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“That one time Barnaby broke somebody’s jaw for going a little too far w/ insulting Wally & almost got expelled <3”
Full story please? <3
WITH PLEASURE!
for those who are slightly confused, this is for 'my' modern human au! well. modern-ish!
okay so when they were in freshman year / 9th grade, Barnaby and Wally are soldily Bonded. they are a set, do not separate. they receive a lot of shit for this, because some kids are assholes and that's especially true for 14yr olds. and it's 2006. so Wally and Barnaby get teased/bullied a lot for their closeness. at this point they're kind of used to it. they met early in 7th grade and have been inseparable ever since. most of it slides off of them
but what is Barnaby was having an especially stressful week? one of those weeks were everything is going wrong, nothing is working out. so Barn is at the end of his rope, and then one of the main kids who likes to bother them insults Wally specifically, and badly. like it's some next level So Bad Its Almost Impressive shit. at present Barnaby is walking to his next class with Wally and Poppy. so Barnaby just kind of stops in place, mentally chooses violence, turns, walks up to the kid, and punches him as hard as he can. it knocked the bully out instantly and broke his jaw.
and keep in mind that at this point in time, Barnaby isn't the big strong guy he is later on. he hasn't had his main growth spurt yet. and he still packed enough of a punch to do Damage - which makes him even more intimidating when he Does hit his growth spurt and towers over practically everyone
the pros of this event: Frank and Julie were watching, and Frank respected Barnaby's response so much that he allowed Julie to bring him to hang out with the growing friend group at lunch / asshole kids were less inclined to insult Wally and Barnaby (or his friends) to their faces
cons: Eddie was also watching and was too scared of Barnaby for the rest of their school career to try and talk to him or his friends / Barnaby nearly got expelled but did get suspended, and that's a permanent mark on his record
so the kid goes down, everyone freaks out. Barnaby is still too angry to feel anything other than pissed off vindication. naturally higher Authorities (teachers) come to get the unconscious student to the (i almost said vet) nurse's office, and to bring Barnaby to the principle's office. they call Ms. Beagle and have her come pick him up. Wally has stuck like glue to Barnaby pretty much the whole time, except for when Barnaby was in the office to get chewed out / interrogated. when Ms. Beagle is done w/ her conversation with the principle, she takes Barnaby and Wally home.
there, Barnaby is still worked up, and as "punishment" Ms. Beagle has him do some menial tasks alongside his usual after school chores. Wally tags along, of course, and asks why the hell Barnaby did that. in a nicer Wally way of asking. this is what breaks the camels back. Barnaby just sits down and starts crying, to which Wally is like "oh no. oh fuck. what do i do." cue a solid minute of him just standing and staring in panic before awkwardly sitting next to Barnaby in solidarity.
when they go inside, Ms. Beagle already has Barnaby's favorite dinner whipped up and ready. She gives him a talk where she's essentially says "blah blah blah violence isn't the answer. however, good job for standing up to that kid. he's an asshole and deserved a good wallop." (listen im a firm believer in ms beagle having been a Wild Youth that would have thrown bricks at cops). Moods are lightened, they have a good dinner. The next day or so they need to go have a meeting with the Injured Kid's parents. that's when they find out Barnaby fully broke the kids jaw (he feels a little bad for that) and that the parents are pushing for his expulsion and also juvie. Ms. Beagle manages to whittle down the sentence to a long suspension and then detention for the rest of the year, as well as her paying the kid's hospital bill.
