#fords like pft no i called dibs!!!

[sga-owns-my-soul]

do you think ford and rodney fought about who got shotgun when they first started going on missions

bc i absolutely think they did

[mickeys-malarkey]

You forgot pirate and the answer is “how dare you make me choose but I lean towards cake and dragon.” 🍰🐉

…A little over half a year, maybe? It was kind of a gradual realization. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Hm… The fact I can claim a title as one of the few authors who can easily and naturally write a story without a bunch of unnecessary s3x in it?

… <Gestures vaguely at Society>

I'm apothiflux, so usually “nay” but sometimes "meh, sure, whatever."

When I decided I'd prefer dating someone who didn't find me attractive in “that way.” When my art classmates fawned over every nude art piece meanwhile my only two reactions were “the heck are you on about? I see a boring anatomy textbook” and “ACK!! EW!! What in the— you find this APPEALING?!?!” When I informed my ex that I knew no matter who I married they were gonna be more interested in “that” than I was. When my ex just suddenly asked me my thoughts on asexual marriage seemingly out-of-the-blue (it took my autistic brain like four years to realize that he was actually asking if I was ace)... I should've known a lot sooner. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Um, “chaotic and/or supernatural nerd?” Whatever the heck type of guy you call Dib Membrane, The Doctor (as in Doctor Who), Dipper Pines, Grunkle Ford Pines, and Newt Scamander.

Yeah, I love the idea! 💛

Romantic: My demiromanticism says “friend-shaped” (which likely means neurodivergent since apparently I mostly attract neurodivergent friends), lol. Other than that, Lutheran, wants kids, respects, values and supports me, capable of honest communication and mature compromise, non-life-threatening job, IS NOT anti-doctor/medication like my ex was, etc. Platonic: See this thing I wrote and this other thing I wrote, I guess?

“Are you a firework? Cause you're breathtakingly gorgeous but I don't want you anywhere near my genitals.” (I do not take credit!! I saw it on Pinterest and thought it was the best thing ever, roflol.)

Either infodumping, stimming together, exquisite corpse-style story/fanfic writing or just companionable silence. You know, like, just existing next to each other. 💜

Electroswing~!

Hahahahaha, Niche Interest is my middle name. 🤓 Comics/cartoons/manga/anime/manhwa/aeni/etc. and their art styles/history/etc, neurodiversity/neuroscience, indie games, cryptozoology, puzzles, cryptography, I could go on.

Either Locke and Key or Red Band Society (L&K only had the one scene I think but still what the heck, RBS got so explicit and constant we had to stop— I WAS WATCHING IT WITH MY FAMILY! THEY ADVERTISED IT AS A “FUN, WHOLESOME SHOW FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!!” WHAT THE ACTUAL FUDGE).

Platonic. Cuddles. 💛💛💛

Ahahaha, well, one time I sent my ex a comic I found that was about Noah's ark getting overrun by rabbits and Noah being like “okay do I need to separate you two?” and I was bewildered when he informed me it was a s3x joke and not just a baby joke. So, you tell me. 😝

No, but I want one. I'm using an opal one I already had as an aro ring.

YES TO BOTH.

Real. Lemonheads. 🤤🍋 Or— OR CALYPSO BLUE LEMONADE!! I don't think I've had it since the pandemic started, I miss it so dang much… 😭💙💙

Uhhh fantasy, sci-fi, surreal, supernatural horror, basically anything not based in reality.

Maybe? If he's very, VERY good at listening, respecting my boundaries, etc? My ex really put me off of the idea, though… 😔

Automatically skip s3x scenes and aggressively interpret songs I've been informed are one big innuendo as what I originally thought they were about, instead. Also, be glad my autistic sensory issues require I wear long, baggy clothes because I don't wanna be Perceived That Way™ anyways.

I mean, I haven't really said it to anyone's face yet but I doubt they would be, roflol.

I put “demiro-ace ♦️” in all of my social media bios, so… technically? My mom and littlest bro are the only ones who seem to have noticed so far, though. My mom looked it up on her own and woke me up one morning to ask if she understood it right and I— 🥺💕

Pft, see number 4.

Fun Aspec Ask Game:

Space, dragon, or cake ace?

How long have you known you were ace? 

Favorite part of being ace?

Least favorite part of being ace?

Intimacy, yay or nay?

What kind of moments make you think “oh yeah, I’m definitely ace”

What’s your theoretical type?

Are you in / would you want a QPR?

Describe your ideal romantic/platonic partner

Say your best aspec pickup line

Most underrated form of intimacy?

Favorite music genre?

Any really niche interests?

What’s the first movie/show you think of when you think “unnecessary sex scene” or “unnecessary romantic subplot” 

Rather than sex/romance, media would be much better off with more ____

Do you experience the aspec obliviousness when it comes to innuendos or the like?

Do you have an ace ring?

Do you want kids, or pets? 

Instead of sex, I’d rather have ____

Favorite movie/book/game genre?

Could you see yourself in a relationship with a sexual person?

Name something you do that’s ace culture

Are people surprised when you say you’re ace, or not?

Are you out to people? 

If you could live somewhere with only aspec people, would you?