.

O - Oral

Loves receiving. Will run his fingers through your hair, head tilted back, eyes closed, panting and cursing. "Fuck, atta girl/boy." Might hold onto your hair to guide your head too. I don't think he'd be too big on giving.

P - Pace

I think it would entirely depend on the circumstances, like where, when, and how horny he is. More often than not, he's charming and slow, taking his time, and making it intimate, but there could be the rare occasion where the sexual tension is unbearable, and he needs you NOW.

Q - Quickie

I don't think he would do these as often, instead he would just give little touches and stuff to tease, and get you all riled up, then when you're both free and have the time LATER, the sex will be more satisfying after being pent up all day.

R - Risk

Mike doesn't mind some risk, and can enjoy a thrill, but nothing too extreme.

S - Stamina

Oh jesus. Your poor legs.

T - Toys

I don't think Mike would own any, or use them in the bedroom.

U - Unfair

Oh he teases. Then when you're whining, he acts like he has no idea what you're whining about.

V - Volume

Mike is VOCAL <3 Cursing, panting, constant praise and encouragement.

W - Wild Card (Random NSFW HC of my choosing)

He loves leaving hickeys but does not like receiving them.

X - X-Ray (Size)

I'd say like 7.5 inches?

Y - Yearning

Honestly he's very touchy. He loves at the very least just having his hands on your waist or kissing you.

Z - Zzz

Mike will usually fall asleep not long after, with you tucked in his arms.

THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!

[yridenergyridenergy]

hi wanted to ask about festival have dir en grey ever went festival with famous bands?

and is this chance for them to be popular?

Good questions!

I don't know if this list is exhaustive, but it's what I compiled based on a couple of sources:

2005 Rock am Ring/Rock im Park (Germany)

2005 Octopus Rock Festival (Belgium)

2006 South by Southwest (USA)

2006 Rock am Ring/Rock im Park (Germany)

2006 Loud Park Festival (Japan)

2007 Wacken Open Air/Ankkarock (Germany)

2007 M'era Luna Festival (Germany)

2007 Metal Hammer Festival (Poland)

2009 Rock am Ring/Rock im Park (Germany)

2009 Download Festival (UK)

2009 Nova Rock (Austria)

2009 MetalTown (Sweden)

2009 Maquinaria Festival (Brazil)

2010 Pentaport Rock Festival (South Korea)

2010 Sonisphere Festival (UK)

2010 Loud Park Festival (Japan)

2011 Wacken Open Air (Germany)

2012 Loud Park Festival (Japan)

2012/2013 Countdown Japan

2013 Ozzfest Japan

2014 Download Festival (UK)

2014 Nova Rock (Austria)

2014 Soundwave/Sidewaves (Australia)

2014 Porno Ultra Express (Japan)

2014/2015 Countdown Japan

2015 Rock im Revier/Rockavaria (Germany)

2015 Lunatic Fest (Japan)

2015 Rock Bandoh Festival (Taiwan)

2015 Japan Live (Mexico)

2016 Porno Ultra Express (Japan)

2017 The Great Rock'n'Roll Sekigahara 2017 (Japan)

2018 Lunatic Fest (Japan)

2019 Free-Will SLUM (Japan)

2022/2023 50th New Year Rock Festival (Japan)

2025 Sick New World (USA)

I guess this list kind of answers your other question... It certainly helps to give them exposure for a public who might be at the festival for other bands and who had never heard of Dir en grey before, but I don't think that Dir en grey is even a band that wants to become popular. Toshiya mentioned recently that they are quite comfortable staying away from the mainstream, that it doesn't fit them.

Still, it's very nice to know that DIr en grey is getting enough recognition around the world to receive invitations to festivals!

[mydaddywiki]

Brian Mulroney

Physique: Average Build Height: 5'11" (1.80 m)

Martin Brian Mulroney PC CC GOQ (March 20, 1939 – February 29, 2024, aged 84) was a Canadian lawyer, businessman, and politician who served as the 18th prime minister of Canada from 1984 to 1993. Mulroney's tenure as prime minister was marked by the introduction of major economic reforms, such as the Canada–United States Free Trade Agreement, the goods and services tax (GST) that was created to replace the manufacturers' sales tax, and the privatization of 23 of 61 Crown corporations including Air Canada and Petro-Canada. Although he places average or above average in rankings of Canadian prime ministers, his legacy remains controversial.

Mulroney, the Quebec-born, half-Irish “boy from Baie-Comeau” (a small-town in the French-speaking province), was a handsome, skilled politician with a gift for public speaking, was an ardent advocate of stronger U.S.-Canadian relations. And I would have love some "relations" with him.

The former Canadian prime minister who struck a free trade deal with the U.S. but whose legacy was marred his role in the resurgence of Quebec nationalism and accused of corruption in the Airbus affair, a scandal that came to light only several years after he left office. But unless that somehow resulted in him doing nude photo-shoots and porno’s on Older4Me (which it didn’t), I don’t really care about it. He’s a politician, so of course he’s got his hand in something shady. Mulroney died on February 29, 2024. His was survived by his wife and four children.

