#for ratthew(on twitter?)

[nottodayjustin]

June 18th 2024 best hockey tweet(s) of the day

[ozymandian-hymn]

what ur favorite dsmp character. like i feel like its wilbur but i wanna make sure. my favorite is technoblade cause adowdiafjjef idk man i love him so much

[capsfriendly]

[sweet-milky-tea705]

Birthday art for a friend

[lets-see-how-quick-i-go-insane]

some tntduo fans i occasionally see on twitter are being mass reported and i’m nervous so i’m about to flood my blog with tntduo art :p

[arborix]

Have you always been into rats or were you like a cat kid or something?

I think it was my mom who talked me into getting them originally... we had a family dog growing up, then during early highschool I got two bearded dragons, Thorn and Geodon who I had for a few years. I felt I wasn't giving them the attention they deserved, so I "traded" them for a defibrillator from the neighbors. Last I heard they were spoiled rotten!

The year after I got these guys I got two female rats, Itchy and Scratchy! My room was a zoo for a while. Since those two sweeties I've always had rats.

Itchy and Scratchy (artist's rendition circa 2010)

Shark, Oreo and Splinter

Unable to find pics of: Coal and Archimedes

Zero and Mocha

Drax and Pikachu (not seen: Junkrat)

Ratthew (neutered) and King

After these two my twitter was blasted with rat pics (Banana, Peanut, Spectre, Taco, Cheedo, Buttom, Nez)

And that was my transformation into Rat King

[septembersghost]

MH is obsessed with Harry maybe that's why hé wants 1989 to bé about him son bad ?!

"Afterward, he walked onto the empty floor of the arena, and I asked him about Swift’s cameo. “It was really based of Taylor to do the show,” he said, seeming a bit awed that it had happened. A fake set list was circulating on Twitter showing Harry Styles as the guest for that night’s performance. In the British press, Healy is sometimes positioned as Styles’s Wario, his evil twin. Their bands became popular around the same time; both men are straight-leaning but, like Mick Jagger and David Bowie before them, enjoy revelling in sexual ambiguity. Healy said the band had asked Styles to come. “He gave us a hard no,” he added, laughing. “He’s afraid that he would have to say something.” Healy found it annoying that, at a certain level of fame, celebrities can cultivate liberal auras while avoiding the risk of taking real political stands. (Swift, I thought, but didn’t say, seemed to be excepted from his critique.)"

his very transparent jealousy of harry is the only thing about this ordeal that's comedic. he's really so pathetic and cannot handle that harry is successful, celebrated, kind-hearted, and stays winning in his lane. harry has championed his young female fans and the cretin resents having them (unless it's to creep on them!), harry has spoken about issues (blm, lgbt+ rights, reproductive rights, gun violence, iran, ukraine, brexit...) and quietly supported charities countless times, but he doesn't believe his personal life or labels are anybody else's business because he's not an egomaniac. the cretin, on the other hand, thrives on all attention (even the negative) and cannot STAND the fact that harry is respected and has a positive reputation and knows when to keep his mouth shut. "he's afraid he would have to say something," first of all, ratthew, you should say less, and second of all, hear me out: harry giving a "firm no" to this idiot? that IS him saying something. and good for him.

his rampant racism/misogyny/etc is not funny, but his desperate envy of harry is the ultimate proof of what a paper thin manchild he truly is.

[the1975attheirverybest]

I think Hann should just be following Matty around with a guitar at events, stage performances, interviews, podcasts, if matty so much as THINKS about saying something spicy, like, “it’s funny, I’m gonna get so canceled on Twitter for this but-“ *intro to it’s not living if it’s not with you*

Ratthew Healy should be thankful of Adam at this point.🤣

Bless Adam. He’s the only one who can get through to him. And with great power comes great responsibility.

