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Give me asks; I’m bored for the next couple hours
#me#girl#selfie#cute#emorap#alternative#sadgirl#lilpeep#sadboylife#love#beautiful#pretty#sad girl life#sad#sadboi#sad thoughts#baddie#forklift certified#warehouse#fit on point#asks open#send asks#send me asks
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Thominally in a kissing competition because Gally and Minho are always at each other's throats about who can do what better, and Thomas is just there to shovel fuel into the fire
(this was loosely inspired by this Appledash post)
#Thomas is forklift certified specifically in dumping charcoal into the blazing inferno that is Gally and Minho's competitive spirits#I don't remember the point of this post except to say that I think Gally would win and Thomas would get second#and then Minho would get sulky about it before Gally and Thomas kiss the shuck out of him#(in an alternate universe Thomas wins and Minho gets second and they kiss the sour grapes out of Gally)#(also don't ask what a kissing competition is because I don't know. I simply got inspired)#thominally#tmr minho#tmr thomas#tmr gally#rambles#I don't take constructive criticism because I'm not wrong
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// I think Alexa met his kewpie Leal when them & Valera were hollering about forklift certification and idk what prompted this but Alexa threatened to seduce/bone Valera's forklift
#mun post.#// idk WHAT exactly happened in the conversation to get Alexa to rizz up a forklift but yeah that's def one of the first interactions he had#with his qp and tbh Alexa should spend every day wondering how his dumb ass bagged that delight of an alternate
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Green energy is in its heyday.
Renewable energy sources now account for 22% of the nation’s electricity, and solar has skyrocketed eight times over in the last decade. This spring in California, wind, water, and solar power energy sources exceeded expectations, accounting for an average of 61.5 percent of the state's electricity demand across 52 days.
But green energy has a lithium problem. Lithium batteries control more than 90% of the global grid battery storage market.
That’s not just cell phones, laptops, electric toothbrushes, and tools. Scooters, e-bikes, hybrids, and electric vehicles all rely on rechargeable lithium batteries to get going.
Fortunately, this past week, Natron Energy launched its first-ever commercial-scale production of sodium-ion batteries in the U.S.
“Sodium-ion batteries offer a unique alternative to lithium-ion, with higher power, faster recharge, longer lifecycle and a completely safe and stable chemistry,” said Colin Wessells — Natron Founder and Co-CEO — at the kick-off event in Michigan.
The new sodium-ion batteries charge and discharge at rates 10 times faster than lithium-ion, with an estimated lifespan of 50,000 cycles.
Wessells said that using sodium as a primary mineral alternative eliminates industry-wide issues of worker negligence, geopolitical disruption, and the “questionable environmental impacts” inextricably linked to lithium mining.
“The electrification of our economy is dependent on the development and production of new, innovative energy storage solutions,” Wessells said.
Why are sodium batteries a better alternative to lithium?
The birth and death cycle of lithium is shadowed in environmental destruction. The process of extracting lithium pollutes the water, air, and soil, and when it’s eventually discarded, the flammable batteries are prone to bursting into flames and burning out in landfills.
There’s also a human cost. Lithium-ion materials like cobalt and nickel are not only harder to source and procure, but their supply chains are also overwhelmingly attributed to hazardous working conditions and child labor law violations.
Sodium, on the other hand, is estimated to be 1,000 times more abundant in the earth’s crust than lithium.
“Unlike lithium, sodium can be produced from an abundant material: salt,” engineer Casey Crownhart wrote in the MIT Technology Review. “Because the raw ingredients are cheap and widely available, there’s potential for sodium-ion batteries to be significantly less expensive than their lithium-ion counterparts if more companies start making more of them.”
What will these batteries be used for?
Right now, Natron has its focus set on AI models and data storage centers, which consume hefty amounts of energy. In 2023, the MIT Technology Review reported that one AI model can emit more than 626,00 pounds of carbon dioxide equivalent.
“We expect our battery solutions will be used to power the explosive growth in data centers used for Artificial Intelligence,” said Wendell Brooks, co-CEO of Natron.
“With the start of commercial-scale production here in Michigan, we are well-positioned to capitalize on the growing demand for efficient, safe, and reliable battery energy storage.”