[sol-consort]

yknow the magazine fornax in mass effect- the one with the hanar on the cover

i was looking on the wiki and it said- it contained asari, quarians, drell, batarians, volus, and hanar (both female and male for all sepxies(except asari ofc))

and even though it said there was mostly asari in the magazine- the hanar was still the one on the cover- that was probably bc it was silly and funny and a sort of censorship…

but on in real life- usually the one on the cover page is considered like the most attractive model or whatever- the main piece that attracts people into buying a magazine is the person on the cover

so it made me think- is this hanar on the cover- a famous porn star or something? or are hanar considered a sexually attractive species? also grunt apparently owns a special edition of fornax thats only krogans which… no way they’re female krogan, right? there’s no way while in hiding they were taking pics and publishing mags… so was he looking at male krogans??

Somewhere in a different universe, there exists the perfect job for me. A Fornax editor, living the dream, dedicating a column or two for my writings and human kink stories.

I have a third theory on why the hanar is on the cover, it's to take advantage of a legal loophole that bypasses censorship. Maybe hard cover porno magazines are only allowed to be sold in non-adult stores if their cover isn't revealing. And since the hanar never wear clothes and are naked all the time, this magazine cover bypasses censorship.

But also. Wow. I've never seen a more seductive hanar in my life. I'm being so fr right now, I'm looking at this blue jellyfish and blushing. The—

Okay, I know I should be interested in the smut aspects of it, but honestly, I'm much more interested in the cultural implications of it. Not only did human publications break into the galactic space market but streamlined into Omega? The den of free markets and lawlessness? wow, we made it guys!

And the fact it's made by humans, so you'd expect the target audience to be humans too, right? But apparently not.

Grunt purchasing a Fornax magazine could imply two things

The target audience ended up including many more species than just humans, if anything, maybe there is a hanar on the cover because humans make up the minority of its readers—only the true monster/alien fuckers stay, and those are down with the hanar nudes—while the rest of the species make up the majority. Notable readers may be elcor and krogans judging by the exclusive special edition prints. While your average normie human buys an asari magazine or something else that only features the "safe-ish" species, asari, human, the occasional quarian if they're feeling spicy.

Actually, the majority of readers are human, but Grunt is estranged from krogan culture and doesn't know where to acquire the krogan-marketed magazines. Him buying a human produced one shows how he unconsciously assimilates to human culture in virtue of being trained under Shepard and looking up to them. Fresh out of the tank, he lived in a ship with a predominantly human crew, no wonder human culture got to him first before he could learn more about his krogan roots.

Those two points can co-exist to an extent if you water them down enough to blend together. The magazine can still have a majority alien audience whilst showcasing the imprint of human culture on Grunt. To achieve that, Fornax needs to be a niche amidst the alien magazine market, but a known niche nonetheless, whilst most humans wouldn't glance twice at it.

Circling back to the hanar, there seems to be a pattern (not really only two so far) of hanar who make it big into the entertainment industry, adult or other (ex: Blasto, this blue hanar) at the steep price of total misrepresentation of the hanar. Like how Blasto carries guns akin to how bipedals do it, when hanar do not behave this way, how a lot of hanar take issue with his purposefully misleading portrayal of their people just to appeal more to the bipedal terrestrial audience (humans, asari, turians, etc)

And with how isolated the hanar are, the allure of mystery just makes people wanna know more. Blasto and other hanar actors seem to play it up a notch... or ten.

Also, since when are hanar blue? Is anyone gonna ask that or?

either blue hanar are a thing and my alternative univere self already lost their job at Fornax publications after getting cancelled for an ignorant comment, or blue hanar are NOT a thing, but it's like humans dressing up in elf ears etc.

Remember that videogame store on the Citadel in ME2? A salarian standing near it talking about this new nsfw game of a hanar and an asari. It's probably a gag from the devs about tentacle porn hentai, but it could also be a canon thing that the sexual innuendo of the hanar's many versatile tentacles, aren't lost on the rest of the galactic masses.

Leading to hanar porno magazines explicit videogames featureing them. Maybe hanar pornstars are a thing.

I wonder what the hanar get off to, do they have a preference for the drell? Maybe salarians because they're amphibian? Maybe the really sadistic ones fancy turians since their inability to swim and only sink in water, turns them on in some twisted way.

Has a hanar ever touched themselves to the thought of servicing a prothean?

As a last note

also grunt apparently owns a special edition of fornax thats only krogans which....no way they're female krogan, right? there's no way while in hiding they were taking pics and publishing mags... so was he looking at male krogans??

As much as I approve of the Grunt is queer headcanon (which might as well be canon until proven otherwise), I have something to show you anon. Neither of us needs to speculate on what the effects of a... let's say a global disease on an entire civilisation's sex industry would be.

Because you see, five years ago...

If a whole gaggle of female krogans managed to make it to Andromeda initiative during the genophage, I'm sure a couple could manage finding the time for a photoshoot or two, especially with the demanding market.

Nonetheless, Grunt has strong bi-curious vibes. He's the son of commander Shepard after all.

[stardustpinkart]

So, someone tried to assasinate Trump.

Pity they missed.

I KNOW its wicked to wish people harm but... Some people I dont think you would be sad to see drop dead. Trump, Putin, people who hurt young woman and children. The isarealis! The ones murdering, slaughtering children, bombing homes, raping prisoners, all while LAUGHING and smiling about like its a big game.

