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Official character info! Beel the power bottom🍑
#trans tav#assassin? more like ASS ASS IN#this is when you laugh#forgive him#he had a moment of weakness#who can resist halsin anyway#tav x gale#baldurs gate#bg3#art#character intro
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A crossover I really wanna see is between post canon Assassination Classroom and Windbreaker (manga by Nii Satoru) with Nagisa as a teacher. Like, he has plausible reason to be there. Even better if he arrived during Furin chaos era and took no shit. You really want to fight your homeroom teacher that can whoop your ass in 10 seconds flat? Good luck.
#as much as i love the older furin boys#i kinda wish they had a proper adult/mentor figure they can rely on#a bunch of teenagers aren't supposed to be singlehandedly shouldering the safety and well-being of a town#as skilled as they are#i remember when i was a teenager i was really dumb#so someone like older!nagisa who can guide and support them would be nice to see#also this man can very much keep up with them#he did not spend his last middle school years trying to kill a giant octopus for nothing#also also nice contrast of his fighting style being a lot more discrete but dripping with bloodlust#wind breaker#assassination classroom#nagisa shiota#i wanna see nagisa see endo and just see karma but so much worse#i need these tall ass teenagers to cower before their short king teacher
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So, in the movie Bumblebee, we've seen the titular character go berserk when his human, Charlie, was threatened/harmed.
Can you draw maybe berserk Mirage upon seeing seriously injured Noah?
hate to see noah get hurt or die lol but it makes for so many cool ideas of a berserk or rouge mirages?? :u
#just gonna load it bc i cant stand coloring no more#sorry if it look like shit ;_;#also i keep thinking of that GITS scene where the major beats that guys ass while invis in the water. the 1995 ver#i think he could do some cool stuff like that?#but au like noah dies or something bad he could be come like ultimate assassin?#REF USED#mirage rotb
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So I was re-reading the Assassination Classroom manga, and I can't help but notice that some of the things on Hazama's valentines checklist sound a lot like this fruity patootie:
Is it just a coincidence, or am I onto something?
#dazai osamu#hazama kirara#bungou stray dogs#assassination classroom#we all know dazai has become more attracted to a certain ginger than women#no. 3 sounds a lot like how dazai can control his heartbeat#or in 55 minutes when he went into cardiac arrest#maybe i'm reading too much into this and just need sleep#hazama's list is crazy and i love it#i would be her valentine#ass class#bsd
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You know what's messed up about people hating on characters who cry? When the character actually has legit reasons to cry! Some of them be put in life or death situations! AND BE KIDS!
I don't know about the rest of you, but I would cry every single second if I was Midoriya. Like, folks be calling him a "crybaby" in a derogatory fashion but think about all he has gone through.
You really think you wouldn't be crying, too? Be honest, be honest. Even if you don't do it right in front of people, you would cry behind closed doors.
#bro had no quirk got bullied over it had even adults treat him like crap#gets a quirk and OOP! afo wants to take it he has to train for the quirk to adjust to his body#bro has witnessed death fought villains had an assassin after him#hell the villains tried to kill him during the training camp arc... well he was on the hit list#neglected his health and wanted to protect those he held dear#but yeah midoriya is so annoying because he's crying ���#MY GUY I WOULD BE CRYING TOO IF I HAD TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT AS A TEENAGER#I'M SURPRISED WE DON'T HAVE A LOT MORE TEEN PROTAGONISTS CRYING THEIR ASSES OFF#just kiya's thoughts#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#midoriya izuku#izuku midoriya#deku#it's appreciate midoriya hours folks!!#💚🐇👊
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Watch Dogs Fandom Council... Send help.
I was on my way to write a mf fanfic, and I ended up giving Aiden kids... BIOLOGICAL KIDS.
