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zoocross0vers · 6 years ago

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Plea to the Zootopia/WildeHopps Community: (Borba)

I really, REALLY hate to bring any attention to this but I just really feel like I have to. For those of you who know and for those of you who don’t know a certain comic made by the person on the title of this post, has finally ended. But...This particular person has not surprisingly announced a third comic. One that I believe may be titled, “Never Say Die” (At least I think that’s what it is, I don’t remember, nor do I care to correct it if I’m wrong).

Anyway my point to this is really to reach out to those of you out there that still have plans to read it, share it, and have hope that Borbleh may actually decide to have a happy WildeHopps ending to it.

Everyone is free to do as they wish of course, but I do ask everyone to at least please hear me out. Please don’t share or even give any further attention to that comic series, or Borba even. He is not going to change his mind. If you still believe that he is a WildeHopps shipper...he’s not. He probably was at some point, but the minute he made that first comic and received hate and practically banishment from this community, he stopped being for the ship. I say this as a REAL WildeHopps shipper. I and I know many of you, if not most of you as WildeHopps shippers, wouldn’t ever think of making a comic like this. Much less a follow up to it like the one he made. My main reason personally is because when I love something I’m actually faithful to it and I wouldn’t butcher it for likes, views, or scandalous attention.

Just because he releases “WildeHopps” art every once in a while, like that Breakfast at Tiffany’s one that was circling sometime late last year, that isn’t reason enough to have hope for this new comic that will come out. He does this as bait so people think that he’s going to change his mind and give everyone the “beautiful WildeHopps” ending that we’re all hoping for. You know, because deep down he’s really a “WildeHopps” shipper. Nope.

If you’re asking how I know this? It’s obvious, didn’t anyone notice that in his journal entry on Deviantart prior to “Born to be Borbleh” (sorry, but I don’t care to give dignity to these titles) he never once displayed any sort of regret, remorse, or even understanding toward the community regarding the negative impact the comic had? He never once said: “I’m sorry”, “I apologize for upsetting some of you”, “I understand why some of you were upset”, etc. He never once showed any sort of concern for anyone but himself. Also, what kind of “WildeHopps” shipper ends their comic (where Nick and Judy don’t end up together) with “I just love happy endings!” (He’s really subtle about throwing it in everyone’s faces isn’t he?)

This is revenge people. Don’t be fooled by this guy. The third comic is going to be worse if this second one is anything to go by. I can very easily make a wild guess that it’ll probably be July (I know I spelled that wrong. I’m not referring to that heartless abomination he made as Judy, because that’s NOT Judy) and her girlfriend wanting to get pregnant by getting sperm from a sperm bank (you know, because she’s her actual “true love” and not Nick. Again, a “WildeHopps” shipper wrote this, is it obvious? smh) and then maybe there’s complications and then July’s going to have a hollow enough heart to say “Never say die” to that kid’s survival. You know, like the way she didn’t have any care or concern for Mick’s (you know who I’m referring to here) kid. And then Mick’s going to commit suicide while all this is going on or suddenly have a new sexual appetite as well. Really the third one will be any other thing you can think of that’ll butcher them or tear them apart even more so than they already are.

But anyway getting back to my point, I can give several reasons why this is actually a revenge ploy on Borba’s part. 1) he made the first comic and people hated him for it. 2) he was barraged with dozens of comments to make a second comic to correct things between July and Mick. 3) It was discovered that he had made some unsavory art work depicting lesbian women in a negative light. Put that all together and what did he do??? He gave us exactly what we “wanted”. He gave us a second comic, where he had a lesbian couple have a ”happy” ending, meanwhile “correcting” things between Mick and July by having them drift apart even further rather than having them come back closer as we actually wanted. See the pattern here? He just went opposite of everything his fan base wanted. We wanted Mick and July to get back together, did it happen? Nope. We wanted July to keep the baby, did she? Nope. That kid’s dead, buried, and forgotten like day old garbage.

