#fratbros

[heartfullofleeches]

Tsundere Yan: Friends? Don't need them.

[One of Reader's closest friends walks up to them]

"Hey, Dude I'm headin' out for the night. Can I get a kiss before I go?"

FratBro Reader: For sure- [grabs their friend by the shoulders, giving them a swift, yet passionate kiss on the lips before wrapping them in a bear hug] Drive safe, man- Don't forget to call me when you get home this time, alright?

Tsundere Yan: ......

Tsundere Yan, shoving Reader's friend aside: Heyyyy, bestie - How ya been?

[lxnarphase]

YOURE ALWAYS POSTING ABT FRATBOY SUKUNA BUT WHAT ABOUT FRATBOY SATOSUGU?!?

i know i have but ur right sukuna has been taking up my thoughts...lets discuss

i really really love the idea of fratboy satosugu being best friends with a guy who is just a himbo.

but im talking randomly super smart in something insane like astronomy and astrobiology but doesn't know basic shit that crab apples aren't apples shaped like crabs or that santa and the easter bunny isn't real, and no im not projecting

but the three of you are soooo close, have an apartment together with 3 separate bedrooms but for some reason satoru has a king size bed that conveniently fits all three of you on at the same time

oh and they'll never embarrass you by telling you how you sometimes cuddle them in your sleep, or that you sometimes sleep talk, or the one time you were fisting suguru's shirt as you huffed and whined as your hips ground into suguru's while your ass rubbed against satoru's front and they both nearly came in their boxers because of it

BUT ALSO THEY KNOWWW you attract girls and guys of all kinds because, well, you are a sweetheart and you're so cute. how could they not want a piece of you?

so anytime someone comes up trying to flirt with you, satoru is instantly on your arm, whining about not giving him attention and suguru just starts feeling you up, asking if you've been working out more and that your arms are looking really good

AND THE FRAT PARTIES??? THEY LOVE BRINGING YOU BECAUSE YOU FOLLOW THEM AROUND LIKE A LITTLE LOST PUPPY !!!

theyre always making sure your cup is full, practically acting like ur body guards, one of their arms slung over your shoulder. but their favorite part is when you finally start to open up and socialize with their other fratbros without them. yeah, how they look at you from across the room with hearts in their eyes??? the WHOLE campus knows they're wrapped around your finger

[laurasauras]

i've been so psyched to share this. the AMAZING @azreto captured the very essence of brodennis in this incredible commission, i could not be more happy!! 😍😍😍😍😍

happy birthday dennis, may your gains always be redonkulous and your keg never empty 😘

[teddybeartoji]

MICKKEYYYYYY FRATBOY SUKUNA IS MY NEW BIG THING, OMG HES JUST A BIG SOFTIE WITH YOU !!

he's got all his cool tattoos and you wanna get one too one day but you're kinda nervous about it so he offers to go with you!!

and the tattoo you want to get is just a simple one, of a little cute tiger and he teases you, saying that it looks stupid and is too cute for a tattoo, but as your squeezing his hand when the needle touches your skin, you just grin as you tell him its bc it reminds you of him

and the tattoo artist is trying so hard to hid their grin bc that's so fucking adorable and sukuna is burning BRIGHT RED AT THAT BECAUSE ITS SO GAY BUT ITS SO ADORABLE YOUR SO ADORABLE HE WANTS TO KISS HIS FRATBRO SO BAD !!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LUNNIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE BIG SOFTIE KUNAA:((((((((((((((((( AND WAIT PLS ASHGDHGSAGHDASHGDASH HE'S SOFUCKING ADORABLE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME HE WOULD GET SOO SO RED IN THE FACE OH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE'S HOLDING BACK ON JUST SLAMMING HIS LIPS AGAINST YOURS BC WHY ARE YOU LIKE THISSSSS WDYM THE CUTE TIGER REMINDS YOU OF HIM HE LOVES YOU SO FUCKING MUCHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH:(((((((((

[murdrdocs]

now i’m thinking abt fratbro himbo luke 😣

[madforhoran]

I’ve mentioned this before but if Astarion was voiced by Petras’s VA, the man would not lure me anywhere

[rocketrouquine]

Between the « unhand me or bleed » and the « you’re a coward »/« unless, you had something else in mind »…

I don’t think alcohol (a lot that is) and Stede are a good match.

