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Mommy fox takes care of her playful little fox cubs while papi's at work. A happy little family. Who wouldn't want to play/cuddle with these little foxies??? :3
#fox cub#fox#play#digital art#cartoon#my art#things that make me happy#happy days#family#love#animals#cuddly#cute animals#cute
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Handsome Heartthrob Honeybun Darling Hot Stuff Lover Mister Man Papi Shampoo Sailor My Knight Tight Butt Prince Pookie Lover Man Papa Bear Old Man My Boy Boy Toy Monkey Sweets Papi Chulo Macho Mack Kiddo Hulk Hot Pants Jellybean Schmoopy Foxy Dumpling Cowboy Ranger Handsome Big Buddy husband Noah soooo much
He answered me baba:3
WAIT IS THAT ACTUALLT BILL???!!!!!
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I need help. So, there’s a show in Re-envisionedverse called Don’t Come Killing. It’s an Undertale x FNaF AU. I already matched up the characters to whoever I thought fit them from both franchises. But, I apparently suck at drawing robots. So, I need some help from other creators on here to help me make the designs (I will credit, of course!).
Here are the characters and what character I thought they matched with (ignore Y.N. That’s an easy design):
Y.N: Adult Stuck in the Building with Frisk
Frisk: Gregory/Cassie
Flowey/Asriel: Golden Freddy (Golden Freddy looks like a very broken animatronic version of Asriel)
Toriel: Sun
Froggit: Wet Floor Sign(s)
Napstablook: Ghost Child (inhabiting a plush version of Mr. Hippo for some reason)
Sans: Lolbit
Papyrus: Foxy
All the dogs: Paper Plate Pals
Shopkeeper (Snowdin): Bonnie
Innkeeper: Funtime Freddy
Innkeeper’s kid: Bon-Bon
Monster Kid: Balloon Boy
Undyne: Roxanne Wolf
Aaron (stupid horse): Vanessa
Shyren (love her!): Helpy
Tem (?): Chica
Alphys: Circus Baby
Mettaton (tin can): Ballora
Muffet: William Afton (don’t ask why)
Burger pants: Moon (Burger pants scares me, but Moon doesn’t for some reason)
Asgore: Glamrock Freddy
Chara: Michael Afton
Gaster: Puppet (similar color palettes, makes it easier)
Any other characters are sold as pins and magnets since, as this AU’s story is mostly about a “kids TV show”. Those characters are background characters that don’t really react to what the main ones (Tori, Asgore, Flowey/Asriel, Sans, Papy, Undyne, Metta, and Alphys) say or do.
#utmv#undertale multiverse#re envisionedverse#artists on tumblr#undertale#fnaf#fnaf security breach#fnaf au#fnaf sister location#fnaf 2
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12.15.24 - Side A [12:00 am - 01:00]
1.Spice 1 - Trigga gots no heart
2.Audio Two - Top Billin
3.The Hardboys - Groupies
4.Mia-X - The Payback
5. Domo Genesis & Evidence - Victories & Losses
6.Jadakiss & Sheek Louch - Real Hip Hop
7. KRS One - Jack of spades
8. Borther Mouzone Library Card Interlude
9. Rx Papi - #Freepap
10.RAP Ferreira - Brother Mouzones Library Card
11.Boldy James - Real bad boldy
12. Greg tates Interlude
13.Saadir - Light sleeper
14.Wittgenstein Interlude
15.Earthgang - Missed calls
16.Common - Soul power
17.Dead Prez - Know your enemy
18.Transcendental meditation interlude
19.DPG - Cali is active
20. Suga Free - Dont no sucks
Side B
Wu-tang clan - The Jump off
Gravediggaz - Defective trip
Playboi Carti - R.I.P.