He’s mocking everyone. Whatever you ask for, he’s going to do the opposite just to spite you. But first he’s going to fill you with false hope with a “WildeHopps” drawing. Is this really someone who’s work you want to support? Just because it looks nicely drawn? Is curiosity really worth more than your dignity?

This man is a sociopath that borders on a psycopathic mentality. I’m not even joking or trolling with this statement. I’m honestly concerned that we’ve accidentally stumbled upon an artist with psycopathic tendencies. I honestly don’t know of any other type of person who gains so much joy out of people’s misery, which is exactly what he does. He’s patient, conceited, manipulative (as is evident with his bait art work depicting good WildeHopps art), deceitful, calculative, vengeful, and toys with people’s emotions. If this doesn’t sound like a sociopath bordering on psychopath then I don’t know what does. Don’t quote me on this, because I don’t know the man, but this side of his that he has revealed to people more recently is very concerning.

Anyway, this comic made me feel sick and I personally want to know absolutely nothing of his ongoing series nor about him. Despite my better judgement, I did see where he went with his 2nd comic (even though all the red flags were there) and I was not wrong. He’s completely butchered Nick and Judy’s loving natures and names. And I refuse to give any more chances to someone who is sick enough in the head to take great joy in harming others, even if it is over a silly kid’s movie or comic.

As I said before, I can’t control what you see and don’t see. If you want to see it, then so be it. But I do ask you to please not share it. Don’t give him attention, because in that sense he’s winning, because he’s getting the best of you and this community. This is not how you deal with a bully because giving them attention just fuels them even more. And honestly, at the point this comic is at: Do any of you really care anymore if July and Mick get back together? I’m a WildeHopps shipper through and through (hell, I’m a purist, meaning I don’t share anything where they’re with someone else), but this is actually the first bit of work where I could care less what happens to them. They could fall into a vortex or die a horrible death in the comic for all I care. Because they are completely unforgivable and just so out of character that it really feels like it’s not even Nick and Judy I’m looking at anymore. This is a toxic relationship being depicted by two characters who would NEVER be toxic to one another given the actual source material. In real life, July is the type of person no one would ever want to be with.

More so because she’s written by a guy who clearly has no idea what love is. He took what was beautiful about Nick and Judy’s relationship, which is that Judy is the light in Nick’s otherwise dark past. She saved him from his own personal demons, she gave him a reason to fight and believe in himself. And he in turn proved to be the first person to ever believe in her and give her the support and faith in her dreams that no one, not even her parents ever gave her. And what did Borbleh do? He took it and made this wonderful bunny character as Mick’s worst nightmare that single handedly broke down everything the real Judy worked so hard to build. So forgive my foul language but: FUCK BORBA!

(Oh, and if you’re one of those people that are like: “yeah but July’s girlfriend supports her and her choices, cuz strong woman power!” Spare me that crap. I’m a woman and a career girl, but I am not betraying my maternal instincts for a job and this bad sort of feminism. Real Feminism is about equality, not throwing male characters down and stepping on them and falsely believing that this is empowering. A man who supports you and wants to be a father is a God sent. And again, Nick supports Judy’s desire to work and Judy cares about others more than her job. I refer you to the movie when Nick stands up to chief Bogo and when Judy GAVE UP HER CAREER for Nick. Sha-sha (the vixen) is just a controversial tool in this comic to start another controversy. The only thing that vixen supports more than Mick in this comic is that she’s submissive enough to put up with July’s heartless overbearing and dominating attitude.)

After this post, I don’t care how nice his art looks, I don’t care how “cute” a singular “WildeHopps” piece of his looks, I don’t care what horrible thing he does in the third comic, I don’t want to hear about it, see it or share it. Because Borba and his work were “Born to be Dead” if this is how he’s going to go about with continuing his work.

