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borathae · 7 months ago

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"Because Taehyung is currently on a business trip, you and he haven't been able to be intimate in weeks. Plagued by unbearable desire, you ask him to send you something sexy. Luckily for you, your husband is an obedient good boy with an amazing artistic sense."

Pairing: CEO!Taehyung x CEO!Reader

Genre: Smut, married life!AU

Warnings: sub!Taehyung, Dom!Reader, sexting, sending of a dick pic, kinda public sex at first because he touches himself on a balcony, phone sex, guided masturbation, mutual masturbation, lots of dirty talk, praise, good boy!kink, she uses a vibrator on herself, he uses his hands, she tells him to cum on his own briefs, he is so whiney and needy for her, guided aftercare, they're lowkey so kinky with each other

Wordcount: 4.2k

a/n: i decided to write something for the ihyily!couple again hohoho enjoy besties, this is very horny 💚 i hope you guys are enjoying my stories lately, feedback's been kinda little for all of them so i can't really tell. also big shoutout to all the lovely people who do leave feedback, i see you and love you!!! either way, enjoy my besties hehe

You are on your back, stretching your limbs from you in the middle of your king sized bed and with your eyes glued to the sky light on your ceiling. On normal nights, you would already be fast asleep by now, but because you haven’t been with your husband in a week, you aren’t.

The bed is too big without him.

You miss him so much. You miss his cuddles and his kisses and his voice and his scent and his smiles and his jokes and his hugs and his everything. You huff out air in frustration. Yes, you miss his everything.

You roll your head to the side, flipping your phone to check the time on your clock app. When one of you is on a business trip in another time zone, you always put in the zone on your apps to see what time the other is currently experiencing.

Taehyung must currently experience early evening hours. The beginning of sundowns, the sound of people driving home from work, the scent of dinner in the air. You want to be with him. Listen to Paris get ready for sleep, eat dinner on the balcony, drink wine and play with him.

You falter for a moment. There it is again. That heavy lump in your stomach. That heavy, hot lump of build up frustration. It has been bothering you ever since the morning, making it difficult to work. If Taehyung was home, he would have already helped you take care of it. You miss him so much. In more ways than one.

Before Taehyung left for his business trip to Paris, you and he weren’t able to have goodbye sex because you were on your period and felt too shitty to be horny. You aren’t on your period anymore and you are paying the price. You keep thinking back to the last night with him where you cuddled instead of fucked. If you could turn back time, you would take him so many times in so many ways that he forgets his own name.

Your eyes gaze at your home screen. A family pictures of you, Taehyung and your daughter. Nope. You need other pictures, now is Not the time for family pictures. You need to see him and only him. In the kind of ways only you get to see him. You open your pictures and the folder you titled “my stinker”. It contains pictures solely of Taehyung. Be it random candid pics, posed pictures or all the selcas he sends you. There are too many of them and you are currently getting lost in them.

He is so handsome and cute and pretty and sexy and handsome and, and, and.

You huff out air. You want to bite his cheek and feel him up, but you can’t. It’s fucking unfair.

Missing him unbearably, you open your messages next. Your text is typed within seconds.

- You: do you have time?

Taehyung’s answer comes moments later.

- My handsome ♡: I do, but why are you still up?

It is currently one in the morning where you are. You normally fall asleep at eleven, sometimes even ten because being a working CEO and mother is exhausting even with such a supportive and involved husband as Taehyung by your side.

- You: i can’t sleep ㅠㅠ

- My handsome ♡: NOOOO why?

- You: I miss you ㅠㅠ and I’m lowkey horny

- My handsome ♡: 😪😪

- My handsome ♡: I understand your pain

- My handsome ♡: 😪😪

You wiggle your toes in excitement.

- You: are you horny too?

- My handsome ♡: 😂😂 No, I meant that I miss you too 😂😂😂

You huff out air, feeling slightly hot in embarrassment.

- You: sorry, I misunderstood ✊🏻😔

- My handsome ♡: 😂😂 It’s fine ♡♡♡

- My handsome ♡: I’m getting horny now that you mentioned it ;)

You feel hot in excitement. He is willing to play into it. God, you are tingling like crazy between your legs.

- You: are you?

- My handsome ♡: ;) yes ;)

- You: fuck baby…

You put the phone aside for a moment to get a toy and some lube.

You prop yourself up on your backrest and work yourself up with just two fingers first. You get to play with him. The aspect is turning you on to the point where typing becomes difficult to do with one hand.

- You: I got a toy…

- My handsome ♡: omg 🥵 are you using it?

- You: soon…working myself up

- My handsome ♡: You’re so hot 🥵😭🥵

- You: fuck Tae 🥵 where are you?

- My handsome ♡: Hotel balcony. I’ve got the sun setting and a glass of wine by my side. I’m wearing your favourite sweater ;)

- You: the green one?

- My handsome ♡: Yes ;););)

- You: 🥵🥵 you are seducing me

- My Handsome ♡: 😂 only you can get horny over a jumper

- You: Don’t judge me, you look hot in it

You take a few deep breaths. Your touch feels good. Knowing that he is sharing this moment with you really excites you. You crave something again.

- You: Fuck Tae, send me something sexy please 👉👈

- My handsome ♡: Something sexy? Like this?

A selfie of him arrives next. He is looking into the camera with half-lidded eyes and his lower lip between his teeth. The golden light of the setting sun gives his hair and skin such a sexy glow to them. On the lower corner of the picture, glimpses of his green sweater are visible.

You bite your lower lip and let out a frustrated whimper. You want to crawl through your phone and eat his entire face. He is so fucking handsome.

You type your answer with shaky fingers.

- You: I wanna tell you the nastiest things right now…

- My handsome ♡: don’t hold back ;)

- You: I wanna fucking sit on your face and ride it till I cream it…I’m touching myself right now, but all I want is your tongue on me…

- You: If you’d be here right now, I’d use your pretty nose as my toy and mark it as mine. Fuck Tae, you’re so sexy…

Taehyung types for a while. Knowing him, your answer surprised him despite your initial warning. He is a little shy cutie after all. You stay online until he finally answers you.