Mach Hommy & The God Fahim - Vibin like muhammad inside the bank safe
Leonard Nimoy Interlude
Cavalier - Custard Spoon
Rome Streetz - Heart on froze
MF Doom - Bada Bing
Gucci Mane - Off the leash
Cenobites - Keep on
Mystikal - The man right chea
Lootpack - Anthem
Goodie Mob - Black ice
Roc Marciano - Ten hoes down
Foxy Brown - BK's Anthem
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How I react when Mya comes around:
Talking to a random girl in the streets:
Me: "Hey, you! (being rude) little bitch come here! So I heard you going to that party tonight, don't forget to bring condoms, Imma tear that ass up, tonight girl!"
Random girl: "Yes, papi! I'll be there, don't worry, I got the condoms!"
Then all of a sudden Mya walks by:
Me: "oh, shit, wtf! wtf! what should I do? Look at something else, maybe she won't stop to speak to you, maybe she won't notice!"
Mya says: "Hey you!!
Me: "Who? Me?"
Mya says: "Yeah, you! Are you going to the party tonight?"
Me: "What party? I don't go to parties, I'm going to eat a happy meal with my friends at Mc Donalds later on and then go to sleep."
Mya says: "For realz? How old are you?"
Me: "Old enough!" (that's a Kanye quote in 'Poker face' by the way)
Mya says: "Okay, you are boring, I get it! k bye!"
Me: "Whew, she's gone! I always freeze when this girl comes around, I'm not a teenager anymore but my brain hasn't processed this information yet! trauma, old trauma indeed!"
The end.
P.S.:
It's the same thing with the female rapper Foxy Brown, Inga.
When she comes around I freeze too. PTSD from back in high school.
With other girls I feel comfortable around them but when Mya and Foxy come near me, I freeze, it's something I can't control. I'm human, this is one of my flaws. Because these two women are old crushes from way back in the 90s.
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Pretty Boy Freestyle
I bodied. Bodied the f#%k out of that beat. PBF is the first fragment of my art released into the world. It was my first time ever going into the studio. I had the freestyle written for months. ‘Pound Cake’ by Drake feat Jay-Z (prod. by. Boi-1da) is a song that immediately captivates you with the beat. The sample. Two giants on a track and neither of them disappoint. Naturally, it became my first freestyle because every time the original played I would always try and come up with a flow. “Jay went here but what if he took it here”. And instead of Jay taking it there I was like.. wait a minute. What if I, Josiah Kane, took it there? It took me a while to write because I wanted each bar to be perfect. The first two lines were inspired by Foxy Brown’s verse on ‘Affirmative Action’ with Nas, Cormega & AZ. “In the Black Camaro/ Firm deep” inspired
“Black Range Rover/
Gold piece Jehovah/
Young Hov/ ‘nother Jay/ Papi it’s over”.
It’s witty, braggadocious, and playful while remaining true to myself. It’s rap. There’s a lot of punchlines, which I like. One critique that I valued was to add more umph to my flow. In hindsight, I would’ve also re-recorded a few lines to make it sound cleaner. Nevertheless, I am so freaking proud of this freestyle.
Second verse I said
“Walk into Spotify/ I’m looking for Carl Chery
Tell him who’s lately/ Potatoes n the gravy/
Step into my river/ These streams is crazy/
And to all of the execs/ That sign the big checks/
With the fizzled out artists/ Looking for the real next/
It’s Josiah Kane/ You’re now looking at the best”
Carl Chery is the Creative Director/ head of Urban music at Spotify. This is me talking to him, making him aware that I know who he is and I know what I’m going for. He doesn’t know me just yet, but he will. We’ll probably talk about this down the line.
“You don’t have enough faith, Jesus told them,
I tell you the truth, if you had faith even as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, move from here to there, and it would move. Nothing would be impossible”.
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[Aita to Foxy] - Haruuuu ❤❤❤❤
[Aita to Foxy] - Babe, honey, bestie, pal
[Aita to Foxy] - Me and Luka were going to go get our nails and hair done liiiike early next month
[Aita to Foxy] - Want to come with? 🥺
[Aita to Foxy] - I swear to fucking god if my hair goes white for the winter again I'm throwing myself into a well
── 𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 ── MODERN VERSE
[ 12:52pm Haru -> Ai Ai Papi ]: Heh, fine, I guess I can come and get my nails done, its been a minute since I trated myself to that sort of thing. And what do you mean hair done?