At the very least strip them of power so they cant hurt anyone anmore, which I though they were doing, his name dirt, losing money, being cut of tv appearences, losing buisiness... AND yet they allowed him to seriously try for a second candecy?

Im only sorry for the victims who were in the area. Supporters of him or not. I wish they hadent got killed.

Some of the plans Trump has for America include:

Ending gay marriage.

Ban-remove trans troops from the military.

Ban trans healthcare for kids

Outlaw Pornography

Imprison people who create pornogaphy(DEMONIZING sex workers)

Oh and btw the asshole and his platfrom "project 2025" defines transgender ideology as porno, so, YEAH, gunning to get any "dirty trannies" into prioson

National abortion ban

Abortion medication ban, restrict ivf acess, limit acess to conctraception in an effort to end recreational sex( SO your sex life is now the govs buisiness, and if you dont want a baby, there taking away you right to engage in safe sex)

End no fault divorce

Public health clinics must EMPHASISE the important of STRAIGHT marriage

Repeal any programs that support single mothers or LBGT parents

As per the bible the only legally recognized families are those of a husbad wife and BIOLIGICAL children(so I guess adopted dont count)

Limit social media interaction for children via parental and govermental controlls. They claim its cuz its for there own good, but its so they can controll what they see. They dont want confused kids looking up infromation about feeling trans, maybe gay, non binary, whatever, or even Gaza and progessive issues via the net. ITS CENSORSHIP and there thinking "Our kids wont be dirty lil homos and freaks if they cant SEE these sites"

End free school lunches

Infuse public education with christanity

Band education on race gender and slavery

AND thats just some of it.

....TRUMP is a bigoted, STUPID, racist, intolerant, SACK of shit. Hes like one of those old time polictions in the old days where segagration still existed and a woman was still property of her husband. And seems to want America just to be that way again. HOW much misery did he cause the last time he was president?

I dont care who defends him, he is a terrible human being with terrible, EVIL policies. And I wont be convinced otherwise, EVER.

There are some people SO awful, the world truly doesent need them

Voters, please, do your best! I live in England, but I would, I would WEEP, if these policies came into effect in the USA. I thought MOST of the world would.

[velvetvexations]

Kink anons. CW for extreme kinks including CNC, genderplay, and sexualized oppression dynamics.

all the kink asks finally gave me the courage to send my own, even though it’s prob very basic by comparison but! even tho im ace and barely have a libido i do sometimes fantasise abt being a total ice cold stone dom. like it’s entirely one sided they don’t touch me i simply indulge their little fantasies. doesn’t even have to involve ‘real sex’ ill gladly degrade them or hit them or cut them open without either of us getting naked. i dont even get off to the specific acts i envision myself doing it’s abt the power fantasy of being totally unaffected whilst i have someone at my mercy that does it for me. in a way it’s also a fantasy where my lack of attraction is what makes me desirable bc it’s part of the dominance i get to exert. i hadn’t previously considered indulging someone’s forcegender/detrans fantasies like this but it has certainly been on my mind thanks to the other anons, much to consider

It can be very empowering! I get what you mean for sure.

uhh kink confessions?? i'm ace and sex repulsed and dont have a libido but i love it when buff/toned guys have shaved pits and you can see all the muscles forming it and i really wanna touch it;;;

I hope you get to touch it soon. <3

Sharing kinks time? As someone who's ace spec and has a complicated relationship with my self and body that makes me far more interested in other people's pleasure in partnered sex (if I want to actually orgasm, I'll jack off. Partnered sex has never done it for me that way) but is also quite into sex, I'm really into objectification(specifically in a positive way. Like someone's favorite well cared for sex doll) and free use and/or public sex. It's like the idea of being attractive to someone and they can use me to get horny and then sate those desires is really hot to me? Someone who just desperately wants to use me to get off and mostly just cares about their own pleasure, no matter when or where. So many people are so involved in their partners pleasure that I feel guilty for being like sorry this doesn't do much for me physically but I like the idea of you (gen) finding me hot

Also pet play, age play, etc. Anything not responsible adult human that gets cared for. Not quite iding as a therian(yet. Never know) but I believe in their beliefs etc etc

Therians have great sex shit going on, I recommend it. For years I met friends almost exclusively through either kin or kink.

Kink confessions. Mine is creep kink adjacent, I guess, but basically with all the women in my life, I pornify them in my own head. Pull up their profile pics while watching hardcore porn, photoshop their faces onto nude models, etc. I watch that while gooning until I can’t interact when them without seeing the porno version of them in my head and having to hide my semi, and then I move onto the next woman. Slowly destroying my ability to interact with women at all without being a panting, erect perv. It’s objectively pretty gross but it feels so good.

Pretty hot, anon!

I am - IRL, unironically, not fantasy - a death feedee. I cannot talk to ANYONE about this but it feels so, so good. The humiliation and destruction is everything to me.

Please do something likely to kill you or anyone else, anon!

i want to be dommed by you, and not even for sexual reasons. i just want you to boss me around

Everyone does tbh.

Huge HUGE kink for branding and humiliating tattoos. I already have a “cum dump” tramp stamp but I want more obvious ones lol

Same, I lovvvvve humiliating tattoos.

