#freak anon

[carmenberzattosgf]

U ever wanna ride Carmy’s nose?

-freak anon

You know what doja cat said about big noses 🧎🏼‍♀️ GRAH I WANNA SIT ON IT so bad so so bad that is a CHAIR

[kikaichuno]

im going to suck bugs out that ass

Despite how weird and inappropriate this person's words are, he can't help but correct them. "My insects don't gather inside my digestive tracts... And I wouldn't let you harm them."

[fruitbasketball]

how did that one anon gather the braincells to send just a plain "You are a whore" like ????

your page is legit just quality basketball recaps with a side of aggression (which i live for btw pls never stop) and a side of blondie... like tf they calling u a whore for 😭 and how did they even come to that conclusion

open up the schools or smtn bc damn do some of ur anons not know what whore means anymore..like are we fr just throwing around the word whore at people that we dont even personally know...and for no good reason either 😭😭

like i feel like i keep it classy on here idk 💀

it’s good to know that y’all enjoy the content i put out tho

honestly it was really funny like it just shocked me a little

[mcytqueerbaitshowdown]

YEAH LETS GO ITS FREAK ANON!!! Anyways hi chat vote pyroscythe when the time comes. I will bless thee with voter propaganda later. with love, Freak Anon

is this..... propaganda? MY FIRST VOTER PROPAGANDA?????

[cozz-mo]

who is freak anon and do they love you

alas i do not know the answer to your second question

[www-freetopee-com]

I’d be ur mutual but let’s just say…..u wouldn’t vibe……with me 😔👅👅😈

u don’t know that tumblr user freak anon.. ur kinda growing on me.

unless you’re one of my ex groomers who found my tumblr than pls pls pls leave me alone it was a different era I was a different person 😭

[hanibalistic]

no notion doc unfortunately just glazed eyes and a certain…. Je ne sais quoi. but hmmm how do i put it. it’s liiikeee… to Me it’s like a lamb to slaughter. like isaac following abraham to the altar. master? father? is this love? do you love me still? the stone is cold against his flesh. i pet him on the head softly. it'll be warm soon. blood spills out from his stomach. pools beneath his body. oh. warm. i was right. he looks at me with wet eyes, a sort of reverence. master/father/god. Or something like that!

- freak anon 🐑

oh damn, i don't fuck with dads like that

i'm joking but also not really. the role of a father is so nuanced (but again, also not at all) to me. i can write 5 different postcards for it.

[hellsitegenetics]

Just wondering, how the hell do you do this

Do you know all this off the top of your head or???

"do you know all this off the top of your head" can you imagine. i'd be unstoppable

[chubbychiquita]

turning off anon has done wonders for constantly getting one guy'd into a state of tears, but depraved horny asks to read while i masturbate & eat myself into a coma are at an all time low :/

[carmenberzattosgf]

this is the same anon who asked about carms dick size and if he’s a show-er or grower (call me freak anon…if u will)

but idk if u ever mentioned but im curious do u think he’s an ass or tits guy?

FREAK ANON PLS—

I have mentioned this but I will happily talk about it again. Tits guy. No question about it. He has mommy issues and guys with mommy issues like boobs.

[800db-cloud]

Can i know your HEADCANONS about spyper? :0

OF. COURSE. and bonus RED spyper stuff too!

i don’t have very deliberate headcanons for a lot of freaks, but spyper is an exception because he used to be one of my very favorites :) he still honestly kind of is

i didn’t know how to include it, but another headcanon about spyper i have is that he has traits and habits that are “leftover” from the spy and sniper he used to be. his right pointer finger is twitchy and fidgety (a trait from sniper), and he chews on wheat as a substitute for cigarettes (sniper wasn’t a smoker, but spy evidently was and spyper gets nagging feelings of needing a smoke still).

the RED medic that sewed spyper together honestly did a shoddy job, since spyper still feels and thinks his body is rejecting his head. he often feels disembodied/disconnected in his own body. yknow… being two separate people grafted together and forming a third, new subconscious and everything. wicked stuff

and i don’t have a lot on RED spyper for now, but i do know that i think he’s a LOT more ‘stable’ of a hybrid than (BLU) spyper is. i wonder what his deal is

[fruitbasketball]

They really coming at you with complete sentences and period like damn this is aggressive???

like why we so professional about it 😭😭

[mcytqueerbaitshowdown]

Hello again dearest chat,

In response to the response of the last ask I sent.

I have already accomplished that task, many times in fact. Me and Delia Ketchum had a lovely spring wedding.

With Love, Mr Freak Anon Ketchum

oh god

[hakusins]

FREAK ANON WISHING U A HAPPY BIRTHDAY spend it thinking about Gil getting fucked with cum dripping out his cunt knowing he'll be pregnant soon

THANK YOU FOR THE WISHES AND THANK YOU FOR THE IMAGINATION !!! HJBEFBJHEBRFBEJHF I'LL BE SURE TO IMAGINE THIS FOR SURE !!!!

[cozz-mo]

Freak #107

you're the reason i have trust issues now

[www-freetopee-com]

hi pookie bear it’s me freaky anon how have u been!! >.<

OMAGOD HAIIII im cooling, kind of tired of school even tho its the second week 💔 how abt you kitten whiskers???