[ 12:52pm Haru -> Ai Ai Papi ]: I'm ... Maybe if I can find someone to do some braids. I'm talking with a friend about hair coloring salons in the area, so I wanna get that opinion first. Unless that place fucking sucks and I gotta fix it.
[ 12:52pm Haru -> Ai Ai Papi ]: Heh, what? Don't want to match Robin?
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A fic of Natalie bonding with Hunter pls?
Alrighty!
NEW TO THIS
Natalie's fingers darted across the buttons and sticks on her controller as she was being hunted by Freddy, Chica, Bonnie and Foxy in Five Nights at Freddy's. Her attention sharp on every camera, while never letting the power level go unnoticed for too long. In her stint to reach 6AM, Bonnie made his way outside the door, so Natalie shut the door, keeping their attention on it to see when he'd leave.
"Hey?"
Natalie nearly jumped out of their skin as she heard Hunter's voice perk up behind her, causing them to pause the game. "Jeez, Hunter, you know how to shoot my heart rate up," she said to the boy, causing him to apologise, "Sorry! Didn't mean to scare you...what're you playing?" Natalie answered with, "Oh, Five Nights at Freddy's. Really creepy." Hunter replied, "Yeah, I can guess...hey...would you mind playing a video game...together?"
This ask caught Natalie a bit off guard, though she was still very much up to it, but energetically went to pat Hunter's head, the motion causing him to flinch. Natalie recoiled her hand back to her side, saying, "Sorry, sorry!...I'm so sorry...Yes, I'd love to play with you." Hunter's look of terror let up with a bit of a smile, before Natalie loaded in Wii Sports. "Alright, which one first?", asked the older Noceda, to which the younger replied with, "Hmm...maybe bowling?" Natalie nodded, and selected bowling for the two to play.
"Oh, I remember when me, Luz, Chiyo, and mami and papi all loved playing these games. 4 of us would play, one of us was rulekeeper. Ahh, those were the days..." Natalie lamented, sadness clear in their voice, as Hunter wrapped an arm around them and said, "It's alright...hermana." Natalie lit up in suprise, before Hunter worriedly let out, "Oh, sorry, I didn't mean-", before Natalie calmed him with, "No, no...it's fine," and let out a warm smile, causing Hunter to let out one in response.
The two began the game, Hunter quickly adapting to the controls. The game was evenly tied for a while, until Natalie managed to get a strike, at which point, she took the advantage and won the game. "Woo! You did good for a first timer, Hunter." Hunter shyly replied, "Oh...thanks.", before the two sat down on the couch, and Natalie asked, "Well, mami's out, Luz and Amity are on a date, and the others are exploring...what now?" Hunter thought for a bit, before asking, "Well...what about your favourite...an-eye-me?" Natalie chuckled, and replied, "It's pronounced, "An-ee-may", and one of my favourites? Dragon Ball Z. Here, lemme show you an episode." She then proceeded to play an episode featuring the arrival of the Ginyu Force.
Hunter asked, "Wow, you really like this show, huh?", as Natalie was doing her own Ginyu Force pose, and answered, "...Yeah.", and chuckled. "So, what do you think?", she asked Hunter, who replied, "I love it! Though...who's that lizard guy?" Natalie happily replied, "Oh, that's Frieza, the big bad. He's a galactic tyrant, and super powerful." Hunter nodded, and continued watching, loving the action.
"I love you, hermano."
"...You too, hermana."
THE END.
#disney the owl house#the owl house disney#the owl house#disney toh#toh disney#natalie noceda#natalie the owl house#the owl house natalie#natalie clawthorne#the owl house natalie clawthorne#toh natalie noceda#natalie noceda toh#natalie noceda the owl house#natalie clawthorne toh#toh natalie clawthorne#natalie clawthorne the owl house#hunter the owl house#the owl house hunter#hunter toh#toh hunter#hunter noceda
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SO MANY but all drawn so good!!