- My handsome ♡: omg…

You smile, feeling your stomach tingle. All this time of typing and his flustered brain came up with “omg”. If you didn’t need him before, you need him like crazy starting now. Your fingers speed up between your legs. He is so sexy.

- My handsome ♡: This just made me hard omg…

- You: Show me fuckk I need to see

You are panting as you wait for the picture. Taehyung went offline, which means he is taking it with his phone camera. He will probably take a while because he is very particular about the kind of nudes he sends you. You have a folder of them on your phone, hidden behind a passcode only you know. He also never sends you nudes without getting asked or warning you, which makes them so much sexier. You can’t wait to see how he is going to show you his pretty cock.

The picture arrives with one singular emoji under it.

- My handsome: 🥺

It taunts you. Of course he is acting like that when he literally just sent you his dick. You download the picture, opening it with bated breath. One you release in a moan once the view presents itself to your eyes.

He is pulling his beige pants down, exposing his shaft and pubes. His hand is in the picture, his green sweater is as well. The picture is clearly taken outside, judging by the warm, sunset-esque colours. He took it on his balcony.

You try to text him, but then get too needy to do so. You send him a picture back. Two of your fingers buried deep inside you. You are all wet and puffy, presenting yourself for his viewing pleasure. He sees it and goes offline instantly.

A second later your phone rings. It’s him.

You pick up without hesitation.

“Hey there”, you try to sound nonchalant, but your voice is just slightly raspy from arousal.

Taehyung is panting. You know that he is struggling with his words because of you.

“Tae?”

“Can I touch myself, please?” he croaks, sending jolts of excitement through you. He is such a good boy asking for permission like that.

“You wanna touch yourself?”

“Yes. Oh god, you’re so sexy”, he groans.

“Mhm…you’re sexier”, you purr and turn on the toy. You hold it close to the phone so Taehyung can hear.

His breathing speeds up. His chair creaks in the background as he clearly shifts in it.

“Please”, he begs quietly.

“Soon. Listen to me push it inside, yeah?”

“Yes, Madam. Oh god, you’re so sexy, I’m going insane.”

You drag the toy through your folds twice then finally thrust it into you, moaning loudly as it fills you up. Taehyung moans with you, turning you on like crazy.

“Tae…baby…I’m so wet, fuck…it fills me up so good…”

“Can, can I touch myself now?”

“Not yet, be patient.”

Taehyung whines, motivating you to move the toy inside you. God, you love when he is needy for you.

“Mhm Tae… I’m fucking myself with it. Almost feels like you.”

“Oh god, I’m so hard”, he whines, “please can I at least take it out?”

“Are you outside?”

“I am”, he has his sexy voice on. God, you want him so bad.

“And you still wanna take it out?”

“Yes please, hurts so bad.”

“Poor boy.”

Taehyung whines, breathing shakily afterwards. You take out the toy and thrust it back inside, giving him a delicious moan. You know for a fact that he can hear the vibrations and how wet you are around the silicon shaft.

“Please Madam…” he begs with an obvious pout on his lips.

“How much do you want it?”

“So much. I miss you, please I’m horny too.”

“I love it when you talk like this. Fine, take it out.”

Taehyung thanks you in a breathy moan, lifting his hips so he could pulls his pants over his butt. He lets it punch up under his balls, wrapping his long fingers around his cock. It glows prettily in the sunset light, begging to be touched.

“Now listen to me, okay?”

“Yes, Madam.”

“Are you holding it right now?”

“Yes.”

“Feel up your shaft for me, but leave out your tip.”

Taehyung follows your orders, guiding his fist around his length. It feels good, but leaves him desperate. His tip is his favourite spot, it’s so sensitive and reactive. Having to leave it out feels like torture. He breathes heavily into the phone, giving you little whimpers each time his fingers have to stop right under his frenulum.

“For how long do I have to do that?” he asks hopefully.

“Until I tell you otherwise”, you dismiss him and bury the toy deeper, “fuck Tae seriously, this toy feels fucking amazing. It’s hitting the right spots.”

“Oh god.” He ogles his own cock and his fingers right under his tip. Maybe if he controls his voice well enough, you won’t find out that he is touching his tip. His fingers itch in the desire to disobey. One little movement… just one….

“You feel better tough, fuck I’m thinking about you and how you fuck me. You’re always such a good boy for me, Tae sweetie.”

Taehyung moans, moving his hand away from his tip as quickly as possible. What was he thinking? He doesn’t misbehave, he is your good boy. He bites down on his lower lip and keeps his touch focused on nothing but his shaft despite how leaky his tip gets because of it.

“Are you my good boy, Tae sweetie?”

“Yes, Madam. I’m your good boy”, he keens, nodding his head vigorously.

“Of course you are…are you wet for me?”

Taehyung looks at his tip. It is flushed red with pearls of excitement leaking from his slit. If you were here right now, you’d play with it or lick it off of him. Taehyung rolls his head back slightly at the fantasy, whimpering his answer.

“I’m wet for you.”

“You are…” You increase the vibrations, opening your legs further. “Take some of it and taste it for me.”

Taehyung obeys your orders, letting you listen to him as he licks his finger. He moans softly as he does it, acting slobbier than he needs to just so you have something good to listen to. Your breathing speeds up, your heart races. It sounds as if he is between your legs sucking and licking your clit.

“Does it taste sweet, baby?” you ask him shakily.

“Yeah, sweet”, he purrs, flicking his tongue against his own thumb.

“Fuck Tae, do it again.”

Taehyung obeys, licking and sucking on his fingers as if he was feasting on your pussy. You talked about sitting on his face and creaming his tongue and he is hellbent on making the fantasy as real as possible.

“It tastes so good, Madam”, he lulls.

“I wanna fucking sit on you, fuck.”

The desperation in your voice makes him tingle. He is needy too, but you sound feral. If he wasn’t such a good boy for you, he’d tell you a bratty little comment about your state. But instead of teasing you, he begs again.

“Can I touch my tip now, please?”

“Yes, fuck, yes.”

