#for now xD

[apparently-artless]

kinjou aigo: everyone can be bi (─‿‿─)

[just-a-tiny-bun]

Promptober day 9: Spice

Jac is a pumpkin spice monster xD This time of year is when she goes crazy with whatever evil concoction she can brew with said ingredient. Thankfully (this time), it was pretty good! But there's always the looming threat of whatever she adds the spice to next lol

[pageofheartdj]

Just randomly imagining Collector in SU universe xD

He would treat gems like pokemons, gotta catch them all XD

and collectors would be an ancient species that only diamonds know about and always are on high alert if they get anywhere near them

they weren’t for thousands and thousands of years, but sooner or later they will be found

i always hced that diamonds were expanding and producing so much to be able to defend themselves against other alien species. universe is huge enough for it. and collectors would fit perfectly into the ‘more dangerous’ role!

[screwpinecaprice]

She's not like other girls

[lucdoodle]

trying to get better with colors!

another fanart of @forgettable-au !

[rapidhighway]

(late)Happy holidays to all who celebrate! This was my contribution to a secret santa event, made for @the-chozo-lord

[krysmcscience]

At long last: either an alternate explanation for or continuation of my prior comic regarding how Bill was ABSOLUTELY naked in Ford's karaoke night drawing. (Because errors in art do not exist. Artists do not make mistakes. So if you see any in this comic, No You Do Not.)

I am so normal about these old dorks.

I'm not really clear on exactly when Bill started throwing his desperation book at Ford just like a needy ex do, but I find it extremely funny to imagine it happening literally the day of or after the makeshift funeral. Bill just gets this weird sense of 'Ford is taking steps to move on' and CANNOT FUCKING ABIDE.

I hope you enjoy all the goofy things I added to each page of Bill's sad spieling. (Everything SHOULD be readable so long as you view the full size, but I have added basically this whole little fanfic in the image descriptions, LMAO, which lays out all the little written notes and such.) Also don't ask how Bill managed to sneak that vampire pen in there. I have no idea, and honestly? I don't wanna know.

Oh, and a little bonus comic:

Of course Bill would take it as flirting. Because between the two of them, Bill is the bigger masochist By Far. :)

Also I have continued applying The Good Place logic to any of Bill's attempts to swear. Case in point, one last bonus image, this time with a motivational line from my slapdash Theraprism OC, EV-01:

Yes, its name is just 'love' backwards. No, I will not be taking any feedback on this. Yes, EV-01 was only ever assigned to Bill's case due to the Theraprism being desperate to make some progress in rehabilitating him. No, it did not work anywhere close to staff's expectations - Bill didn't even appreciate EV-01's matching fondness for bowties! (He claimed the fondness to be "cultural appropriation" and insisted he'd been traumatized by it.)

Anyway, if you like my stuff, reblogs are very much appreciated, and if you really really like it, perhaps consider my commissions or yeeting a teeny tiny tip my way? I am trying to recoup over 500 dollars in vet bills, ahaha... 🙃

In other news, I loved all the fun tags people added to the prior naked-karaoke comic (such as 'the hat and bow-tie stay ON during sex' and the classic '[insert keysmash here]', as well as the many amused/bewildered remarks about how I either made the bricks a piece of clothing or just straight up peeled Bill's skin off). However, I think my favorite thing by far was the several people losing their shit over the fact that I gave Bill toes. Like, excuse me? The magical talking triangle can have fingers but not toes??? Since when was that a rule????? 🤣 (Also the one person who reblogged with the cropped panel where Bill's fishnets pants are falling off to ask why Bill peed himself. Dude, I want to examine your brain...?)

Okie-dokie, I'm sick of looking at all of this stuff now and I'm off to go to work, after which I will either scribble some more goofy "Billford" comics or perhaps draw my lame human!Bill in Situations, idk yet. Maybe I'll even finally draw more than just a single other person's human!Bill...? Who knows, but I sure hope I can mix it up a little and not turn whatever I draw into a month-long fukken project. >:\

[howling-wizard]

back to drawing stuff!!

[zhukzucraft]

nuclear family as described by Iskall

[thekaiserroll]

Zosan comic inspired by videos of otters holding hands so they won't float away from each other.

[marsipain]

The mysterious fish man beckons you, do you engage?

[shadowgale96]

Okay but THIS redrawn with Hualian would be perfect. Has anyone drawn this already because I will commission somebody if not.

[a-person-in-the-rain]

Mom Dad pls stop fighting T-T

[mewtwoandme]

@xxtc-96xx HAPPY BIRF!!! Even though I had to remind ya XD

[yaoigovroom]

I drew the grid!!!!

Blank template here by the amazing @crudeoildistillation

[rapidhighway]

whatever. i trapped him within an orb