#forgive him

[a-deck-of-cards]

Damian: I’m sorry I insulted you. I was trying to flirt.

Jon: . . .

[doktor-malpractice-2]

[milarepas]

Will always arrives at the same time every night to knock on Mike's window

But this time, he was late

“Sorry, I had to do one thing”

“I can literally smell the hotdog from here”

“I had to do two things”

[pomegranatebat]

Official character info! Beel the power bottom🍑

[vacantfields]

Moon I just wanted to say you're very pretty, can I get an autograph?

Moon: Hmmm… Have you been looking in the mirror lately, Starlight? You're the pretty one here… [He chuckles as he bends at the waist to look at you more closely, his head tilted to the side.]

Autograph hm? Never done one of those… [He lifts his hand, places a claw on your throat, and lightly traces a star and the letter M before letting his hand fall to his side.]

Would this work, my dear Star? [He grins down at you as he stands at his full height again.]

[kozmicmizuu]

oh my god, this stupid headcanon WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE (medium/psychic giyuu)

so here’s some silly/not so silly things with this headcanon

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Sanemi, venting to the worst person possible (iguro): I’m sure my mother and siblings are resting in the afterlife, and hopefully my father is in hell

Iguro: real, anyways- me and Mitsuri had the best time-

Meanwhile, with Giyuu: Awwwh thank you Ms. Shinazugawa, no need for the compliments, i just gave you some lilies..

Giyuu: also please leave Mr. Shinazugawa, you are really not making anyone here comfortable- don’t start yelling at me motherfu-

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Some random ass ghost, basically bothering Giyuu: You’re family’s in hell lol

Giyuu: i would say kill yourself but you already did that so….

random ghost: FUCK YOU

Giyuu: you wish you could tap this ass bitch, now leave me alone

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Giyuu: Sabito- leave the hashiras alone! i can feel how damn nervous they are from like 2 miles away

Sabito: nah- it’s funny! seeing japans best defense against demons so scared and nervous is hilarious!

Giyuu: oh my gods…. just- tone it down, okay? like don’t be so tough on em

Sabito: aughhhh fine, only cause you said so… but- how do you explain what i just did to the Wind Hashira’s estate..?

Giyuu: what the fuck did you do

Sabito: uuhhh… i might’ve like, trashed the place, leave his stove on, let his dogs out and may or may not have broken a window or two…?

Giyuu: … if the demons or this damn job don’t kill me, it’s going to be you that kills me

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this was some tiny content of this AU??? headcanon?? idk but i’d consider this an AU then but i did have fun writing this fr fr

[rockingtheorange]

Henry has something to confess 😔 (sound on📣)

Imagine Alex's shock discovering Henry used to play football and call his classmates losers and nerds 😔

[caffemochachoco]

raincoat bean mikoto~

[solargrove]

world's clumsiest greatest housewife

[kingdomofbellows]

Your Dating Service

“Well that’s how a date’s suppose to go innit?”

[theunknownmasks]

"My hair is FABULOUS thank you!"

"Not everything is about you asshole." He said rather quiet as he wasn't in the mood to argue much this morning seeing the shorter man in front of him.

[sinfully-divine]

(idk anything clever for her but if you accept Zamasu i had this in a file)

"Anael?"

"You're looking rather... nice today."

[barkovsasha]

matthew speaks to the inside guys, shaq tells him he likes when they fight and they’ve played two games and it’s been mostly fights?

[zirkkun]

I guess you could say Ink didn’t read the “don’t forget” part

He did. He just forgot.

[benevolentgodloki]

Would u like to try an ice cream sundae

"Yes. Are there ice creams for the other days of the week too?"

[cxdemistake]

"What the fuck is‐-" James made his way from his room to the top of the stairs after hearing a bunch of noise. Oh shit. "Lucifer??" He's just gonna calmly rush down to greet his boss, don't mind him.

@do-these-eyes-look-human

Lucifer was already surprised with what Charlie was trying to do with this place— but now that he sees James is here too, he’s even more surprised.

And he’s proud, honestly. He always knew James would stick by Charlie, but seeing him here… well, it’s really heartwarming.

“James! Long time no see, buddy!” He holds out a hand for a handshake, but pulls James into a hug like he’d given Charlie, a big smile on his face.