tl;dr Barnaby punches a kid for insulting Wally, gets a new friend out of it, nearly gets expelled, and gains a mostly unfounded Reputation that dissuades most from outright messing with him or his pals
#julie: theyre fun people! come hang out with us!#frank: i dont want any friends other than you#frank: *witnesses The Incident* hm... ill allow it#this is all Important to me#because barnaby isnt violent? hes a laid back guy. & a wordsmith - he doesnt need his fists in order to deal damage#but then for the rest of his highschool career hes The Scary Guy#especially when he hits that growth spurt#i mean! at least it means his friends are messed with less!#but it also means he tries harder to be disarming and Funny. charming! with excellent self control#he had great self control to start with but yk. anxiety over People Talking#it also means hes less inclined to be rebellious of any kind since he doesnt want to push his luck#rambles from the bog#wh modern human au#in the future when eddie is part of the circle he brings up This Incident#theyre all able to laugh about it since its been like... over a decade at that point#but yeah <3#and barnaby has not punched anyone since!#frank however....#if there was a fight in their middle/high... he usually was at the center of it. or at least near the center#not that anyone can prove anything! he was very good at not getting caught
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would Mob!Barnaby's nose/snout wrinkle when he gets real angry or even growl? (not normal barnaby cus i just cant imagine that guy gettin mad over somethin)
Tbh there is almost never a time where his fuggin s n o o t is not wrinkled when he be smilin with them big ol c h o m p e r s
cw: implied blood, distress
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#Feelin cute postin a lil bit early today#Welcome home#welcome home wally#Welcome home howdy#welcome home barnaby#welcome home sally#welcome home julie#Welcome home frank#wally darling#howdy pillar#barnaby b beagle#sally starlet#julie joyful#frank frankly#welcome home mob au#Been a bit since I had a lil post this long smhhhh#Also Barnaby does has a tail#However he usually tucks it in his suit since he hates being called cute with it
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pjo fans !!!!!!!! rb with the greek god that you claimed as ur godly parent when you first read percy jackson and which greek god you think could be your godly parent now
#i used to think poseidon. however i am athenas child and i always have been 🙏���#pjo#percy jackson#heroes of olympus#riordanverse#percy jackon and the olympians#trials of apollo#the sun and the star#annabeth chase#piper mclean#leo valdez#jason grace#nico di angelo#will solace#reyna avila ramirez arellano#grover underwood#bianca di angelo#hazel levesque#frank zhang#lester papadopoulos#meg mccaffrey#thalia grace#rachel elizabeth dare
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Gay Puppet Alignment Chart 🤯
(Note: This isn’t representative of my view of a ship or a character, merely how I best sorted the morals of each of these felted queers :)
#gay puppets#alignment chart#sesame street#welcome home#welcome home arg#bugsnax#muppets#dhmis#lgbtq#wally darling#frank x eddie#fluffybird#part 2 at 1000 notes#repost with suggestions or personal interpretations:)#edit: I don’t think Wally is evil anymore#just autistic and misunderstood#however#he could be evil if he wanted to#and I think he should be allowed to
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HoO is so funny to me when you actually think about the ages of all the characters. Octavian is 18. Percy and Annabeth are 16, almost 17. Reyna is presumably 16. Frank just turned 16, Jason’s about to turn 16. Leo and Piper are like 15. Hazel’s like 14 and a half, and Nico is 13.
The Death Sibs are both the youngest and oldest on the Argo II. Octavian is a college freshman getting into petty drama with a bunch of high schoolers. He gets told to shut up at one point by a random 8th grader. Everyone is scared of the 8th grader. We Sent A 13 Year Old To Superhell and he came back weirder, Just Like Middle School. TLH was just three high school sophomores being sent to do a task and it going Exactly Like You’d Expect. Percy’s the only demigod on the ship who can legally drive (though Reyna gets her drivers license at some point before TOA). What Is Happening.
#pjo#hoo#heroes of olympus#riordanverse#my second favorite thing related to this is like every time Hazel references someone's age especially in SoN it's just. blatantly incorrect.#she goes into very specific detail about how she's 14. detailing like exactly how many months it had been since her birthday#and when she died and when she was brought back. just like ''okay. im 14 and a half. got that? good.''#''anyways here's Frank. he's 3 years older than me'' like literal next chapter. we are told Frank is not 3 years older than her.#Hazel: Here's my older brother! [Nico is younger than her in literally every way feasible]#ive just decided Hazel is an unreliable narrator who is just really bad at guessing/remembering how old people are#which like. adhd mood. forgetting how old everybody is.#and she has the bonus excuse of saying her sense of time is skewed from being a ghost for so long#but it's just so funny every time she's just. with the upmost confidence. blatantly the wrong answer.#i want a scene of Hazel looking at Percy and just going ''hm. I bet he's like 20.'' and then learns he's 16#and she's just [surprised pikachu]#also we know it isn't an error that she's 14 cause in TOA she's like ''oh yeah im learning to drive!''#so she's 15 by then#it is however an error that *Nico* is said to be 14 in hoo cause he's 12 in TLO and 14 in TOA#but we know in HoO the reason that error was made was cause Rick hadn't figured out Nico's birthday yet#and he was flipping it between January or March#so he just forgot how old Nico is for a series and then we went back to normal
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valgrace except jason is an international superstar and prodigy in football and leo is known worldwide for his podcast who brings special guests on his shows like piper mclean who’s made a name for herself in historical dramas always in the lead of a warrior, architect annabeth chase who’s been granted the honor of rebuilding the temples and ruins in greece and rome with her olympic swimmer boyfriend percy jackson.