EEK my Papy! I love so much how you drew him o(≧∀≦)o 💖✨
Afdkf poor Foxy, get some rest (´・ω・`) thanks you so much for this!
Gifts for my friends ╮(─▽─)╭
drawings for my friends UwU
@nova2cosmos
@another-underfellsans
@air25
@e-icreator23
@procrastinatinglumi
@virgilsteve
@vickling27
@darky-overlord
@susartwork
@rubytale-chapter2
@artistoons-blog-thing
#reblog#not my underwizard art#underwizard fanart#underwizard#uw!papyrus#I really should draw more for my friends--#you all deserve gifts >. <
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VAV ACE smut blurb?
Genre: smut, angst
Kink(s): uuhhhh toys, masturbation, orgasm delay? daddy kink, dirty talk uwu (I promise in my other smut writings I’ll make sure what kinks I’m putting in)
Length: just right uwu
Because one of the reactions was too long and I had to shorten it. The freak took over and this came out.
ACE would barge in and ignore whatever you were doing to look for something leaving you mad. You were in your room, in the mood. The lights were dim and the door was shut. You finally had time to yourself. But as soon as you began you masturbate ACE barged in. Barely having time to cover up you laid there shocked and angry. ACE turned the light on all the way and rummaged around in the closet. You were beginning to boil. You never walked in on him when he wanted some alone time. “What the fuck Wooyoung?!” you yelled. “Couldn’t you see the door was shut?” “I’m looking for something.” he continued to rummage through the room. “Can’t you look for it later, I don’t walk in on you when you masturbate. I mean Jesus Wooyoung, do I have to lock the fucking door and put a sign on it that says “I’m clearly masturbating. Go away?” I mean come on. You wouldn’t like it if barged in on you.” Wooyoung said nothing and continued so you snapped at him. “Get out!” you yelled at the top of your lungs. You were so pissed at him. ACE stopped in his tracks which happened to be bent over the nightstand. He stood there frozen. You realized what you had done. You made him mad and now you were in for it. ACE slowly moved his head up, his cold glare meeting yours. You gulped in fear and pulled the sheet up a little more. He slowly straightened out his body and walked towards the foot of the bed his gaze never falling. “All I did was come in here to look for something. Instead of letting me find it and be on my merry way you grew inpatient and just had to yell at me.” ACE said this in his calm voice, the one he uses before he lets you have it. You said nothing. You just stared back at him totally terrified.
ACE smirked and grabbed the end of the sheet ripping it off the bed revealing your naked flesh. You watched wide-eyed as he got on the bed and crawled towards you. Before you could even register what was going on he grabbed the vibrating dildo out of your hand and shoved it in your cunt. You screamed at how rough he was being. He pumped the poor toy in and out of you while still staring right at you. You couldn’t meet his gaze anymore. You tilted you head back and began to apologize. “That’s not gonna work this time little bitch.” those last two words rolled off his tongue like poison. There was no way in hell you were getting out of this. You cried as the toy reached you further to your orgasm. You were gripping the sheets and repeating his name over and over. “Fuck, Daddy I’m sorry, p-please let me cum please!” you cried. ACE said nothing and continued. “I’m close daddy, I’m gonna-” you shrieked as ACE pulled the toy out of you. You cried out as your orgasm subsided. You thought your torture was over until ACE unzipped his fly to pull out his cock. He began pumping it. You said nothing. You were still mad at him but too exhausted to say anything. He fucked you roughly, his dirty words rolling off his tongue. All you could do was take it.
After what seemed like hours he finally let you cum, him following soon after. He pulled out of you still dripping. His cum covering your stomach and breasts. He swiped his two fingers over his tip getting the last drop and put it to your lips. “Open slut.” You opened your mouth and gagged as he shoved his fingers down your throat. He kept them there until you got every last drop.
“Next time I walk in on you masturbating you’re gonna continue and the only thing I wanna hear out of the pretty little mouth of yours is your moans. Unless you want to be taught another lesson.” ACE fixed his pants and left the room leaving you shocked and covered in his cum.