Have kink confession hours ended? I love being forced to puke. Whether it’s from cock/dildo/fingers being shoved down my throat or being punched in the stomach or being forced to eat gross stuff. Throwing up and then being told how disgusting I am, having my face rubbed in it etc - so good! Weirdly I’m not into piss, even though vomit is objectively grosser lol

I'm not into vomit, but I'll sure make you eat gross stuff!

I hang out in the transhet tag a lot. Not just because I'm transhet, but I need to see all that horny and lovey dovey ST4T action. I need to take a break from discourse and just see trans women and men loving each other. Or being thirsty for each other.

Valid.

"I'm just a narcissist who gets her fix from engagement with her Tumblr followers"

lol i'm not gonna lie MY kink is sending you fawning anons, my bpd means fueling your npd feels so fucking good, love being a weird mentally ill creep rubbing myself to a strangers posts actually

Hella valid.

I am shaking hands with your nazi kink anon so hard. I’m a trans guy with a HUGE fascism kink - nazis, MAGA, etc. I wanna be forced to conform to an ideology that loathes my very existence and subjected to all sorts of state-sponsored mistreatment. And yeah people always react with “but trump bad tho??” like YEAH I KNOW I AM TRANS. IRL IS DIFFERENT TO KINK.

None of my sexualized oppression goes like, "oh I want a big strong Republican to fuck me, the homo," but I support you.

(no pressure u said theyre low priority for u and thats fine) but ever since you started doing kink anon confessions and ive realised just how many mean sadists follow you ive been getting off thinking about getting thrown in a group with them all and being subject to majority rule lol. and then i think about what u said about being selfish and im like hmm what if they took pity on me and decided to start voting to do stuff to me i might actually enjoy and then you vetoed them and were just insanely cruel.

lmao that sounds like what would happen

When I’m lacking in jackoff material I go find one of those vids of porn stars talking about how ~empowering and feminist~ porn is intercut with them doing the most degrading fucked up shit and looking miserable. Gets me off every time. I might be a bad person lol

I fucking love that.

"There’s a lot of things to say about forcemasc but what you have to remember is that masculinity is accepted as default on a societal level. There’s nothing transgressive or revolutionary about it." is objectively so fucking funny. wait, wait, let me do a flipped version:

"There’s a lot of things to say about forcemasc forcefem but what you have to remember is that masculinity the violent, often sexualized, and meant to cause embarrassment to the person it's inflicted upon, enforcement of femininity is accepted as default on a societal level. There’s nothing transgressive or revolutionary about it."

there. does it sound any less stupid. no. like i'm happy op has few enough irl problems to be complaining about forcemasc "not being revolutionary enough" and can't wait to see this treatment done to other kinks also. i want that Kink Revolutionarity Tier List.

lmao I'd love to see that too

[countlessrealities]

@spiderdemon888 sent: send ‘👄 + character name’ and my muse will talk about that character [ Vox about Angel]

Vox takes a long sip from his coffee as he stares at the question on the screen of his phone. Setting up that forum has been his idea. It's a bit time consuming and some of the messages were frankly annoying, but it's an easy way for him to gauge what the big public's main interests and opinions are, and also what they think and are curious about when it came to the Vees.

Velvette and Valentino are technically supposed to contribute by answering the inquiries addressed to them, but in truth the Media Demon writes their replies more often than not. It's easier and quicker than having to argue with them over what they absolutely cannot say.

He's the PR guy and the official face of their trio for a reason.

"What do I think of Angel Dust?" Vox reads out loud, a hum following his words. "He's a...dedicated employee, from what I'm told. We don't really interact much, not directly. He's one of Val's."

Truth to be told, most of what he knows about the spider as a person comes from his friend's bitching and temper tantrums. For that reason, it's all information he takes with a grain of salt, because Valentino is anything but objective, even when he isn't acting like a brat.

"I know that he makes us a lot of profit and that he's very popular, so I assume that he must have a real talent for his job. Good for him...and for us."

Pornos aren't exactly the sort of movies he enjoys. He has bothered to watch some of Val's films because the other has insisted, but that's all. He can't be bothered to remember if he has seen one that stars Angel.

"I'll admit that I'm curious about his choice to join the Princess's...experiment. Maybe I'll ask him about that, sooner or later."

Does he really care? Not exactly, but he is keeping an eye on that particular project, for several reasons, so if he finds himself with some free time on his hands...why not?

[nightguide]

WINNER ENERGY OF YOU: meet Linna Riaz

YOU'LL CATCH ME BY THE FIRST DANCE I HAVE WITH WHAT I ALREADY WON, SO THIS IS THE ATTITUDE I HAVE WITHIN MY WORKS THAT EVEN MY SISTER NOW BELIEVED IN ME (LEA MICHELE) AND THIS IS WHY I PLANNED IN SMUG TO ATTAIN WHAT I CALL 'LANCELOT'S SEX' AND THIS IS LIKE YOUR HAYA IN WHY YOU'RE MEANT TO BE UNTOUCHABLE