The fast-charging energy alternative also has limitless potential on a consumer level, and Natron is eying telecommunications and EV fast-charging once it begins servicing AI data storage centers in June.
On a larger scale, sodium-ion batteries could radically change the manufacturing and production sectors — from housing energy to lower electricity costs in warehouses, to charging backup stations and powering electric vehicles, trucks, forklifts, and so on.
“I founded Natron because we saw climate change as the defining problem of our time,” Wessells said. “We believe batteries have a role to play.”
-via GoodGoodGood, May 3, 2024
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Note: I wanted to make sure this was legit (scientifically and in general), and I'm happy to report that it really is! x, x, x, x
#batteries#lithium#lithium ion batteries#lithium battery#sodium#clean energy#energy storage#electrochemistry#lithium mining#pollution#human rights#displacement#forced labor#child labor#mining#good news#hope
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Okay. New list of thirsty things the MK1 characters can do with you using titan magic.
Ty to @matchbet-allofthetime for inspiration the list lmao
🔞 🔞 🔞 Spicy/Explicit after the cut 🔞 🔞 🔞
Reblog and tag with your favorite MK1 titan so I know who we're thinking about [and so I can write character specific additions for]
Imagine dry humping some MK1 character, straddling their leg as they grind it between your thighs, then suddenly boom - titan amulet- and the leg between your thighs is suddenly thicker.
They can catch you between their thighs and keep you forever.
They can keep you pressed down entirely with hands that can splay entirely across your back
They can wrap a hand entirely around your thigh
They can hold both your hands at once
They can pin both your wrists over your head at once
Lift your legs up around them like you're a human wheelbarrow
Hold you down on the ledge of a stage-height object. [The hood of a full-sized truck for example.] Your toes could dangle well above the ground and they'd still be able to rail you from behind, flat footed.
All of them is bigger at that point.
Bigger thighs
bigger hands
Bigger feet
I'm not even excited about the bigger cock when they got-
Bigger thicker longer fingers
Bigger thumbs
Thicker longer tongues.
Pregame with oral sex would be insane - it's splitting you open wider while plunging deeper.
For penis-owner-operators, oral cavity is wider/longer/deeper with broader/longer tongue, more muscle in the throat, probably more suction power, and a gag reflex that is further back than normal.
Laying on them would be more like laying on furniture.
Bigger bitemarks if you're into that.
Handjobs more intense across all genders.
Size queens can break a sweat.
Itty bitty pussy committe can run a peg race on the 10 digits, working up from smallest finger to largest finger to tongue. If cock is too big it can still be used to tease before the titan magic can be deactivated and the regular-sized cock brings some relief.
One hand around the neck would go all the way around the neck.
One hand on each asscheek would give much fuller coverage
Both hands around your waist and their fingertips interlace over your spine while the thumbs touch over your naval.
Alternatively Both hands around your waist and their fingertips interlace over your naval while the thumbs touch behind your back.
Making you ride their knee the entire time because they know you can't *actually* take it no matter how much you beg
Making you ride their hand/finger for the same reason
Giving in after you've been soaked with lube and -
Impaling you on their cock just to watch you slowly slide down and stretch out around it, letting gravity itself pull you down, Vlad Tepish style
Getting sick of gravity and lifting you back up by the thighs with their forearms like a forklift just to slap their hips up against you, driving it back in all the way
Nipple sucking means a lot more breast tissue past the lips
Can hold you down over their knee/lap and finger you with as big /as many fingers as it takes to reach your goals
Backscratches that leave no skin untraced
Can grab more hair or palm your entire head if you're into that
Can wrap whole hand around your hand while you're trying to give them a handjob, even if your hands can barely get around their shaft.
Can hold you down on his face.
To Doja Cat's joy, noses now up to 2x bigger in some cases.
Can absolutely hold you in a way that stops your hips from shaking
But not your insides, those still quivver.
