#forking around

[allagashed]

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

[hyunpic]

[ocelotbread]

that one scene but gayer somehow

[canisalbus]

What's your favourite shape of pasta?

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[furiosophie]

okay i love the thought of dream making sure hob goes mostly nightmare free his whole life bc that's his little pet project and he is gonna take care of it like watering a plant

but i think it would be a lot fucking funnier if dream tests out every new nightmare he creates on hob first

bc human minds are fragile u know and dream needs to make sure he struck the right balance, but hob is immortal so dream's just like "probably won't kill him" and just yeets them at him

[johnpallo]

Thinking about my thoughts on Inkneedles ship from Magnus Protocol, apologies for followers who saw this already but I decided it needs its own post. I am getting somewhat Magnus Protocol brainrot i admit

Inkneedles dynamic is like imagine a Twitch Streamer and a TikToker who both met as mututals on DeviantArt in 2013 (Needles nuked their DeviantArt years ago when they blew up on Vine; Ink5oul still has their DeviantArt and refuses to get a more professional portfolio of their work), and they lowkey can't stand each other but no one else likes them so they can't get rid of each other. And the reason everyone else hates them is totally the fault of their toxic friendship. Like Needles 100% outed Ink5oul as nonbinary in a Tumblr callout post on one of his alts but blamed another one of their mutuals and convinced Ink5oul to go no contact with that mutual to keep up the lie. And the few TikToker friends Needles ever made all got their accounts mass-reported when Ink5oul got jealous and sent their Twitch audience after them. And they're always sabotaging each other like this. But Needles stays in a spare room on the second floor of Ink5oul's tattoo parlor rent free and stays up until 5AM making DIY piercing tutorials on TikTok (note: these tutorials are all terrible, unclear if he's doing that intentionally for the whole Fear Monster thing or if he's just bad at it naturally), sleeps past noon every day, and gets woken up by Ink5oul blasting the most atrocious dubstep remix of a Lady Gaga track you've ever heard in your life. Needles has 100% doxxed Ink5oul's home address twice over this behavior, refuses to admit it, but all the same Ink5oul won't give him their new address after the last time. Also every time Ink5oul threatens to kick Needles out for not paying rent, Needles just gives Ink5oul a promo on his tiktok and gets the twitch stream like 200 new followers and Ink5oul decides to let it slide. Both of them have huge folders of "receipts" on their phones about the other one in case they ever feel like they need to cancel them. Notably none of these receipts are about either of the other's supernatural crimes, it's all just stuff like them being problematic or petty.

Ink5oul calls Needles a clout-chaser on stream at least once a week. Needles is vague-posting about their bourgeoisie "landlord" every few days. They hate each other. They can't escape each other. Crackship of the century.

Also I rescind my other post about them, i think i do ship it now actually

[sojourner-between-worlds]

Yusei is just....so kidnap-able.

Hear me out.

Man either has bad tinnitus or just out-right hearing loss from years of working on engines with zero ear protection. We know this for two reasons: 1. When he's working on his bike and revs the engine, Saiga, Yanagi, and Himuro all flinch and cover their ears and Yusei...doesn't so much as bat an eye. and 2. When he's leaving to steal his bike back, Saiga hears when Ushio revs his engine from inside a building on the second story and Yusei? Normally when one hears an engine on an otherwise deserted street, one naturally turns to see the source of the noise. Yusei does not. The street is freaking empty, and somehow he doesn't notice the only vehicle that is clearly going slow enough to not pass him by. (And it's not like Ushio is just too far away to hear. He's not. He's shown to be not that far behind. And he's on a freaking loud motorcycle. Most people would notice that.)

Look, we all know Yusei would win in a fight, but not if he doesn't notice his assailant sneaking up behind him because he can't hear them before he gets whacked in the head.

In conclusion, it is very little wonder that he ends up getting kidnapped in canon.

[ratatatastic]

the way the refs keep trying to extract him from the pile but he keeps grabbing onto people is exactly what happens when you grab a kitten but their claws get stuck in your clothes and youre trying to shake them out but somehow they get even more attached

florida panthers @ boston bruins game 4 | 5.12.24

watching matthew start yet another scrum in front of you despite the fact your job description is to save him from scrums

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

hannibal being forced to eat fast food will never not be funny to me show me that man having an existential crisis over a quarter pounder

[dieinct]

the problem with harry potter is that obviously - even putting jkr ENTIRELY aside - everything post-canon is INCREDIBLY racist, the masquerade concept is kind of vile morally and as i've posted previously the WHOLE series is sort of deeply steeped in the antisemitism intrinsic to all of the western esoteric tradition. BUT.

if you are history nerd,

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Soul: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.

[hyunpic]

[dfwbwfbbwfbwf]

Be sure to reblog! :3

[iveneverdoneanythingwrong]

[seefasters]

i really like how much we find out about the captain's regiment in the book, and specifically that they seem to be all very fun people and almost all as unfit for active duty as the captain himself

they suck ass at cricket, they do drag and sing poorly and do very bad magic tricks, they think up undrinkable cocktails, they only have one guard for the entire premises, and they seem to (?) secretly have a lot of sex

[clairdelilacart]

From the Archives: So fun fact I painted this sometime last year and I was planning to do a little Lino series in oils but discovered I'm super sensitive to the fumes of my oil paints so this got shoved in a corner with a general sense of Bad Vibes. But I've just started digging back through the various paintings I've shoved in random corners and hey some of them are cool and I should post them actually.