Taehyung acts instantly, wrapping his fingers tightly around his cockhead to pump it. He moans loudly, rolling his head back and closing his eyes.

“Thank you, ah…feels so good…”

“Slow down.”

His obedience comes before his mind can even register what his hand was doing. He slows down, keeping the movements as minimal as possible. The whimper he lets out makes you speed up in return.

“It’s so slow…”

“I know baby, I know. Keep it like this until I tell you otherwise.”

“It’s hard, mhhmmm.”

“Be my good boy, baby. I know you wanna be my good boy.”

“Yeah..good boy…”

You smile in bliss. He is so perfect. Even now that he is so desperate, he still listens. You could probably tell him to stop and put his cock back into his pants and he would listen. Your stomach tingles. What a good idea actually.

“Tae sweetie?”

“Yes, Madam”, he gets out between his heavy breaths.

“Stop touching yourself and put your pants back on.”

“What?” he sounds devastated.

“Go on, you heard me.”

“Why? Please…”

“By my good boy, baby.”

You hear him whimper in frustration followed by agonized sounds of him having to stuff his raging boner back into his pants. You throb around the toy at the aspect. He is such an obedient boy for you. It’s difficult to hold back on your orgasm when he is acting like that.

“I did it. I don’t know why you made me do that, but I did it”, he tells you with the biggest pout ever.

“Send me a pic.”

“Wait”, he is still clearly pouting.

Moments later your phone vibrates. You put him on speaker and open the picture he sent. He actually put his pants back on. The light material stretches around his boner, barely wanting to keep it in. A dark spot has appeared on the fabric where his tip can’t stop leaking.

You laugh.

“Why are you laughing?” he sounds distressed.

“Oh it’s nothing, I’m just laughing ‘cause you actually did it.”

“You told me to”, he is almost sassy in the way he talks back. Sassy but also very frustrated.

“Mhm I did. I was just messing with you.”

“___”, he gasps, making you laugh and moan at the same time.

“Okay, okay fuck stop whining, it’s making me cum.”

“No, you’re so mean. It hurts to have it inside”, he continues whining.

“Fuck Tae, keep talking and I’m gonna cum.”

“I, I…really?” he whimpers.

“Yes, fuck”, you pull the toy out, groaning in agony, “fuck that was so close.”

He takes a deep breath, squeaking as he breathes out.

“Please can I touch myself again? Please?”

“Go inside first.”

“Why do you wanna tease me today?”

“Just feeling like it.”

“Oh god.”

Taehyung keeps the balcony door open, now standing in his hotel bedroom with a hard-on in his pants and his head dizzy in need.

“I’m inside. Please can I touch myself now?”

“Get naked first.”

He puts the phone on speaker and starts undressing. He is in the midst of sliding off his sweater when you stop him.

“Keep the sweater on. I’ll ask for a picture of proof.”

“I’m already naked then.”

“Yes? Good boy. Send me a picture of your cock, keep the sweater in the angle.”

Taehyung obeys your orders, using the sound of your heavy breathing and little moans as motivation. The picture he takes is definitely not his most artistic masterpiece. It is a little blurry because he can’t stop his hands from shaking. Your loud reaction is satisfactory enough however.

“Fuck, look at you. I wanna sit on it. God, wanna fucking choke on it and make it squirt.”

Taehyung feels weak in the knees. It aches not to touch himself.

“Does this mean I can touch myself again? Please? Maybe? Please, please?”

“Soon. Put your briefs on the bed and do it over them, okay?”

He obeys your orders even if he is confused. He lays out his briefs and begins pumping his cock above them.

“I’m doing it, Madam”, he moans, feeling blurry. His touch is electric, his cock so sensitive.

“Good boy. Keep touching yourself. I want you to cum on them and then mail them to me.”

His knees buckle. He has to use the mattress to catch himself and push his own faltering body back into a standing position. He leaks heavy droplets of pleasure, feeling his pulse throb in his cock.

“What?” he squeaks.

“You heard me. Repeat it to me.”

“You want me to.” He gasps and whimpers. “Want me to cum on them and.” He keens your name. “And mail them to you.”

“That’s right.”

“Madam, this is getting me close.”

“I know it is. Don’t stop. Focus your touch on your tip.”

“I am”, he whines.

“Good boy. Keep telling me how close this is getting you.”

“It won’t take long.”

“Good boy, keep going.”

The line fills with your shared moans. He is so loud and breathy while you answer him in purrs and drawn-out moans. You both have your eyes closed, minds racing with images of shared moments together. If you concentrate hard enough, it almost feels as if you were fucking each other right now. As if Taehyung was pumping his cock deep into you, hitting the best spots over and over again.

“Fuck Tae, keep going baby. So good”, you moan, arching your back.

“Can I move my hips please?”

“Whatever you need baby, just keep moaning for me.”

Taehyung chases the pleasure instantly, fucking his own fist as if he was fucking you. He moans louder for you, feeling his sense of reality blur.

“You’re so tight tonight”, he gets out.

“I am?”

“Yeah, so tight. Ah!”

“Just for you baby, my good boy”, you moan, meeting his movements with needy rolls of your hips. Not that he is actually with you, but it feels like it.

You and he are so far gone in the fanatsy, the distance is no longer there. It’s just you and him.

“Love fucking you, baby. Love it so much…aahmmm….”

“Madam…ah…love it too…”

It is Taehyung who breaks the fantasy first. His instincts told him to open his eyes and look at you and so he did only to be met with an empty bed and his hand around his own cock.

“I miss you”, he whimpers.

You open your eyes to his flushed face only to be met with the ceiling instead. Your stomach tightens.

“I miss you too”, you get out, “Tae, it felt like you were there.”

“For me too”, he confesses, “I’m really close, just letting you know.”

You laugh breathily, “fuck, you’re so good. Such a good boy. Tell me three things you love about yourself and maybe I’ll let you cum.”

“My, my eyes and my hands and my…my nose.”

“Cause I can grind on it?”

“Yeah”, he whimpers, nodding his head vigorously.

“Shit, so hot. Where are you touching yourself right now?”