and by popular demand, the public requested jason grace to be on hephaestus’ forge. leo, always the good host, obliges and reaches out to jason.
what the audience doesn’t know is that leo and jason have known eachother for years, running in the same crowd during middle school and high school despite being interested in different things. like all close best friends, they parted ways due to university and internships across the country. but they parted with a kiss goodbye, a promise to one another that held up since they were young.
so when jason finally arrives onto the scene, leo feels everything rush back and now that the season is over, jason plans to stay in new york.
#valgrace#leo valdez#jason grace#pjo#hoo#percy jackon and the olympians#heroes of olympus#percy jackson#fic#my writing#this is SO DETAILED for a valgrace except my gods#please and i was gonna expand on like the rest of the seven + their s/os#like for example#nico hazel and bianca have a paranormal youtube channel and travel around the world because they’re all gifted with clairsenses#will followed in the footsteps of his older brother and became a surgeon#frank and reyna are regulars on the underworld siblings’ channel bc rey is empathic while frank is sensitive to energy#thalia is a professional archer#etc etc#and they all just travel around#still solid and growing strong after their school years so they occasionally keep in touch and all#except for jason but leo has always kept up with him#jason tunes into the uploaded vods of the podcast on youtube to relax and wind down and even just listen to leo’s voice#will i ever write this? no absolute idea#HOWEVER it is free to use for prompts or whatever#also wrote this in the shower#i have a hair mask on
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Late Frank day comic, Frank day unofficial birthday because Infinity/Frank has a different date system
#subway surfers#frank subway surfers#jake subway surfers#spike subway surfers#(f)art#//i guess#//anyways i love all my subsurf mutuals yall r so chill.#//however the 4 dysfunctional evil gays are calling me#//i will return. i know it in my heart of hearts
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Part one
#2001 a space odyssey#2001 aso#dave bowman#frank poole#hal 9000#Halman#pooleman#2001 fanart#2001 meme#I think this is the best Dave I’ve ever drawn and it’s for a fucking meme 😭#twink lookin—#however if I were serious about labels he’s an otter *gets shot*#also don’t ask how Hal works and why he’s different between memes#proportions will kill me focus on funny haha
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the literal WALL and SHELVES full of amps jesus fucking christ frank~🎃
#i will forever maintain that jamia told him to either get rid of some shit or that she’d get red of it for him#i love blonde frank sm#his hair here however???#absolutely fried#also why the fuck does he look like beetlejuice here#i just#it’s the only thing i can see#beetlejuice beetlejuice beetle—#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcrmy#frnkie#mcr5#my chemical romance#my chem#ilhsm
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Hopefully lukewarm take (i haven’t checked)
I recently finished reading the Heroes Of Olympus series (having read pjo immediately prior) and I think it’s pretty shitty that the worth of all of our good guy characters are, to a notable degree, measured by their ability to find and engage in romantic relationships and are then greatly defined by those relationships. (Disclaimer; I don’t think I’m in a justified position to discuss lots of the racial criticisms for HoO but I do agree with a lot of em and that aspect does factor into this topic)
7+ important recurring characters is quite a lot of people to balance, even in a five book series and all of the non-pjo characters suffered immensely for it. But one character arc I anticipated over and over again that never ended up happening was any one character finding fulfillment from the non-romantic relationships around them by de-prioritizing the idea of a perfect someone in favour of accepting the support of their friends/comrades/campers/family/etc. (Second disclaimer: I don’t expect a novel saga from 2010 to have characters declaring their orientations (or lack thereof) aloud but the idea of a character learning to define themself by or through something outside of romance isn’t a new one)
I think Percy and Annabeth are very cute and work well as a couple (are they the only white couple?) and I don’t really see any chemistry between Piper and Jason (I feel like they’re on very different paths from each other and Piper stagnates greatly in favour of supporting jasons development) but I think literally every other Good Guy character had the potential to not need romance in their arcs. Frank could have been raised to praetor by consensus and recognized by his peers and grandma, actively validating his growth rather than him achieving great feats and no one noticing or really caring except for Hazel. Hazel could’ve been shown learning about the modern day with Frank and Nico during downtime and reconciling her identity and trauma with the diversity of today while discovering a new freedom in acceptance (from the Seven) of who she is from back then and who she may yet want to be (and also not dated a 16 y/o at 13).