Don't forget to tag your favorite titan! (Reblog and tag with your favorite MK1 titan so I know who we're thinking about [and so I can write character specific additions for])
#mk1#mortal kombat#mortal kombat 1#mk1 imagine#mortal kombat imagine#mortal kombat imagines#bi han#sub zero#subzero#kuai liang scorpion#kuai liang#smoke tomas vrbada#tomas vrbada#johnnycage#johnny cage#liu kang mk1#liu kang#raiden#syzoth#reptile syzoth#mk syzoth#rain mk#mortal kombat rain#mileena#sindel#kitana mortal kombat#mk kitana#mortal kombat kitana#sub-zero#kenshi takahashi
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I did not include anything else too closely relating to reading or writing (like "Works in a book store/library/writes for a newspaper) in order to avoid a sweep Mr Skrunkles is an adult of at least 30 here. PLEASE throw out more alternate ideas in the replies or reblogs if you can think of something not on this list!
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The world's most entitled fucking old white man is in my office and the fact that I haven't set him on fire yet should be applauded.
Long rant incoming:
This old and crusty white British dude has been living in the Bahamas for the last 30 years and now he's moving here to Canada. He had his stuff shipped in crates. He called back in September to let us know that he "took the liberty" of putting our office as the ship-to destination. Without asking us.
Okay. Whatever. So he says these crates will arrive "sometime" and that we should contact him when they do to arrange delivery to his new house. We have no agreement with him, there's no inventory list, no date of delivery, no home address, nothing. He hasn't even asked our rates (so I'm assuming money is not an issue 🙄).
I hear nothing from him again until this week.
Suddenly he's in my office, and the crates will be here "tomorrow or the next day" and he's barking instructions on "exactly how this is going to be done" and freaking out when we offer ANY alternative ideas (because his ideas are dumb as fuck).
Okay. WHATEVER. We'll do what he says cause he's paying for it. 🙄
So now at least I have a weight for the crates. Over 3500 fucking pounds. So I ask, are the delivery guys going to unload these crates into the warehouse? Cause we don't have a forklift. "I have no idea what the delivery men have!! Why would I know that??"
😑😑😑
Okay well. If they don't, we can't fuckin help you and maybe you should have checked BEFORE SENDING YOUR SHIT HERE.
Anyway. Using the weight as a guide, I put together an estimate for how long it's going to take to break down these crates and move all his shit. I send him this estimate and he calls SCREAMING "what the hell is this charge?? I'm not paying that! You said there was an hourly rate!"
Yes, an hourly rate, and this is an *estimate* at how many hours this job will take. If it takes less time, you'll be charged less. If it takes more time, you'll be charged more.
"I'M NOT PAYING THIS! REMOVE THIS CHARGE IMMEDIATELY!"
It's not a charge sir... it's an estimate.
"YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME! SEND ME A BILL WITH THE HOURLY RATE! DO YOU WANT MY BUSINESS OR NOT??"
No, not really. But of course my boss says yes. So I send him a new estimate, with the minimum charge listed, and a huge note saying "this is only the minimum charge, we charge BY THE HOUR and this job WILL TAKE LONGER THAN THIS and cost more than what is listed here."
He accepts it. I GUARANTEE he's going to be a total cunt when he gets the bill and it's more than the minimum. But whatever, boss man's the one losing money when this asshole won't pay, not me.
This morning he calls the office. The "idiot" driver "didn't do what he was supposed to do" and now his shit is stuck at customs. So he's emailing me a bunch of customs paperwork for me to print out for him?? Hello?? We are not a fucking Staples sir. Print your own shit.
Of course I do it, because it's my job to kiss old people's asses all day. 😑
He comes in and I give him the stack of papers. He looks through them and, while standing in my office, calls the customs agent and starts yelling at *her* because he's stupid and confused and doesn't understand the paperwork (which was a very straightforward inventory of his items that he just needed to sign). So now I'm trying to do my job and deal with other customers while this stupid asshole is standing 3 feet away yelling at customs ON SPEAKERPHONE.
Finally he gets off the phone and is like, I have to take these to the border (which is not far, this city is right on the us/can border) to get them stamped, then I'm coming back here and you're going to scan and email them for me.
😑
Yeah. Okay. Whatever gets you out of my fucking office. Sure I'll be your personal secretary. 🖕🖕🖕
Oh. And then he mentions that the customs agent he was just screaming at IS HIS SON'S GIRLFRIEND. I'm sure she loves family gatherings... 😑
So now these crates probably won't be delivered today after all. Which means I have to reschedule this stupid move. And we have NO availability til next Saturday, we are *swamped* next week. Which means he's gonna have to pay for storage if he wants to keep his crap here. I'm sure *that* will go over well. 🙄
So that's where we're at in the customer service drama for now. I'm *certain* there will be more. 😮💨
Also, I'm still recovering from my infection and feel like shit and probably shouldn't even be around people (I've been masking like a good boy, at least).