“My tip. It’s so wet, Madam.”

“So sexy, fuck. Keep talking to me.”

“My, my cock is so flushed. I’m so red at the tip.”

“Fuck, so hot. Ah Tae”, you moan, rolling your eyes back in delight as you bury the toy as deep as possible to draw circles with it. Your voice pitches, only coming out as gasps.

Taehyung speeds up his hand, furrowing his brows at the perfect sounds you let out.

“Are you feeling good, Madam?”

“Yeah…so good…hitting the right spot.”

He exhales shakily, moaning deeply.

“I’m leaking on my briefs, Madam.”

“Shit. Tae. Woah fu-fuck.”

“Close?”

“Really.”

“It’s all over my fingers too. They’re so wet and sticky, Madam.”

“Tae. Baby”, you whimper, tightening around the toy.

“I can’t stop leaking, Madam”, he mewls for you, jerking his cock loud enough that you can hear the wet mess he makes.

“I’m cumming”, you get out and feel the knot burst. All you can gasp is his name, body shaking out of control as your high takes over.

Taehyung moans with you, scrunching his face in agony from holding back. He wants to cum with you, but knows that you never gave him permission to do. So he is left moaning prettily for you and listening to you floating on absolute bliss.

You come down with curses and shaky gasps for air, ending it with a disbelieved “damn”.

“Fuck, can I cum? Please?” Taehyung begs, feeling delirious in frustration. He genuinely can’t do this for long anymore.

“Cum for me, baby.”

“Yes. oh god yes. Madam, yes. ___, yes, yes, yes”, he chants and breaks with one last squeak of your name, emptying his heavy balls all over his briefs. He twitches and shakes, throwing his head back as your name repeatedly leaves him.

“Good boy. Cum for me. Good boy”, you talk him through it, tingling in your afterglow. Listening to his orgasm is truly the best way to calm down after your own intense high.

“I’m done. Can, can I stop?” he soon begs, sounding stressed. You know that his sensitive cock is burning in overstimulation.

If he wasn’t such a good boy tonight, you would have told him to keep going.

“If you have to. You were such a good boy tonight, you can choose yourself.”

“I’m stopping. Sensitive”, he says and the wet squelching stops. He breathes out shakily, mumbling a ruined, “holy fuck.”

“Mhm, liked it?”

“Yeah, liked it.”

“Did you cum on your briefs?”

“Yes, Madam.”

“Good boy”, you praise and sigh in contentment, “lie down for me, sweetheart.”

He obeys, letting his head sink into the pillow. He takes one of them and hugs it to his chest. He purrs happily.

“Comfortable?”

“Yeah, just missing you.”

“I miss you too.” You sit up to discard the toy and clean yourself. “Do you have a tissue by hand?”

“Yeah, by the nightstand.”

“Clean yourself for me.”

He obeys, giggling quietly.

“I’m sensitive.”

“Be careful, yeah?” you chuckle fondly.

“Yes, Madam. Oh god, I’m so giddy. You fucked me so good.”

“I feel giddy too. You were such a good boy for me.”

Taehyung giggles, snuggling back into the pillows and kicking his feet giddily. He loves being your good boy.

“Do you actually want me to mail you my briefs?”

You laugh, “I think I was just being unhinged there. I feel like it would start to smell funny before it can get here.”

“Right”, he agrees, laughing with you, “oh god”, he exhales, “this was actually so sexy. I’m still dizzy.”

“I’m glad you liked it. I was kinda feeling myself.”

“I was feeling you too. You’re such a good talker.”

You wiggle your toes in giddiness, feeling really good inside. He always knows what the say to make you feel like the sexiest Dom ever.

“God, I love you.”

“I love you too.”

You and he smile, hugging the pillows you are holding closer. If you concentrate hard enough, it almost feels as if you are hugging each other.

“Mhm, I’m so comfy. This is exactly what I needed.”

“Me too. I was thinking about you before you texted me. It’s been a week since I left and I kept thinking about our last night together.”

Your heart flutters. You and he are so similar.

“You did?”

“Yeah.”

“Tae, I regret not fucking you that night.”

“God, don’t say that”, he says, having to giggle.

You smile, “you’re cute.” A yawn interrupts you.

“Are you tired?” he asks.

“Mhm, yeah.” Another yawn. “I know it’s not really night at your place yet, but can you stay with me as I fall asleep?” you ask him.

“Of course, my sweetheart. Can I tell you about my day?”

“Please tell me. I wanna know everything, my sweetheart. I might doze off in the midst of it though.”

Taehyung laughs, “that’s okay. I don’t mind.”

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maironsbigboobs · 2 years ago

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Finarfin/Earwen ship meme?

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

How long will they last? - Forever! They had a seperation arc but they got better

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Arvo was crushing on her from like age 14

How was their first kiss? - Cute. Arvo was extremely flustered and awkward.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Arvo. Eärwen wanted to but Arvo is impossible to surprise.

Who is the best man/men? - Most likely one of Eärwen's brothers

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Anairë? Or maybe Findis or Lalwen or one of Eärwen's teleri friends, or all of the above.

Who did the most planning? - They planned it all together

Who stressed the most? - Arvo, by his nature

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. (Can't not be fancy, it's a double royal wedding)

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - No one.

Sex:

Who is on top? - Usually Eärwen

Who is the one to instigate things? - Either

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - They need an hour minimum, they don't do things by halves.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Canonically, 4

How many children will they adopt? - N/A

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - I think they probably have nursemaids but at other times they take turns

Who is the stricter parent? - Neither. They can't say no to them

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Arvo, he's anxious.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Arvo

Who is the more loved parent? - I think Eärwen, mostly they take after her

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - They go together

Who cried the most at graduation? - Arvo

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Eärwen

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Arvo

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Also Arvo

Who does the grocery shopping? - They go together 90% of the time

How often do they bake desserts? - Arvo does every week

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Fish!

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Arvo

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Eärwen

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Neither

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Arvo, he finds it relaxing. Though - when they are in their Tirion house or in Tirion's/Alqualondë's palace they most likely have housekeeping, but in their private home I think they only employ a housekeeper intermittently.

