#for the morbidly curious I shall describe the sensation
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hidefdoritos · 5 days ago
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PSA:
Always WASH YOUR HANDS after handling essential oils.
Signed, someone who forgot that step before entering the bathroom and is now washing a lot more than their hands. :/
#psa#essential oils#wash your hands#moss's musings#for those concerned YES it was peppermint oil thank you SO MUCH for asking#(and eucalyptus)#(which probably also isn't good for one's nethers but I didn't have the chance to notice anything)#for the morbidly curious I shall describe the sensation#imagine if they made mouthwash for your crotch.#you cannot imagine how large my eyes got as my undercarriage began to experience a sensation that is only comparable to the sound of the#Polar Express cracking through the ice#(which is 100% the sound that ice makes when it cracks#but that's a different story)#anyway imagine getting head from Jack Frost#that's it that's the sensation#I'm aware I'm putting an embarrassing personal experience on the internet so I'm sorry for inflicting this one you#I also hope someone finds this funny#and remembers to wash their hands!
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