Leo, Reyna and Nico were the main ones I was thinking would forgo the need for a partner at least as a necessity for their growth/healing as all three have severe familial trauma, are distanced from other demigods socially somehow, and all were explicitly ousted from conventional romance in-writing.
Initially with Leo I had hoped he would confront his struggle being the “seventh wheel” by expressing how he was feeling overlooked as a friend (and as the ONLY shipwright) in favour of everyone’s romantic interests, which would lead into further emotional vulnerability in the party but, that never happened save for a few stoically non-communicative gestures of support to Frank and otherwise weird hang-ups on Hazel before he fucked off to Calypso, letting his friends think him dead for weeks. Leo lacked connection and felt inferior and less important than the rest of the Seven and the narrative validated that by only fulfilling him through an a Rapunzel-like hot babe trapped on an island who is physically dependent on his emotional dependence on her. That’s not a recipe for healthy relationship! I related to Leo initially as an aromantic person with 9 siblings, half of whom are already coupled so it was very disappointing when I realized by the third book that RR just didn’t take what was to me the most obvious arc for a character who is vitally important to a team but least noticed. Also the Hazel-Frank-Leo pseudo-love shape didn’t need to happen, at least in the way it did, and I think the Leo-Hazel-Sammy weird love thing was stupid.
I think Nico and Will are a very cute couple and I’m looking forward to reading their book when I come around to it but I felt unsatisfied that the thing that got Nico to stay at camp after 5 books was a guy who had little significant presence until the last book and not like, any of the other deeply important connections he made during his journeys? Nico’s been talking about never returning to either camp for a while and none of the Seven or Reyna (I think) thought to check in with him? I get that Will is supposed to be like the first person to insistently want Nico around but if Will really is the first then that’s kinda fucked up given the whole like, eight books worth of people he’s met. It’s a bit fucked up that after years of Nico’s presence, seemingly the first connection to anchor him down is an unspoken suggestion of a romance
Reyna’s character journey confuses me because I don’t if I missed or forgot it but I don’t remember her having a conclusion to her internal struggles. Aphrodite telling her she’s doomed to singledom gets brought up again and again and it’s mostly just to make you feel bad for her. She doesn’t tell anyone else. She doesn’t seek fulfillment in the platonic or familial connections she has. They visit her house, trauma dump about her abuse AND fakeout her sisters + the hunters + the amazons deaths just to have Reyna be even more hurt. Reyna and Nico come to understand each other while they’re travelling but by the conclusion of the series she’s just gone back to her isolating and stressful role as the praetor, but now with more work to do! Aphrodite’s words are never explained and their veracity is never tested and all it serves is to give Reyna more misery porn.
I guess what I’m saying is I think the story would have been better if The Seven & Co had a little more connection with each other and not just with their respective partners and if we could have seen some internal growth come from that.