Who is really against chores? - Neither

Who cleans up after the pets? - Arvo. He wants to keep all those birds, he can clean up after them

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Eärwen, maybe.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Arvo

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Eärwen

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Arvo, he's preening

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Eärwen, the kids once they're older

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Every holiday when the kids are little, not so much once they are grown

What are their goals for the relationship? - To have a happy peaceful marriage as best friends and lovers and to raise their kids and for everything to be fine, always and forever - oh dear..

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Arvo with his headaches.

Who plays the most pranks? - Eärwen

#Anonymous #finarfin/earwen #is there a ship name for them lmao #finarfin #earwen #cut bc long post

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willsimpforanyone · 3 years ago

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Hi! I just found your account tonight and have binge read all of it, it’s safe to say I love it. I have a request! Can you do a Thalia x fem!reader just flirting?? Friends with romantic tension kinda thing. If not I totally understand! Thank you💗💕

thank you so much! i can absolutely do that

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"How do you get yours so clean?" I threw down the eyeliner on my bed in frustration and sat huffily next to Thalia.

"I've been doing it for about four years longer than you, idiot," she laughed. Picking up the abandoned eyeliner, Thalia read the brand on the side. "This is shit, no wonder you can't do it properly." She stood and put the offensive item in the trash. "I'll be back in a second."

I nodded and watched as she left the cabin. Shifting until I was laying down with my head on the pillow, I waited patiently until the thunk of Thalia's boots signalled her return.

"Nope, stay there." Thalia pushed me back down from where I was about to sit up, and straddled my waist. I sputtered indignantly.

"Grace! What the fuck?"

"Oh shut up," she swatted at my hands that attempted to push her off. "I'm gonna do your eyeliner, not fuck you."

I rolled my eyes. "Oh please, as if you don't wanna fuck me."

Thalia winked. "I never said I didn't want to." She popped that cap off the eyeliner pen. "Now close your eyes or I will aim for your eyeballs on purpose."

Obediently I closed my eyes, only slightly hesitant of my occasionally violent friend pinning me under her with no escape.

I felt the pen sweep carefully over the delicate skin of my eyelids. Sensing that Thalia was only a few inches away from my face, I focused on her breathing. Or, I tried to.

"Thalia, bubs, why are you not breathing." A gust of air pushed against my face. "Don't breathe directly on my face, bitch!"

"Do you want me to breathe or not?!"

"Breathe like a normal person!"

"Shut up and let me make you look pretty." Thalia lightly slapped my cheek. I laughed.

"Kinky."

"That's gay, dude."

I tried to supress my giggles to not jiggle the girl on top of me. "Bubs, we're both gay. I'm also always pretty."

Thalia moved onto the other eye. "Keep your eyes closed- you are also always pretty, I'm just accessorising your face to enhance the prettiness."

Relaxing my face, I focused on not blushing under her praise. I felt a very light breeze flutter over my face- Thalia encouraging the wet eyeliner to dry faster.

"Okay, open your eyes and up you get." Thalia's weight lifted off my hips and I tried not to let my disappointment show- the weight was comforting- as I sat up and opened my eyes. The mirror on the other side of the room showed me clean eyeliner, sharp enough to cut someone.

"Hey, it looks pretty good," I joked, standing up and walking over to the mirror. "It's like those alt girl eyeliner images on pinterest."

Thalia sauntered up next to me, and I noticed she'd given me eyeliner that matched hers. "Thank you my friend, I'm amazing, I know." She kissed my cheek lightly. "And you're pretty, so we should go get food because it's nearly dinner time and show off your cute new look."

I took a subtly deep breath- she called me cute, kind of- and I grinned at her. "Careful, if you show me off too much they'll think we're a couple."

She grinned back and threw an arm over my shoulders. "Who cares, I have the most gorgeous friend and I'm allowed to show her off."

"Let's go, weirdo." I pulled her out the door, trying to ignore my racing heart and the tiny spark of hope flickering in my chest.

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i hope this is okay, tbh i would love a friendship like this lol

thank you so much for requesting!

#thalia grace #thalia imagine #thalia grace imagine #thalia x reader #gay thalia grace #queer thalia #pjo

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hillnerd · 3 years ago

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jily for the ask game

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME! Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

How long will they last? Til death do they part

How quickly did/will they fall in love? YEARS James always wanted Lily to like him- but this turned into a proper crush around 4th yr. This started flaming into a straight up infatuation- but I don't think it was love-love until maybe late 6th year. Lily always thought James was a waste of potential- she noticed he was fun and charming and cute when they were around 12/13, but *sigh* why'd he have to have that terrible personality? She finally started seeing that he could be amazing near the end of 6th year- and by 7th she was crushing so hard- this was love by like January 7th year

How was their first kiss? -it was hot, unexpected, passionate

Wedding:

Who proposed? -James

Who is the best man/men? -Sirius

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -Marlene? idk women never have friends of their own in these books.

Who did the most planning? -James like I can see him being INTO this sort of thing- which Lily finds adorable

Who stressed the most? - Lily because of the family drama aspect with Petunia

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -Vernon Dursley. The letter was written just to Petunia but a +1 was offered

Sex:

Who is on top? -much of the time Lily

Who is the one to instigate things? depends- but I see James doing it slightly more

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? -It's either a quickie, or like a night of sex- no inbetween

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -James loves to see Lily fall to pieces so I can see him being like 'if I don't make her orgasm so much she can't sass me, then what am I doing?

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? -only had 1 :( but if they hadn't died, I can see a brood of like 3- harry and then years later the other two as Harry was very much an accident

How many children will they adopt? - might adopt 1 or 2- James is big on bringing in kids who need a place.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -technically Lily, as she's at home with the baby more (very typical 80s) but when James IS home he takes them all to make up for it.