YOU HATE BEING CRAZY INTUITIVE BUT SEX DOES NOT SELL BUT AS AN ARTIST OF ANY FIELD, YOU HATE TO OCCUPY SEX LIKE THE THOUGHT OF BEING ONE IN TOUCH WITH GREED. AND THAT IS WHAT IS GOING TO CARRY YOU INTO STARDOM IF YOU APPROPRIATELY JUSTIFY YOUR REASONS TO LIVE AGAINST SOCIAL BIAS (YOUR PERSONAL VALUES MUST BECOME THE LEGACY OF YOUR PARENTS) BUT THATS THE CAUSE OF YOUR REASON OF EXPRESSION (YOUR IDEAS INFATUATE THE HANDS IN AKASHIC ARTISTRY: ANYONE CAN READ YOUR DREAMS AND LIVE IT BUT THATS WHY IT ENDS IN DOING, SO ITS A LOVE LETTER TO MUSLIMS KNOWING THE SPONTANEITY OF DREAMS)

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ARTPOP AGENDA

THIS IS HOW YOU DONT BELIEVE IN ANY PSYCHOLOGY/SPEUDO DOINGS THAT WILL AFFECT YOUR SOCIAL CLIMATE (FANBASE IS YOU)

PERSONAL SCOREBOARD OF EMOTIONAL WORTH IN HYPERINTUITIVE VIGILANCE TOWARDS UNITED NATIONS PSYCHE

LIKE THIS IS FOR ALL GENDERS KNOWN (COUNT YOUR AGES)

FROM WORLD LEADER (INFLUENCER) -LOW- TO FORGOTTEN (BAD REPUTATION) -HIGH-

10: UNDERAGE (KINKY TO THE EYE OF THE ARTIST AS THEIR MUSE)

20: SABOTAGED (ALTERNATE SELF IN APPEARANCE TO YOUR OWN INSPIRATION: LOST IN THE EYE OF THE VIEWER AS YOUR OWN FANBASE (YOU BEING YOUR FANBASE)

30: SEXUALLY CHARGED (AN-NUR: STOLEN FROM THE EYE OF THE WANDERER(TAKEN TO APPEAL OF THE MAN ON THE RIGHT WHO IS YOU)

40: NO MERCY (PERSUASION: PRIMAL INANE WONDER WOMAN (OCEAN MOTHER)

50: ICON (SEX SYMBOL)

60: SIGNATURE APPEAL (MODESTY IS YOU BEING A TREND BUT YOUR MANNERS ARE NOW ELSEWHERE LIKE A DEAD WOMAN WANDERING)

70: ANGELINA JOLIE (ACTRESS IS YOU)

ELEMENTARY VISUAL ALTERATIONS (HEARTBREAK HYPOCRISY)

10: EMOTIONAL PIETY IS LIKE A BABY (SABRINA CARPENTER)

20: DEMON BUT YOU'RE LITERALLY YOURSELF (SELENA GOMEZ)

30: SACRIFICIAL LAMB (LADY GAGA)

40: DUMB AF (TREY&PARKER)

50: GOLDEN NUGGET (NEWCOMER)

60: LIONESS (LUPITA NYONGO)

70: STAR BREAKER (NEPO)

DESEMBODIMENT (UNBROKEN IS NOW AVAILABLE TO DOWNLOAD)

10: STARLIGHT (COLDPLAY)

20: CONDITIONS APPLY (SELENA GOMEZ IS FRIENDS WITH A NEW STAR ENERGY)

30: HOLY FVCK (80'S STARDOM BY LORDE (SINGER)

40: SATANISM (PATRICK DEMPSEY)

50: DUMBO LIKE YOU (EVA GREEN)

60: SORRY NOT SORRY (DEMI LOVATO)

70: YOU MET NIGHTGUIDE AND SHE HATED YOU TO LOVE HER (SIERRA CARSON FIRST TIME ENERGY)

IMPAIRED CONTROL AND COGNITION (BREAK FREE)

10: SLOW DOWN MUSIC VIDEO (MATT SMITH HATES LIFE ENERGY)

20: ONLY YOU HATE ME FOR FORGIVING YOU (BROADWAY AFFAIR ON DISPLAY)

30: I HATE BEING YOU BUT YOU'RE SO GOOD THAT *PUBLIC SEXUAL DISPLAY ENERGY* (LINNA RIAZ)

40: PURELY, IDGAS (MILEY CYRUS)

50: STOOPI (DOJA CAT)

60: SHAITAAN (MIA KHALIFA)

70: SHEYTAAN (RELIGIOUSLY DEVOTED TO CONTROVERSY ENERGY)

ANXIETY (SEXUAL PIETY)

10: BABY, I WANNA KNOW (LEE PACE)

20: I CANT LIE (NIGHTGUIDE BLOG)

30: SHOWDOWN (PUSHING DAISIES TV SHOW)

40: AWAKENING TO ALIAS (MATRIX MOVIES IN TOTAL)

50: UNBROKEN (GOLDMAN & SACHS)

60: ANYWHERE (RITA ORA)

70: TIME GOES BY SO SLOWLY (CAMERAS ARE NOT THERE)

BLISSFUL STATE (LGBTQIA+)

10: MISS FUCK (ANSON SEABRA)

20: MYSSPRITTSTIQUE (YOUR YOUNGEST PUSHING DAISIES NARRATIVE THAT WENT WITH YOU ALL THE WAY)

30: DOJA CAT REMIXED (RHINESTONE VOGUE)

40: WHATEVER RUPAUL SAYS (PINK IS YOU)

50: SHARPAID UAE DIRHAMS (GOD I AM, *KISSES TROY BOLTON AT LASST*)

60: REGINA GEORGE (HATE ME TO LOVE YOU)

