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Its so sad there isnt a jorking it equivilent for food

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insanity that they trained us to dislike body hair. body hair. that's just fuzz. that is just FUZZINESS!!! humans being fuzzy, it's one of our most adorable traits????

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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

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"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

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damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

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There is a small child in this cafe writhing and screaming with such violence and rage that they keep running out of breath and coughing. The source of her rage? Her mom asked her to eat a single grape.

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Lakota Nation vs. United States (Jesse Short Bull & Laura Tomaselli, 2022)

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worst relationship status to have w someone is “objectively they’re a fine person who is nice but i don’t enjoy their company as much as they enjoy mine”

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I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

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this is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

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I still need to read the Illiad /-\;

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cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason

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these are my dialogue options when you talk to me btw