(I am so sorry bro. I just got this in my head and was like wow. I honestly feel like ACE is the type to be super calm and quiet about everything until you piss him off and then you’re doomed. This was the most interesting smut I’ve written and I literally had to pause half way through because I was dying. Like, Jang Wooyoung please. His Daddy energy is on a whole other level and I want him to fuckmejustlikethispleasedaddyuwu anYWHO the freak leaked out damn. Was it too much?)
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Me apetecía dibujar un poco de este Au creado por @owosa
siento que no me salió muy bien pero espero que os guste ^^
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She does..! I'm glad... I always liked foxes. And I remember my papi reading pirate stories to me when I was a kid... So that's how I came up with Foxy the Pirate.
Happy birthday, mi hijo!
Joe presents him with lots of gifts and a coffee flavored cake!
- @joe-fckn-fawkes
[SAME THING :3 but basically he looks like a scared cat.]
“G.. well.. t. Thank you..? I’m.. unsure.. how to respond.-sorry.-“
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Never before has the sight of a fictional character ever filled me with so much salt
#I just hate that smiley trash bag of a skeleton#why is he so popular#not even Foxy got this bad#I'm talking about Sans of course#ignore me and let me roll in my salt#Undertale#Papy is okay#I love Papy
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Part 3
Part 1
Part 2
If I ever met any of the clones or characters, I would give them their own ✨special✨ nicknames.
Kix - Coochie Mane or lightning McQueen
Hardcase- Sparky Sparky Boom Man
Tup - Shawty Tee or Boo
Jesse - Star Manz (his Tattoo sorta looks like a star lmao)
Echo - Plain Jane or Janice
Rex - T. Rex and the X manz
Cody - Jody, Sunshine, or Fruit Salad
Fives - Goatee Five Manz, Five Guy, or Numbah Five
Dogma - Woofers
Appo - Yip Yip
Fox - Foxy or Chileee
Thire - Thighs
Waxer - Baldpai or Waxed Head boi
Boil - Fleek, Fine ass eyebrow man, or Boltz
Coric - Coochie Mane Apprentice, Rico or Co-Ricmon
Wolffe - Puppy, Puthy Pink Breast Cancer, or Loup
Obi-Wan - Jesus, Hésus, Zaddy Wan, mister steal yo wife and husband or Coochie Lord
Ahsoka - Chatton, Boo, Honey, Swiper no Swiping, Swiper or Chomper
Anakin- Pretty Boy, Emo Boy, Gremlin, or robo Man
Mace - Uncle or Pops
Shaak Ti - Mama Ti or Beyoncé
Plo Koon - Snow Man, Plo man, or padre
Doku- Santa or Emo Santa
Jango Fett - Jenga, Arthur Morgan
Boba Fett - Boba Tea, Lost Melanin
Ventress - Miss V
Grevious - Cough drop, Bronchitis
Maul - Anger Fuel, Shawty turned tall, Raging man
Hondo - Papi, Jack Sparrow or Homie Condo
Padme - Beautiful, Gorgeous, or Paddy lol
Jar Jar - Big JJ or Big J
Anyone catch any references 👀
#the clone wars#star wars the clone wars#swtcw#clone troopers#star wars#mace windu#plo koon#shaak ti#anakin skywalker#ahsoka tano#darth maul#general grievous#asajj ventress#clone trooper echo#clone trooper fives#clone trooper kix#clone trooper wolffe#clone commander#commander fox#commander rex#commander cody#clone trooper dogma#clone trooper tup#clone trooper appo#clone trooper jesse#clone trooper waxer#clone trooper boil#commander thire#medic coric#clone trooper coric
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Blood for Blood: An Owl House Story Chapter 1 Part 3
Here’s Part 3! Everybody clap their hands!!
As Luz stood outside her house, getting ready to get onto the bus to, ugh, Camp Reality Check, she took stock of her supplies, as well as her “supplies.”
Compass? Check. Phone? Check. Canteen? Check. First Aid Kit? Check. Switch Blade? Check. Emergency Switch Blade? Check. Assorted Backup Knives? Check. Dismantled Gun and Bullets? Check.