70: DRAG RACE (RACHEL BERRY PORNO)

EXPERIENCE OF UNITY (RYAN REYNOLDS)

10: KURT (GEIGER)

20: WHATEVER BLAKE LIVELY DOES, DISSAPROVE IT (FRIENDLY)

30: ACADEMIC WARDS MY ASS, WHERE IS MY PSYCHIATRIST (I AM TRAPPED FOR MY LOOKS, NOT MY GOOD HEART BUT DAMN THOSE TERMINATOR MOVIES GETTING IN MY ASS)

40: DEAD (POOL)

50: MASSIVE FAN OF 'THE OFFICE' (EVERY EXCUSE TO GLARE AT THE CAMERA LIKE HIS BEST FRIEND JIM)

60: ISTFGYEM (THAT LEVEL OF ICON IS ALREADY THERE OVER CENTURIES AGO)

70: X-MEN EXISTS AND I CARE (WAH WAH 20TH CENTURY FOX SMUG LORD DUPLEX CITY IN LEGOLAND LEVEL OF GODDESS BITCH ULTRA AMERICAN JESSE EISENBERG REMOVING THE LAST OF THE DUMBASS TWILIGHT GENERATION REPOS)

RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE (LORD HAS YOUR SMUG (MUPPETS)

10: ZEN IS GOD (ZEUS PISSED ON YOUR COFFEE BADASSNESS)

20: MY MOM IS NOT YOU (MILF)

30: I LEVELED YOUR DAD IN AN ARMS RACE (SHUT UP)

40: SYLVESTER STALLONE (NOT YOUR KIDS EITHER)

50: X-FACTOR SAD BASTARD STORY IS KEANU REEVES IRL (I HATED HIM SINCE BIRTH ENERGY)

60: KR IS JEALOUS OF YOUR AUTHENTICITY (POOR PEOPLE NOW GET SMUG GLORY OFF KEANU'S PISS ICONS)

70: NAZAR IS MY MOTHER (PHYSICALLY DISABLED)

INSIGHTFULNESS (GLEE)

10: SUE SYLVESTER LIKED YOUR THEORY (CRIMINAL MINDS PERP ONLY AT HOME)

20: FIGGINS DID YOU DIRTY (IS HARPER ST. JAMES IN REAL LIFE)

30: RACHEL BERRY IS HAPPY (CHANNING TATUM IN REAL LIFE)

40: THE PHYSICIAN IS GOING TO STEAL YOU AFTER THE SHOW (YOU'RE CLAIRE FOY IN REAL LIFE)

50: CORY MONTEITH ENERGY (JEFF BUCKLEY HATES YOU)

60: PUSHING DAISIES FAN FICTION (KYLIE MINOGUE IN DOCTOR WHO IS TAKING YOUR WORLD FOR GRANTED)

70: LINNA RIAZ IS FAMOUS (YOU LOVE HER TOO MUCH HENCE THE HYPE FROM INTUITIVE EMOTIONAL BASTARDISATION OF DEMI LOVATO BEFORE HER FAME IN REAL LIFE)

CHANGED MEANING OF PERCEPTS (DEMI LOVATO IS ACTUALLY A GOOD PERSON, BUT PROVE HER THAT YOU'RE NOT YOU ANYMORE (HER REASON TO STOP THINKING IN HER MUSIC THAT KILLS SANITY)

10: IM NOT YOU (LA LA LAND)

20: YOU'RE ME (HERE WE GO AGAIN)

30: IM RIGHT HERE (UNBROKEN - SONG IS YOU)

40: SINCERITY (NIGHTINGALE)

50: I AM (WILDFIRE)

60: STUPIDITY KILLED YOU NOW (YOU DON'T DO IT FOR ME ANYMORE)

70: I AM THE DEVIL (THE ART OF STARTING OVER)

VIVID IMAGERY (DAMN THE DEVIL IS ANNA WINTOUR IN REAL LIFE)

10: BAKED GOOD (FASHION DESIGNER LINEAGE, HOW?)

20: YOUR EX-COMMUNICADO INTUITION ALLIANCE (HOW DID YOU MEET NATALIE?)

30: REVENGE POINT (YOU MET A GIRL BEFORE FAME?)

40: ARE YOU OKAY? (SHE IS HEARTBROKEN TO THE POINT OF DEATH MEETING HER HEART BY ME IRRITATING HER WILL TO LIVE, SO I AM DEAD TO HER BY NOW)

50: SHE HATES ME IN REAL LIFE (SHE SPEAKS IN DJINN)

60: I AM HER (I KNEW WHAT I DID WRONG)

70: HER NAME IS (BRIDGIT MENDLER)

AUDIO-VISUAL SYNASTHAESIA (Fi DOM'S ARE NOW SCARY TO BELIEVE IN)

10: GHOST MOVIE TELLS YOU EVERYTHING (WHOOPI GOLDBERG IS ME NOW)

20: SHE GOT MY TONGUE (I KNEW IT)

30: HER SOCIALS ARE ME (IM DEAD NOW)

40: I POSSESSED HER, SHE IS ME (I HATE HER. I HATE ME *STRESSES OUT TO THE POINT OF CONFUSION UNIQUE TO HER EXCELLENCE IN KNOWLEDGE VIA MARITAL SEPARATION)

