#forced clownification

[edith-is-dead]

clowning around (whether you want to or not)

(day 5 + 6 of bunbot's hypnovember :p)

[satanfemme]

me when i add clown shit to my wardrobe

idk what the tone of this ask is but I'm choosing to take it literally and I love that ur adding clown shit to ur wardrobe. I think more people need to be clownified. forced clownification upon all my followers immediately.

[silviakundera]

Lust Love in the Desert, ep 8 liveblogging

FL's 2 servants are hyped that there's a local festival to attend while FL is the personification of 😐 because she's actually hyper aware that being in this harem is dangerous

That maid servant is the weakest link tho. She keeps dropping like HEY ABOUT YOUR SECRET IDENTITY (face palm)

So, huh, FL bakes for faux enunch instead of rewarding him valuables. He gives her a pro tip about the Lord liking tea that contradicts what he told the other concubine. I'm a lil curious to see if this eventually goes anywhere.

Yunpei Lord is tricking himself out in a fancy outfit, playing emperor, while ML is plotting to search the grounds while everyone is at the festival

Red ribbons in the tree branches to make FL feel bittersweet longing. Nice move.

I'm kinda intrigued by the dynamic between the Lord and FL. She keeps things coldly clinical, polite but distant, and makes excuses not to have sex or join him for a meal. But in abscense of this she highlights that her focus in on mastering the scrolls - so he actually allows it - when normally this stuff would get a concubine punished.

In a world where she hadn't already gotten attached to her mystery man, these 2 might actually have worked out a very functional partnership? He would have his sexy ladies and she would have become his trusted advisor. 🤔

FL was doing some delicate probing about Lord's sentiments towards Masui (her actual homeland). But we don't really learn anything new.

I only wonder how much Lord would truly care where she's from, if she is ready to openly consult on the Special Scrolls. Part of me thinks he's already suspicuous, he's just not gonna explore it while it seems that she's useful

Ruo Wen, bandit extraordinaire, is also at Yunpei. Why? I have no idea. (They probably explained but I didn't care.)

Princess 2 has tracked him down like a bounty hunter for looooovveeee.

Her actually professing to be in love with him clearly disturbs the dude, who's likely thinking, but WHY?? just like I am.

She throws some rich girl tantrums to get his compliance and he basically stops fighting it and allows her to tag along.

This truly is that deranged, obsessed supporting FL character energy you'd see in another drama, where she clings to the ML's arm and constantly plots to force-marry him and have the FL framed & sexually assaulted....... Except here it's all directed at the villainous 2ML, which is objectively hilarious.

It's like the guy instinctively KNOWS this isn't how the story is supposed to go and he's thrown completely off balance. 😆

The entire cast has shown up for the lantern festival. 2nd couple playing tourist while probably scheming. FL floating lanterns and promising mom she'll avenge-- OH HI ML

They're strolling on opposite sides of the river. Longing but forever parted. It's all very romantical. 😢

United on the bridge! Soft gazes and slow-mo running hand in hand. Kissing vibes but NO KISS.

"Do you miss me?"

cdramas love masks with a passion I will frankly never understand.

Any time you introduce a mask into the situation I just lol. Instant clownification. It kills any badass or romantic vibes for me

But hey, both main and second couple fireside join dancing

The princesses touch hands 👍

They change up partners, so Ruo Wen can clutch the FL all 🍆 🍆

👎

2FL bullies her bandit into wearing a flower crown, though he's still thinking about FL. You can't change a dog.

[unroxyfication]

"makeup should be tattooed on" is this the start of the Roxy force clownification arc

it is not. you have to make me be something else

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

ermmmmm. elizabeth headcanons

LIZZIE <3 <3 <3

Okay I think Lizzie conseptualises the world in the same way Will does. This doesn't make her at all inherently dangerous or anything but if they played word association they would have the same answers.

Cus of this she really looks up to her dad she tries to emulate his showiness and conform to that suburban dad front he's trying to put on.

Conversly she's pretty distant from her mum cus she spends monday-friday with her and she sees this as encroching on premium dad time in her child brain.

She loooves paining Mikey's hair and doing his nails and forcing Nate to play house with her.

Her and Charlie get along great too. Charlie's a bit older than her and they see each other very very often :]

Post clownification she felt really betrayed by her dad but she dealt with that by just kinda doubling down on the William Afton hype train. I doubt the 30 or so years she spent locked in a basement helped with this at all.

This is why Ennard kicks her out they do NOT want to hear about how great of a dad the guy who KILLED THEM was.

Scrapbaby has rollerskates cus Lizzie loves to rollerskate and is really good at it. She had all her birthdays at the local roller-rink.

[homestuckexamination]

Clown pie anon here. 'I am sorry to call you out like this, hon, but 'Pie in the face that turns you into a clown minion’ sounds exactly like the kind of suspicious stuff that would be in an episode of Totally Spies.' You are 100% right- like omg. You are my new favorite person, I haven't even thought about Totally Spies in forever, but this is canon, now. I will not accept anything else. (1/2)

(Tumblr eating my reply-) I was inititally going to go on this rant about my new life goal being 'pretend 'forced clownification via pie' is an actual canon episode, if Totally Spies ever comes up in real life, watch people fail to find the episode, watch chaos, doubt, and confusion spread' and how it ironically sounds very Sylph of Rage-like. But then I had a hunch. And I just had to check. It's actually canon. Forced clownification - admittedly via makeup - is an actual Totally Spies episode.

I'm glad you liked the joke, and. Why of course it is. I shouldn't be surprised and yet I am- asfasfasfsafa-

[edith-is-dead]

Goth girl gets clown makeover

starting with red nose?

(non-goth tries to draw goths to mixed success (?))