#for reference this is because both i as an aspie and my cats as cats love to watch the machine run.

[confused-pie]

If you wanna give your autistic friend an expensive gift, consider getting them a clear top washing machine. The only reason I don't watch the entire hour long loads is because my feet and knees get tired.

[thewolfisawake]

★ fill in the questions as if you are being interviewed for an article and you were your muse.

TAGGED BY:  @for-a-prxce

TAGGING: Steal it

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

C: Crowe

A: Aspis

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?

C: Galen Metaxas

A: Kai Adler

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT?

A: What? My real name or my hunter name?

C: Both?

A: Uh, well, my parents thought they were funny because me and my sister’s names are water and fire. 

C: What? Seriously?

A: Yeah...

C: I have no idea with my parents. It sounded nice? As for being a hunter, well, it’s apparently a good idea to give specific names to your spies.

A: Well, you’re spying on stuff outside the Bastion, aren’t you?

C: That is true...so what’s your story? Thought it sounded cool?

A: No, I got named that after I...kinda sorta grappled and used a knife on my opponent in my fight.

C: Excuse me, wha--

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?

Both: Single.

C: But could change any time.

5. WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES?

C: Binding magic but that’s about it. 

A: Protection wards I guess?

C: You learned that?

A: I thought it might be useful

6. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?

A: Brown

C: Purple

7. HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR?

C: No.

A: Yes.

C: What? When?

A: My hair’s dyed right now, Crowe.

C: Y-You’re not blond?

A: Uh, no?

C: I need a minute to reevaluate everything.

8. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?

C: Yeah...

A: No. 

9. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

C: The neighborhood kids all took care of the cats around, does that count?

A: Probably. I had a pet chicken for a while.

C: A chicken?

A: Until he got bigger, yeah.

10. TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.

C: Working

A: Why am I not surprised? Why do you work here then?

C: Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat

A: Was...Was that an Aladdin reference?

C: You appreciate him a lot more when you get older.

A: Alright then...As for something I don’t like, doing laundry

C: Truer words have never been spoken.

11. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?

A: Eating. A lot of grinds

C: Going on boat rides, playing music, any number of things, really

12. HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?

Both: Yes.

13. HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE?

A: If it saves many more...

C: Yeah, what he said

14. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?

A: I dunno?

C: You’re an otter, obviously.

A: Obviously?

C: And obviously, I’m a--

A: Gecko!

C: Hey..!

(a red panda and a bird)

15. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.

A: I’ve been told I’m too much of a ‘do-gooder.’

C: I like teasing people, which apparently is bad

16. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE?

A: Not really...

C: Not even your teacher?

A: I respect Daza but there’s some things......it’s best not to be repeated.

C: That just makes me even more curious. As for me, I kinda look up to Luscinia in a weird way

17. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?

Both: *shrug*

18. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?

Both: Nope

19. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY?

C: Mmm, maybe? Sounds like it could be nice, sounds like it could be a pain. Depends really.

A: I...don’t know. I don’t think I’d make a good day, y’know?

C: Well if nothing else, you can be the weird uncle

A: Wouldn’t you be the weird uncle?

20. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANS?

A: Nope.

C: Just an admirer

A: Really, who?

21. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?

A: Never having a place

C: Being like a Nomikos

22. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?

C: Jeans, jackets, and watches.

A: More or less the same?

C: Only with the stuff that comes from the anti-hero school of fashion despite I’ve seen what you’d actually wear and it’s bright and makes sense for what you’re like.

A: The anti-he--Crowe, what? And what’s wrong with my fashion sense?

C: *inhales* I really was hoping Kat was gonna bring this up.

23. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?

C: Not particularly

A: My family.

C: But that’s a given

24. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU?

A: Middle

C: I guess it’s been long enough I have to say upper although I’ve since gone back to middle

A: I still think you’re upper.

C: Rich kid, asshole. 

A: I wouldn’t say that though

C: But I can hear you think ‘damn rich bastards.’

25. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?

A: A handful

C: Plenty.

26. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?

A: It’s okay

C: Same

27. FAVORITE DRINK?

C: Wine

A: Juices

29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE?

C: Home

A: Yeah, nothing quite like it

30. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?

Both: No.

31. WHAT’S YOUR DICK SIZE?

A: *turns red* 

C: Eh, about 138 mm? 

A: Crowe...!

C: What? They asked.

32. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?

Both: Ocean

33. WHAT’S YOUR ‘TYPE’?

C: Don’t have a type.

A: I don’t either.

C: But you’ll know when Asp has a crush because those puppy--

A: Shut up, man!

34. ANY FETISHES?

C: Mmm, a bit of impact play, orgasm denial, queening because god that’s hot, and--

A: *blushing madly* Crowe why?

C: God, it’s just sex. We’re adults. We can talk about this like adults.

35. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?

A: *red gets deeper* Why does this keep coming up???

C: Don’t really care where I am but not that fond of being submissive.

36. CAMPING, OR INDOORS?

A: I like camping, it’s nice to see the stars and the quiet sounds around.

C: I’ve done enough camping for a lifetime so I prefer being indoors when I have the chance.

37. ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS INTERVIEW TO BE OVER?

A: Yes, please.

C: Aw, we were just getting started

[cosmologicalspoon]

I was tagged by @coldbears forever ago but i am a Terrible person and didnt,,, better late than never ;) ((thanks for tagging me tho dude :D))

rules: tag 20 followers you want to get to know better

name: Ellie,,, which is technically short for Elinor but only my mother calls me that ((and my flatmate when im being an arse)) nickname: Oh theres so many,,, technically ellie is one - i rly like Harry as nicknames go..... also known as Eli, You, Smellie (ik original right) and Aspie....thanks mum gender: see im fairly sure this isnt meant to be a trick question but.... if anyone does kno the answer pls gimme a shout id love to know star sign: Pisces, AKA, the fish one height: 5″7andahalf′,, that half an inch means a lOt to me. ((171cm)) sexuality: also a very good question,, let me work out the gender thing first n ill get back to you on this one hogwarts house: Slyyythhheerrrin, fight me favorite animal: giraffes! i love those long-necked bastards average hours of sleep: Many (i sleep to avoid my problems) dogs or cats: BOTH blankets you sleep with: I recently got a new BB8 duvet cover to prove im an adult now. also: a massive purple blanket,,, but thats shoved to the side because radiate a ridiculous amount of heat at all times dream trip: I am gunna go bouncing around europe with @therealmoni at some point ((hopefully over summer)) and then maybe one day we’ll go to the americas dream job: im gunna be a comedian,, or i want to be....the ultimate goal is to set up a daily show-esque programme here in the UK,,,,, i feel like we could really do with one when I made my blog: which one?? well,, this one i suppose....forever and ever ago god its been years,,,, i feel like it was probably 2012 followers: 851 holy shit,,,i shud check that more often.... shout out to everyone who puts up with me why I made my tumblr: im gunna pin this on a friend who talked me into it i reckon reason for my url: i was bored of the last one? i was originally owls-in-a-submarine which was a john finnemore reference but,,, idrk tbh..... i know the vampire bit is bcus mum always compared me to one but the submerged??? maybe it was a throwback to my original one...

i’d like to tag: some people,,, uh, obviously @therealmoni and then @demigod-sherlock-jr @clusterfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck @getschwfty because they Know Me .... as does @findingfranmo, @toumeya @weallinthistogether ,, my lil sis @waverlyrp because im sure she doesnt want to...... how manys that? 8? and i need 20?? bloody hell ok,,,, um @mrs-don-draper @nahrky @ellayouneedtostudy @aestheticbywesanderson @flymeontoneverland @kingscunt @stoic-by-nature @holistic-cinnamon-roll .....ok fuck it 16 is enough... god i need to make more friends....