50: *SCREAMS IN BLOOD-BORNE TERROR IN HER GUT EXPOSED AND NOW SHE IS WALKING WITH IT TO HER WORLD BECOME TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE* (I HATED YOU, LOVATO)

60: *KILLS YOU IN REAL LIFE* (TELL ME THE TIME)

70: KNOWN TRAUMA BUT NO HEART (MARRIED NOW)

SO ADD THAT UP TO APPROXIMATELY 770 (WEEKLY)

YOUR ARTWORK HAS TO ADD TO 770 WHICH IS HOW YOU'LL BE MARKED BY SOCIAL RATING (YOU DON'T DO IT BUT YOUR CLAIRVOYANT SKILLS DO THAT FOR YOU)

THAT IS HOW I KNOW WITH THAT OUTFIT I WEAR THAT (INSHAA ALLAH) TO ACADEMY AWARDS IN THE FUTURE (I DONT KNOW THE DATE YET BUT THIS IS HOW GENUINE MANIFESTATION TECHNIQUES WORK BY SOCIAL SINCERITY VIA ARTWORK BEING YOU

SO HERES WHAT I WON

ALBUM: IF HE LOVED ME (DEBUT)

ACADEMY BEST ORIGINAL SONG SCORE

ACADEMY BEST VISUAL EFFECTS

ACADEMY BEST ORIGINAL SONG

2. MARITAL SEPARATION ENERGY

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ADULT NEUROGENESIS: STAND THEM UP (YOU KNEW WHO THEY ARE)

COGNITIVE PERFORMANCE: DO WHAT YOU WANT (AS LONG AS YOU KNOW YOUR HEART)

ANXIETY-LIKE BEHAVIOUR: SWEAR WITH YOUR HEART THAT ALLAH DOES NOT KNOW YOU FOR ANYTHING, JUST TEACH THE BASTARD HOW TO BE AND KEANU REEVES FINALLY WINS AN ACADEMY AWARD AT LAST

3. THERAPIST IS YOU, NOW DUMP THE CLIENT. GOD LEVEL

SCHIZOPHRENIA MADONNA'S WHORE COMPLEX: THIS TIME, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE WORLD BUT YOU DO. I DO CARE BUT THIS IS YOUR DOING, NOT MINE. I CARE TO LIVE UNDER YOUR EXPECTATIONS BUT, YOU'RE TOO SLOW FOR ME TO MOVE ON WHICH IS WHY I MADE EVERYTHING IN MY HEAD TO REAL LIFE, LIKE THATS MY PHILOSOPHY

SCHIZOPHRENIA HOLLYWOOD: I DONT LIKE YOU, WHICH IS WHY I DREAMED OF MOVING AWAY FROM MY HOME AT LAST (GETTING MARRIED IS HOW I GET PAID FOR EXISTING)

SCHIZOPHRENIA H8: PLEASE, FUCK ME

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Yeah, even at their best the public is exhausting. And honestly how often are they at their best? :/ You're in the service industry too, right? I don't know much about art but I figure if you keep looking at the world, trying things, and having fun with it that's what it's about.

You could tell I was hoping you'd ask what movies, right?

Sunday

Dracula (The Dirty Old Man) (1969, William Edwards) Pretty repugnant, but it was amusing how they saw their movie was shit and then MST3Ked themselves recording the voiceover narration.

Devil Story (1986, Bernard Launois) I was deliberately trying to pick "fever dream" stuff and this qualified. Devil horses are hard to shoot.

Monday

Calamity of Snakes (1982, Chi Chang) Kind of a dud. I watched the "cruelty free" version, which doesn't show snakes being killed on camera but supposes that they don't mind being sprayed with fire extinguishers. Captures Taiwan (?) at a truly unfortunate moment for fashion. Morbid curiosity was not rewarded.

Viy (1967, Konstantin Ershov & Georgiy Kropachyov) Banger! Magic and witches and state-of-the-art Soviet special effects courtesy of Aleksandr Ptushko.

A Virgin Among the Living Dead (1973, Jesus Franco) Rewatch, but I previously had only seen the Wizard VHS version with the alternate clothed takes and the added terrible slow motion zombie scenes. Much better in this version.

Conquest (1983, Lucio Fulci) Vivid in its gruesome derivative patchwork brutality, in spite of looking like it was shot through cheesecloth.

Tuesday

Kuroneko (1968, Kaneto Shindō) Awesome. Spooky and atmospheric and features a kitty.

The Empire Strikes Back Uncut (2012, Casey Pugh) Warm and cuddly fun starring multiple dogs as Chewbacca.

Wednesday

Blonde Ambition (1980, John and Lem Amero) Easily the most charming and effervescent porno I've ever seen. Also deserving of praise that isn't so faint as to be backhanded!

The Cassandra Cat (1963, Vojtěch Jasný) Pretty terrific and beautiful fable. The cat had little wee glasses!

Lord of Illusions (1995, Clive Barker) Enjoyed the LA scenery and stage magic milieu. Unexpectedly terrifying turn from George's boss Mr. Kruger from Seinfeld. (Daniel von Bargen RIP)

Torture Dungeon (1969, Andy Milligan) What can one say about an Andy Milligan movie?

Thursday

The Boogey Man (1980, Ulli Lommel) I was unprepared for how great this was. A slasher ghost story about how childhood trauma follows you through life. John Carradine, couples therapist. I wept. Watch this one, Anna!

