#freaklancer’s asks

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i think you and your boyfriend are hot can i kiss you both on the mouth and run away like a coward

run away? why so shy anon?

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ok wait (more nsfw)

do shifters half shift in bed???

do stealths ever just like go invisible??? in the middle of sex???

have people died fucking an electro energetic cuz they got like tased too hard or something????

(nsfw, what did you expect)

so is it normal to cum so hard that your magic makes little sparkles in the air and there’s little popping sounds like very small balloons are being stomped on or am I just a fucking simp for my bf

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you are so funny please dont explode like kody's dick

guys who snuck dynamite in kody's pants

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Did you or did you not almost get banned from the ice skating rink for getting freaky in the bathroom?

you think so low of me…

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because i never seen a demon take a bath before and keep wondering if they're using magic to cover up their stinky smell yano

i'm sure it varies between demons, i can only say what i've seen my boyfriend do

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If you don't mind me asking a somewhat philosophical question, how do you view your magic? It's for the next club activity

oh wow deep question uhhhh

if we mean in the more philosophical sense i'd sayyy...

i've grown to appreciate it as a part of me! something to work with instead of suppress or work around. it is alive and responds to the world around me, and it stands in the gap between the words i dont have and the feelings i can't fully make sense of. it's not inherently good or bad it just is, and i have the autonomy to use it how i please

if you mean literally

i guess it's my connection to aria? or maybe i'm the facilitator. and i connect between the magic in that plain and the material stuff here on earth

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owo

:0 hello!!

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Have you ever just emotionally been through so much to the point where you don’t (or can’t) recognize any negative emotions? Or just not have a grasp on emotions in general?

yeah!! like emotional burnout i think

but also, anon are you oksy-

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genuine question, what the fuck is a normal way to sit down

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I just realized all your Imperium buddies probably don't know what your user/url is referencing

??? they dont have ATLA over there?

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How would you feel if I told you that when I graduate this spring, I’m moving right back to Dahlia to beat your ass?

Fun fact.

i feel like you should seek help, like are you really still thinking about me? you wanna move cities just to see me again?

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How much can you fit in your mouth?

uhhh gavin should have a pretty accurate measurement for you!

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who is THIS diva 💗

this diva is actually a ✨hot mess✨ with a ✨shitty sleep schedule✨

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Figured you’d appreciate this.

THIS IS SO COOL I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE A BAKER SAM??

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Hmm, so this is what you've been reduced to in the alternate universe, dear?

Interesting..

- @presidentmoore🎐

im sorry- dear?????

i think you have the wrong person sir-

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If time flies when you're a homosexual, what happens with bi and ace people?

ace people ascend time entirely

bi people can manipulate it >:3