#forgive him

[a-deck-of-cards]

Damian: I’m sorry I insulted you. I was trying to flirt.

Jon: . . .

[doktor-malpractice-2]

[milarepas]

Will always arrives at the same time every night to knock on Mike's window

But this time, he was late

“Sorry, I had to do one thing”

“I can literally smell the hotdog from here”

“I had to do two things”

[vacantfields]

Moon I just wanted to say you're very pretty, can I get an autograph?

Moon: Hmmm… Have you been looking in the mirror lately, Starlight? You're the pretty one here… [He chuckles as he bends at the waist to look at you more closely, his head tilted to the side.]

Autograph hm? Never done one of those… [He lifts his hand, places a claw on your throat, and lightly traces a star and the letter M before letting his hand fall to his side.]

Would this work, my dear Star? [He grins down at you as he stands at his full height again.]

[kozmicmizuu]

oh my god, this stupid headcanon WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE (medium/psychic giyuu)

so here’s some silly/not so silly things with this headcanon

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Sanemi, venting to the worst person possible (iguro): I’m sure my mother and siblings are resting in the afterlife, and hopefully my father is in hell

Iguro: real, anyways- me and Mitsuri had the best time-

Meanwhile, with Giyuu: Awwwh thank you Ms. Shinazugawa, no need for the compliments, i just gave you some lilies..

Giyuu: also please leave Mr. Shinazugawa, you are really not making anyone here comfortable- don’t start yelling at me motherfu-

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Some random ass ghost, basically bothering Giyuu: You’re family’s in hell lol

Giyuu: i would say kill yourself but you already did that so….

random ghost: FUCK YOU

Giyuu: you wish you could tap this ass bitch, now leave me alone

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Giyuu: Sabito- leave the hashiras alone! i can feel how damn nervous they are from like 2 miles away

Sabito: nah- it’s funny! seeing japans best defense against demons so scared and nervous is hilarious!

Giyuu: oh my gods…. just- tone it down, okay? like don’t be so tough on em

Sabito: aughhhh fine, only cause you said so… but- how do you explain what i just did to the Wind Hashira’s estate..?

Giyuu: what the fuck did you do

Sabito: uuhhh… i might’ve like, trashed the place, leave his stove on, let his dogs out and may or may not have broken a window or two…?

Giyuu: … if the demons or this damn job don’t kill me, it’s going to be you that kills me

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this was some tiny content of this AU??? headcanon?? idk but i’d consider this an AU then but i did have fun writing this fr fr

[rockingtheorange]

Henry has something to confess 😔 (sound on📣)

Imagine Alex's shock discovering Henry used to play football and call his classmates losers and nerds 😔

[caffemochachoco]

raincoat bean mikoto~

[solargrove]

world's clumsiest greatest housewife

[houseofwisteria]

"Trouble never looked so goddamn fine." sage @ abel

" Trouble? I'm not trouble I follow the rules for the most part like my father always said: the only way out of a problem is through and to get through you it have to see what's in front of you. I wanted to make them see. " A look forms and a smirk. " Unless you ... oh! Were you flirting? S-sorry I just ... I wasn't on the same page but now I am and can I just say you are one mighty fine cup of sweet tea? And I am PARCHED. " He giggles hoping that sounded better out than in.

[theunknownmasks]

"My hair is FABULOUS thank you!"

"Not everything is about you asshole." He said rather quiet as he wasn't in the mood to argue much this morning seeing the shorter man in front of him.

[barkovsasha]

matthew speaks to the inside guys, shaq tells him he likes when they fight and they’ve played two games and it’s been mostly fights?

[zirkkun]

I guess you could say Ink didn’t read the “don’t forget” part

He did. He just forgot.

[benevolentgodloki]

Would u like to try an ice cream sundae

"Yes. Are there ice creams for the other days of the week too?"

[cxdemistake]

"What the fuck is‐-" James made his way from his room to the top of the stairs after hearing a bunch of noise. Oh shit. "Lucifer??" He's just gonna calmly rush down to greet his boss, don't mind him.

@do-these-eyes-look-human

Lucifer was already surprised with what Charlie was trying to do with this place— but now that he sees James is here too, he’s even more surprised.

And he’s proud, honestly. He always knew James would stick by Charlie, but seeing him here… well, it’s really heartwarming.

“James! Long time no see, buddy!” He holds out a hand for a handshake, but pulls James into a hug like he’d given Charlie, a big smile on his face.

[reginrokkr]

» @apocryphis asked: ❝ please don’t touch it. ❞ (and from xiao!)

Seeing a Yaksha scarred is tantamount to witness the moon glowing crimson. In his quincentennial life, Dáinsleif cannot say he has ever seen one wounded before, nor he ever wondered if it would look dismally different to humans or gods. The black of the center begets wonder about a Yaksha's constitution. Unlike humans or spirit veins, he doesn't bleed anything— albeit it is hard to ignore the glowing emerald borders and particles emerging from within. It makes Xiao look celestial on his right, yet heartbreaking to witness all the same.

In the name of their connection woven with mutual trust and sincerity they wouldn't dare extend to others, Twilight's first reaction is to extend his hand towards it, sapphire flames alight at his silent command in order to heal. But as soon as they emerge from his aetherial being, so they fade away in wisps with the blowing breeze.

Quiescent shock makes celestial azures widen, not at the other's refusal, but at the plea in his voice despite being known for notoriously being unwavering like the rocks the god he serves is known to preside over, merciless like the raging wind and fearful to darkest entities of this world as demons are. Dáinsleif's hand drops despondently by his side, sapphire eyes narrowed in pensive thought in silent wonder to what to do next.

◜You needn't prolong your suffering at the knowledge that I can alleviate it.◞ He argues nevertheless, not to stand against him, but to shed light onto a reality he might've not considered— or something else altogether that he's completely unbeknownst of. Despite his mild assertion, Dáinsleif makes a point through the distance he puts betwixt them that he doesn't intend to trespass where he's unwanted. ◜I won't do anything you don't want me to do.◞ It is the least he can do to at least stitch a moment of concern that seems to have aggravated the Yaksha's anxiety, reaction that perhaps would've been better if he didn't seek to intercede.

[inabsentiiarch]

Lucan be like: ' No you can't put yourself in danger for me because I don't want to lose you, but because I don't want to lose you I would put myself in danger if it means I can avoid it.'