#freakyposting

[hoodbormong]

{ first writing thing on here! continued under the cut }

thinking about racecar driver!denki kaminari.

thinking about how, when asked to set up a camera in his car before a race, he enjoys it a little too much. knowing people are watching him, that you’re watching him, he flexes his arms and his fingers on the wheel as he turns, shifting his hips up and leaning back and letting out a breathy sigh that he knew would get you wet.

thinking about how whenever he passes someone, he pulls up the visor on his helmet to wink at the camera, his dirty blonde hair plastered against his forehead, despite the crew in his headset telling him to watch the road. when he’s in the lead, he looks up at the giant screen where his face is projected, and watches as a #1 appears next to his name. he grins, pearly whites shining in the sun, as he hears a loud cheer erupt from the crowd as he passes the finish line.

thinking about how he always keeps his jacket a little bit unzipped, just enough to see the dip in between his collarbones and the top of his defined chest. he’s lean, yes, but he’s got enough muscle for it to be outlined through the suit. when he ties the jacket around his hips and reveals a sweat-soaked black tank top, he knows exactly what he’s doing, and he teases the interviewer when her eyes can’t help but trail down his body.

thinking about how he goes up to you after the race is done, not caring about cameras and people following, pulling you into a deep kiss and even dipping you for theatrics. he lets his hand settle on your hip while he’s talking to a reporter, holding you knowing you’re content with being with him. how he traces little circles with his thumb along your skirt, and slips the tips of his index and middle fingers into your waistband.

ahhh im so crazy about him 🫣🫣🤭

inspired by @aquadenks ‘s post about lightning mqueen and how denki coded he is.. 😋

[krowblud]

Looooooord brother I got that daaaawwg in me

[medicthecooldoctor]

we’re getting freaky with this one 🗣️🔥

[coomstain]

If yo name Kafka Hibino or you look like this, hit my line 🤙🤙🤙

[rainyjayys]

what if instead of system of a down it was called system of a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 and instead of dancing in the desert and blowing up the sunshine we got 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[what-have-i-unleashed]

dust should be a masochistic dom, horror should be a sadistic service top, and killer should be flexible (depending on his stage and his mood, but i think he's mostly stone top/dom or "no penetration" kinda person)

[dukethomaslover]

It's 3:31am I NEED IT I NEED IR I NEED IT

Not about condor even I NEED IT

I NEED IT

[oscillating-fan-whore3]

Need 2 be fucked hard rn actually freaky moment

[hoodbormong]

just thinking about reader with a sun-based quirk (as in solar power) dragging denki to the beach during the hottest week of the year just to tan. of course, for them, it's not just tanning— it's charging up their body with energy, much like how denki charges himself with electricity— but to him, he's happy to sit under an umbrella next to you and tell you when you should flip over.

of course, when you first arrive and need to put on sunscreen, he doesn't even let you do it.

"lay down, baby," he tells you. "i've gotcha."

hearing him squeeze way too much liquid onto his hands and feeling the contrast between the cold liquid and his warm skin as his hands rub it into your back, over your shoulders, around your neck, and a little too low.

he uses it as an excuse to slip his fingers under the waistband of your bikini (despite the cut already being cheeky (his suggestion)), supposedly "just wanting to make sure his baby is protected".

but his favorite part is when you two get home and you're full of energy, completely recharged, and you just look so pretty with those defined lines on your chest and hips, your tanned skin contrasting his so perfectly as you ride him.

[krowblud]

Hold you down and tear you open live inside you but love id never hurt you

[reb-tard-ed]

HELLO!!!!!

Hi guys Eric snufstar this is MY account!!!!!!!! I'll probably talk about uhhhh fuckin uhhhh idk. FREAKY SHIT!!!! Since 90% of you are minors I'll tag nsfw (shouldn't be anything extreme) but I won't tag self harm and stuff like that.

Here's my carrd 👅💦

Dividers by @bangbangyerdead

Here are my TAGS I'll use for stuff I post YES they're all based off of And One songs. I love And One

#▄︻デ══━一⌖ ☆ 🧨 - Basically just a proxy tag so you know it's me

#ST31N3 S1ND ST31N3 - Random stuff

#S0 KL1NGT L13B3 - Freakyposting or posting about my ugly smelly wife

#B0DYP0P - S/h posting

#M31N ANFANG - Vent posting

#S3XK31T - Tcc posting

#SH1N1NG STAR - Posts/reblogs about/with mutuals

I also have various tags for my mutuals (this list will get longer once I figure out more)

#🦊 mutual - Andre/Carmine pist0le

#🐹 mutual - Ethan robo-boy

#🐱 mutual - Dylan pretty-vodka-machine

#👽 mutual - Kaleb/Zorp ufostarss

#🎸 mutual - CJ/Connor pearljamming

[artemishasthebluez]

i need to stop freakyposting on main im making a freaky account

[infernalembrace]

Every day I resist the urge to freakypost on here

[sarcasticdayz]

Sun tzu was so wise 😍🤭----- #dankmemesmeltsteelbeams #dankdank #dankydank #dankbarfüralles #freakycouples #freakythreads #freakyposts #frëaky #gainsongains #gainstime #boostgang #boostjuice #hotweddings24 #hotdindo #dailyfunny #dailyanime

[hoodbormong]

shyly asking pro hero denki kaminari to keep the hero costume on when we fuck and he laughs in my face then bends me over the counter

[krowblud]

Kiss me until my lips are bruised 🩸

Till there's blood pooled all around our shoes ❤️

Hold me tight within your arms

Till my ribs are shattered and deformed🐭🕊️

non bloody one under in case anyone wants it