#for the laying of said eggs

[transingthoseformers]

There is that piece of art that has TFE Megatron laying an egg...

So clearly that is what should happen. Megatron realises that he's carrying while they're still working with G.H.O.S.T, so he and Optimus entrust the coming clutch to Dot&Alex.

Wait there is give

Give?find?please🥺

But also yes your little situation idea sounds fascinating, especially with them asking crunchy questions regarding how Cybertronian reproduction works and just. I've been thinking about earthspark eggs all day and how humans would react to them

[the-faultofdaedalus]

follow up question. if it’s ok to eat figs bc the wasp was already digested by the plant exactly /how/ digested to things have to be for their consumer to be considered vegan

[buried-l0cket]

polygon nightly routine

semi prequel to this

[candied-cae]

I know some folks have been saying “Ed wanted to die in the same place he laid next to Stede-“ WRONG! HE WANTED TO DIE WHERE STEDE LAID NEXT TO HIM!!!

The place Auntie points out as being where his head was crushed by the cannon ball is the exact spot where Stede’s head had been during the arrest and that’s even more insane than the first option. (Anyway, I wanted to correct that assumption. It’s only a matter of like 2 feet, but I still find it an important detail, and figured a visual might help!)

[l3irdl3rain]

Got home from work for my lunch break and discovered Gonzo is a girl (he laid an egg). I’m obviously going to have to try to limit that, but more importantly he’s going to have to go to the vet tonight. His abdomen is very distended looking and when I felt it it feels soft and full of fluid. I’m hoping it’s just related to laying the egg so recently, but I want to make sure I’m not missing anything. Especially since he’s so old.

[morggender]

Not naming and shaming but one of you FREAKS asked me whether omens lay eggs and I do not want to think about how that would affect the hot steamy t4t sex I'm having with Morgott

[agendercryptidlev]

I'm not saying transing his gender would solve all of Alastor's problems just that maybe it would solve some of them.

[apollos-boyfriend]

“i don’t want to wake up tomorrow, dad”

[quackity1999]

I think you would make a good mother. Your kids would grow up ruthless and with gazes so sharp they cut puppet strings and fingers nimble enough to tie them

[ whoops! quackity has . . zoned the fuck out. something about avian instinct blindsiding him every now and then. sorry. ]

[atlaseclectic]

{I couldve gone my whole life without seeing that stupid egg thing. I feel like I should be entitled to compensation.}

[blualt]

best thing about sam & max: theres a goddamn transgender chicken

[toxifoxx]

What is happening with the eggs????

well BASICALLY springtrap started laying eggs. got real broody over them. wouldn't let me check if they're fertile until an anon helpfully suggested i lure him away - and they are fertile, by the way! now he's sitting on them and i guess they're gonna hatch at some point. who's the father? uhm. well.

[transingthoseformers]

Noooo because any time you see an animal or character lay a shit ton of eggs you've gotta ask "okay so what are we expecting to happen to most of these??"

Because when you have a lot of offspring like that it's usually because you expect at least some of them to die or straight up not hatch

That's like nature

[gemwolfz]

another poll but this one is a shitpost

am i doing too many silly polls. idk but fuck it we ball

[carnivorousyandeere]

Okay… this thought won’t leave my brain so I’m just going to post it.

Thorn’s Thots Thoughts

( MDNI, No Age in Bio DNI )

CW: extremely unrealistic sex… obviously 😭, fantasy sex, macro/micro stuff, stomach bulge, objectification, cum eating

One of Thorn’s favorite daydreams to jack off to is where she’s either a Giantess, or you’re a fairy or something— but either way, proportionally you’re about the size of a doll to her, maybe a bit bigger than a barbie. And your body, either naturally or through some crazyyy spell, has very elastic capabilities of stretching.

And. Well.

She uses you like a fleshlight, gripping your entire torso in her hand and feeling your stomach stretch out impossibly around her length, pulling and pushing you down on it until you’re an incoherent, babbling mess. She reaches so far through you that your face and chest are pressed against the outline of her cock through your own stretched out tummy. And when she cums inside you and then pulls out, the cum is still enough to make your stomach bulge out. And if it’s not, she’ll just fuck you again and again or jerk off and press your mouth to her tip when she cums to make you drink it down until it is enough to make your stomach bulge.

[gigginox]

egg delivery quest but it's about retrieving a rajang egg and the whole quest just has the npcs freaking out over the idea of monkey eggs

if the stories games are anything to go off of i think everyone in monhun has come to terms w Every monster laying eggs