Also also, this fucker called me "young lady" about 30 fucking times and I swear to fucking god my blood pressure is off the charts. Gender shit aside (I've accepted being misgendered as a requirement of getting paid, for now) I AM ALMOST 40 FUCKING YEARS OLD. This guy is gonna get a boot to the fuckin head.
Rant over.
😮💨
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do you listen to alternative music?
Haha, I don’t really know what that means 🤣 Uuhhh, I don’t really have a “type” of music I listen to? I just listen to whatever makes me brain happy. I’ll recommend you some stuff
Weird Science- oingo boingo
Music Sounds Better With You- stardust
Rabbit Hole- DECO*27
Redesign Your Logo- Lemon Demon
Hard To Be the Bard- Something Rotten!
I LUV IT- PSY
Vandalize- ONE OK ROCK
The Girl Who Fell From the Sky- Joe Hisaishi
Forklift Simulator- Sbassbear
For The Love of God- Mindless Self Indulgence
Alright- Jamiroquai
Read Between the Lines- Tom Cardy
Death Of The First Born- Hans Zimmer
3asal Ya Nas- Ruby
Cà Phê- MIN
GO!- Santigold+Karen O
The Girl Who sells Misfortune- Kikuo
They’re all great, I promise
#asks#I don’t really know the different categories of music#I don’t even know the difference between classic rock and whatever other kind of rock there is
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COC Day 02 ▪︎ Alternate Universe
“Aeroplanes don’t stop being aeroplanes when they’re on the ground.”
– Wayward Son, @rainbowrowell
Some Planes AU thoughts, because why not:
Simon is an experimental RAF aircraft based on the Panavia Tornado
He’s made for bombing and interception, but his shit goes haywire often, messing with the radios and instruments of everything around him
Simon has variable-sweep wings, meaning he can fold them in!!!
Penny is a forklift and Simon’s engineer dread companion
Baz is from a long line of luxury jets
He’s based on the British Aerospace 125, which was initially designated as the DH. 125 Jet Dragon, and that’s cool as hell
British Aerospace’s acronym is BAe - yes, that is important information for you all to know
Baz requires special fuel because no matter what, his fuel inexplicably ices over…
The fuel is called A positive (the positive meaning it has an anti-ice additive), which sounds like a blood type and boy I love that
Simon insists Baz is siphoning off fuel from forklifts and fuel trucks when everyone’s asleep…
Baz's plane should not have a droop nose - Simon broke it, and now it just looks like that
Fiona only dates planes she meets at air shows
I have more thoughts, but I’ll spare you (for now)
#cursed content#Simon snow#Baz pitch#penelope bunce#snowbaz#simon snow series#coc 2022#carry on countdown#my art
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I feel a tiny tiny bit evil for what I'm about to say but rick running naven over with a car or a forklift and he's probably doing it on purpose too. I just don't really like naven but I still don't hate him THAT much but hey the man literally got blended in another post so what
Or an alternative version let's say giovanni runs martin over with a car
his ass is NOT forklift certified
martin being run over will come later but i have things i need to do first
#epithet erased#epithet erased where they shouldnt be#rick shades#naven nuknuk#not forklift certified
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🌻:3c
im trying to think of some alternative words for fellas to use randomly in my friend group and so far ive got
scott mcfarlands
fettuccinis
forklifts
freddy fazbears
fellatios
the f slur but like affectionately (perks of being one)
microsoft fonts
faes
The list slowly grows. they dont know whats gonna hit em
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The Game Credits Suggest There Is A Cut Scene/I found Episode 7… In a way.
Hello everybody, if you are just joining me let me briefly catch you up on how we got here, I decided to rewatch the web series that was made early into Payday 2's lifespan to advertise the game to take notes, I am working on a retelling of Payday 2 with a friend so am researching everything I can.
While I was watching I got curious about the identity of a series of very similar characters, which lead to me researching their actresses for my wrap up post on the Notes posts I had been making.
