#for legal reasons i am joking
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we need to start doing dean crit for this...imagine if sam ate all of dean's halloween candy and we had to read post after post about how it proved sam didn't respect his brother and represented how sam denied dean his childhood
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Kessel is gay??? Jesus I’ve been living under a rock
it’s 2024! Everyone’s gay!!
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every time i see a "they cheated on you" fic of one of the most loyal characters ever, i am driven closer and closer to murder
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*gritting my teeth* I am normal. This is fine. I don't even care about it honestly (lying)
#chip posting makes me exactly like the always sunny pepe silvia scene except I am also fighting tears#also just saying#OC tweeting ''chip party after we win'' before him & Hook's match at the ppv#Danhausen saying ''make me a chip''#danhausen you can't just offer yourself up winner's room style if you're not in the match#for legal reasons I am joking#Danhausen
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Look what he’s done to Joris😭
https://twitter.com/lecreputation/status/1679987627527929856?s=46&t=viGFMnVT-HoaPhqrvZNdAg
Why would charles treat his wag like this…
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I think one party night with Wilnur would fix aaalll my mummy issues I’m sure
#for legal reasons I am joking#always#or am I#I am projecting and you can not stop me#just mimi things#I would be healed
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Chairman Rose is a bitch! Even his brother hates him.
I've heard a lot of negative things about the guy, and if what I've heard is actually true I'll hit the guy with Greens car. I can get away with it.
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Is your ideal relationship that of ollie reeder and malcolm? Or is it just one you enjoy in media but wouldn't want for yourself
praying this was sent by the prospective boss i just had an interview with last week🙏🙏🙏
#for legal reasons i am joking#why on earth did you send this to my main. considered not answering but i do think this is pretty funny especially since they dont actually#have a relationship in canon. my ideal relationship is boss and employee. or whatever the fuck they are. spin doctor and special advisor#asks#anon
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me standing trackside at silverstone, timing dr's laps, acting like I'm supposed to be there and didn't break multiple federal laws breaking into the facility
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You know, Hunter only kills people who get too close to their home, and I think that's perfectly understandable. I, too, have murderous tendencies when people decide to come into Subway within half an hour of closing so I think they're totally valid.
#may or may not be related to my current position#fawn and hunter rambles#for legal reasons I am joking#there is no greater rage or hate than the one my uncle has for literally anyone who comes into subway LOL#same. that's why we're related#subway workers rise up 💪🥪🥪🥪
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hey you yes you yknow what you should do probably ship w. me maybe if anyone sparks joy
as long as it's not my acearo muses ofc
#★ ► ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀꜱ ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋ. ◄ ⌠ Out Of Character ⌡#for legal reasons i am joking#but if you actually do wanna ship w/ me go ham ig
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Anyway anyone up to committing arson, say, wherever the cw offices are? Tomorrow?
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did texas really just ban the fucking covid vaccine
#would like to remind you all that politicians’ addresses have been leaked before#for legal reasons i am joking#ashley speaks now
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fran every time i see your username i go "leclerc... no wait. gp. motogp lorenzo" and it cracks me up every time :D
lorenzo leclerc may be gay but he is no whore ma'am! he is an honorable married man!
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love you but this look ain’t looking bestie
the look ain’t looking but which one of us is in his lap? 😌
#for legal reasons I am JOKING#actually tho I love that this photo was so uglee that you had to come and show me#because my first thought when I saw it was why does he look like that SKJSKD#yugyeom: has arguably one of the cutest type of dog#also yugyeom: I will shave him#:) ily my bestie 💕#isa 🔗#ask*
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you remind me of a sopaipilla. warm and amazing and sweet as ever
also youre real 🏳️🌈 as of late and we love to see it. go off gay king!
is this how you see me. i'm honored. truly
and no i'm straight. i love women and cars. i have 30 bugatti in my garden and in every bugatti is a girl
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