#for legal reasons. that was a joke

[sewersewersewercouch]

oh she is doing so good with the fact that her amnesia that has caused so much pain and tribulation for her was a plot device. girl who is coping so well and awesomely. "forgets everything she knows" written on her body. fucks sake

[igotthisaccountunderduress]

listen having a favourite character is just embarrassing sometimes. yeah that’s my specialest little blorbo. yeah I’ve read every word of their stuff. yeah I think about them 24/7. yeah I project all my issues onto them and write fanfiction about them and have multiple playlists dedicated to them. And I’m here on your dash to once again tell you that I am still thinking about them bc I thought you needed to know that. you can just shoot me now.

[cooper-blogs]

i think we should publicly execute every CEO

[pixiemage]

According to my phone, I have big plans today

[heraxic]

im sensing a pattern here🤔🏳️‍🌈

[velinxi]

I'm so excited to announce that I will be taking a brand new turn with my webtoon! CTC will now be a fantasy romance! ⚔️💖

"I was trapped in a tower for 200 years by my wicked mother, only to be saved by the assassin sent to kill the Dark Lord- but he doesn't know it's me!?"

I know this change may be too sudden for most of my readers, especially after 4 hard years working on CTC, but I know you guys will love the new direction! 💖

Stay tuned for chapter 1- “That handsome daring sexy rogue is here to kill ME!?”

[Read CTC]

[devie-draws]

Meanwhile, somewhere deep in Viktor's soul during his reunion with Jayce.

[manhattan-gamestop]

Donald Trump got shot and they didn’t even kill him. The world is so cruel

[deci-doodles]

A prediction

[ariadne-mouse]

Sometimes self care as a DM is taking a break to be your PC with 8 INT

[mischieviem]

That natural soup show or whatever

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

also the english are weird about folk culture. we are. we've relegated our folk dances and music to the zone of esoteric nerd shit that only weirdos do, and then we go looking for esoterica in the non-english parts of our heritage because we don't think we've got any of it of our own

[sweetladymoon]

are these two about to start a family or??

[evilsanlang]

shinzo abe's assassination - 10/10

the quaint setting, the unusual yet charming craft of the weapon and the irony of its existence in the face of strict gun laws, as well as the rippling effects across the country, felt even now, make this the golden standard for aspiring enemies of the state.

bolsonaro's assassination attempt - 6/10

the delivery, although fumbling, was bold and intimate: a heartwarming reflection of the ways of the brazilian people. despite an anticlimatic conclusion, the months after held a lingering joy in the shape of edited videos of beautiful women twerking over bolsonaro's ghoulish figure as he struggled through his recovery.

trump's assassination attempt - 2/10

an uninspired, empty mockery of the golden age of presidential murder. yet another reminder that the american people are not to be taken seriously.

biden's assassination attempt - coming soon

[destiel-news-channel]

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We are happy to announce that the democratic presidential candidate also gets her news via the Destiel News Meme™.

[lucabyte]

hole