Yep, with all that and her trusty Azura Books, she was ready to go! Just as she was about to put her Azura Number 5 in her backpack, she felt a hand clamp onto her shoulder.
Wrestling the combat training in her screaming to throw the appendage, and the associated body, to the ground, Luz looked over her shoulder, taking in the worried, tired visage of her Mami.
“Luz, I don’t think you should bring Azura with you.” Luz’s brain froze for a moment, struggling to process what her mother was saying. As it finally clicked, she opened her mouth to protest, only to be cut off by Camila’s hand. “I know... I know how much you love that book, and what it means to you. But the camp might not let you keep it, or even throw it away if you try to bring it. I won’t stop you if you decide to take it, but I wouldn’t recommend it. I have to leave soon, whatever you decide, you will have a few minutes to make it. And remember, I love you Mija.”
With her piece said, Camila pressed a kiss to Luz’s head, and headed to her car, before driving off. Sighing, Luz supposed her Mami was right. With a heavy heart, Luz placed her book onto a nearby trashcan, puzzling to herself what she should do.
A soft hoot caught her ears. Whipping her head back, Luz took in a peculiar sight; a small, adorable really, brown owl toting a surprisingly large bag, dropping her book into its loot. Needless to say, Luz was PISSED.
“TINY BOOK THIEF!!” With a roar, Luz took off like a bullet, carting her pack with her, and blissfully unaware of the bus passing by behind her, as she was hellbent on retrieving her property.
As she roared through the woods, desperate to not lose sight of the little owl that STOLE FROM HER, almost missing the sight of the strangely glowing doorway the owl ducked through in the strange, rickety cabin before her. Doing her best to slow down, Luz shifted from a run to a slight jog as she passed through, finding herself not in a broken-down cabin, but in a canvas tent, littered with odds and ends.
“Wow.” Luz marveled, taking in the strange sights around her, walking past the assorted knickknacks and discarded odds and ends, including a few creepy dolls. “I thought I had a lot of weird stuff. But this? This is impressive.”
“Okay, let’s see what you got for me.” A strange voice spoke up, bringing to Luz’s mind some of the smoother members of her Papi’s familia, specifically those that liked to handle goods above all else.
Peaking out of the tent, Luz took in the sight of a bizarre, and directly before her, an older woman, surprisingly foxy for her age honestly, pulling out and tossing random goods from the bag the owl had been carrying, the owl itself seeming to have fused with the staff the woman had on hand.
She pulled an honestly sweet looking smart phone, “Garbage.” Wait what?
A diamond ring, “Garbage.” Seriously!? She could fence that!!
The freaking HOLY GRAIL, “Garbage.” What was up with this lady!?!?
The strange, and Luz was beginning to believe to be crazy, woman let out a gasp, putting something “Now this...” And she was wearing novelty glasses. “This will make me rich!” Okay, crazy it is.
And next she brought out “And this... this’ll make good kindling.” OH HECK NO!! With a lunge, Luz snatched her Azura book before the candle could consume part of it.
“Yeah, this is mine, I’ll just be going thank you!” Channeling her long-dormant spazz, Luz took off like a bullet, rushing for the door that, now that she bothered to notice, was floating in the air, only to pull up short as the door, portal more like, folded in on itself.
“Your not going anywhere.” As the crazy lady loomed over her, it took far more effort than Luz would ever admit to reigning in her fear, instead opting to rush around the woman and out the back of the tent.
As she sprinted through the wilderness, Luz idly noticed how unusual it looked, matching none of the biomes she studied in her after school sessions over the years, but filed it away for later.
As she ran, Luz eventually pulled alongside a cliff, gaping slightly as she took in the sight of the sprawling city before her, crawling with beasts, fiends, and creatures of all shapes and sizes, even the buildings seeming to be a mix of of living being and inanimate object.
“Mami always worried I might end up in the bad place...” Luz half-joked to herself, mind reeling at the sight before her. As a little fairy fluttered up to her, Luz decided to focus on it to distract herself. “Hey little fairy, you here to tell me this is all a bad dream?”
