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Dear Conspiracy theorist,

The earth is not flat, it is a mobius strip.

It has been officially stated.

Sincerly,

God

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Dearest Groupchat Motherfuckers,

I will miss you deeply however, likely not nearly enough to reach out prior to your death.

Love Yah,

God

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No Greeting this time. Who made Almond Joys taste so sad.

THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF JOY!!!!

This feels like false advertising

[sincerly-god]

Sometimes it's 2 am and you just gotta talk about the universe and all of it's mysterious.

Well stop that talk about Books or something, I'd prefer if you didn't discuss my secrets.

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Hey just a little reminder at least one person fears you.

And that person is me, honestly what the fuck have I created.

[sincerly-god]

Dear Imposter

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I know who you are.

Dear Everyone else,

One of you isn't real

That is all

Enjoy your paranoia,

God

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Dear Spawn,

The spite within me fuels everything, your flesh and bones only remain because my spite demands it. They said I couldn't create life so I made a god damned universe.

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Dear Everyone,

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Or if you have super hearing

what...

the...

actual...

fuck...

Ok that's all

[sincerly-god]

Dear Universe,

We all function as pokemon we evolve until we die.

I will never stop evolving I shall gets stronger and stronger I shall grow beyond time itself.

I am Enternal, I am Immortal, I shall continue to grow beyond you all.

Go wash the dishes.

[sincerly-god]

Queen is gender nuetral

FUCK YOU FIGHT ME

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Bitch if looks could kill, I'd be a doctor

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"Be the bigger person" fuck off I'm twice your size mr.dwarfminster, I can climb outta hell fuck you gonna do waddle.

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The fish are coming for you.

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You're forgeting the fifth primal impulse that all culture have whether with steel or stone

5. Make Murder Sticks

my favorite thing in the world is how every single human culture, together or independently, created its own version of Pancake. everyone took one look at frying pans and were like “holy shit i have the BEST idea”

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At Pride there are no line instead we have LGBTQueues

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Nothing brings me more dread then tiny food.

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Remember kids it's Common decency to not be a dick