[rarepears]

A little bit of both really. In the first timeline Himbo ends up building a base in the forest he’s in, a treehouse of course, then after learning some Chinese from Plant consort(not that he’s knows that or that he practically promised to have at least one baby with)

Then he and plant consort accidentally pick up a demon child, raise the child under the benevolent MC halo and the child heads out at around seventeen to fight for the position of the head of his (demonic) family. With short hair, because his Better Father and Better Male Mother thinks he looks nice with shorter hair. The fact he looks handsome with short hair barely gives him enough plot relevance to be recruited instead of killed by LBH,

Himbo goes out into the world a few years later to check up on his child. He has yet to figure out that there are different realms and accidentally bodyguards children of increasingly higher status until he raises Liu Qingge.

Normally side characters are influenced by the Main Character but due to Himbo not being the MC of this world and Liu Qingge having more influence on the plot they give each other character development.

(And I haven’t found a good name for Himbo yet! Chinese has so many meanings for the same word)

Uh... Liu Binghe isn't going to be recruiting anyone just because of their short hair. Short hair in China signals a criminal history - Confucian said “Our body, hair, and skin are given by our parents and we shouldn’t damage them lightly. That is the first step of filial piety.” With this in mind, cutting hair was a severe punishment to criminals for what it symbolized, ruining one’s social standing and immediately marking out the shorn individual as a criminal in public.

Himbo and his kids are going to need to have long hair or they are going to be constantly chased out of villages with pitchforks. And pursued by cultivators under the suspicion that they are perhaps runaway criminals who escaped their prison sentence with how short their hair is.

Maybe plant consort can weave extensions/wigs from plant fiber (or like a hat?) to hide just how short their hair is?

[More in the #a himbo fratboy in svsss au]

[heartfullofleeches]

Fratbro Darling is too good for this world (and their yans). Beefy thembo who literally loses sleep if they ignore someone in need. Their yans abuse their caring ways to their advantage for scraps of time out of their busy schedule. Asking them for directions, to carry their books, walk them home. Reader doesn't have the heart to say no unless they've already promised their help elsewhere, but they still try to make sure everyone's cared for because that's just the type of person they are

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Yan Classmate: Thanks for walking me home- I hope it's not too much trouble...

Fratbro Reader: Nah, it's all good. Having a stalker is no joke and I'm glad you have enough trust in me to ask

Yan Classmate: You're the only one I feel the safest around... I'm really sorry, but this whole thing's making it hard for me to be on my own.. Can you stay the night?

Fratbro Reader: Of course!

Yan Classmate: ...and sleep in my bed?

Fratbro Reader: whatever makes you comfortable

Yan Classmate: I'd feel really comfortable if you took your shirt off....

Fratbro Reader: Just gonna pretend I didn't hear that and get you to bed now-

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They make sure nobody is left behind, gaining them favor with the outcast on campus. They show genuine interest in their quirky little hobbies and interests how could they not absolutely adore them.

Fratbro Reader: Hey, dude!

[Creep Yan screams out of reflex]

Fratbro Reader: Whoa, didn't mean to scare you. I just really liked those drawings you did of me so I asked around for your socials and found some of your comics

Creep Yan, pale as a sheet: y....you did?

Fratbro Reader: Yea! You got some real talent, man. Your anatomy skills are insane. For a while I thought I was looking at pictures of a real crime scene. The relationship between the murder and their crush is kinda cute to. I personally like the crush because we have the same initials. What a coincidence, right?

[Creep Yan - unsure if they should cry tears for joy or weep from the anxiety instead dry heaves as they pull out their notebook]

Creep Yan: t-there's more in here.. Just give me a minute to rip out a few pages

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Fratbro Reader catches people checking them out at the gym and thinks they're just curious about their routine, and nor staring at their ass like it's a full course meal-

Nerd Yan: I'm gonna get stronger and be just like them! [Goes to the gym and almost lifts a weight only to lose the strength in their arms as Fratbro walks by in skin tight shorys

[Fratbro Reader - post work out, sweaty, and their shirt rolled up to their abdomen lifts the bar off them with no problem]

Fratbro Reader: Need some help, bud?