[matthewratthew]

HI TUMBLR matthew the ratthew makes his debut. welcome one welcome all ill be making drawings ill be making more things stay tuned. gonna kick this off by reposting newer stuff from ig and twitter if ur from there thanks for following and if ur new hi welcome and enjoy ur stay!

[morvantmortuary]

You know what? Im gonna be the one to say it. I would totally, absolutely read a book about the Morvants. I love em all so much

-🐀

(AWW RATTHEW 🖤😭 Thanks buddy, this really does mean a lot!! We love you too 🥰

And I mean… never say never? :’D

I’ve been lucky enough to be part of a gc full of lovely, brilliant, talented people (WHAT UP SLUTS ✨) who have been really encouraging in this regard, so… I’m maybe lowkey trying to get a manuscript together for a twitter pitch contest sometime in May :’D

The only thing that gives me pause about this is I have a new schedule where I should be writing for my qualifying exam in March and then defending in May, so that might disrupt my planned timeline… but here’s hoping, right? ✨

people are welcome to follow me on that Twitter, that’s where I’m hoping my writing progress on the manuscript version and where I’m also occasionally salty about genre stuff and fandoms that I’ve left lmao but this is something I really do love enough to want to see it become at least one full-fledged book, so… we’ll see! 🖤✨ thank you for being such a sweetheart, though, Ratthew, I really do appreciate it 🥰 I hope all’s well in your neck of the woods!)

[spine-buster]

Airfryer shenanigans is Ratthew 10000 percent while Brady is in town, you know those fools would notice it on Twitter and be too curious lol

You're right and you should say it. Effie, Keith, and Chantal get back to Matthew's apartment, see what's going on, smell the stench, and Keith looks on like

[lesbiancolumbo]

since we're on the topic of the 1997 classic in & out, i have a question for you as my trusted midwest culture consultant. on a scale from 1 to Go to Jail for Plagiarism, how much do you think mattmac took from kevin kline's performance before he ran in there to play tom wamb? or do all corny white dudes from the midwest just do That Thing with their hands and yelling and sweaters? pls advise.

as much as i would love to imagine a universe where actor of stage and screen matthew “ratthew” macfadyen has seen in & out 1997, i’m gonna chalk it up mostly to all corny white dudes from the midwest DO, in fact, do That Thing with their hands. and wear sweaters. and yell.

but also the thing is that multiple people have mentioned to me that howard brackett and tom wambsgans are like. very similar. a friend on twitter watched one episode of succession and said this mfer is just evil corporate howard brackett. and like! i agree! but i think that’s more of a coincidence than anything else. 

though because it’s tumblr and fuck it, i’ll put my tinfoil hat and say yeah. loving this howard brackett homage.

[raysofcrosby]

Listen there’s something so wholesome about ratthew probably making his Twitter handle when he was like 13 and keeping it all this time

i just know fully in my heart that someone else came up with tkachuckycheese. mans is not that creative for that pls.

but yes, i too find it wholesome 🥺

[siphonophorespiral]

For those of you wondering

I open tumblr. People are talking about Docm77 nudes. I close tumblr.

[bondsmagii]

Ratthew, my dude, have you read up in the paranormal shit that twitter user @moby_dickhead is going through? It's wild

I have seen it and tbh I’m moderately shook

don’t get me wrong it sounds wild but I have been through so much shit re: paranormal stuff that by this point I would have told that wispy motherfucker to get the hell outta my house and off my dream plane. what a lot of people don’t realise is that 99% of ghosts can’t actually kill you. they just say that shit to scare you. tell a ghost to square up and it probably won’t. 

(if it does, throw some salt down and haul ass.)

[trantwitterfavs]

Favorite tweets

me on facebook in 2011: the internet is NOT your diary me on twitter in 2018: dear diary, today i smoked weed and shoplifted. here is a list of every person i have a crush on, every plight that has ever afflicted me and my social security number love, mic p.s im horny

— ratthew (@trolldiergirl) July 2, 2018

via http://twitter.com/trolldiergirl