But the thing is that I found a site that had posted the credits of Payday 2 because the thing is, there is a section for The Payday Web Series, covering all the main characters, and then all extra characters scene by scene they are introduced though episodes one to six. And then there are scenes with names and credits that I never saw, there has been rumors of a episode 7 that never was publicly shown and I think I stumbled into the credits for this episode, so I will share these and give my best guess as to what was happening in these scenes.
Here is the site (also you can check this out in game) and here are a few notes on how it seems the credits work which will color my theories
The credits do not go over people multiple times, and there are two types of sections for the cast of the web series, there is the “Cast” section which consists of what could be considered the main cast, and then it goes scene by scene with minor characters with no repeating, for example Yuri's actor is not credited multiple times only for his first appearance.
The credits are not perfect, characters with names such as the news reporters are not credited with those names but just a title.
The minor characters section seems to be in chronological order of how one views the show, the last section with a scene we can actually watch is crediting the girls in the safehouse with Houston, Chains & Dallas, after this in episode 6 we don't meet any more minor characters, so everything after the Poker Credits Section is likely from episode 7
If a scene only has recurring characters I have no way to know about it, so my theories definitely going to be missing things in the episode such as Bain's monologs.
Now onto the scenes, again remember my theories can't really account for what other scenes could be in the episode with only recurring characters and I also don't know how long the episode would have been, I am going to assume like the later episodes it will make it to the teens of minutes at least. Also I am gonna assume you know the plot of the Web Series, if you don't then watch it and perhaps read my notes on the episodes on this blog
Payday: The Web Series - Gun Range
Hamilton - LeVar Burton
Firearms Instructor #1 - Bill Beasley
Firearms Instructor #2 - Sean Arli
Hamilton's Posse - Tomek Kosalka
Okay so my best guess is that this is
follow-up about The Haitian buying several guns from Gage & maybe testing them?
The instructors could indicate this is a scene about training someone? Though the posse presence is throwing me off. For this option my beat guess is Dallas taking Houston here as petty revenge by implying Houston needs shooting lessons?
This could also be connected to Lukas's movie as later credits indicate we were going to see a bit more of him, so this could have been him procuring the weapons Bain mentions Lukas smuggles for Crime.Net. To me this seems the most likely since it relates to other scenes and other credits we have for episode 7.
As for the characters I think Hamilton was in most likelihood a alternative weapons dealer to Gage or otherwise the owner of the gun range
Payday: The Web Series - Guitar Warehouse
Don Elias - Carlos Gallardo
Tiago - Bill Hudson
Elias Bodyguard #2 - Ken Gust
Forklift Operator - Jeff Moore
Okay doing this one definitely as HOLY SHIT DON ELIAS! For those who didn't actually watch the series or read my notes before this, Don Elis is repeatedly mentioned in the web series as a dangerous criminal enemy of Crime.Net/Bain but we don't actually meet him in canon! Another fun fact is Carlos Gallardo's Wikipedia page incorrectly credits him of playing Don Elias in episode 6, but as someone who has watched that episode at least five times at this point let me tell you there are no guitar warehouses that show up after the Poker Game in episode 6.
Anyways my thoughts on this
Okay so really I think it's what is on the tin, probably a scene actually establishing who Don is, what is he doing, what the warehouse is a front for since I doubt it is actually guitars, that sort of stuff.
This might be a meeting between Don & a established character given he has two body guards with him, the named guard Tiago and a unnamed one, given it's only two in likelihood some sort of ally? But right now I couldn't point to who this early in Payday 2 would have been shown as a traitor.
Payday: The Web Series - Outside FBI Office
FBI Agent DuJuan - DuJuan Johnson
Okay my only guess is this would have been another Jordan Griffin scene, possibly with Agent Riker also present but as for what would happen I earnestly don't know as Jordan is the only character in the web series to like have a ending that remotely works as a ending to her story in it, so another scene without any chance for followup would really really open a can of worms. But we only see the FBI HQ from Jordan's eyes so we can assume it would have been a scene with her.
Also I checked and none of the other names on Jordan's network match Agent DuJuan, so outside of that I don't have anything to base guesses off, I can assume they were spoken with at least once but as Dallas's bank assistant Sam whose lack of name being mentioned in episode made me so confused on who “Sam” was until the game credits can tell you: name in credits doesn't mean important or one's name being mentioned.
