#fr1dge

[peepee-poopoo-lord]

would it be possible for you to draw the one and lonely Jade Harley?

Yes here’s you Jade Harley !!

[peepee-poopoo-lord]

uh oh..

KSKSJSLSKSKLASIIS OKAY GENOS-

I'D NEVER SAY NO TO U 🤚

Tagging: @kingkyoujurou @presidentmonica @laudthingcat @kampfkuchen85 @cherrykamado @bxbycake @happygoluckyalexis @tonaken + anyone who wants to <3

[1nf3ct3d-x3]

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, I NEED A ENERGY DRINK.

*Th3 wh1te 0ne (bit) pr0ceeds t0 r4id th3 fr1dge 4nd chug 4 m0nster. H3 ju5t.... d0wned th3 wh0le th1ng-*

MY DR1NK5- DUD3???

[fridge-04]

Gently slides this across the table to you

[very-polite-parasite]

maybe 1f 1 put them 1ns1de the fr1dge...

[cowboyfr1end]

latula’s an adm1ttedly handy chef, but she also can’t smell or taste much of anyth1ng? what she does know how to make usually gets seasoned exponent1ally on one end of the spectrum... 1’ve caught her eat1ng exp1red mayo just for the lols, so 1 don’t even know 1f 1 should be trust1ng her judgment tbh.

[ask-homestuck-shenaniquins]

Who's the best at cooking around the hive?

"So, ThInG iS, tHaT'd Be A tIe BeTwEeN sUmMoNeR aNd SiGnLeSs"

*CLATTER*

"... SpEaKiNg Of..."

"STOP EAT1NG THE FUCK1NG CHEESE"

"gRRAARRHhh-"

"1 AM

MAK1NG FOOD

R1GHT NOW

YOU GREEDY MOTHER FUCKER"

"DO YOU EVEN REAL1Z3 HOW FUCK1NG

1RR1TAT1NG

YOU ARE?

1 W1SH 1 COULD JUST FUCK1N-"

*ahem*

",,, hI?"

"oh,,, hey, boys, d1nner should be ready soon,"

(1f monkey man here can stop 1nhal1ng the ent1rety of the fr1dge's contents,,)

",,,love you,,,"

(... SuMmOnEr MaKeS aWeSoMe DiNnErS aNd SiGnLeSs MaKeS tHe MoSt AmAzInG bReAkFaSt AnD dEsSeRt.

ToO bAd He OnLy CoOkS wHeN iT's RaInInG...)

(cRONUS CAN ALSO MAKE REALLY GOOD BREAKFAST,,, bUT HE USUALLY ONLY COOKS FOR HIMSELF,)

[k1llc0re]

#Your horns are so funny.

pr1nt1ng th15 out and hang1ng 1t on my fr1dge :

[thefaxfox]

RT @FR1DGE8: https://t.co/FNaOmxVdKZ Sadbois plays 2 games in a row as soon as this game is done! Come cheer us on! @SSWIGameNation @TwitchTVGaming #teamgodvek #smallstreamers #godvekarmy @Streamer_Social #SSWI

https://t.co/FNaOmxVdKZ Sadbois plays 2 games in a row as soon as this game is done! Come cheer us on!@SSWIGameNation@TwitchTVGaming #teamgodvek #smallstreamers #godvekarmy @Streamer_Social #SSWI

— FR1DGE (@FR1DGE8) August 24, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/TheFaxFox

[peepee-poopoo-lord]

she skylark on my slapstick till i silly

[peppinopizza]

Turns 0ut th1s fr1dge has...

All the 1ngr1d1ents needed f0r a full engl1sh

And 0nly the 1ngr1d1ents needed f0r a full engl1sh

[jaredr0cks]

hey btw 1m eating that left 0ver sandwich 1n y0ur fr1dge

[fridge-04]

Lloyd Asplund fic be upon ye

[bullflight]

CONFIRM/DENY: DID YOU TAKE THE LAST SODA OUT OF MY FRIDGE

S1gn, you don’t even have a fr1dge or dr1nk soda.

[daddykittenacephobiafighter-blog]

N3W MOD!!! XD

!! H1 3V3RYON3!!!! 1M MOD COOK13Z!!!! XD

WHY 4M 1 “MOD COOK13Z” YOU 4SK??? YOU 4R3NT M34NT TO KNOW......... (You: O-O) XD

1M NOT A V3RY 4NGRY P3RSON, UNL3SS YOU G3T ON MY B4D S1D3.. 4ND YOU DONT W4NT TO S33 THAT >:]

1M 4 CH1C4NX P3RSON BUT 1 1D3NT1FY 4S 4N 4N1M3 CH4R4CT3R.... DONT D1SR3SP3CT MY 1D3NT1TY OR 3LS3!!!!!!!

1M D3M1ROM4NT1C BUT 1 LOV3 K1TT3N!!! XDD

OK TH4TS 4LL!!!! 1M GONNA GO H1D3 1N YOUR FR1DGE NOW *SLOWLY W4LKS 4W4Y PR3T3ND1NG YOU C4NT S33 M3*

-MOD COOK13Z

[peppinopizza]

Y0u t00k my b0dy

Y0u ru1ned my life

Y0u made me a BR1T

AND THE 0NLY TH1NG 1N Y0UR FUCK1NG FR1DGE 1S FULL ENGL1SH

@jaredr0cks helo mate foine day we are havingsh here huh, howsh the free healthcare brit