I MADE OUR FOX DILF A LITERAL DAD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?! 😭
I'LL HAVE TO DEVELOP HIM AS A DAD??? AT THEM SAME TIME I LOVE THIS IDEA I FEAR I'LL RUIN HIS CHARACTER-
SEND HELP, I'M-
#watch dogs#aiden pearce#aiza rambles#Watch Dogs Fanfic#Writer crisis#I'M ALMOST EXPLODING-#Like we all know Aiden is pretty paternal#He basically adopted Jacks and Lena#But after what happened to Lena... Idk#Part of me is really happy with this arc of my fanfic and giving Aiden a second chance as a dad FOR REAL#But other part of me fears to ruin his character#Not sure he would be that thrilled considering what happened to Lena :'(#But I also imagine him wanting to be part of his kids' life experience normally just for a bit#I'm AAAAAAAAA#tbh the pregnancy develops more the mom's character than Aiden on that regard#BUT STILL#AIDEN IS THE DAD#THIS WILL DEVELOP THE FUC OUT OF HIM#Is it too much OOC?#Help i don't know 😭#*Crying Mermaid Noises *#Why I'm like this???#Anxious ass being insecure AGAIN 😭#Watch Dogs: Underworld#Assassin's Creed: Underworld#Crossover fanfic
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redraw of this post from a couple of years ago
#i might be doing more assclass fanart to cope with school#its been a HOT minute#but i still love him.......the original loml ......#i like how the main difference in his canon design after 7 years is just him getting a side part#i hc his hairline to be receding#i also hc him w dimples#i also hc him to have naturally curly hair that he straightened all throughout highschool until he got heat damage#karma akabane#assassination classroom#ansatsu kyoushitsu#ass class#he's looking at nagisa in both of these drawings so this is technically karmagisa if u squint super hard#karmagisa#akabane karma
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The Leap of Faith has a different vibe when you’re going commando…
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someone: how angsty do you want your identity reveal scenario to be?
me: so what if right after Anya's powers are revealed Twilight asks her why she tricked him into adopting her, if she was put into it by someone else in order to expose him, and Anya tries to tell him she wanted to help and he asks why would you want to help me and she's like "because you want a peaceful world where children don't cry" and he nearly has a flashback triggered by that and she runs and hugs his legs saying she wants to help and be good and Twilight just. Pushes her away. Gently and without physically hurting her but emotionally it's a massacre. And he sees her devastated face because of his rejection and realizes he has now caused her the pain he never wanted to see on another child's face, and he thanks whatever lucky stars he doesn't deserve that Yor is there because he cannot process anything else and just leaves out the door, leaving Anya to bawl in Yor's arms :)
#he would eventually drag his ass back home#but Yor would be so outraged she would slap him so hard his jaw would nearly dislocate#and look look I have an entire story planned for this#like Yor stays with Anya all day because she wouldn't stop crying#they call Yor for an assignment and she has to say no#cause she cannot leave Anya even with a babysitter at the state she's in#and then the Shopkeeper is pissed and orders one of his assassins to poison Anya#and she ends up in the hospital#Yor and Loid find out who poisoned her and Loid goes to kill the ppl responsible#but it was a TRAP! Shopkeeper captures him and orders Yor to kill him#but Yor kills Shopkeeper instead!! less for Loid's sake and more because of what he did to Anya#they cover it all up and they go back to the hospital#Loid has a breakdown and cries next to an unconscious Anya telling her how sorry he is about what he did to her#and that it's his fault that she was poisoned#she wakes up and he apologizes again and says he'll understand if she's mad#but she just hugs him and for the first time HE HUGS HER BACK and they're both crying#and eventually he falls asleep next to her on her hospital bed#Yor finds them sleeping like that and decides to give him another cautious chance#Spy x Family#sxf plot bunny#I can't wait for this to actually happen and for me to learn about it in seven years when it'll happen in the anime *clown emoji*
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brain let me do it without being upset last night so i would like to propose the au where at least some of cp9 are on the ship that sanji’s on and forcibly adopt him as a younger sibling and sanji’s like “i went from one group of baby assassins to a second group of baby assassins”. obv zeff still turns up and all that fun jazz happens, with bonus cp9 working food service and also smacking zeff every time he decides that kicking a kid in the head is a valid teaching tool
#upsides: sanji would be less weird about women bc kalifa would kick his ass for it#downsides: sanji is also probably 90% more prone to fighting people because his influences include jabra and lucci#the latter of whom has the personal motto of 'assassinate first ask questions never'#when luffy recruits sanji cp9 is like 'so. what do we do now.'#'coin flip. heads we go fuck with the government. tails we go steal sanji's birth siblings'#(it lands on tails)#one dead vinsmoke judge later#cp9 now has four more baby siblings#between cp9 and zeff they know enough shady doctors who might be able to reverse judge's bullshit#and then the siblings get tossed into therapy#extended family verse
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Poison Seller I am going to need your strongest. poisons.
