#found this in my drafts?
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Had an epiphany back in september and decided I needed a cockatrice sona
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
#found this beautiful gem in my drafts and couldnt let her go to waste#frog rambles#idk whay this is about. or if its anything. but i think its funny
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do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home
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Yo mama so inactive she deactivated
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yes & no by natalie wee
#found this in my drafts#i truly think of this at least once a week#this is my roman empire#art#words#writing#poetry#natalie wee
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national identities were a hoax invented by Big Nineteenth Century to sell more fascism
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percy when someone asks who's the head councilor of the poseidon cabin
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No, indeed it is hardly possible to separate you even when he is summoned to a secret council and you are not.
SAM & FRODO IN THE LORD OF THE RINGS
#lord of the rings#frodo baggins#samwise gamgee#lotredit#tolkienedit#tolkiensource#filmedit#filmgifs#*gifs#userelio#useralison#useraurore#tuserhan#userfanna#underbetelgeuse#userraffa#usersavana#userhella#usersugar#userleah#tuserlou#usertreena#useraish#usertj#found this in my drafts... do not perceive this inconsistent colouring
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to be taking a bath with a girl and playing with her tits and kissing her neck. hearing how she falls apart from my touch. maybe my hand will slip under the water and play with her clit just so i can hear her moans echo off the bathroom walls, who knows.
#found this in my drafts jeez this is so old#txt post#wlw nsft#mine#lesbian nsft#lesbian#nsft lesbian#sapphic nsft#nsft wlw#dom/sub#dom/sub butch4femme nsft#masc4brat#masc4femme#butch4femme nsft#wlw dom/sub#wlw nstf#lgbt nsft#nsft sapphic#sapphic ns/fw#sapphic#wlw naft#wlw
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#found this in my drafts#adventure time#fionna and cake#simon petrikov#fionna campbell#cake the cat#jake the dog#finn the human#adventure time fanart#fionna and cake fanart#fanart#my art
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#colin 'i am your chaperone' bridgerton
#*gifs#1k#bridgerton#bridgertonedit#colin bridgerton#colinbridgertonedit#luke newton#polin#polinedit#dailypolin#bridgertonblr#dailybridgerton#userkatiec#ughmerlin#userhann#uservalentina#jemmablossom#userbeckett#userneve#worrying about her being alone... baby the only one compromising her is you<3#(just found this in my drafts forgot about it entirely WHOOPS)
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𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 +𝟏𝟖
you're pleasure is so important to eddie. his one goal every time you fuck is to give you the most blinding, intense orgasm possible, but once he makes you cum all bets are off. that's when he really lets loose because then he's just chasing his own end. his whole weight comes down against you. crushes you beneath him and it's slick and warm with your combined sweat and his thrusts get wild, earth shatteringly hard. just plowing home in desperate search of release and it's so goddamn overstimulating, his hips slamming little ah ah ah's out of you with every frantic hump
you can practically feel his moans echoing in your skull, hardly dulled by his face buried in the pillows beneath you, his sweat-damp curls tickling at your face
and oh man.. thinking about him just pressing you so deep into the mattress. he's so sweaty. it's hard to keep ahold of him, your fingers scramble, nails biting into his slippery skin in an effort to keep him in your grasp. you can barely breathe, you're still winded from your orgasm and he's laying on top of you, he's panting and whining into your neck, POUNDING into you so so desperately because shit he's close
his thrusts get erratic but simultaneously harder and so much more powerful. his balls are slapping your ass and it's sloppy. it's loud. he's making noises into your ear that have you losing your goddamned Mind
and when he finally cums? it's borderline fucking violent
his moan is practically a shout against the curve of your throat. he slams into you so hard that it pushes you up the mattress a little. it has him gripping your shoulder and hip to keep you in place m, to force your further onto his cock until you're nearly crying at how deep he is and, god, he just KEEPS CUMMING. tightening his arms and rutting into you with these little groans that practically vibrate your skull and-
#found this buried in my drafts#wrote it in a post-sex haze and then promptly forgot about it in typical Me fashion#eddie munson#eddie munson smut#eddie munson imagine#eddie munson x gender neutral reader#eddie munson x reader#eddie smut#eddie imagine#eddie munson x reader smut#eddie munson x you#eddie munson x y/n#eddie munson stranger things#*
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Being a sex-positive personally-sex-repulsed ace is weird cuz like reading about sex? Awesome. Writing about sex? Not much more intolerable than writing about anything else. Sex is good. Sex is normal. Sex is only as important as you let/want it to be. Kinks are natural expressions of sexuality. Sexual purity is a scam. Bodies are nothing to be ashamed of. Sex work is no more exploitative than any other kind of labor. If you touch me I will throw up on you.
#by apples#lmao found this in my drafts and the last sentence took me outtttt#asexuality#queer queer queer we're all queer here
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i hate it when i refer to a woman as a cowboy and then someone corrects me "erm actually shes a cowgirl!!" no she's not. cowboy is all genders you cannot separate the power of yeehaw
#found this in my drafts#dc speaks!!#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#cowboys#cowgirl is too sexualized tbh#looking at the reblogs giggling and kicking my feet
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