#freaklancer’s asks

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i think you and your boyfriend are hot can i kiss you both on the mouth and run away like a coward

run away? why so shy anon?

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ok wait (more nsfw)

do shifters half shift in bed???

do stealths ever just like go invisible??? in the middle of sex???

have people died fucking an electro energetic cuz they got like tased too hard or something????

(nsfw, what did you expect)

so is it normal to cum so hard that your magic makes little sparkles in the air and there’s little popping sounds like very small balloons are being stomped on or am I just a fucking simp for my bf

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you are so funny please dont explode like kody's dick

guys who snuck dynamite in kody's pants

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Did you or did you not almost get banned from the ice skating rink for getting freaky in the bathroom?

you think so low of me…

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If you don't mind me asking a somewhat philosophical question, how do you view your magic? It's for the next club activity

oh wow deep question uhhhh

if we mean in the more philosophical sense i'd sayyy...

i've grown to appreciate it as a part of me! something to work with instead of suppress or work around. it is alive and responds to the world around me, and it stands in the gap between the words i dont have and the feelings i can't fully make sense of. it's not inherently good or bad it just is, and i have the autonomy to use it how i please

if you mean literally

i guess it's my connection to aria? or maybe i'm the facilitator. and i connect between the magic in that plain and the material stuff here on earth

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genuine question, what the fuck is a normal way to sit down

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who is THIS diva 💗

this diva is actually a ✨hot mess✨ with a ✨shitty sleep schedule✨

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Figured you’d appreciate this.

THIS IS SO COOL I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE A BAKER SAM??

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So, I need 3 more members for my club to be officially recognised, so, are you in any clubs currently? And if not, could you join mine?

uhh i’m not at the moment no, none of the clubs have caught too much of my attention.

what club do you run?

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Is it true that you beat mr rhone and mr moore at bowling ball?

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EASILY, that’s nothing new though i dog walk these homos all the time

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BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF BARK BARK WOOF

someone left their pup in my ask box

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Can we set up a play date with cealum and hush so I can get my damn work done he keeps trying to lick my fucking spider

- Doc

YOUR SPIDER??

you know what yeah that sounds like a good idea, caelum loves making new friends! isn’t that right @caelumtheempathydaemon ?

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Thoughts on Chappell Roan?

I LOVE CHAPPELL!!!

i think gavin might be a bigger fan than me though

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THERE’S A HORSE LOSE IN THE HOSPITAL!!! /j /ref

the horse used the elevator...? /ref

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*gifts you the ugliest Christmas sweater you've ever seen*

:0 I LOVE UGLY SWEATERS!!!

well

when they arent insanely itchy, BUT THANK U :3

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pipeline punch is a great pick but have u tried . c4’s jolly rancher flavors. the blue raspberry one is insane in the BEST way -@omenkhan

my brain completely flatlined after C4 and i was like why does anon omen want me to consume explosives????

anyways thank u i will try this :3