#fred the horse

[radicallymaxton]

Fred the Horse (he likes to steal)

[flightrisssk05]

[nymori]

It's appropriate to post Over the Garden Wall content all year 'round, right?

[Pattern]

[inbarfink]

[mattsirach]

Over The Garden Wall Inktober, days 15 and 16: the Highwayman and Fred the horse. If something looks weird, horses are friggin' hard to draw, ok? Give me a break.

[ghoste-parade]

The beast is upon us

[loganslowdown4]

You mean Janus’ equivalent wasn’t the woodcutter, it was Fred the Horse the whole time?? 😂😂😂

This is actually such a good graphic novel that I am going to buy it for myself, all the stories are what fills in between the episodes. Getting you into the fall spirit haha!

[arcaneknight23]

I think I finally figured out how to do lighting correctly.

So that's good.

[cardinal-crossing]

So about Fred being Wrydeer- I actually had something else in mind lol. Enjoy.

@moothebloo

Some more of my Over the Garden Wall AU! I have Melli as Beatrice, Irida as Marguritte, and Adaman as Endicott.

[clearbun]

now what if I tell you this was about who would be fred the horse in an over the garden wall au

[lyrelyrebird]

New Bern Firemen's Museum

[hexcellenteah]

[eruanna1875]

Okay, this started out funny, like the "who would I trust with my hypothetical baby" posts, but then that last paragraph closed it out with some genuinely powerful words, and WOW.

Who you should fight in Over The Garden Wall:

Wirt: who wins: probably you.

He’s a skinny 14-yo nerd who has trouble not tripping over his own feet, but dumb luck is on his side, so he might take you by surprise. Not really worth the effort, though, if we’re going to be honest. Just threaten to tell his crush that he likes her and he’ll likely jump off of a wall or something to save you the trouble.

Greg: who wins: nobody.

Don’t fight Greg. Why would anyone fight Greg? He’s a precious baby made from sunshine and cotton candy, snips and snails and puppy dog tails all the way though. He’s around five or six, so there’d be no contest physically, but you’d be the one forced to live with yourself afterwards. You monster.

Beatrice: who wins: Beatrice.

Don’t pick a fight with Beatrice. She straight up kills a witch in the show. She will take you out. 

Frog: who wins: ???

On the one hand he’s not exactly a vicious animal. On the other hand, we genuinely have no idea what he’s capable of. We don’t know what’s going on behind those eyes. Don’t trust him. Only fight if you must.

Woodsman: who wins: Woodsman.

He’s not the most confrontational type, but he’s got an ax and nothing to lose. Walk away.

Enoch: who wins: Not you.

Look, I’m not saying he’s a witch, but there’s obviously something going on with him. Plus he’s got an entire town to enforce his edicts. Fighting Enoch seems like a good way to get turned into a turkey, or perhaps to face life imprisonment with hard labor. Don’t disrespect.

Miss Langtree: who wins: the animals.

She takes the time and effort to teach animals how to read and write. You think they’re going to let you fight her? Ever been attacked by a protective opossum? Not good. Save yourself some pain and rabies shots, and don’t fight Miss Langtree.

Jimmy Brown: who wins: you.

The man couldn’t empty a boot full of water if the instructions were written on the sole. No contest. You’ll have to deal with your conscience, though. Do you really want to fight him?

Mr. Langtree: who wins: you, but at what cost?

You’ll feel pretty bad after you’ve taken an old guy out with a solid punch. Go and find yourself an actual jerk.

The Tavernkeeper: who wins: The Tavernkeeper.

She’s very handy with that broom of hers, and she’s not afraid to hit first. You’ll find yourself kicked out of the tavern before you know what’s happening. Just eat the food and enjoy the entertainment.

The Highway Man: who wins: no contest.

It’ll look pretty silly when you put your fist through solid air.

Fred the Horse: who wins: you.

Fred’ll surrender after the first punch. Which is good because he probably outweighs you by at least 700 pounds. Go ahead and fight him. You can brag that you beat a horse. Big hero.

Quincy Endicott: who wins: you.

He wouldn’t know what hit him. Literally. You can knock him out and take his stuff and he’ll have forgotten about it within the hour. Claim that you’re a relative, though, and he’ll just give you free reign. Save some effort and scam him instead.

Adelaide: who wins: you.

Please fight Adelaide.

Lorna: who wins: no one.

Either you’re picking on a young puritan girl or your bones are going to be carefully sorted. Don’t fight Lorna under any circumstances. Just don’t. Absolutely not. There is no possible way for it to end well for anyone.

Fisher Fish: who wins: Fisher Fish.

Your only advantage over a fish that size is that you can breathe air and he can’t. Fisher Fish can breathe air. He’ll probably fry you up with some butter, special spices, and a squeeze of lemon. 

The North Wind: who wins: probably the North Wind.

Sure, Greg beat him. But do you really have the unadulturated, pure cheer that it takes to defeat the old North Wind? Yeah, I didn’t think so. 

The Beast: who wins: you, conditionally.

Don’t play his games. He’ll only win if you let him get under your skin. Remember, he’s all bluster and deceit. Laugh in his face and he can’t do a thing about it. Call him out for what he is and kick him in the lantern. You’re going to fight the Beast: just be sure to win every time.

[filmjunky-99]

t h u n d e r h e a r t, 1992 🎬 dir. michael apted

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

The Lathe of Heaven | 1980

[enden-agolor]

i did some re-designs of my mcsm pony au recently 🫣