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oh, so you’re going to miss out on fort night (literal) and pizza time? sheesh.

excuse you, @ratedrcope. remind me to break your phone as well when you're not paying attention. can't trust anyone these days.

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suuuure, i see you staying PUT.

excuse you, @ratedrcope. remind me to break your phone as well when you're not paying attention. can't trust anyone these days.

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we need more people in our polycule. you can’t be baby forever.

excuse you, @ratedrcope. remind me to break your phone as well when you're not paying attention. can't trust anyone these days.

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anjelica huston as the grand high witch in the film the witches. i don’t think she can do anything wrong. fuck all them kids, but my kids since they’re the best. @rowanlevine

“just hear me out… i know what you're thinking, but just wait—” @itsroxyp

PLEASE READ THIS POST AND FOLLOW THIS ORDER.

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truth 8, dare 12

since i did dare 12, i'll do 13. i think @judgmentjay + @hdbnger could make the tuna fish express work. if anyone, they can.

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truth 8, dare 12

i'm picking dare but i'm old and don't even truly log in instagram much outside of being made to but if i was a generally active user: @kippywonders @ marina @ velvet sky.

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truth - 2, dare - 12

picking truth on this one:

f: malakai

m: brody and become super dads

k: kyle o'reilly sorry buddy

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this is one of my best friends named hook, who I truly feel like everyone should get to know. he is an amazingly kind and genuine person, always ready to help others and make them laugh. he’s the kind of friend who always has your back and makes life a little brighter just by being in it. one of one.

dropping money bags in london.

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☝️🤓 in my scientific deduction, much easier and safer than walking on the ground. you use both hands and feet as you would in water. a lot of using your whole body as a propeller.

@ratedrcope new indoor shoes?

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have you never swam in balls before? it's actually freeing. done it at mcdonald's once with a few other fellow dads.

@ratedrcope new indoor shoes?

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PLEASE. do you know how much i wanted to turn my room into a human ball pit and just put an air mattress on top?

@ratedrcope new indoor shoes?

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you know who is perfect? read the first word.

randomly remembered when i tried to rizz my crush up in 8th grade by passing her a note that read “you know wwho’s cute? read the first word”

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with due respect for khalil, i will be clean in his replies.

randomly remembered when i tried to rizz my crush up in 8th grade by passing her a note that read “you know wwho’s cute? read the first word”

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you’re truly the johnny bravo of all of our dreams. i’m confused, though. are you a spouse or a son? or the bodyguard side piece? uncle? dreamboat?

@kippywonders good thing you did tonight! just looking like you do out there doing what you do. so proud of you for doing the things. you are a superstar!

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@kippywonders good thing you did tonight! just looking like you do out there doing what you do. so proud of you for doing the things. you are a superstar!

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i was hoping you'd say no, but i guess he is invited. i hope we can watch a scary movie after, too. something found footage.

hi, @ratedrcope. happy birthday, young man 🥳 let’s go for late night milkshakes later.