Payday: The Web Series - Additional Cast
Rami - Amir Perets
Noah - Tal Berkovich
Lukas Starlette #1 - Sue Ann Pien
Lukas Starlette #2 - Amber F. Rose
Lukas Starlette #3 - Heather P. Cohn
Gage Video Singer - Michelle Lewis
Okay this one doesn't give any context to the scenes they were in and I suspect these are actors from multiple scenes, possibly unfinished ones? Which would explain it being in this larger sections instead of scene by scene.
When it comes to the Starlettes that's why I guessed we would have seen more of Lukas in this episode and likely some stuff focused on his movie.
Rami & Noah could be anyone, Rami is played by a martial artist so perhaps would have been either in a fight scene or like a different characters bodyguard/goon, and then Noah's actress doesn't seem that notable, though given the trends in the show & her having brown hair she probably won't have been a girlfriend/arm candy character.
Now the “Gage Video Singer” is sadly not a dub actor for Gage himself, no it's a female singer either a folk singer or a lady that made some of the music for dc super hero girls. So either Gage was meant to listen to a song or a scene with him was going to have a song playing over it.
My Thoughts On This
I am left wondering who the episode would have been titled for, we had:
First World Bank Heist
Elephant
Hector
Gage & Vlad
Greta
So we are mainly missing gang members, Bain and perhaps Don Elias? My main guesses are either Don Elias or… A Bain backstory episode? Which I doubt would have ended well but uh is possible in the fever dream of a web series.
Right now there isn't enough for me to like tell you what the episode would have been, but I think this is a pretty big step in knowing since before I haven't seen these credits unconnected to the unreleased episode 7.
If you have any theories or thoughts please send them my way! I would love to hear it!
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Reactions to Nintendo Direct
Pikmin 4
Olimar: Ah, I wish I were there. It has been quite some time since I’ve had a good treasure hunt and catalogued the creatures of PNF-404. Maybe I should dust off the spacesuit and take a trip?
Samus: Weren’t you kidnapped by some crazy goo monster that wanted to be your mom?
Olimar: Inevitabilities of the experience, it’s all things you have to live with when you’re an explorer.
Samus: Amen to that.
Splatoon 3 DLC - Inkopolis
Callie: Woohoo, Inkopolis Pla-za!
Marie: It has been a while since we’ve been back there. I honestly thought Jelonzo was dead.
Callie: And Sheldon had kids. I don’t know what to feel about that but the excitement of everything else is leaking into that opinion.
Marie: I think it’s a Tom Nook situation. I don’t think Sheldon would ever kiss another woman, let alone have kids.
Splatoon 3 DLC - Side Order
Callie: …
Marie: …
Callie: … Is that what happens when lesbians get divorced? Inkopolis gets zapped into a hell dimension?
Marie: … I don’t know. But something tells me we’re going to have to invite those two to group therapy now.
Kirby’s Return to Dreamland - Magolor
King Dedede: Serves that egghead right. All of us had to go through at least one alternate universe to start being good people, and he ain’t gonna be an exception.
Kirby: I hope he wins. I like Magolor, even if he betrayed us and tried to conquer the universe.
Bandana Waddle Dee: That and Merry Magoland is a boon to the local economy. Plus he technically already won. If he were to lose, that would cause a time paradox in our universes timeline that would resonate-
Metroid Prime Remastered
Samus: Finally, Metroid Prime fou- wait. This is the first one. Well, I said I would dress up as a clown if I lost. May as well go catch my next bounty as one.
Tears of the Kingdom
Samus: Well at least you got a release date finally. And the game looks gre- hey, where are you going?
Link: Didn’t you see me drive that car thing? That means I’m going to be making vehicles, and if that happens, I need to go and get forklift certified. For the sake of Hyrule.
Samus: I completely understand.
And finally, Silksong
Luigi: Oh yeah, Silksong!
There is no Silksong.
Luigi breaks down into tears.
#incorrect quotes#smash bros#submission#incorrect super smash bros#super smash bros#Nintendo#Nintendo Direct#Olimar#Samus#Callie#Marie#King Dedede#Kirby#Bandana Waddle Dee#Link#Luigi#Metroid#Spaltoon#Super Mario#Kirby Series#Legend of Zelda#Tears of the Kingdom
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