#forgive me if i'm early

[chalkrub]

do you think it’s a friendly wolf

[deoidesign]

"I'm the dog they put with cheetahs to keep them from going crazy in captivity" x "I'm the cheetah that is threatening to go crazy" 4 ever

(I make a webcomic about them)

[akiacia]

the psyche/eros parody in hades style!

[adhdtsukasa]

the thought of how much the little mermaid play (and therefore, the story) matters to nene is so cute — how much it inspired her, how it sparked her dream, how happy little nene was to watch yuuka perform the lead role and wish to someday stand in her place, to also become the songstress that can reach people's hearts never fails to make me smile. her dream bloomed from pure ambitions coming right from her small heart and her excitement and little nene is just absolutely adorable, right? it's probably the best thing about her association with the little mermaid!

but do you ever think about how middle school nene must felt when she stood on the stage that very day her dreams seemed to completely fall apart, that very day when she messed up her performance? and how in between of her panic and anguish, she probably managed to have one coherent thought — "it's just like in the little mermaid. she had her voice taken away from her too"? and how in this very moment she really was just like the heroine from her favorite play — but in a way little nene would never ever wished for her future self to be? and how in that very moment she cursed herself from being associated with this story, how she desperately wished not to be this once?

well, if you haven't, then now you did! happy birthday nene 💚

[greatbigbellies]

Do you have any tips for starting a kink blog?

Yeah! I have a few I can share! One size does not fit all but I've certainly learned some things that inform my approach.

Remember above all that it's supposed to be enjoyable. If you start a kink blog and it feels like a time sink or a chore, then it might not be for you, or you could be spending more time on it than you really should. This also means that the time and energy you have to dedicate to a kink blog is going to fluctuate. You might pop off one week and not log into it at all another, and that's okay. You should run it at the pace you enjoy. This also means when you feel a dip in sex drive and the kink stuff isn't hitting like it usually does, take a break so you don't burn yourself out.

Queue is your friend. As are tags. Honestly 1 post a day works wonders, cause you can load up around 15 posts at once and be covered for a couple of weeks. Having a solid and consistent tag system for yourself is also great. You don't need to overload it with specificity, but have some for different kinds of media (writing, video, gifs, audio...) is helpful, and being able to tag different facets of your kink is great for when you OR your followers need to scratch a specific itch. Like for me and my preg kink blog, whether the belly is bare or not, if there are lots of stretchmarks, if it's fpreg, mpreg, or nbpreg... all good things to keep sorted. Also try to keep the meaning of your tags really obvious (that sounds like a no-brainer, but I used to use a tag meant for when clothes were too small for a bump, but it just came off as me complaining that the belly was too small, which actually resulted in me need to talk to an artist to get a block lifted, oops!)

Related to the above, if you produce original content, be it art, writings, audio, whatever, have a tag for that too. Makes sifting through your original stuff and reblogs much easier, and lets people find your stuff even just searching tumblr wide.

LABEL. EVERYTHING. AS. MATURE. If you're running a kink blog, minors should not have any way to see it, and the easiest way to do that is to slap a "sexual themes" label on it. Covers your ass and keeps people who should not be able to look from looking. Even if the kink is pretty innocuous, it's best to play it safe.

Pinned posts are especially useful for kink blogs for setting boundaries, and telling newcomers what they'll see right off the bat. It doesn't need to be enormous, but just a little intro and a list of expected kinks someone will find on your blog helps keep people informed so they know whether or not to follow.

Don't be shy about blocking people. If someone posts stuff that makes you uncomfortable or is being shitty, just block em and move on. On the flipside, respect other people's boundaries, and remember that if you find yourself blocked by someone, remember it might not even be personal and just be a blog content thing.

If you do make kink content involving yourself, like pics or videos, protect your identity. Just play it safe, don't show your face and obscure identifying tattoos. Odds are low it'd come back to be a problem, but they're not 0, so just play it safe for yourself. Both for potential work/career hang ups and to minimize stalking or doxxing.

I'll reblog with more later if I think of it. I know half of this applies to blogs in general, not JUST kink blogs, but other than there being inherently sexual content, they're not that different. Please send any follow up asks if you have further questions, and if you decide to start one, good luck and have fun with it!

[dreamyintersexouppy]

i love how everyone who wasn't mature enough and refused to grow for me are clearly willing to do it for anyone else i guess i'll just go to hell now

[misteria247]

No no no no don't do this to me don't make me love them too please I'm begging you-

Ughhhhhh-!! This isn't fair damnit-! Also-

Papa Time Link with his two sons and Twilight Link and Warrior Link throwing jabs at one another while their little brother looks so done. And finally-

These two are gonna become besties. I'm already calling it right now.

[tigergendermoved2tigergender]

Remembering the toxic hellscape that was 2015-2019ish SU fandom and just how much hate the show got is really insane when you rewatch the show after it's been a while. Like the show is good what the hell were any of these people talking about

[a-god-in-ruins-rises]

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[dyed-indigo]

i am having a wonderful day today :)

[shevr]

update

[temperamentalaquarius]

Okay but I do actually really like canon Tim. Fanon Tim tho? When he's been stripped of everything that makes him at all compelling and reduced to a whiny sad boy? He can kick rocks

[bonncy]

So each album has their own staff but I have no idea what tpwbyt’s staff is. Is it a barb from an animal? Is it a reference to something in a music video I don’t remember??

everything is purely imaginary! Remember these are based on my hc, i try to add interesting details as i see fit with my interpretation of the albums. We actually only know one staff (the one i gave to sundowning) but i didn't want to make one of them wearing one and the rest of them wearing… nothing.

One: A needle. Because of the EP songs and cover.

Sundowning: The staff we'd already seen. It suited his outfit and the concept of being alone in the forest and I remember Vess holding it up while singing tndnbtg so it was perfect. This staff was meant to be in my tmbte design but teeth of god started and I knew i wanted to make something with the mic stand.

TPWBYT: It's a mix between bones and a katana because of tlyw. That's why it has ribbons. I added gold coins because the whole album reminds me of being underwater and I don't know… it's a bit pirate-like or like a creature of the deep. (So let's say i went full concept artist mode for this one)

TMBTE: The staff is based on the mic stand. I wanted to give it the same feeling as the sundowning one and I made it rusty and used.

[hopeinthebox]

i was tagged by the effervescent @cordiallyfuturedwight and i bow to her selections once again. magnificent stuff. somewhat delayed but tagging some favs @aprylynn @thvinyl @banghwa @yooboobies @pauls-mccharmly @kimchokejin @kithtaehyung 💜

[littlemsterious]

does anyone remember that episode of merlin about the girl who lowkey had autism and was meant to marry arthur but neither of them really wanted to cause he was still pining over gwen and she was probably gay idk and by the end of the episode they cured her so that she'd stop eating frogs and gave her a romcom makeover and they decide to not get married cause it sucks

yeah i think about that episode a lot. that's it, that's the post.

[barnes-and-noble-official]

wow

in honor of the occasion i suppose i should confess something.

here goes.

this blog is just a bunch of monkeys sitting around a typewriter. ever heard of the shakespeare monkey theory thing? that's this blog. eventually they all type out something that makes sense.

the stuff that makes funny i post

the things that don't just sit in my drafts.

i'm not a real person

you're not a real person

we are all

monkey

we will all become

monkey