PS. Sorry for the rant, but I’m serious. Please boycott his comic. It won’t be worth it. You’ll be holding on to a non-existing hope if you still want to give him a chance. Save yourself (and the rest of us) the depression and blues, because I guarantee that’s all you’ll get from him and that comic series. By the way, sorry if I said anything controversial to some, but yeah, I’m pissed.

P.S.S. Why do we even give this comic so much attention? Let’s give this kind of attention (but positively of course) to the comics that deserve the attention and praise, like Sunderance, Savage Company, The Mark, and every other comic by true WildeHopps artists. Yeah, I know they have great attention already, but let’s give them more, because they remember why we’re all here for. For these two lovable characters:

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zootopianewsnetwork · 6 years ago

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Art of the Day #344

Wildefeld by Borba Source [1]

Those of us who lived through the ’90s will immediately get the reference in today’s featured image.

For everyone else (actually everyone period), we present out latest collection of random Zootopia fanart.

Enjoy… and don’t forget to show the original artists some love by clicking on the source links.

Enjoying The Cold Day. by IndonesianSillyFox Source…

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summerhighlandfalls · 2 years ago

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One of my favorite characters of ever is rafael barba and when my mom learned the term blorbo she started calling him ‘blorba’ which of course can be shortened to ‘borba’ which is, lest we forget, the name of the artisit who made the zootopia abortion series

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jonesyvibes · 5 years ago

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Your New L, M, S Meal Plan

'Fuel Your Day, Lose Weight + Never Skip A Meal Again!'

Written By: Jonesy

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When it comes to eating healthier, one of the most difficult parts is figuring out how to eat to lose weight and turn your health around.

Should you eat breakfast or skip it?

Is it best to eat a big dinner or a small one?

What are the best foods to eat at night and what should you avoid in the morning?

What I provide to many of my clients is the 'Large, Medium, Small Meal Plan'.

This consists of eating a large breakfast (L), a medium-sized lunch (M), and a smaller dinner (S).

By eating according to our body's natural digestive rhythm and according to the activity of the sun, we can achieve digestive homeostasis, natural appetite control, and along with an active lifestyle, we can also achieve weight loss.

Breakfast

(Large)

Breakfast is without a doubt, THE MOST important meal of the day, so you should eat like it.

It's the meal that fuels the base of your day - which means it sets the tone nutritionally. Because of this, breakfast should also be the heartiest or largest meal of the day and also the meal with the most variety.

In that variety, we want to be sure we have the correct ratio of carbs:fiber:protein for the mornings when the sun is rising for the day.

You're going to need the higher carb load to power through an active busy day, so forget what you've been told about 'breakfast foods', EAT WHAT YOU WANT (within reason), and make sure it's colorful (naturally)!

Lunch

(Medium)

The point of a great lunch is to pick up where your hearty breakfast left off. It's supposed to sustain you through the rest of your day. When we consider lunch though, we don't necessarily need as much as we did to break our nightly fast and power up for the day. We're sustaining mid-day and still have the option of a healthy snack later.

For lunch, it's safe to still consider the same carbs:fiber:protein ratio we used for breakfast - favoring carbs for the energy if our mid-days are active. If not, I'd recommend the protein:carbs:fiber ratio for lunch instead. Carbs are for burning with activity, otherwise, it can turn to fat if we have a habit of carb loading with no burn.

If your lunch is on the lighter side and you're still a bit hungry, reach for a wholesome, high protein snack to hold you until dinner time.

Waiting too long to eat can lead to gluttony and overeating as well as swallowing air which can lead to gas and bloating. Let's plan and think ahead to avoid the inevitable.

Dinner

(Small)

On to the not so shocking news...

Dinner is supposed to be your smallest, least complex meal of the day. It also should preferably be eaten before sunset or shortly after - at least by 8PM nightly! Why do you ask?

Because our digestion slows down with the setting of the sun.

I do understand some of us may work retail or other odd shift jobs.

The solution?