Nerd Yan, delirious from all their blood rushing elsewhere: ...God?

[lxnarphase]

WAITTT fratboy!sukuna and fratboy!reader who both are really really close friends, like you will never see them apart because they are best of bros. sukuna is the mean cold one but you're the sweet and excited one that he noticeably gets soft whenever you get excited over something. but that's just what bros do, right?

fratbros don't share an apartment or a king-sized bed together, at least, that's what you thought at first. but sukuna was always sooo warm, and he never seemed to mind when you'd cuddle into him, grinning when he rolls his eyes at you and calls you a dumb little thing for being so giddy over sharing a bed with his own little smile on his face

[jrueships]

momma cat teaching baby cat how to walk is so jaren and gg coded

[angelnumber1]

Scum Villain Self Saving System mini fic for the Himbo in SVSSS AU I’ve been discussing with @rarepears

Contains vaguely NSFW content and features OCs (Original Characters)

(The NSFW is comedic in nature)

I... was really really lost. Like. I don’t even know the language lost.

Calls don’t work lost.

Weird animals and plants lost.

Some other thing that shows how lost I am lost.

But I still have Wi-Fi? But maps don’t work. It’s all in Chinese right now. Weird.

It’s just. Like.

I know I’m from America, melting pot and all, but this is just weird!

There’s no way crazy cult villages are THAT close to college right?!

Well… at least all this running makes for a good workout. Though I’ll need some fuel soon, track team’ll kill me if I pull a Devon.

Oh right! I’ve got some of those off-brand meat sticks one of the clubs were selling!

They really fucked up the shape though.

Well. It’s nearly sunset so I can use the stars or something to find my way back. There were these three stars by the campus that looked kind of like a short dick if you looked at it from the science building.

We named it Peen-ience.

I followed Peen-ience to get back to the campus once, did walk in on a ‘bros group project’ first though. We named Peen-ience really well.

Welp. Gotta get some grub now. Wish I could just order pizza or something… I’m even wearing pizza pinks right now! Nice fuzzy robe one of the seniors bought me after he showed me this cool club.

Wait! Gotta get food. Um. Ok. You can do this.

Shit.

There’s nothing here!

And I need to piss too…

Sorry trees… and bushes… and random vines that keep trying to trip me…

I’m answering nature’s call right now and they don’t take no for an answer.

So sorry plants!

…oh yeah, plants like this actually.

Wow these plants are weird! They’re grabbing my legs and kind of feel like those octopus suckers? Feels super tingly too!

I’ll just brush them off. Carefully though! I’m not going to harm the environment.

As I finished up my… business the world suddenly… changed, it’s got this pink tint too it! Ah. This is fine :) It happens.

Well I’ll just pull my pants back up and-

Mmh. My legs feel weird again… Why the fuck is someone grabbing my legs?!

Oh my gosh they’re covered in piss.

Pervert!?

Where did they come from!?

Or someone was sleeping where I pissed?!

And I didn’t notice!?

I’m not sure which is worse T-T can people get diseases from piss?

So. Um.

There’s just some guy? They’re kind of pretty with all that long hair so they could be a girl, or what if they identify as something else and I misgendered them!

But they keep trying to get more… of my… out of my… by. Mhn!

“S-Stop. C’mon that’s-that’s my. St-“ They keep. They’re. Stop it!

Should I punch them? Stranger danger?

But they look so skrunkly like a poor little green meow meow ;( so thin! And their hair is all messy! And they’re face is all… weird looking, in a pretty way, but that’s not the point!

They’re licking the piss off now.

Wait.

Were they drinking my! My!

I though they were trying to do something else…

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Imma just…

Imma just leave.

This is getting weird!

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With a quick few steps backward I easily get away. Glad I didn’t break any of those weird octopus vines though. Respect nature and all that right!

That guy must be super weak though- there was like, no strength to his grip at all. He must skip all the days. Smh I swear. If you skip leg day your glutes are being neglected but if you skip all the days you’ll fall down and break your hip or something.

But man! The sunset and this pink glow looks super cool! It’s like a scene in a web novel!

Oh? What’s that noise?

I heard some singing coming from my right. Some ultra-feminine high pitched voice piercing my ears, it feels… maybe I could head over and check it out?

Nah. Might be one of the people that chased me earlier.

