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... Is Drak gonna have to put Streber in a Thundershirt?
@strebcr
#dash commentary#For Relations Reasons: This is a joke#disgruntled by fireworks? You get the tight shirt!
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"Oh, I see how it is! I'm not fun enough, huh!?"
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Can I just state that I find it hilarious that @gctchell is desperately trying to keep Lucius from seeing/hearing the naughty shit going on and (outside of my own) there's not a Lucifer even IN SIGHT to do the same thing?
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We have ALWAYS been on wife basis! Keep up, Tea! Even if you do chase me with kettles!
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I have fantastic music taste and not ONE of y'all taking the chance to let me share it. The cheek, the audacity, the gall and the gumption!
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the real reason tmagp is on break 'til april 11th is so sam can observe ramadan without being chased by a murderous clown blob
#tmagp#tmagp s1#tmagp spoilers#the Magnus protocol#if for some islam-related reason this joke doesn't work plz tell me - i was thinking. i would like to see some content#exploring/including sam possibly being muslim considering his name and VAs ethnicity#and what better way to support that than make it myself?#joos yaps#samama#samama khalid#tmagp sam#but i am v much an outsider so lmk if i missed something#tbf. i cannot think of any way this could be somehow misconstrued. but you dont know what you dont know!
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#Literally everyone in my family except for two#Keeping the water system alive 😔#I only really like cold water on hot days tbh#For obvious reasons#rey rambles#lmao#lol#meme#memes#dumb shit#funny#relatable memes#funny memes#twitter memes#tumblr memes#dank memes#best memes#joke#haha#humor#funny shit#funny post#jokes#Lol
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i mean i have sent it before but it was under "keep reading"
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also yes im dropping it without warning look at my rarepair, boy (gender neutral) /silly
THEY MAKE ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /vpos
#alan becker#animator vs animation#ava#ava ballista#ava freedom guy#ava hazard#this is the rarepair. you willlllll look at it please#they dont call me the freellista ceo in the server for nothing /silly#the main reason this ship exists in the firstplace is cuz of them both being related to freedom and i find it realllly funny#ive done a SHITTON of freellista doodles btw. this is not all#ive had. so many ideas with these two that i inflicted on my aus featuring them.which is two (technically three?)#no joke theyve genuinely infected my brain at this point help help help#woah ships!!#lilacsart
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meat roxy is so funny because that whole thing is indicative of how homestuck is such a deeply transfem story that if you try picking a random character out of a hat to make transmasculine it's basically a coin flip as to whether you're overwriting a transfem narrative of some kind (and it's extra funny because the writers just so happened to roll Snake Eyes, Two Ones, critical failure, and did it to the character with perhaps the most blatant transfem coding of all time that just so happens to beautifully enhance her entire arc)
#juney.txt#hs#probably not a *hot* take but like god#if they revealed dave was transmasc? yeah the character who's whole arc is about how ideals of masculinity suck and you should discard them#june? you know how we feel about her here. that would not fly at all lmao#jade? well the furry joke we've already done literally makes her tma. so.#i'm not transmasc and a lot of the popular transmasc headcanons just kinda fly right over my head because of that u_u#but jane is a popular choice and from what i've seen it's for a lot of good reasons#but alas we made her the fascist bad guy so. can't hit her with the testosterone beam#i've heard that apparently meat!roxy is transmasc because one of the transmasc writers on the og team related a lot to roxy#or something#and if i hadn't heard that i would swear the writers just picked at random from the characters they weren't already doing something with
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i really do admire how lando tries to not give a fuck (that 'whatever' really saddened me so much) but he actually does, and a lot.
guy doesn't even want anything absurd, he just wants the support of his team for the last fucking 4 races but no... let's just get humiliated for one point on international tv💀.
they're really stretching him thin — and i mean it in a emotional and mental wellbeing way. he is obviously inherently selfless and quite literally does not hold self-esteem, but in the last year we've seen him trying to be more sure of himself and trying to be selfish for once. the moment he does that though, he gets accused of being the spawn of satan. and then the team does everything in the world to make it harder for him.
so i really do admire him, because i literally would PERSONALLY leave the sport after this one season.
he's so much stronger than i am.