Who is the stricter parent? -Lily

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -James usually is the one to catch on to these and stop them, given how he was walking trouble as a kid himself

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -James

Who is the more loved parent? -I mean it's equal- but James is a bit more fluffy and fun- so there's that slight bias at times

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Lily

Who cried the most at graduation? -James

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -Depends on how they got in trouble- but I can see either depending on who would have a better chance of being successful or is handy

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? -Lily by a slim margin

Who is the most picky in their food choice? -Lily

Who does the grocery shopping? -both

How often do they bake desserts? -like once a month or so

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -salad

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -James is more likely to arrange surprises- but something like a dinner? Eh I guess Lily- I see James being SUPER over the top

Who is more likely to suggest going out? -James

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - James

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Lily

Who is really against chores? - James hates them

Who cleans up after the pets? - both but Lily more often

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -James

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -Lily James doesn't care if their house looks sloppy- but Lily is related to Petunia so I can see Lily's mum as being a very tidy sort

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -James- finding stuff is what makes it fun

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? -James

Who takes the dog out for a walk? -James

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? major holidays only for the most part- but i can also see birthdays getting banners and all sorts of stuff

What are their goals for the relationship? -i don't get this question. like... just love one another and have a good time? like what other options are there?

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -Lily James on moon days might do that- but I see him as a parky early riser

Who plays the most pranks? -JAMES

#JILY #James potter #lily potter

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trashydemigodmess · 3 years ago

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ship meme and married life meme for bracey pls

BRACEY 💜✨

who is more aggressive in bed? listen, they're a couple of kinky sluts this really just depends on the day/mood/situation. i will say it usually leans more towards brent, but macey absolutely has her moments 😗

lights on or off? what did i just say lmao it depends on the situation/mood

who does what chores? brent does the cooking, which means macey does the dishes, i feel like they'd take turns doing laundry and cleaning the rest of the apartment, etc.

who gets babied when they’re sick? they both baby each other and both act like babies when they're sick because they're Dramatic

who makes breakfast? we all know macey isn't allowed in the kitchen, so, brent. but!! macey will make u a mean avocado toast

where would they go on their honeymoon? i'm not going to disclose this information as it is already Plotted and Planned 👀

what are their quirks while sleeping? macey's a major cuddler but don't tell her i told you that

what is their favorite activity as a family? trying new things and exploring together 😌

who is the stricter parent? oh brent obviously lmao

who would be the big spoon? i mean technically logistically it's brent, but macey knows sometimes everyone deserves to be the little spoon so she will occasionally do her best but mostly just be a backpack gkfjdlgdfs

who would wake up first? if macey is ever awake before brent something is terribly wrong. he's a 5/6am kinda guy and she's more of a 8/9am kinda gal

do they have nicknames for each other? brent is canonically the first person to have called her mace 😌 he came up with it as a way to have a cute pet name for her because when they first started dating she hated them. but then it caught on and now all her friends and family use it too lol. macey doesn't really have any nicknames for him, but she did in fact start the daddy jokes and i will not go into more detail about how or why so take that as you will. when she's drunk you'll hear a lot of "baaaaabe" though lol

what happened when they met each other’s parents? well, uh, brent does not have a parent for macey to meet 😐 but it has been discussed that his mom would have absolutely adored her. macey's mom mostly just can't believe her delinquent child bagged a responsible kind man 🙄 but her sisters all love brent and think he's gr8

how do they apologize after an argument? they apologize and have a nice cute hug and talk about it,,,,,,but then make up sex oop

what would they be like as parents? they re your best friend's dope as hell parents that you wish were your own, like, we'd rather you get drunk at home than at a stranger's house of course your friends can sleepover here are lots of snacks kinda parents lmao they're gonna raise some dramatic as hell bold brave gay little children who will be grossed out when their friends comment that their parents are kinda hot ngl

who is the better cook? LOL

who is more romantic? macey is telling me to say that they are both romantic in different ways, but we all know brent is the swooniest romantic motherfucker on the planet

what sort of gifts do they get for each other? when i tell you macey is so spoiled lmao brent loves buying her nice things, while macey is the queen of like, trips and experiences and adventures as really sentimental gifts

who gets jealous easiest? oh they're both super possessive, brent you would be able to tell by the look on his face, meanwhile macey would straight up say something snarky to the person making her jealous lmao someone give me an excuse to see this everyone in this town is too nice and respectful

who gets more excited for events? (e.g. birthdays, christmas…etc) oh macey for sure she will make any excuse to have a party

who is the most adventurous? brent is definitely the one more willing to try new things and go on adventures, not that macey isn't, but he tends to be the one who has the ideas

who is the most protective? uhhhhhhh to put it nicely macey would sacrifice everything or burn down a city without thinking if it meant protecting brent and she dreams of kicking hecate and ares' ass on his behalf, but also like, he'd probably say he's just as protective lol

what would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? i mean....they kind of were? so just go backread or something i guess lmao

song to sum them up? i could give you an entire playlist of taylor swift songs in canonical timeline orDER about brent and macey but i won't because i don't need to be perceived as any more crazy than i already am so i will go with the classic of shut up and dance by walk the moon

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor - macey 😪

forgets to run the dish washer - not macey because her rule is if he cooks she cleans!! so if anyone's forgetting about the dishwasher it's brent!!

pumps gas for the car - brent

drives when they’re going somewhere - again, brent, like i know macey's kinda learned how to drive but i'm certain girl doesn't have her license

rearranges the furniture - macey

falls asleep with the TV on - brent bc he's a man

gets to use the bathroom first - macey is telling me it's her, but in reality brent is always awake before she is so it's brent lmao

decides the temperature for the ac/heater - i feel like this was something they could have stupidly bickered about when they started living together but now they have a happy compromise and the temperature is Just Right

sets up holiday decorations - they do that together?? do ppl not do that together as like, a family activity?

leaves the lights on - macey because she's not paying attention

uses the bathroom with the door open - i mean???? they've lived together for years, it's probably not something they always do but if it's just them at home??? both???

