#fredbears-gayest-employee

[william-askton-1932]

Mr. Afton we need to get your son some better suitors

Jeremy just managed to faceplant three times in a row.

-@fredbears-gayest-employee

I'll be honest- I don't even care anymore that my son's homosexual. He just needs to stop being a bloody loser.

[ask-the-mci]

Charlotte..? Is.. is that you? My sweet daughter..?

-@fredbears-gayest-employee

[Charlie] ...huh?

[Charlie] Who are you...?

[w-j-afton]

you like my company, right?

-🥀

[He lets out a long exhale.]

[askafton85]

I will fire you. Don’t make me fire my gayest employee.

Hmmm...

@askafton85

[princesslizzyfnafton]

Eliza, you weren’t meant to hear us..

I’m sorry. I’m just frustrated right now..

-@fredbears-gayest-employee

Iunderstand...

[askemily85]

Not going to be able to come to work today, Liam is being a sad little man.

-🥀

Yeah. I noticed. Have fun dealing with him.

[william-askton-1932]

Have you considered . Ice cream.

-@fredbears-gayest-employee

You think you're hillarious, don't you?? No. I'm lactose intolerant. You know this. It's common knowledge, Kit.

[princesslizzyfnafton]

What will you do at the party?

Hi there! Um... What have you heard about my- I mean- the Afton siblings? William Afton's children, that is.

My favorite kiddos to see :)

Since they’re Mr. Afton’s kids, they wander around the diner a lot. They’re pretty quiet, they don’t really talk much about themselves. I’ve given them cheat codes for the games before :3

[w-j-afton]

There’s nothing wrong with celebrating early.

-🥀

Why are you here again?

[princesslizzyfnafton]

Would you like to have dinner with us..?

-@fredbears-gayest-employee

Do you want me there? If I remember correctly, the last time we spoke I screamed at you... I'd imagine you wouldn't even tolerate my presence long enough for me to apologize...

[w-j-afton]

[Kit faceplants into the linoleum, a strange device in his hands.]

oof.. this isn’t home.. shit..

-@fredbears-gayest-employee

Woah! Are you okay?!

[askafton85]

…

don’t.

[princesslizzyfnafton]

[Kit quickly gets her into warm, dry clothes before wrapping her up in blankets again. He just holds her, rocking back and forth a bit.]

My baby.. my baby..

*she snuggles into him a bit, the color slowly creeping back into her face*

@fredbears-gayest-employee

[fordofthefalls]

Oh! An anomalous human! Are you the one my boyfriend spoke with? Humanoid plush rabbit, purple eyes, mind control?

-@fredbears-gayest-employee

Your boyfriend? Are you the husband he was speaking of? The one who happens to be a god?

And... anomalous? Ha ha, I suppose I will take that as a compliment! I do have one or two anomalous properties, I suppose!

[askafton85]

NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.

i‘ll never see that girl again he did it as a gag.

i’ll pine away forever for william in drag.

[w-j-afton]

Biting you

-🥀

Ow. Why.