As I headed away I felt almost like something inside of me increased? And when I concentrated on it I felt resistant to the singing? Weird.

Well I’ll just keep moving!

Some of the trees are blocking the sky over here. So I’ll have to find a clearing or something, oh right! Maybe I’ll be able to use my phone over there too!

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The sun is nearly completely set by now. But look at this!

It’s so cool!

Wow this really is like a novel! There’s this huge clearing here and a little lake with a waterfall and tons of pretty plants!

Oh hey! It’s the green perv from before… maybe I’ll just stay at the edge of the clearing… this place has tons of other guys(? Weird cosplaying ten feet tall dudes? Oh silly! I’m probably hallucinating, I’m laying in a bunch of flowery bushes!)

The green perv looks a lot more human compared to the other dudes in the clearing, maybe he couldn’t get enough stuff to make his costume, well at least it doesn’t look like he’s covered in piss anymore.

In fact he looks tons better than earlier! Maybe it’s a different dude?

Suddenly my vision blurs. Or. A rectangle of my sight?

It’s really staticky though…

…Poison Resistance lv up!

Stealth lv up!

Experience Pasting Activated! Additional Experience added to%#&…

Retry…

Error. Error. Transmigration System. Prince Raising System not detected.

Additional.al.al eXp will be sent to storage.

Error. Invennnnnnnnnn.-

Nnntory does not exist.

Contacting world consciousness…

Errrrrr.

Con#+} {3wards t0 i.t3mized f0rm

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Whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck! What the ever-loving holy shit is this bucket of crap?! This ain’t cosplay anymore!

With that. I felt weird. Empty. Likes there supposed to be something inside that really cool and I’m seriously missing out.

I feel really weird now… but stronger. And I have this Chinese style bag now. Some kind of pouch?

I don’t wanna think right now!… This is a killer headache…

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Then another carfucking voice popped up.

And then a THIRD carfucker decided to bulldoze my head…

Carfuckers…

I got some new shit from that though. One of those hair crowns from Chinese movies. It looks like something a MC would wear!

I don’t think I can put it in my pockets with it poking me. But my hairs way too short and I have no idea how to wear it either.

Maybe ponytail style? I was supposed to get my hair cut next week so it should be long enough for a mini ponytail.

It’s really hard to put on without actually knowing how it supposed to go. And also that I’m not even trying to put it on the right way either.

But still, after a few more attempts and the help of a paper clip, I actually manage to put it on! Yay!

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… it felt weird. Like my whole body was lighter. Still have that headache though.

Damn.

I must look like a cosplayer too now! My hair has a crown and I’m wearing a sleeping robe with a pouch hanging from the belt.

Suddenly another object appeared.

It fell on my head! Owwww…

It’s…

A jade hairpin with a little accessory dangling off it. The pin matches the crown! It looks super pretty. Maybe that guy from earlier needs one of these. His hair looked like tree vines from how messy it was.

I think I have to do something around now though?

Oh right. The stars. Why I came here and stuff.

I look up to the. The now night sky. Middle of the night kind of night sky.

Wait!

How long have I been laying here! It’s the middle of the night! And there are like- a bajillion stars. And my phone still can’t call anyone! But I still have service! And full charge too! Nice.

Huh. Wonder if the cosplayers are still here.

Peeking from the bushes I see most of them have already left. The perv and a few others are the only ones left. I hope they leave soon. I’m super thirsty! Can wait to guzzle up some of that life-liquid.

The other bros in the frat said not to say that out loud now that I think about it. They looked super red when I said that. Maybe it’s some slang I didn’t learn yet?

Hey! That big guy in the middle just hit the perv! It could be because he’s a perv though…

But he can’t keep doing it! And why are the other guys?… OH MY GOSH! Are they eating him!?

Um! Uh! I’ll throw this rock at them!

Picking up the rock I- crush it with my bare hands!? When did I get enough gains for that!

And! Oh. Shit. I’m standing in the middle of the clearing after making tons of noise by crushing a rock.

…Are they going to eat me too?

Frozen in place I stare them down, okay, just back up slowly… if a wall of clearly carnivorous plants weren’t trying to eat my ass!

I’ll fight them then!

Just have to brace my self and-

Oh. Oh wow these guys are weak.