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber) - they both would call a plumber they couldn't be bothered to try fixing it themselves are you kidding

#ask meme #ask meme: macey

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v-hope · 6 years ago

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He's your first kiss

Pairings: OT7 x Reader

Genre: Fluff

Request by @crazyartfreak: "May I get a reaction/scenario from all the members giving the reader her first kiss? Like she doesn’t know what to do with her hands, breathing, etc. (cause well, I haven’t kissed yet & I’m almost 26) and the boys find it amusing/adorable? Extra fluff, please💜"

A/N: I don't know what extra fluff means at this point but I hope this was enough for you to enjoy 💕

Kim Seokjin

“Don't make fun of me” you pleaded as soon as one of his hands had sweetly cupped your cheek.

His eyebrows knitted together immediately. “Why on Earth would I ever make fun of you?”

“I don't know” you shrugged, “we're always laughing around and mocking each other, so…”

“Yeah, but not for kissing?” his tone sounded almost offended, and to a certain amount he was, for you should know by now he would never do such thing.

“But I've never kissed anyone, meaning I have zero experience and you have” you pouted, “so you'll think I suck at it and–”

“Love” a shiver ran down your spine at the petname he had just called you, “I know we always make fun of each other because that was kind of the dynamics of our friendship” you couldn't help but mirror his smile, “but you have to know I would never take something from the things we get to do now as a couple to make fun of you”.

Taking a deep breath, you nodded your head as you exhaled. Those words of his being enough to trust him with your life. “Okay then” you gave him the green light, at which he cupped your face once more, “but honestly, don't expect me to be any good at it”.

His signature laugh escaped his throat at your words. “You could be the worst kisser in the world and I'd still want to kiss you, so I don't really care”.

And neither did you when you felt his mouth capture your lower lip in between his.

Min Yoongi

“You sure you want me to be your first kiss?” he asked with furrowed eyebrows.

The first time his mouth had been about to collide with yours and you pulled away, he had thought nothing of it. You were nervous, it was normal. But now, by the fourth time? It was fair to say he was starting to get worried.

“Please don't feel obliged to do this if you're not ready, I would never–”

“No, no” you pouted, having his eyes immediately soften at the sight, “I want you to kiss me, I just… I don't know, it's like a reflex…”

Yoongi chuckled, giving his room a quick look around before an idea came to his mind. Not even bothering on letting you know about it, his hand went to your shoulder, gently pushing your body down on his bed, so that you were now laying on your back.

Next thing you knew, he was lying down on his stomach by your side, with his chest pressing slightly against yours.

“You sure about this?” he wondered once again, receiving a small nod from you. “You won't be able to pull back this time, so just tell me if–”

“Min Yoongi” you cut him off with a smile, “just kiss me already”.

And so he happily complied.

Jung Hoseok

“Yah! What's so funny?”

Although he had tried to sound serious, he couldn't help but giggle himself at the sight of the huge smile taking over your face and a little breathy laugh abandoning your mouth.

“Nothing” you tried to control yourself with no success.

“Y/N-ah” his hand was placed softly on your upper arm, “if you're too nervous we don't have to do this”.

“B-but” you tried to stop your laugh for your own sake – finally being able to do so just as he raised one of his eyebrows in expectation. “Hobi” you took one deep breath you much needed, “I want you to kiss me”.

His whole face lit up at the sound of that, not wasting another second to pull you closer to him – his hands loosely resting on your lower back, near your waist.

However, as soon as you felt his breathing mix with yours, you found yourself not being able to stop the giggle already escaping your throat once again.

“No, wait!” you stopped him from pulling away by wrapping your arms around his neck. “Can you just do it even if I can't stop laughing? Or is it too bad?” your uncertain request made him chuckle as he shook his head. “I don't want that to be the reason I don't get to kiss you”.

“It's not bad at all” his eyes stared adoringly into yours for a second; he didn't need any more convincing. “In fact, there's nothing I'd like more” he mumbled quietly before his mouth sweetly connected with yours.

Kim Namjoon

“Are you okay with this?” he asked before he could even lean in to brush his lips against yours like he so badly wanted to.

“Yeah” you replied immediately, “why'd you ask?”

Joon pressed his lips together as he examined your factions, later giving your whole body a quick glance. “You're stiff as a rock” he let you know with amusement clear in his voice.

A defeated sigh left your mouth, for you really had thought you were playing it cool. “I don't… know what to do with my body” you sheepishly admitted, holding up your hands as if to prove a point.

Namjoon chuckled, finding that action of yours to be the cutest of sights. “You don't have to do much” he shrugged, pulling you closer to him by your hips – this time your hands instinctively resting on his chest. “See?” he smiled contently. “Don't think too much about it, just let yourself go and you'll know what to do”.

You took in a deep breath, nodding your head to let him know you were ready.

And when you felt his lips press down on yours and start to slowly move after a second, you understood what he meant by saying you'd know what to do; wrapping your arms around his neck to pull him even closer.

Park Jimin

“You're so cute” he cooed with a bright smile, letting his forehead rest on your shoulder for a second.

“Jimin-ah” you whined, “this doesn't help my situation at all”.

Letting out a giggle, he went back up to your eye level, reaching his hand out to sweetly caress one of your cheeks.

“You don't have to be nervous”.

“Easy for you to say” you huffed, “I just got laughed at for not knowing where to put my hands”.

“Hey, I didn't laugh, I said you were cute” he defended himself, earning a roll of eyes from you. Looking at your lips for a moment, he bit his lower one before he grabbed your hands and placed them over his shoulders. “Just wrap them around my neck, I think I'd really like that”.

“Ohh, kinky” you teased with a raise of eyebrows, being now his turn to roll his eyes.

“I'll just ignore you ever said that” his intense eyes staring into yours made you feel like the whole world had stopped right then, especially when his lips got so dangerously close to yours, “and kiss you like I've wanted to for so long, if that's fine with you”.

Only a nod of your head was needed for his words to be said and done.

Kim Taehyung

“Why are you breathing so funny?” Taehyung asked right before his lips could finally touch yours, making you curse under your breath as you had hoped he wouldn't notice.

“I don't know how else to breathe” you answered sheepishly, not daring to let your eyes make contact with his.