#im not saying he's not fit for the sport#but like his very dear friend carlos#it feels like he not only keeps his heart on his sleeve#but he also gives it away so freely in a sport full of rabid dogs that want some fresh meat#and he gets really hurt in the process#i relate to him so much bc of this#im not joking when i say his 'friendship' with max is nearing the end#and the team is not even mean they just don't get that when they have championships on the line YOU UNFORTUNATELY HAVE TO PLAY FAVORITES#we got lesser teams doing it from the getgo when they have no reason to💀#and suddenly mclaren doesn't know how?#is it really that hard??#landino#lando norris#brazil gp 2024#rambling#it all started from hungary btw they really set the mood there and its been... foul#it's not even oscar's fault#he is a competitive teammate#he has every right to race#does lando really have anyone atp?#and yes yes i know they're rich billionaires they get paid for this#still doesn't mean they're insensible or immune to feeling betrayed or deceived or just sad bc they trusted someone#and he's a scorpio too so im SHOCKED about how he handles this#ALSO HE GIVES TOO MANY FUCKS#and he rightfully doesn't even give the blame to anyone but himself most of the times when i'd argue that it almost never is#your team is supposed to be your backbone in your first actual fight for the championship... and even after all the years of constant work#and points he brought#not even when finally the car is competitive they can actually do their job and support their driver that is the top contender?
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I wonder why they are Lemon and Tangerine. 🍋🍊
And not Lemon and Lime 🍋🟩?
There has to be a reason right?
#like the there has to be a reason right?#why did the author of the book do that?#is lemon and tangerine a common duo in other countries?#like sprite and or lemon and lime is here in the US#is it explained#or is it just a funny joke#or deeper meaning?#and like lemon is sour which I relate to an angry attitude which is more tangerine#and tangerines as sweeter which is more like lemon#lemon and tangerine#tangerine and lemon#tangerine fanfiction#tangerine#bullet train tangerine#bullet train#bullet train fanfiction#bullet train movie#tangerine bullet train#lemon bullet train#bryan tyree henry#Aaron Taylor Johnson#kotaro isaka#bullet train novel
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I blame @angelicgentleman for at least TWO of these men currently haunting me.
#ooc#For relations reasons: This is a joke#Milk Delivery;; { Francis }#Open The Door;; { Cesar }#And then there's Vincent
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"Excuse you, reblog that promo or so help me--!"
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See, this is why I don't talk about who I simp for. Less chance for anyone to come after me!
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keep cool down in the quiet of the morning sweat blood when the sun comes through thick mist on the pond before the temple headed down for the final rendezvous
(training montage, the mountain goats)
#professor layton and the miracle mask#pl5 spoilers#mm spoilers#randall ascot#hershel layton#angela ledore#henry ledore#the mountain goats#i hope this reaches the layton/pagan crew that found the others#love you all this is for all of you#although it was originally from a joke about me doing 'this' for my copy of miracle mask#queue takumi defense squad#moving this up in the queue because its the only post in the queue that even remotely could relate to it being election day#because these are actually all reasons that i am casting a ballot this year#and if you are old enough and live in america#i encourage you to go to your polling place and cast your vote for revenge#cast it to try and stay true#cast it for the ones we had to leave behind#cast it for me#vote like it matters because it does
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No actually I will say. The latest Marionetta episode is so good in its depiction of racism and colonialism. SOMEONE DID THEIR RESEARCH. You can tell Miriam learned a lot from Hooky because this whole scene was fucking hard to read and earth-shattering for me
Its also the way Mama Yalizah compares Sahed to an animal that felt. Yeahhhhhh 😶
I don't know. Its such a good depiction of growing up as a poc and constantly being expected to always behave and be palatable because if you weren't, you'd just get your humanity taken away from you for acting "animalistic" or "dangerous" (for being a kid)
I CAN NOW SAY I FUCKING ADORE SAHED. honestly Marionetta hadnt clicked for me quite like HOOKY yet but it's getting there. I liked Sahed but I didn't like him that much (also I feel like a lot of his fans tend to fetishise him a little which I feel like turned me off from him) so I've been more into Kamille and Rainah tbh
Like yes there was that scene where Dotty was embodying white feminism by basically invalidating him and being high key racist and that scene hit and conveyed the feeling of being the only poc in the room well but outside of that. Nothing's really hit for me personally UNTIL THIS. LIKE WOW. JESUS FUCK. I actually adore Sahed so much oh my god. He's done nothing wrong ever ive decided/j
#I DOBT TALK A LOT ABOUT MARIONETTA BUT THIS EPISODE MADE ME AND A FRIEND OF MINE LOSE OUR SHIT IN DMS AND GET EMOTIONAL SO. SOOO YEAH#YOU like sahed because hes hot. I like him because he has racism related trauma AND hes hot. we're not the same#<- FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE. i dont care much tbh. this episode just hit#im just really invested in the plot now#webtoon#marionetta#i do a bit of speaking <3#liveblogging#<- ??? eh? more like my thoughts#also i like dotty. i jsut think shes also really flawed and kind of racist. doesn't mean you cant like her
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