#I neep sleep#I’m reading Trials Of Apollo now and if Leo shows up again he better have a rock solid fucking reason for leaving everyone#in his life on ‘read’ for however longs it’s been and ESPECIALLY for those three weels#It was very boring to me the many pages where The Seven were all on the boat or wandering ruins#feeling internally bitter about whatever whoever was feeling instead of being emotionally involved with each other#wether that mean characters fighting (and going to far) or characters breaking down under the pressure#like with Piper and Annabeth on that hill; that was good#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#I think Calypso would’ve been an excellent example of the gods’s oversight and the frailty of their oaths#if she and Leo hadn’t become immediately codependent#hoo crit#nico di angelo#reyna avila ramirez arellano#frank zhang#hazel levesque#In case anyone is wondering; I am borrowing these books from my local library#I understand if the time constraints of writing limited how much fine-tuning could be done#but I think RR’s romance writing is consistently weird enough to be a pattern#I DO NOT like 4000+ y/o Apollo looking at campers describing them like he has a crush#I hope Will and Nico’s relationship is written to be a mutually caretaking one
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damn, y'all love gay prison sex way more than not being okay or 9/11
#simmcrfa#this is specifically about my reblog ifs but you can chose to take this however the fuck you want#gerard way#my chemical romance#my chem#frank iero#mikey way#ray toro#mcr revenge era#revenge era#three cheers for sweet revenge#tcfsr#mcr
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so i was thinking about how Howdy has eight legs bc he's a caterpillar - those have lots of legs. but butterflies? they only have six
imagine he comes out of his chrysalis and he's down two limbs. mf would have to relearn how to Walk
#i had this realization and Lunged for my tablet#caterpillars when they're in the soup: you know what? these are unnecessary *discards limbs*#and yes i know i know Technically caterpillars have six true legs and four prolegs yes yes#However they still kinda count and i like to have fun#he'd wake up and have a total httyd1 hiccup moment#*lifts blanket* Ohhhhhhhh fuck where's the other two#lmaoooo later frank hands him a bottle full of leftover Caterpillar Soup like 'here they are... sorry...'#i gave him cute stripey pj pants bc i caaaaaaan <3#scribble salad#yassified howdy <3#i feel so bad for him...#he tries so hard not to pupate and then not only Does He but he winds up with only two legs. poor guy!#not sure if i wanna stick with this for yass!howdy tho! i so do love his four legs...
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can i draw your mob au please and thank you i can tag you if i post it im obsessed with the designs i need to draw wally so bad
Of course! I do not mind anyone drawing anything I make! Heck, there are already some who’ve drawn stuff for it already!
Also ya don’t have to tag me if ya don’t want to, but I would enjoy seeing what ya got!
#Didn’t expect anyone to actually like this au or even wanna make stuff for it JDHHFDHDJ#Feel free to use it for whatever 👍#Welcome home#welcome home wally#welcome home howdy#welcome home barnaby#welcome home eddie#welcome home frank#wally darling#howdy pillar#barnaby b beagle#welcome home poppy#poppy partridge#eddie dear#frank frankly#Anyone can be Wally’s neighbor#However you gotta sacrifice an eye to become family#Though#you have no choice whether you become family or not#Welcome home mob au
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#mash#mash 4077#hawkeye pierce#father francis mulcahy#charles emerson winchester iii#trapper john mcintyre#margaret houlihan#frank burns#max klinger#bj hunnicutt#henry blake#colonel potter#sidney freedman#radar o'reilly#Note: you would look like the character and be expected to perform all of their duties#You can however act as you wish and can alter things as your character#In other words you have the ability to either play your role to a T or to cause mass chaos#Or for those who choose Hawkeye a bit of both#Mash polls#Polls
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quick little comic off of my all-time favorite scene scene in @polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup 's The First Step of Kintsugi--the dialogue t never fails to make me (loudly) cackle!
#and by 'quick' I mean:#'jesus christ why is jon bernthal's face so recognizable and yet so hard to draw help my job has leeched out my brain and my artistic abili#I DID IT THO also i can draw peter however i want because he's my little guy :D#anyways i kept cracking up while i was drawing this because GOD peter and Frank's dialogue is hilarious#SYN your witty dialogue and storycrafting ability has me in shambles i have so many characters taking over my brain thanks to you#i have read kintsugi a uh. frankly embarrassing amount of times and it has reshaped my brain chemistry#<3 <3 <3#art from the ally
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asking someone where they were when the foundations music video dropped feels like asking someone where they were on 9/11
#me personally i genuinely don’t remember which is SO FUCKING ANNOYING#i do however remember vividly where i was when basically im gay by dan howell dropped#mcr#my chemical romance#gerard way#frank iero#ray toro#mikey way#mcr gerard#mcr frank#mcr mikey#mcr ray#the foundations of decay#mcr swarm#mcr reunion
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