#for legal reasons this is a joke 🙏

[menstitsillness]

pep guardiola and vijay mallya in the mercedes garage this weekend.. oh i know they're cooking something for that budget cap

[where-the-cicadas-sing]

YURI TAKEOVER

[foxbirdy]

2024 Saw Training Moodboard 🫶

[lesbiantrish]

every time i see jodie whittaker eat i become every reason men r afraid of lesbians 😍🙏

[pressedstresseddepressed]

can’t wait to watch esteban wipe the floor with yet another old man

[turtally-tubular]

resellers/scalpers are genuinely a disgrace and stain on this planet like actually die if you do shit like this i would probably get banned if i described my hatered and anger for yall in more depth but you are fucking disgusting. buying up all the dolls on shelves, taking them from LITERAL CHILDREN and collectors and selling them for like 6x the price like actually kys you are a burden i usually would never say anything like that to anyone but you fuckers deserve it

its also mattels fault for being fucking awful and stupid and not putting protections and limits on this kinda stuff and restocking regularly so fuck you too mattel

you’re stealing so much joy from collectors and children alike and that’s unforgivable. go fuck yourself and die im begging you

also if you see any items like this PLEASE report them for price gouging as thats what they’re doing!!

dont let price gougers and scalpers have a platform and get away with what they’re doing

[thomas-mvller]

Naming my firstborn after whoever scores for bayern today

[boyfhee]

hee makes me so crazy

[secretlytherealsonicthehedgehog]

one for you

lieutenant how many people have you gave this to?😭

and thank you??😭😭

[mhaccunoval]

i'm not even a coyotes fan but that's fucked up that they're trying to move them to utah

[thasdorah]

arator having dreams of his father's death

Do your dreams change, ? Mine do not. I have one dream: A crimson skyline envelops me as Legion, numbering beyond comprehension, battle in the distance. I kneel before the body of a man, presumably my father, and weep. As he is gasping for air, his body wholly crushed, he whispers something. Despite every effort, I am unable to hear what he is trying to tell me.

and turalyon seeing his own death when he becomes lightforged

"Like I am awake for the first time in my life." His eyes were brimming with tears. "I saw Arator. He was grown, a paladin, standing beneath a crimson sky, looking down at me. I could feel nothing, nothing but pride for him. You were right, Alleria. It is our fate to see him again."

but it's shown to him in a way that seems good and not like he's dying and it's so interesting tbh i love when they make the light a little evil actually

[siphoklansan]

i accidentally made adrastus' mom a milf.

As you should /j

[milflewis]

HI BABYYYYY 💌💌💌💌💌💌💌 MWAH gimme gimme gimme attention n love n affection

idk what u want from me. i love how passionate you get over things. whether it’s art or education or lego or mick or taxes or even ferrari. i love how you can feel your love through the screen. i love how when you don’t know smth you don’t try and pretend you do. you just say yeah idk and are always willing to learn. i love when you’re incoherent in the tags and screeching at a pitch only dogs can hear and then it’s your little organisational tags like merc.lew or kyle.edit agsjsksksk. i love your dog. i love the little voice messages you used to do even if i had to suffer through listening to max. i love how you just go with shit and there’s never any judgment. i love u

[seuonji]

ngl if president snow looked how he did when he was 18, i’d volunteer as tribute just to see that man.

^me the day before the reaping

[theredmeansiloveyou]

I think I’ve found my teen rebellion thing finally

it’s setting things on fire 🤭

[snailguy]

you know it’s gotten bad when you start spending more time with the imaginary version of them in your head that actual real life them