If you happen to work odd shifts, then, of course, eat dinner when you can just be sure it's at or around the same time daily and be sure you eat at least 3 hours before laying down for the night 🙃

Dinner should be comprised of the protein:fiber:carbs ratio, favoring protein.

We favor the protein again because as digestion and our bodies slow, so does the burn. Carbs will turn to fat and lead to gas overnight. Protein, on the other hand, satiates and 'sticks to the ribs' meaning high protein keeps you full longer and digests slower thus being in harmony with your natural digestion processes during this time of day.

Digestive harmony is the goal here. Which is why dinner should also be the least complex meal of the day.

What do I mean by this?

By least complex, I mean having the least amounts of ingredients.

Dinner should be a simplified meal with basic food pairings that are easy to digest.

The information provided here is just a simple outline of a much more detailed plan I provide to my clients.

If you are interested in a Nutrition Consultation with me, contact me today!

- Jonesy

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#Health Coach #tips #wellness #nutrition #health #the lifestyle

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quiet-minds · 6 years ago

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“Not your fault I gave too much”

“I just can’t forget some of the words he said The memories in my bed keep coming back again Like daggers in my mind, yeah They draw blood all night, yeah”

Photo by Jonathan Borba on Unsplash Song & Lyrics: The First One, Astrid S

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esarkaye · 8 years ago

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New books. Notes: 1] Derek Parfit died a couple of days ago, may he rest in peace. He was a British philosopher concerned with issues of personal identity, rationality, and ethics; he's considered one of the most important moral philosophers of the late 20th/early 21st centuries. I have only read academic articles by him; I thought I'd read his major works now, starting with the 1984 Reasons and Persons. 2] I have quickly come to love Wodehouse; I decided to always keep a (new) collection of his stories by my bedside. I'm already 2 stories into this one – great fun. 3] Machado de Assis was inspired by Sterne, particularly his Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy – so I thought I'd give it a go. I also got my mittens on de Assis' second book in his Realistic Trilogy, Quincas Borba (a.t.a. Philosopher or Dog?). 3] "In 1880 the continent of Africa was largely unexplored by Europeans. Less than thirty years later, only Liberia and Ethiopia remained unconquered by them. The rest – 10 million square miles with 110 million bewildered new subjects – had been carved up by five European powers (and one extraordinary individual) in the name of Commerce, Christianity, 'Civilization' and Conquest. The Scramble for Africa is the first full-scale study of that extraordinary episode in history." Essential reading, especially for a European, it seems to me (it's all too easy to forget your [nation's] shameful history). 4] The Golovlyov Family was great; now I'm excited to read Schedrin's History of a Town. 5] Speaking of shameful history: Max Havelaar by Multatuli (pseudonym Eduard Douwes Dekker) centers on a Dutch civil servant in Java, who seeks to end the ill-treatment and oppression inflicted on native people by the colonial administration. The polemical and anti-colonial piece was published (to great shock among the Dutch nation) in 1860, and is based on the personal experiences of Dekker. Another piece of required reading. 6] How much control do you have over your actions? If your brain controls your mind, what controls your brain? Gazzaniga, one of the world's leading neuroscientists, attempts to answer these questions in his book on free will and the brain. 7] I've long wanted to read Rousseau's treatise on Inequality – now I can and will. 8] This collection of stories by William H. Gass seem fascinating (despite my general avoidance of contemporary literature). 9] In The Expanding Circle – a very important book – Singer (author of a great work called Animal Liberation) argues that moral progress has been made, in the form of an expanding circle of beings that we consider worthy of moral consideration. 10] The work on Richter "should be on the shelves of university and medical libraries and in the hands of biological rhythm researchers, psychobiologists, and historians of science" – but hey, here it is in the hands of good old Steven. 11] Jaynes' work is either complete crazy or one of the most revolutionary ideas to date – he argues that, until late in the 2nd millennium, men did not have consciousness but were automatically obeying the voices of gods (i.e. hallucinations caused by dialogue between different parts of the brain). Damn intriguing stuff. 12] In The Better Angels of Our Nature, Steven Pinker demonstrates why – contrary to what one may think – violence has declined over the ages.