Within moments I’m standing on top of a group of cosplayers. Well. Not anymore considering how broken the outfits are.

Walking over to the other guy I reach down, offering him my hand, I’m feeling a little like a hero. Though all I did was beat some guys up.

The perv though, he definitely doesn’t have manners! He just started licking the tree sap off my hands.

I pull my hands away. Seriously! This is why I’m calling you a perv in my head!

“You know what! Here eat this instead!” I knew they didn’t speak the same language but by anime if he wants something in his mouth at least have it be food!

He gingerly takes the offered food, for some reason he drapes some vines over it first, weird dude.

He seems to be inspecting the length of meat.

His eyes are trailing every inch as the vines tighten and greed sets into his eyes.

After letting the vines rest on the meat a bit longer he hungrily consumes it, shoving half of its length in.

It’s rather long and thick compared to most now that I think about it.

I can see something that I think is his tongue wrapping around fruitlessly trying to cover the entirety of its length.

It isn’t soon before his body starts to shudder at the unexpected gain, liquid flowing down his chin as he couldn’t even close his mouth.

The noises he’s making… wet, sticky sounding gags coming out as he’s forcing the meat into himself. And with a final shudder, he’s completely consumed the offered meat.

Well, while he did that I got some water to drink and started eating some fruit nearby. If you only eat meat you’ll get indigestion!

The rest of the group crawls over to me, I think they want some of it? I do clearly still have a few more and that guy really seemed to like it.

Or maybe not.

The group is just staring at me, the big one who I think was the leader, offers his head to me? No, he’s gesturing to the flower on top.

It’s a… sturdy flower. The color is really dense and the edges are spiked.

I wonder what kinds of plants these are? And if any can get rid of my headache. It hurts ;(

The other guy comes rushing over once he sees us, I can see the outline of my meat in his throat.

He gestured to the flower bud on his head, where did that come from?

It looks super soft though, maybe I’ll just touch it a little?

The bud trembles the moment I touch it, as I lightly run my finger on the light pink sides, he’s shivering as I slowly inspect it.

I lean down towards it, it’s actually kind of cute, and it seems like he doesn’t mind me touching him like this.

It looks really… delicious in all honesty, I want to bite it.

As I play with the bud it suddenly opens up!

Pale petals fill my visions and- oh my gosh it’s so soft!

I give the flower a little kiss for flowering for me.

I might not be able to find my way back but this is fun!

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And that was an incredibly long snippet from my self indulgence. It was supposed to be short which is why it isn’t on ao3 instead.

Well anyways I hope whoever read it enjoyed it and feel free to direct any questions to my askbox though most of this AU will probably end up on @rarepears blog if they’re okay with it.

Also some of the little things in here like Devon and carfucker are from his fraternity.

Devon is a guy who forgot to eat or drink anything several practices in a row while another person decided to start saying swears differently as to not disrespect mothers.

The ‘people’ in the fic are plants based monsters and beasts whose hierarchy is based on size and traits.

Thicker, rougher and sharper flowers are seen as the stronger and better fed while softer ones are seen as weaker.

These creatures can reproduce asexually or by deflowering another and it works like crossbreeding.

It works with most species though humans need an extra push for it to work with them.

Our MC has abilities from three systems that are needed because he’s not supposed to have them unless he transmigrated to that world.

[teddybeartoji]

mickmickey would u be interested in my silly words of fratbro!sukuna and fratbro!stsg with their guy best friend......(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

LUNNIE . YES . YESSSSSSSSSS YES AND YES AND YESS EYS YES YES AND YES AND YES AND ANOTHER YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO ASKKK OH MY GODD PLEASE TELL ME EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[murdrdocs]

If you’re looking for fratbro himbo luke vibes, on peacock there’s an animated short series that just dropped TODAY featuring Charlie (Luke’s actor) in it, in which his character gives very much fratbro himbo vibes (I’ve made it through half of one episode don’t quote me on it if I’m wrong)

literally what inspired me

[papirouge]

the amount of time I get mistaken as a man whenever I step a foot outside is getting out of control lmao

maybe i should start identifying as a transman so I can be as problematic as I want without daring to call me out😳

[teddybeartoji]

@lxnarphase @gothsuguru @kisstoru

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