He stuck his lower lip slightly out – a frown adorning his eyebrows whilst he tried to understand why you seemed so nervous. “Are you sure you want me to kiss you? Bec–”

“I do” you replied embarrassingly fast, however, you preferred that over having him think you didn't want him to kiss you. “I really want you to, but I just… I don't know how to…”

He smiled lovingly, without any other word or warning holding your chin up and pressing his mouth ever so tenderly against yours – the kiss not lasting more than a second but that being enough for your heart to flutter.

“Was that okay?” he wondered, opening his eyes slowly to find you nodding your head coyly. “You didn't have to worry about breathing, did you?” his boxy smile took over his face, becoming even wider at the sight of your shining eyes before his lips were once again colliding with yours.

He was right. Why would you even worry about the way you had to breathe when his pure touch took your breath away?

Jeon Jeongguk

“If it makes you feel any better, I'm not very experienced with this either” his soft voice somehow found its way to calm you down.

“It's you though” your words earned a frown from him, asking you to elaborate your point, “you're a natural at everything, so this doesn't really help” you explained, loving the way his shy bunny smile showed up on his face at the unintentional compliment you had just given him.

“Y/N-ah” he said in a lower tone, pulling you closer to him, to the point his lips were slightly brushing over yours, “do you want me to kiss you?”

You snorted, shyly looking away from him. “Isn't that obvious?”

Jeongguk chuckled, cupping your face in his hands. “Don't be nervous then, I want to kiss you just as much” he whispered, taking his eyes away from your lips to lock them with yours for a second. “We'll learn together, yeah? We're a couple now, we can practice as much as we want” a playful smirk curved up his lips.

That was all it took for you to let go of your worries; not even remembering why you had been so nervous about in the first place when his soft lips finally pressed down on yours.

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psychcdelica · 2 years ago

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@dcviated asked: Dogelace :v Ship meme? Ship meme!

General:

Rate the Ship:

How long will they last?

I imagine a lifetime, I'm sure it's fair to say you can't always say for certain - but they are cute together and I personally love both of them. They have similar hobbies and likes, but are different enough to keep each other on their toes too - plus anyone who gets Anelace plushies is an instant love interest let's be real.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? -

I think it was fairly quick, compared to our other ships, but at the same time, it works well for them? It was mutual pining/unrequited for a while too which just butters my bread, huhuhu.

How was their first kiss? -

Sweet, oh so very sweet - I could've gotten cavities from that ask. I love to re-read it from time to time, just from the sheer pleasure of Anelace's feelings being requited alone!

Wedding:

Who proposed?

This is something I imagine Dogi's doing, at least to me he seems like a traditional sort of guy - and plus, we wanna see Anelace cry.

Who is the best man/men?

Hurrr, Adol - maybe Goban if we're talking fantasy verse. Feel free to let me know if there are other best men you can see.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)?

Estelle's gotta be a bridesmaid, Carna too - Mizuki if we're talking AitSF, and maybe the other girls if they meet each other in verse.

Who did the most planning? -

I imagine it's a joint effort, maybe Anelace does more of the decoration side of things and I can see Dogi dealing with the food and stuff. Yeah, I imagine they work at it together.

Who stressed the most?

Probably Anelace between the two.

How fancy was the ceremony? -

Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. I'm not sure between bigger than a Normal church wedding or smaller than one, but I can see it as a small wedding, but a fun one? I just see Anelace and Dogi being happy to be together for the rest of their lives.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -

No one? Maybe Dark Fact (LOL).

Sex:

Who is on top?

In most cases Anelace - but I can see them mixing it up.

Who is the one to instigate things? -

Both? Both is good.

How healthy is their sex life? -

Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now Whether they're camping, traveling together, or just together - I can't imagine they wouldn't be together on a regular basis.

How kinky are they? -

Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head. I think they're still figuring out what they're into.

How long do they normally last?

Uh... a healthy amount of time.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms?

Sharing is caring.

How rough are they in bed? -

Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -

No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally?

One or two? I'm not entirely sure - it's something we'll have to discuss one day :3c.

How many children will they adopt? -

Mmm, I guess if they got attached to a child they might adopt, again it's something we'd have to talk about.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -

Both? Both is good.

Who is the stricter parent?

Ahh, Anelace maybe? Not so sure on this one.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -

Oh this is definitely Anelace.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -

Ah - Dogi I think.

Who is the more loved parent? -

Dogi? Dogi, totally.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?

Mmm - I'm sure they both tend to attend. Both are probably super nervous but also very thankful for their kid(s).

Who cried the most at graduation? -

Anelace, hands down. Fight me on this.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law?

Dogi, without a doubt, he was a ne'er-do-well himself once upon a time.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking?

I wouldn't be wrong in saying that Dogi tends to enjoy cooking, but I'm also sure Anelace likes to make things for Dogi too.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? -

Considering Dogi's choice in profession, at least in modern verse? Anelace - but even then not so much. Unless it comes to Ice cream.

Who does the grocery shopping? -

I feel like it's something they both tend to do.

How often do they bake desserts? -

Anelace loves to bake desserts all the time.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -

Yes, very yes.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -

Both? Both is good.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? -

Dogi is a connoisseur of restaurants and local delicacies so, I'd have to say, Dogi.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? -

I guess Anelace, but not really.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? -

Dogi, Anelace has way too many plushies.

Who is really against chores? -

Anelace, she'll do it - she just hates it. There are more important things she could be doing! Like appreciating her plushies, or protecting those who need her.

Who cleans up after the pets? -

I think they both would clean up after the dog, but he's a good dog.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -

Anelace.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -

Neither, I think they both tend to enjoy company.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -

Hmm, Dogi.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? -

Probably Anelace, she does enjoy a good soak.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? -

Both? Both is good.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -

Every holiday, Anelace dedicates a day to it!

What are their goals for the relationship? -

Hmm, I think for now they're just happy to be together for now - they need to talk about goals still.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -

Anelace tends to get up early, and I get the feeling that Dogi's the same.

Who plays the most pranks? -

Again, I see both of them playing pranks - Anelace more teasing rather than actual pranks though.

#dcviated #blog: Ask.#muse: Anelace.#I love dogelace they're cute #i want dogi to meet Annie's grandpa

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