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julianhaw · 5 years ago

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thesmithsfiend · 7 years ago

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katepicgaming-blog · 7 years ago

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zootopianewsnetwork · 6 years ago

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Art of the Day #288

Ricktopia Rick and Morty by Borba Source [1]

Heh, it’s about TIME someone drew a Zootopia X Rick and Morty crossover pic…though I will admit this one was worth the wait; Borba (the artist) just nailed the R&M animation style.

In the meantime we present our latest Random collection of Zootopia fan-art.

Enjoy…and don’t forget to show the original artists some love by clicking on the source…

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#Fanart #Zootopia

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canvasclothiers · 7 years ago

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The People’s Republic (Highlights From “Authentic Alentejo”)

Tasting Alentejo at the Christian Hogwarts…

In the grand scheme of the wine world, Portugal appears to be the county that stands tall, despite its relatively small size (about 575 miles long, and just under 140 miles wide). In Napoleonic-complex fashion, it makes up for its stature in other ways; Portugal is in the top ten worldwide in vineyard acreage, per capita wine consumption, wine exports to the USA, and almost squeaks into that list for wine production (coming in at number 11).

Given that, we tend to forget that Portugal’s land mass isn’t actually all that tiny; one of its largest production areas – Alentejo – is responsible for half of the world’s wine cork production, takes up approximately one-third of the country, and has portions in the south that stretch all the way out to the coast. Alentejo has eight sub-regions, over 35,000 acres of PDO wine production, and is about the size of Belgium.

Wine & Spirits’ Josh Greene, doing his best religious statue impersonation

The host of a recent Wines of Alentejo “Authentic Alentejo” event held (I was a media guest), Master Sommelier Evan Goldstein summed it up this way: “‘the People’s Republic of Alentejo,’ if you will.”

Wine has deep roots (ha ha) in Alentejo, stretching back about 4,000 years. The pre-Roman-era Tartessians likely introduced winemaking to the region, and the Romans cemented it into its DNA (including the amphorae methods of talhas de barro, still in use today). The region has more or less been making wine ever since, with only a brief decline during Moorish occupation in the 8th Century. In modern terms, tourism-stimulating attention from National Geographic and a nearly seven-fold increase in wine producers in the late 1990s have brought renewed vinous attention to the region.

Well, that and the fact that several of the wineries became known for the fruit-forward, full-throttle, probably-overblown style of winemaking popular with major wine critics during the last couple of decades.

But Alentejo wines don’t have to be overblown; at least, that’s the takeaway that I got from the wines presented by Goldstein and co-host Joshua Greene in the refractory of NYC’s Union Theological Seminary (best imagined as the Christian version of the main hall at Hogwarts)…

Alentejo-bashers (and there are a surprisingly large amount of these in the wine biz, from my experience) would’ve been somewhat beside themselves at this tasting; generally, the wines were very, very good, in many cases excellent, and, in a smaller number of cases, astounding. My highlights (regional notations indicate the relevant Alentejo subregion(s)):

2014 Joao Portugal Ramos ‘Vila Santa’ Reserva Branco (Estremoz, $NA)

A slightly unlikely blend of Arinto, Alvarinho, and Sauvignon Blanc, there’s much to love about the Vila Santa beyond its drink-it-all-day 12.5% abv. It’s chalky, stony, flinty, pithy, and chock full of stone fruit, lemon peel, and marmalade hints. And if you do happen to drink it night, save a bit; all that acid and aromatics will definitely wake you up in the AM.

2011 Quinta do Mouro Rotulo Dourado (Estremoz, $NA)

The “gold label” version of Mouro’s tinto is a mix of 48% Alicante Bouschet, 27% Aragonês, 16% Touriga Nacional, and 7% Cabernet Sauvignon. Floral, plummy, brambly, spicy, and punctuated by graphite notes, your nose will thank you for the adventure. While it’s burly now, the length, consistency, and structure suggest that this has yet to even reach its toddler phase.