#zipmode art#my ocs#conviction#still debating with myself the prolificity <- stupid ass word- conviction gained as a poisoner .#for suresies got involved with the assassinations of a good few nobility though. always very careful about keeping their identity secret#above all their reasoning was like. make a lot of money to get a few rich people killed so I can run my actual apothecary at a cut price#to help the little guy along a bit more.#still weighs on their conscience though. smiles. hearts
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I will say Dragon Age does have a history with with overly moral thieves with Slim Couldry and it was kind of annoying and almost out of place in origins
#'we're returning the tears of Andraste to the Chantry' okay well I want to sell them on the black market.#On the one hand I'm okay with a more morally upright warden having justification for a series of quest with tasty tasty experience#On the other hand some of the stuff with Sim has me like. Come on man.#I suppose the assassin missions could be said to be similar but I really really like the characterization of the crows there#and you don't know until afterwards that the people you're taking out are mostly Loghain's allies#it's also fun that they don't use that to rope you in. Dispatching Loghain's allies isn't all they're after. They are testing the warden#like the idea that they realized a real ass blight is coming and there's only two wardens left in Ferelden#and Loghain is acting more and more erratic and it's in everyone's best interest frankly to help the wardens along#the space Grey Wardens occupy in the world is such a fun starting point to the series
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DE i love that you're branching out. can you learn to make a stealth game that doesn't fucking suck though
#make more obvious safe paths#maybe a few fewer of these fucking stupid ass deacons#give me an assassination ability#let me get in the ceiling#it's like they looked at dishonored and said 'what if it was really hard and stupid and it sucked' and then thats this segment#fel's warframe#why do i play this game
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i am severely upset at the sexyman polls for this year. yeah its absolutely because im biased and not a single one of the mtt won. but killer vs error is still going on you say!!! NO,,,,, killer's lost,,,,, its 70 error 30 killerISH so yeah,,,,, none of the mtt MADE!!!! IT!!!! and with the boom in killer content these past few months i wasSO FUCKING SURE that he'd like AT LEAST get higher up. nope. because of ERROR. listen i like him. he was my og bias when i first joined this fandom. i was an error fanatic. but bro,,,,, bro,,,,,,,,, killer,,,,, lost,,,,,, AND FUCKING HORROR AND DUST LOST TOO!!!! LIKE WHAY. WHAT. PUTTING HORROT AGAINST ERROR AND DUST AGAINST CROSS!!!! THEYRE LITERALLY BOTH THE TWO GUYS THAT (1/2 of them) WON LAAT YEAR!!!! OF COURSE THEYRE GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE MTT!!!!! this is very upseting im really sad imMAD. but no point in being a sore loser.... mtt won in my HEART ���
dust laughing at both horror and killer for getting the shit beaten out of them by error and then they bring up the fact that he lost to CROSS. this is the second time someone in the mtt lost to cross (theyre all making out in the loser's room) (mtt poly real btw)
#sexyman polls but instead its all just mtt and peoples' aus and varients#i COULD NOT be able to vote. it would be hell for me WHO WOULD I CHOOSE#i CAN'T choose dude i literally wouldn't be able to at all#do i vote for og mtt my pookies??? or jk mtt my besties???? or mst my children????? WHO DO I VOTE FOR#i think i would be biased to the murder swap trio. i haven't mad any content for them at all but like#i spent my TIME and EFFORT into them. and they are cool ngl i really like their concepts#too bad swapinverse isnt seeing the light of day until goddamn 2026 or something because i cant be bothered to make content of it#oops! savior mania paranoia you guys are JUST FOR ME. just me only! nobody else gets to see you guys#or literally anyone else in swapinverse.... i love swapinverse.#they need to make the tag limit like 60 or something i have too many thoughts#quite a few too many times on my posts have i hit the limit and then had to choose#my tags trembling in fear as i pick and choose which to delete in order to make space for the fandom tags#tricule rant#i still have more tags time toRAMBLE!!! i love the idea of dust and horror having opposite ish souls#like dust's soul is PACKED with magic. like crackling and sparking and glowing purple with just how much he has in there bc of his LV stuff#i dont believe in the idea that dust suffers physically from LV or whatever because like. when has that EVER happened#its a cool idea though and i get to pick and choose which headcanons i believe in as god of these fictional characters and creations#anyways OBVIOUSLY horror's soul is dim and shriveled and looks like a fucking dead leaf. because lack of food lack of magic#even though he very clearly DOES have a lot of magic and shows it multiple times in horrortale.....