She was pretty sure this wasn’t, but it never hurt to be sure. She was NOT prepared for the “fairy’s” mouth to open up far to wide for it’s head and reveal a mouth of too large teeth demanding her skin. Not even blinking, and honestly glad to deal with something more familiar, she was far more used to threats of harm than whatever was going on now, Luz whipped out her nearest knife and took off the creatures head.
“Pretty good reflexes kid.” Whirling around, Luz spotted the crazy lady from earlier, grinning as carefree as can be, staff in hand.
“If you think I’ll let you eat my skin without a fight, you’ve got another thing coming!” Bracing herself for violence, Luz moved to pull out another knife, only to stop at the woman’s laughter. It wasn’t harsh or cruel, rather, it was delighted, and a little incredulous.
“Eat you!?” As the woman’s chuckles subsided, she drew in close. “Why would I eat...” Please don’t say new slave please don’t say new slave please don’t say new slave!!! “A POTENTIAL CUSTOMER!!”
...What?
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Another day, another raid. Ike had gone on about some important thing they needed to do and Nicki hadn't asked any questions. She figured if they were out there, it was for a good reason. When had Isaac ever steered her wrong? Well, besides that one time when way back when he was sure the store had the good stuff and then there were scavengers on their ass....oh, and that time in Rhode Island....
Okay, so he might have steered her wrong a few times, but most of the time, Isaac's plans worked out well. And when they didn't, she got to cave in some skulls. So it really was a win-win. And as they grew closer to the home depot, Nicki didn't really see how this could be a bad thing. Maybe she could pick up some tools and such to take back as well. Her lips pulled into her foxy smirk as she hummed in amusement. "Relax, Papi, I know how to handle a big rig with a stick. I know my way around you, don't I?"
Nicki waited for Isaac to slip through the fence before following him. She noticed the cars and a small pain ran through her as she thought about her Persephone. "Did you check any of these cars to see if they had any gas?" If there was good fuel she could fill up her baby and take her for a little spin. Just one to get her tires going and parts working.
While Ike had his bat, Nicki had her machete and a crowbar. The blade was swinging on her hip in the make-shift sleeve she had fastened for it and the crowbar was secured to her back with the old quiver she "borrowed" from a scavenger a while back. While on the one hand she didn't want to have to pull them out, but if the time came, she was not going to hesitate on using them. And the AZs over in the old garden center reminded her that she needed to be ready for either scenario. Her weapons bounced against her as she followed Isaac's path. Although she about came to a stop when he finally explained why they were there. "Wait, we came all the way out here to get stuff to make a fucking bee house?" she asked, keeping her voice to a low hiss so as to not attract the AZs....or anyone else that might be lurking about.
@nickitxrres * at the home despot
"Now, we better hash this out before we have to duke it out at the moment of truth," Ike said as they cut through the chain link fence that surrounded the big box hardware store. "I know you fancy yourself some kinda Fast and Furious chick, and you really are impressive when you're handling Persephone, but I dunno how much experience you got driving heavy truck and transport."
He swung himself through the hole they'd made with ease, which meant Nicki would slip through like a shadow behind him, and rested his barbed-wire bat against his shoulder as he looked across the parking lot to the store. There were rusted-out cars grouped closer in; where the two of them were standing was mostly broken-up asphalt with plants starting to overgrow it. And near the side where the garden centre had once been, Ike could make out the vague movements of mostly-stationary AZs. With nothing to excite them, they just stood there like the world's ugliest topiaries.
"When I cased this place," Ike said, pointing to where he was talking about, "there were two semis backed up to the loading bay. I checked, the gas is still good and the keys are in the ignition, so that's how we're gonna be getting the lumber and paint and all that other shit outta here."
He snorted, starting to make a wide circle towards the hardware store at a brisk lope as he brought up the reason for this jaunt. "Have you met beekeeper Joel? He's nice but damn high-strung. He told me a whole long story about a certain kind of Romanian bee-house he needs to construct, and how all that scrap wood we've got back home is run down to shit. Completely useless to him."
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