2007 Herdade do Mouchão Tinto (Sousel/Estremoz, $40)

I actually considered giving this the “Overachiever” tag, despite the fact that it’s over $35/bottle, because it’s that f*cking good. Mostly Alicante Bouschet with Trincadeira blended in, my tasting notes included the phrase “awesome sauce” and “strong kung-fu.” Thyme, graphite, dark cherries, bramble, mulberry, and enviable amounts of textural tension.

2013 Niepoort Projectos ‘Susana Esteban Procura’ Tinto (Portalegre, $45)

Alicante Bouschet makes another appearance here, but only as the predominant member of a larger field blend of traditional regional red varieties. Esteban is clearly at the top of her game; this is both plummy and lovely, with spices, rose petals, and layer upon layer of red berry fruit flavors that move from tart to brambly to ripe.

2011 Julio Bastos Dona Maria Gran Reserva Tinto (Borba, $32)

This blend is 50% Alicante Bouschet from what might be Portugal’s oldest vines of that variety, with Petite Verdot, Syrah, and Touriga Nacional rounding it out,. The AB is, apparently, tread by foot. The nose is smokey and meaty, and high-quality leather abounds, followed with bitter dark chocolate, graphite, and black licorice. Powerful and serious, inky and substantial, but yet somehow also fresh as a daisy.

2014 Cartuxa Pêra Manca Branco (Évora, $40)

Sure, you fellow geeks probably love the PM red, but when’s the last time that you had the white Antão Vaz and Arinto blend? And if it was recently, then WTF is up with you not inviting me? Apples, melons, and breadth; this is deceptive stuff, in that it certainly comes off as ripe/fruity/sexy, but that forwardness belies fascinating texture that make it ideal for fancier seafood fare.

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cacophonyofolives · 7 years ago

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The People’s Republic (Highlights From “Authentic Alentejo”)

Tasting Alentejo at the Christian Hogwarts…

Wine & Spirits’ Josh Greene, doing his best religious statue impersonation

2014 Joao Portugal Ramos ‘Vila Santa’ Reserva Branco (Estremoz, $NA)

2011 Quinta do Mouro Rotulo Dourado (Estremoz, $NA)

2007 Herdade do Mouchão Tinto (Sousel/Estremoz, $40)

2013 Niepoort Projectos ‘Susana Esteban Procura’ Tinto (Portalegre, $45)

2011 Julio Bastos Dona Maria Gran Reserva Tinto (Borba, $32)

2014 Cartuxa Pêra Manca Branco (Évora, $40)

Cheers!

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static-pouring · 7 years ago

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The People’s Republic (Highlights From “Authentic Alentejo”)

Tasting Alentejo at the Christian Hogwarts…

Wine & Spirits’ Josh Greene, doing his best religious statue impersonation

2014 Joao Portugal Ramos ‘Vila Santa’ Reserva Branco (Estremoz, $NA)

2011 Quinta do Mouro Rotulo Dourado (Estremoz, $NA)

2007 Herdade do Mouchão Tinto (Sousel/Estremoz, $40)

2013 Niepoort Projectos ‘Susana Esteban Procura’ Tinto (Portalegre, $45)

2011 Julio Bastos Dona Maria Gran Reserva Tinto (Borba, $32)

2014 Cartuxa Pêra Manca Branco (Évora, $40)

Cheers!

Grab The 1WineDude.com Tasting Guide and start getting more out of every glass of wine today!

Shop Wine Products at Amazon.com

Copyright © 2016. Originally at The People’s Republic (Highlights From “Authentic Alentejo”) from 1WineDude.com - for personal, non-commercial use only. Cheers! Source: http://www.1winedude.com/the-peoples-republic-highlights-from-authentic-alentejo/

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