#ok triglycercule you keep contradicting yourself. stop it. BUT THERES TOO MANY MTT HCS OUT THERE!!! AND SOME OF THIS IS CANON!!!!!#god the mttverse is gonna kill me one day too many interpretations TOO MANY CHOICES#anyways i just like that soul idea bc of the contrast. dust too much magic horror not enough. horrordust real#and then killer pulls up with his yn main character ass unique soul with stages#the GET OUT sound effect plays. anyways they all love eachothers souls and unique differences in them#everyday im reminded of the fact that killer is a little. just an EENSY bit more of a special character that horror or dust#he has too much shit going on someone assassinate him. preferably two fellas with names starting with H and D alternatively M#i love coming up with various sayings to kill/shut myself up. someone sedate me#i just remembered this dream where i say to my friend i hope ___ gets into a sticky situation#and then ___ goes into a bathroom comes out and then someone else says ___ WHY ARE YOU ALL STICKY#it was so funny i laughed myself awake. it was SO funny. i saw this person in school today
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you ever read a work of fiction so good that you immediately need to find more and consume it but it doesn't have any more and there will likely be no more so you just suffer and think what if.
#theres no fanfic of it. its not a fandom#it was one 150000 word original fiction fic on ao3#i read it all in one sitting and i can't stop thinking about it#its not that i found the leads attractive or fuckable and thats why i kept reading#(the leads weren't like WHOA HEY levels of attraction but more like a id tap level)#((they were def fuckable tho thats not what made them interesting))#the way they interacted. with eachother. with their family. with the world around them#htere was so much lore. what about hte demon world tell me more about the classifications of demons and how it affects their lifestyle#tell me more about how a demon who had before this when needing to see would just create more eyes and needing to eat would just#create more mouths interacts with a body that cannot have more than what it was given. tell me more.#why was jade so effective? who was two really? who hired those assassins? are shades normally powerful or is he an exception?#did she ever learn to ride? did he figure out how to balance? do their children inherit his constitution? do they inherit hers? what happen#when she starts to age? does he try to do anything to stop it? does his body rotting around him limit his time or is it something else?#does the doctor get the herbs from hell? does the butler ever find out he didn't know she knew until the last min?#the sex is good. obviously. but what was cuddling like? is carrying a 1/3 demon baby full term different from a standard human baby?#did he choose velvet for his wedding suit because it felt like his regular skin or because of something else? tell me. tell me. tell me.#if i were to get isekaied i hope to fuck it wouldnt be here bc my ass would be dead but also im feeling so intensly curious#if truck kun came knocking i would ahve a notebook in hand full of questions to be answered#the romance was good ig but the world was better#is this what sqq felt lmao#rants and rambles
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WHY ARE THEY NERFING JASON SO BAD IN THE COMICS RN like his current character design is iconic and I love that he looks like a mortal kombat character but bro please I beg of you one good solo run with jason 😭
#it’s a tough time to be a Jason todd fan#there better be a reason for nerfing jason like idk maybe he’s gonna die again!#at least we have wfa 😍#also wtf does his mask break in every single fight#does he buy them wholesale now?.#they can’t be cheap 😔#bro must be a masochist#cause ain’t no way he’s getting his ass beat by Catwoman in like 3 seconds#love her but no ❤️#like he’s one of the stronger ones in their family he shouldn’t be loosing unless the writers hate him#I’m fighting in the trenches for this man 😔#gotham war#they better save his character and make so he’s messing with Bruce and Selina#this might be unpopular but I need him to return to his villain era#or at least assassin/mercenary#they gotta make Jason more like Deathstroke I said what I said#Arkham Knight jason was peak#same with utrh jason#like I need him to go back to being a little more unhinged that made him so slay but now he gets bitched on 😭#tbh he’s kinda cool in the joker comic but like we all know he’s not gonna kill the joker in the end anyways 😭#they low key screwing with my boy Tim as well#let him be red Robin again#he was so iconic#batman#dc comics#jason todd#red hood#robin#red#dc
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