Shogun Assassin (1980, Kenji Misumi and Robert Houston) Finally got to hear all the skits from Liquid Swordz in their proper context!

Friday

Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988, RJ Kizer & Donald G. Jackson) Total male fantasy about how hot it would be if Sandahl Bergman wore glasses and had a bomb she could use to blow up your cock whenever she so chose.

The Night of the Hunter (1955, Charles Laughton) Rewatch. Classic. Needs no introduction. It is so good!

The Night of the Hunted (1980, Jean Rollin) Eerily quiet time capsule of a particular era of Parisian architecture. Also weirdly prefigures Memento, but with more nudity.

Perversion Story (1969, Lucio Fulci) Total male fantasy about how hot it would be if Marisa Mell did anything, in this case send you to the gas chamber by framing you for her murder. Really amazing time capsule footage of San Francisco, too. And there's a photographer character, those are always fun.

Oh and I watched a bunch of old Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies in there, too.

Yay The Fly! I've never seen The Hunt. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you watched the one Mads Mikkelsen is in. :D Am I right?

Hope you're feeling better soon! Enjoy that time away from work.

Oh wowowow you managed to get through a lot! I have a hard time multitasking, which makes it hard to watch movies and paint :,c wish it wasn't either or, but god scrambled me that way so whatyyagonnado. DUDE I watched Night of the Hunter for the first time like two months ago and am pretty pissed off that I haven't watched it sooner! I wish the song about the pretty fly and the spider was on spotify 🕸️Also!! Thank you! You totally gave me some bangers I need to put on my list! (Probably gonna try and get to Viy, A Virgin Among the Living Dead, and The Boogey Man first!).

Also,,,, I think i'd bang him </3 religious psychosis and murderous nature be damned mans got a way with werds.

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©00SGOTH. IAN VALONE, HEADCANONS. ( USFW EDITION. )

WARNING: under the cut will contain explicit content. please proceed with your own discretion and caution. ( last updated: 07/14/2024 )

kinks and content warnings: pornography, breeding kink / creampies, mild voyeurism / exhibitionism, mild free use, mild bdsm, semi-public, semi-rough, filming, spanking, hair pulling, overstimulation, oral, deep throating, squirting, breathplay, sex while intoxicated, mild marking, degradation, praise, dirty talking.

ian is a dominant leaning switch. more so because it's what he's used to, he isn't often given the opportunity to sub. but when he does, he thoroughly enjoys it! if it needed to be put to numbers, i'd say he's 60% dominant and 40% submissive, give or take. but he will always assume the role of dominant in all sexual relationships, unless his partner shows or tells him otherwise.

to piggyback off that, depending on his partner, he sometimes likes a little bit of power play. if they want him to sub, he might make them fight for it a little bit.

i wouldn't go as far as to say he had a porn addiction, but with all the time he spends on the internet... it might teeter on the line just a little bit. he doesn't need it, he's just horribly bored. what else are dudes with unlimited internet and porno section access in the 2000s supposed to do besides code their myspace profile and jerk off?

but that also goes hand in hand with his love for filming. he very much enjoys immortalizing moments between him and his partners. his digital camera and camcorder have caught everything between boring mundane shit throughout the day, to him shoving his fingers into his partners mouth with lots of zooms on their tongue and spit, to all different angles of him fucking them. but everything up close, personal and handheld is his favorite.

he lingers a little too long in the adults only section of the video store every time he has to put away returns, and makes a bad habit out of scoping out the newest releases when he unboxes them before they hit the shelves. sometimes he considers renting the more interesting ones out for himself, to be the first to test run them. but i regret to inform you that there have been a few instances of them never getting the chance to leave the store after he's locked the doors. he's definitely tucked himself away into a backroom where he should be rewinding tapes. and he still will! after he's done.

sorry, but it's literally a surprise to no one that he fucks in the store after he's closed up. the backroom? the porno section? behind the front counter? doesn't matter. the cameras in that place don't work half the time anyway.

reminder that he has his tongue pierced! it was partially done for aesthetic purposes, but it'd be a lie to say it wasn't also done with sex in mind. he's already a big fan of giving oral, he's a proud munch, and the piercing provides an extra pressure and sensation for his partners. currently, he's still on the fence about getting a prince albert.

he has such pretty eyes and it'd be a shame to not stare at them while he's going down on you. they get all heavy and roll back a little when he really gets into it, but he's still trying to look at them.

if his partner has long enough hair, he can't help but gather it all up into a ponytail while they're going down on him. it's actually kind of sweet and he hardly realizes he's doing it at first. he's just doing it for the intimacy, to touch them. but it can also come in handy if they let him use their mouth like a fleshlight.

he's very vocal, and unashamedly so. whether he's moaning, whining, whimpering. whether he's praising, degrading, begging. they're going to hear him. and he prefers responsive partners in this aspect as well. he doesn't expect them to match his talking, or to be screaming until the neighbors call the cops. but it's a huge turn off to have someone who doesn't sound like they're enjoying themselves.

he's a biter, he's a scratcher, he's marking up his partners and kissing and licking the spot immediately after to soothe it. and he likes to be marked as well. his skin is so pale and sensitive that it's actually incredibly easy to do so.