#fox/palpatine

[darka-3363]

A Star Wars fic where, due to a clerical error, Obi-Wan Kenobi is sent to supervise the Coruscant Guard for two weeks while he heals his broken arm, instead of being sent to some other planet to negotiate a cease-fire.

Suddenly, Commander Fox understands why Cody likes his general so much. The man is ruthlessly efficient, and bitches about natborn politicians as if he'd been in the guard this whole time.

Meanwhile Palpatine has conniptions because Obi-Wan is on his No Senate Meeting List, because he actually can understand all that's being said and then is able to translate it into simpler words, which is so not bueno for Sheev. He wants people to be more confused, not less.

[motherofoompaloompas]

Memes that have definitely been sent to the Corries' group chat

Pt 1, Pt 2, Pt 3, Pt 4, Pt 5, Pt 6, Pt 7, Pt 8, Pt 9, Pt 10

[phantasm-echo]

Cue Exit Music (for a Film) by Radiohead

RIP fives you will be dearly missed (whether you come back from the dead to become an inquisitor or not)

+ doodles to lighten the mood ig

[terapsina]

Please explain your reasoning in the tags and may the Force be with you.

[gamelpar]

there are few things more powerful than the 15+ cups of caf Fox lives on every day

[ominouspuff]

Corrie guard mood board

[furious-blueberry0]

Fuck the "Palpatine torturing Fox with force lightning" shit

I need more "Palpatine begging Fox to stop beating up and killing civilians in front of the fucking cameras and to please only do that where the media will not be able to find proof of that"

thank you very much

[cc1010fox]

Thire: So...you just...screamed...? Fox: It just...came out of me... Thire: Out of nowhere? Fox: I wouldn't say that...I feel like I was holding that in for half of my life...and it just...came out... Thire: Huh... Fox: Sheev was listing my tasks for the next tenday, and I just... Thire: Literally scared him to death... Fox, standing over Palpatine's body: Yeah... Thire: So...we're going to say he just had a heart attack, right? Fox: Please. Thire: Don't worry, vod. I'll convince his guards to change their story, for Palpatine's sake. Fox: That might work... Thire, laying a hand on his shoulder: Do you feel better? Fox: I feel...oddly relieved... Thire: Don't get too comfortable. Until the Senate figures out how to handle this, there's only one person who can keep this place running. Fox, panicked: I-I murdered him! Take me to prison! Thire, laughing: Nice try, Chancellor.

[twinterrors29]

one day, Cody embarrasses himself in front of his General badly enough that he decides the only solution is to fake his death, forcing everyone else in the battalion to refer to him as Commander Colby, Commander Cody's 'replacement'

little does he know that Obi-Wan can tell that Cody isn't really dead, but is just too polite to bring it up with Commander 'Colby' even though he doesn't quite understand why his Commander felt the need to go through this masquerade

until he accidentally reveals his knowledge a month later by accidentally referring to his 'new' Commander as Cody, then immediately recognizing his faux pas and apologizing profusely for 'dead-naming' his Commander

'Colby' is so mortified that his scheme was seen through that he immediately fakes his death again and returns as the miraculously-revived Cody, and swears everyone to secrecy about the matter

which, of course, means that the entire GAR knows about the incident within a standard week

while Rex is busy making sure that Cody never lives this down, Fox decides that the idea is genius and decides to replicate it himself on Coruscant whenever he thinks a Senator is starting to get too familiar with him

this is why there's so many different named Coruscant Guard Commanders: it's all Fox all the way down

the Chancellor is baffled by this, but can't let on that he's noticed Fox's charade without risking revealing that he can tell all of the 'different Commanders' he interacts with are the same man using the Force, so he is forced to play along

[grandkhan221b]

Still on my clone wars bullshit

[jekyllnahyena]

Give it some time Fox, he's trying his best

more dumb doodles in the Fox is the fav and thus has somehow ended up with an allpowerful evil grandpa

[writersglock]

Fox delivering a toast at the Emperor's birthday party : I have only cried twice in my life, the first, when I was told I'd have to pay taxes, and tonight when I heard the Emperor survived his assassination attempt...please try harder next time.

Palpatine, leans over to Mas Ahemdda: Who is that strange clone?...

Mas Ahemdda: Your head of security, sir.

[motherofoompaloompas]

Some more memes that have been sent to the corrie group chat

pt 1

[phantasm-echo]

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY EVERYONE!!! For this special occasion (and the release of tales of the empire) I’m bringing back inquisitor fives hehehehe

[1-800-crscnt]

actually really enjoying the idea of Palpatine not caring at all about what Fox does besides his actual job (so having a more or less normal if not annoying relationship) and occasionally hearing those outlandish rumors the other Guardsmen start for fun. Fox will be going over some last minute security detail changes for an important visitor, and Palpatine would just take a quick peek inside of his mind and hears “I should tell my men to stop telling the others that I kidnap and dangle people over acid tanks if they wander too far from streetlamps” and he does not bring this up. ever. of course he would figure out this stuff is not true, but it would be funnier if he thought it was for some reason, and secretly tolerated Fox a little more than usual because of it.

[risingmoonyue]

AU in which the chancellor dies in a freak (probably Zillo-beast related) accident. Everyone is attending his funeral and really, the Jedi are trying really hard to mourn but it’s incredibly difficult to when the entirety of the coruscant guard is apparently throwing a mental and spiritual party so loud in the Force Dathomir can feel it.