#francis' roleplays

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

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HUNGARY LEND ME YOUR FRYING PAN

Please?

- @ask-the-awesome-prussian

*Sigh* What do you even need it for? Are you cooking something Prussia? I'll be happy to give it to you if thats what you plan to do.

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

(Germany approaches, slightly drunk.)

PAPA I NEED YOUR ADVICE PLEASE

@ask-hetalia-germany

WH- HUH?!?! WHAT??!!

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

I was trying to get to Paris to try some French cuisine but I ended up in Amsterdam and I don't know how to get to your country... please help

@ask-the-spherical-nation

HUH?!

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

Well, yeah. We're not even legally HUMANS.

Oh, how I love America's Halloween parties!!! He always gives us candies after :))

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

!!!!!

Hey!! Everyone!! Since we have reached 60 followers, have some free baguettes!! 🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖

This time, i'd like to invite my son, @americaninstigator over for the feast!!

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

REASONS WHY YOU ARE SO BREEDABLE

You're France

You're so hot and sexy

You're France

Do I have to explain? You're France 😉

GET OUT OF MY INBOX.

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

How much do you spend on haircare products

Show us the receipts, Francis

Never! A true master never reveals his secret, hmph.

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

To disprove some weird theory of their's, probably.

If you were to get arrested, what would it be for?

Why are you curios about such things friend? Did my boss send you?

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

What did you tell him?

Arthur told me that he has multipule pictures of me on his wall 0_0

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

Why are you getting so pressed over literally nothing???

Phil is that you?

If so..

Then NON, that food IS atrocious!

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

Mister Austria lost me at Walmart ⊂⁠(⁠・⁠▽⁠・⁠⊂⁠)"

- @ask-the-little-italian

Wh- There are Walmarts in Austria???

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

Why are you all so emotional all the time?

silly... Stupid<3

- @ask-hws-norge

Why are you so mean?

I thought we were best friends

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

?

Today, while walking home from a meeting, I saw a dead cat. Aside from the flies, it looked very peaceful. I hope that's what death feels like for mortals. Filthy yet beautiful and peaceful.

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

Is wine art?

@ask-the-spherical-nation

Yes.

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

Also, since we're talking about my issues, someone got me pregnant. I suspect England's spells have something to do with it.

@ask-hetalia-germany

... Con.. grats?.. wait, no.

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

Honhonhon.. guess i'm in this, now.

@askthearistocrat, @thelittleliechtensteiner, @ask-the-spherical-nation, @ask-the-pearloftheorient, @askthelittlegenius!!

Join me!!

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen