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I will not be that asshole when I obtain my therapy license. By that I mean not being condescending toward clients and assuming they don't know shit about their physical and mental health. I don't understand how mental health care providers (and medical, let's be real) get so far up their own ass that they forget the crucial bits about their job: LISTENING AND EMPATHY. Even if you know or feel on a gut level that your patient be blowing smoke up your ass, you need to do right by them the best you can. Humans got issues. Even the "good" and "best" ones. You should know that when you sign up with a career that involves interacting with every facet of humanity you can think of. It's some deep dark ice cream with sprinkles and a cherry on top. Sprinkle and cherry people/experiences are rare. Most people are the base. Just the ice cream, and there's nothing wrong with that, but the flavor can get old real fast, and you gotta accept that if you're gonna be a doc or mental health provider. Appreciate the the components, appreciate the damn people who seek YOU for help.
#I get it. Compassion fatigue is huge and the pandemic made it worse. Hell#I get it monthly#I guess this is my law of equivalent exchange for yeeting my uterus and no longer having a period. I don't menstruate I just lose my empathy#for a few days then go back to normal haha bad joke but wtf ever#but it's no excuse to be an asshole just because you can wave a degree over someone's head#if it wasn't obvious doctors and many therapists give me the ick like no tomorrow cause of personal experience#and having to work alongside many of them#and being mad at the fuckitry they pull on my clients#and I'm currently mad af right now at how im being treated at an appointment today#they changed their tune when i brought up I'm a QMHA#it shouldn't take someone going YO I AM IN AN ADJACENT CAREER TO YOU AND BTW I WORKED WITH YOUR EMPLOYER BEFORE#to get people to just be fucking nice to others#i know i vent a lot regarding mental health but i am passionate cause ive been fucked over one too many times#and if i can be that one person that makes this shit easier for people imma do it
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Day 37
It’s 12am and my phone is buzzing and I cannot sleep. What the fuck is going on.
You have 20 new notifications
I click open our class chat first, and to my surprise, it’s all birthday messages.
Clown: Did you guys actually have to type me a whole essay? Thank you tho <3
Pebble: A well written essay!
Sam: Time well spent
My phone vibrates and I’m invited to a call from a handful of friends.
Joining Your Neighborhood Pizza delivery service’s call…
“It’s 12am let me sleep”
“Are you not happy that we’re wishing you happy birthday at 12am?”
“I am, it’s just I’m also exhausted for no reason”
“You’re going out for a McDonalds run right?”
“Yeah. You guys woke me up halfway through”
“Sorry”
“I’m sorry it’s 12am and I really wanna know who’s in this call right now”
“Ah! It would be Estelle, Beanie, Min, “
“Your son”
“Mint”
“Sun”
“What the fuck are you guys doing awake?”
“Admiring the stars”
“Sure. Totally believe you”
“Cressie it’s your birthday.”
“One year closer to my demise I guess”
“You’re insane”
“So I’ve been told”
“Ah. Check your mailbox in the morning! There should be a couple things in there”
I yawn. 6 hours of sleep isn’t enough to run on.
“Alright get to bed. Sleep your last 3 hours and I’ll be waiting for you at 3am”
“Mint you’re the most punctual out of all of us why are you picking me up?”
“I’ve never had a McDonalds run with you. Besides, It’s Friday.”
“Alright I’m sleeping now good night”
“Good night birthday girl!”
“That’s so cheesy ksjdfalfa”
Sure enough, at 3am, I wake up and find Mint outside my door, vibing in his car. I shake my head and lock the door.
“Good morning Mint”
“Morning”
“You’re mean you know that?”
“Happy birthday Mint”
“Right back at you”
“HEY REMEMBER WHEN YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP LEFT ME ON READ WHEN I WISHED YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY-”
“I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THAT ALREAY”
“My salty ass could never”
“Alright what do you want for your birthday?”
“Neither of us give anything-”
“Our Asian ass could never”
“HOnestly”
“Ah. I do have a present for you though”
My hand reaches into my backpack and I pull out a scrapbook.
“In true Crescent fashion, I present to you our scrapbook”
“What?”
“A collection of all the photos we have together with little commentary along the way. This is now yours” I beam.
“You’re joking”
“Nope”
“I didn’t even get you anything like his I-”
“You don’t need to”
He snickers and hands me a small box.
“I found it while shopping online, and it reminded me of that one time A gave you a rainbow rose so I figured I would give you an eternal one”
I stare at the rose. It’s rainbow, and I was surprised he even remembered that his brother had given me one. I tear up slightly, maybe its because I wasn’t used to getting gifts from him, or the sudden change of heart but I mean-
“I’m crying”
“You’re always crying”
“SHUT UP KDFSKFSHDJF”
My hands clink at the glass softly, and Mint hums in appreciation as he flips through the scrapbook.
“Where’s this photo from?”
“Hm?” He points at a photo where both he and his brother are jumping on the trampoline while I’m sitting.
“Your mom sent it to my mom a few years back”
“Ah”
There’s a comfortable silence that passes over us, and I decide to answer all the texts that I had received about my birthday while he flipped through the book.
After about a dozen thank you!’s and 4 conversations, I finish. Mint snickers when he flips to the last page.
“You just had to put that one last huh?”
On the last page lies Mint and I at Junior prom last year. It was a tradition to go with eachother, and my friend had taken a photo where we were pretending to make out.
”Why? Don’t want your future wife seeing it?”
“No. It’s just you saved the best for last” he snorts.
“Of course” I hum.
“Alright what do you want from McDonalds?”
“Ice cream”
“You’re literally bleeding this week no”
“Uhhh. Fries?”
“Sure”
Mint starts his car and we head off. The sky is a calm blue. A dark shade that leaves you wondering if there’s more out there. It was ironic that I had met him so long ago. It was even more surprising when he moved here for junior and senior year. I was horribly confused, and the only explanation he could muster out was a job change for his parents. But I was pretty sure they just wanted to have A mature in a different environment.
“Lost in thought again?”
“Mhm. You never told me how and why you moved here in detail”
“Nothing really. It was a job change on my parents part, and a new path for A”
“What about you?”
“I wanted to chase the only person who never gave up on me”
“You’re disgusting”
“Better than confessing to my crush every day for a whole year”
“LEAVE ME ALONE”
“You’re the one who brought up how I chased you all the way to California”
“I still wonder how you can pin after someone like me”
“At some point I realized you saw me as a brother”
“I wish I could do that.”
“You’re a hopeless romantic. Have some fun every once in a while”
“Are you implying I should have a one night stand?”
“Once you’re a legal adult sure”
“Bad decision making except it’s Mint giving me bad advice as a joke”
“I hate you”
“Love you too~”
“You’re disgusting”
“Bleh”
HE pulls up at the McDonalds drive-through and I scream.
“dEAR ARE YOU ALIVE?”
“OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING! EVERYTHING’S ON ME TODAY”
“WTF DEAR NO”
“NO OBJECTIONS. IS MINT WITH YOU?”
“I’m here”
“Happy birthday Mint darling anyways what do you guys want?”
“The usual”
“Nothing new?”
“Nope”
“Alright! See you at the second window!”
“Cressie darling I got you a gift!”
“I- what?”
“Gift.” He tosses something through the car window and it lands in my hands.
“What is it?”
“Check”
I click open the box and I find a small pendant with a moon.
“I thought you were a broke high school student?”
“But the boss gave me a raise and told me to get something nice for my lover and like I don’t have one so I mean-”
“I don’t deserve you” I sniff.
“Stop crying darling you’re scaring me”
I really hope you find yourself a lover this year or I will fight everyone around me I SWEAR”
“You’re being too loud again Cress”
“Sorry”
He hands us our food and waves us goodbye. It was funny to me. I had so many friends around me now that I had grown.
“Are you gonna make a birthday post?”
“Oh for Serenity!” I gasp.
I type away and Mint steals a couple fries from me. I hiss at him while typing.
“Too bad” he shrugs.
School rolls around and I ‘m met with 20 happy birthdays and a couple gifts fro my other friends. Surprise surprise I have other friends. Z and Sun’s gift surprises me the most.
“Cress” Sun calls for me after school.
“Hm?”
“Happy birthday” He hands a medium-sized box to me.
“You always make us scrapbooks for our birthdays so I thought I’d try to make one for you”
“Have I ever told you how much I love you-”
“You remind me pretty often but yeah”
I open the box and a seat little scrapbook sits inside. There’s a white pen, a silver one, and a gold pen rolling around next to it, and there’s a small letter. Z tackles me from behind and I crash into Sun’s chest.
“Z what the f-”
“Language” Sun glares.
“Your gift!” Z hands me a small photo sized box.
“Photos?”
“You made a whole batch with notes on the back for me so I decided to print a bunch for you!”
“Thank you Z” I sniff slightly.
“What’s wrong! Do you not like it?”
“No no! I’m emotional haha” I muster up a smile. My cursed birthday luck was gonna catch up with me soon. I just felt it.
“No worries! It was the least I could do” Z smiles.
I nod in response. The rest of the day carries out like normal, and I find myself tired by the end of the day. My classmates threw me a party, and at the end of the day, my friends threw me another one. I enjoyed it, but I was waiting for my cursed birthday luck to catch up to me, I could never be happy until it occurred.
“If you’re thinking about that birthday curse of yours again, I’d advise you to know that with me, there’s no chance of having bad birthday luck” Mint hums. His birthdays had no bad things. It was like the universe favored him.
“I know. But I can’t truly calm down until I get to bed”
There’s a comfortable silence that settles down before Mint speaks up again.
“I’m sorry”
“Why so?”
“You had always wished me happy birthday so consistently, and I never replied and I just feel really bad and all-”
“Don’t worry about it.” I tap at the red solo cup in my hand. “I probably deserved all that”
“You don’t and that’s why I kind of. Um”
“Mint you’re my editor what did you do-”
“Bought tickets back home?” I gape at him. My jaw is dropped, and he seems to panic. “My home’s open and all! I know your house is rented out and the renters for my place just moved out and we have thanksgiving in a month so I figured I would take you back for the break and I’m sorry! I probably should’ve asked first and all but-”
A choked sob escapes my lips. I’m shocked, I hadn’t gone home in so long. How did he know? A stream of incoherent words escapes my lips and Mint tries to soothe me.
“You know.” I managed to force it out. “Some days I question why I stopped crushing on you. You spoil me rotten, and I don’t even deserve someone who cares for me and knows me like you and you always seem to know how I’m feeling and-”
Mint rubs soft circles on my back, and I let out my emotions. My birthday curse wasn’t a curse. It was a tradition. A tradition to cry at least once on my birthday, and for the first time, I was crying tears of joy. A couple minutes pass, and I feel my emotions slowly draw back.
“Thank you” I mumbled weakly.
Serenity made a new post!
It’s my birthday! Thank you to all of you who sent in birthday wishes (and death threats)! Another year has passed and I truly wish that I could thank you all face to face for the support!
Once again, my lovely editor Leaf shares a birthday with me so go ahead and send in some birthday wishes to him as well. For today’s gift from me, you all get a blast of joy! Much love!
-Serenity
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#writing#people crying inadfs#first person#birthdays#fiction#365 days#365 days of writing#365 days of rejection#though not much rejection anymore#project#quarantine project#me being emotionally unstable again
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This took SO LONG thanks @natthisback
1: Name Madison
2: Age 21
3: 3 fears spiders, not becoming a doctor, becoming like my parents
4: 3 things i love marvel movies, my blanket (whoops), and scrunchies
5: 4 turn ons compliment me, be chivalrous, (idk if this means sex turn on too or not but) moaning my n- ANYWHO uh and the last one definitely like showing you want me
6: 4 turn offs someone who only talks about themselves, being like wishy washy, being arrogant/cocky, complaining about the same things
7: my best friend that would be shea @cloversofshea
8: sexual orientation lesbian
9: my best first date okay SO this like isn’t a first date but it was my first like nicer dinner date so I’m gonna count it. It was just this past weekend actually and i just i loved it so much it was amazing
10: how tall am i 5’2
11: what do i miss honestly, feeling like i was good at things
12: what time were i born 11:14am
13: favorite color purple, although it’s slowly been turning to like a baby light pink
14: do i have a crush yes yes i do and i likes her a lot
15: favorite quote “Truth is a matter of circumstance. It’s not all things to all people all the time. And neither am I.”
16: favorite place Chicago or New York City
17: favorite food SALMON
18: do i use sarcasm yes, but i feel like i don’t use it as much as i used to
19: what am i listening to right now Christmas pop playlist on Spotify
20: first thing i notice in new person whether they only talk about themselves
21: shoe size 8 or 8.5
22: eye color blue
23: hair color right now, it’s a brown that goes to blond at my ends
24: favorite style of clothing so if this means like fav style to wear daily, definitely athleisure. If it means in general, i love love love preppy looks? But not super preppy.
25: ever done a prank call? Absolutely, many times
27: meaning behind my url i explain this in my about me page (linked in bio!)
28: favorite movie captain America winter soldier
29: favorite song i don’t really have favorite songs but rn it’s prob December night by Michael buble
30: favorite band i don’t really have fav bands
31: how i feel right now it’s really hot in here, so warm. I feel okay
32: someone i love i love lots of people but ill stick with @cloversofshea
33: my current relationship status I’ve answered this so many times literally just look at the ask game tag
34: my relationship with my parents um yikes
35: favorite holiday Halloween
36: tattoos and piercing i have i have 6 tattoos! “Breathe” on my right inner ankle, a heart on left shoulder, heart w equal sign in it behind right ear, basically an ecg on my left inner ankle, Aquarius symbol on right bicep, and caws 5749 on my left side. And my ears are pierced.
37: tattoos and piercing i want definitely the black widow symbol in the same place Scarlett got her og6 tattoo, an amino acid tattoo that spells out “wah” , definitely more little tattoos! And maybe more ear piercings idk
38: the reason i joined tumblr so, I’ve had a tumblr for many many years. I originally joined bc my best friends at the time had them, and i was like sure! Ive deleted that personal blog since, and started my new personal blog a few years ago. I also have a studyblr that i started i think back in high school, and i just started this blog back in the end of July!
39: do i and my last ex hate each other no, I’d say far from it bc i likes her a lot
40: do i ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts yes from her and i fucking love it, it used to be a bigger thing almost every day and i loved it
41: have i ever kissed the last person i texted lmao no and for those who were wondering it is @cloversofshea
42: when did i last hold hands LMAO WITH @michelinaamour WHEN I WAS STUMBLING HOME DRUNK IN HIGH HEELS
43: how long does it take me to get ready in the morning it depends, anywhere from ten minutes to an hour and a half
44: have you shaved your legs in the past three days no! I am super lucky and have really light colored hairs on my legs and so i dont’ have to shave very often. Also i just want to say that i personally love shaving my legs and it is my choice to do so.. girls, you do not need to shave!!
45: where am i right now so i started answering this in the research lab, but i am currently sitting at one of the dining places on campus finishing it
46: if i were drunk and can’t stand, who’s taking care of me LMAO DEFINITELY @michelinaamour because she’s done it ALREADY FOR ME MULTIPLE TIMES
47: do i like my music loud or at a reasonable level it depends, in car trips, definitely blast it. But just driving around or listening in doors, definitely reasonable level
48: do i live with my mom and dad nope i live with @michelinaamour
49: am i excited for anything yes, I’m excited for lots of things. I get excited easily
50: do i have someone of the opposite sex i can tell everything to no. I used to
51: how often do i wear a fake smile this is a really interesting question. I don’t consider smiles i give to random people like ordering food or something to be fake, so i would say fake smiles are when I’m not okay and trying to hide it. Which happens less often now bc I’m just much happier of a person
52: when was the last time i hugged someone I think it was @michelinaamour two days ago but i think i hugged @cloversofshea that day too so
53: what if the last person i kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me I’d be heartbroken tbh
54: is there anyone i trust even though i should not yes, certain adults in my life
55: what is something i disliked about today my hair won’t do what i want it to :(
56: if i could meet anyone on this earth who would it be probably Chris Evans or Scarlett Johansson
57: what do i think about the most tumblr and everything with that, or probably her or school stuff definitely
58: what’s my strangest talent i don’t think i have any lol
59: do i have any strange phobias yes definitely haha, I’m terrified of stepping on worms
60: do i prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it i think a few years ago i would have said behind, but honestly I think I’d love to be in front of the camera now
61: what was the last lie i told i actually don’t know. Maybe this past weekend as to like the fact that i was going out on a date instead of just going out with a friend
62: do i prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online I’d say talking on the phone bc then they cant’ see me lmao
63: do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes and yes
64: do i believe in magic? Yes, or at least, that’s what i tell myself
65: do i believe in luck yes
66: what’s the weather like right now snowy!
67: what was the last book I’ve ever read The Butchering Art, it’s about the history of surgery
68: do i like the smell of gasoline omg yes yes yes yes yes yes
69: do i have any nicknames yes, madz, madi, girl who lives by the kitchen, queen (a new one) and clown (also a new one) thanks @natthisback
70: what was the worst injury I’ve ever had back in freshman year of college, i did something stupid and my foot swelled up like hell and hurt so bad. There were no fractures detected but the swelling stayed for a really long time, as well as the bruising and pain, and it never returned to normal
71: do i spent my money or save it SPEND IT BABY
72: can i touch my nose w my tongue no I’m not that talented
73: is there anything pink in 10 ft from me. Hmm part of my backpack? And my rings are pinkish bc they are rose gold. Oh and my scrunchie is pink, as well as my iPad
74: favorite animal cat
75: what was i doing last night at 12am i was still at work In the emergency room!
76: what do i think satan’s last name is uh honestly Jim lmao (it’s demons Jim! @cloversofshea )
77: what’s a song that always makes me happy when i hear it so good by dove Cameron
78: how can you win my heart suggest we watch a marvel movie, and I’m prob straight up in love. There are other things too but they’re pretty general, like compliment me, show you want me ya know
79: what would i want to be written on my tombstone haha, as a joke, “so realy its very thing. Just to keep everyone guessing.” But idk something funny
80: what is my favorite word i have no idea, maybe like sophisticated or something like that or aesthetic , champagne is a good one too
81: my top 5 blogs on tumblr ooh! Okay so @markiplier @lesbian-deadpool @americasass-romanoff @lesbianmariahilll @shining-rey-of-sunshine but i love so so so so so many more, and i have a lot of top blogs
82: if the whole world were listening to me right now what would i say fuck trump also I’m gay as hell and I’m growing tired of hiding it from people
83: do i have any relatives in jail not that i know of
84: i accidentally eat some radioactive vegatables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super power of my choice! What is that power lmao this question is great. Prob same powers as Wanda
85: what would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on any weird fetis- JUST KIDDING. Do you still think about them?
86: what is my current desktop picture so on my laptop, it’s fall flowers. But since that’s broken af, i use my iPad and that background is one of the apple ones. It’s just a beach idk why but I’ve never changed it
87: had sex WHY IS THIS IN EVERY SINGLE ASK GAME WTF
88: bought condoms nope i am gay as hell bye
89: gotten pregnant nope i am gay as hell bye
90: failed a class nope, definitely come close though
91: kissed a boy yes
92: kissed a girl yes
93: have i ever kissed somebody in th rain honestly, probably at some point, but I’ve never had one of those romantic kisses in the rain. I really really want to though and i think about it a lot
94: had job yeah, I’ve had three true jobs
95: left the house without my wallet probably
96: bullied someone on the internet no bc I’m not a fucking douche
97: had sex in public not yet
98: played on a sports team yeah, played softball and basketball in middle school
99: smoked weed yeah, but i didn’t get high
100: did drugs nope
101: smoked cigarettes nope, i think i asked drunk once if i could smoke, but my friend was like “really?” And i was like uhhhhhh just kidding haha
102: drank alcohol lmao i drink fucking all the time i mean. I literally have drunk writing nights , I’m drinking tonight too
103: am i a vegetarian/vegan i was a vegetarian for a while, and then an aspiring vegan, and then vegetarian, and then pescatarian now!
104: been overweight no
105: been underweight yes
106: been to a wedding yeah, but like not for a long time. I was like 4 and the flower girl. Oh WAIT. Does playing a wedding count? I played cello at a wedding so i was there???
107: been on the computer for 5 hours straight hell yeah, how would i function not doing this with class and relaxing
108: watched tv for 5 hours straight lmao definitely
109: been outside my home country yeah
110: gotten my heart broken yeah
111: been to a professional sports game yeah. I don’t really do sports though , so when i go it’s usually in suites and I’m just there for the food
112: broken a bone nope!
113: cut myself this is...a. Really deep question but bc i want to be able to speak about mental health on here, the answer is yes.
114: been to prom yes! I went to my junior and senior proms!
115: been in airplane too many times
116: fly by helicopter no, I’m not sure if i want to do this or not
117: what concerts have i been to I’ve been to lots. So first off, I’ve been to hundreds of classical concerts (and performed in them). As for pop, Bruno mars twice, maroon five like three times. Selena Gomez. Josh groban. American authors. Definitely others that i don’t remember
118: had a crush on someone of the same sex yes I’m fucking gay
119: learned another language so if this means fluent, no. I took a decent amount of French and am learning Russian right now!
120: wore make up absolutely. When i choose to wear makeup, its because i fuckign love makeup haha. Most days I’m lazy though and like to let my skin breathe and be natural
121: lost my virginity before I was 18 no
122: had oral sex yeah
123: dyed my hair many times
124: voted in a presidential election okay i think so but honestly can’t remember. But I’m pretty sure i did.
125: rode in an ambulance no and i never want to.
126: had a surgery no and i never want to haha. Well i cant say that. Depending on how my life plays out, I might freeze my eggs or something.
127: met someone famous yes, several I think, but probably Henry winkler was the one I remember most.
128: stalked someone on a social network yeah
129: peed outside nope don’t think so and definitely don’t want to
130: been fishing yes I have been ice fishing and regular fishing
131: helped w charity i have!
132: been rejected by a crush I’ve been not liked back but i don’t think I’ve ever made like a move on a crush and been rejected
133: broken a mirror ooh i don’t think i have actually
134: what do i want for birthday nothing bc i dont’ like my bday
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the audubon society plants list finally loaded kids let’s do a brief (haha) cold medicine induced analysis of what the heck they’re recommending for my local area (western PA) and whether it could grow in my shitty yard (if i’m unfamiliar with it i’m skipping it just to be fair)
It’s alphabetical by common name I guess so ok i’m doing this under a cut I supppose
Allegheny Monkey Flower (Mimulus ringens) - this plant is indeed one you see kinda often...... on the very edge of the Allegheny river literally growing as a marginal plant. not ideal unless you got a pond or live in a swamp
Allegheny Serviceberry (Amelanchier laevis) - this is one you see growing in the woods near swamps so nope, not in this drought hellscape of a yard
Alternate-Leaf Dogwood (Cornus alternifolia) - another understory moisture loving tree/shrub... next
American Beech (Fagus grandifolia) - again, moisture loving woodland tree. European Beeches are overall more drought tolerant so if you see a beech in the city or suburbs, it’s probably not an American Beech. also, in my area, you can’t find an American Beech that isn’t suffering from Beech bark disease unfortunately
American Black Elderberry (Sambucus nigra ssp. canadensis) - These are good plants and grow all along the shady woodsides here. Same issue though, they like moisture and at least partial shade. And the ornamental varieties you can find at garden centers tend to be European hybrids with fancy leaves
American Pokeweed (Phytolacca americana) - shadey woodland lad again. They’re also very very weedy idk that anyone would want this in their garden.
American Witch-Hazel (Hamamelis virginiana) - a good plant. still needs moist soil but I think would probably be ok. It looks really cool planted near grasses because it blooms in fallish
Big Bluestem (Andropogon gerardi) - finally a prairie plant!! it’s my boy big bluestem. unfortunately, it can look kinda wild and weedy for a suburban garden unless you do it right.
Black Chokeberry (Aronia melanocarpa) - handsome, good, nice berries, good fall foliage, excellent choice, prefers full sun but still likes it a bit moist and will drop all its bottom leaves and turn fall colors early if you underwater it oops i definitely never was responsible for that at work with b&b aronias.
Black Raspberry (Rubus occidentalis) - oh word we got these in our garden and the birds actually like the red ones better rip
Black-Eyed-Susan (Rudbeckia hirta) - that’s right babey it’s Susan. this baby will reseed all day in sun or shade and birds love that shit. downfall is the species plant is prone to rust and cultivars do a bit better.
Butterfly Milkweed (Asclepias tuberosa) - Good and Wholesome friend. I don’t recommend this as baby’s first milkweed though because they can be slow to establish and kinda disappointing and small and if you get caterpillars on it the first year, it may not survive.
Cardinal-Flower (Lobelia cardinalis) - my mom actually has managed to keep a Lobelia alive in the shadiest, wettest part of her garden but listen...... this is a marginal or swamp plant. Put it in the swamp.
Common Buttonbush (Cephalanthus occidentalis) - it’s the bae
Common Milkweed (Asclepias syriaca) - do not try to buy this as an established plant at a garden center, they will look at you funny and point at the roadsides. Either wait until fall seedpod time and go harvest some or buy some seeds online
Common Snowberry (Symphoricarpos albus) - I had no idea this was native actually but it’s cool because it gets big white ORBS
Common Winterberry (Ilex verticillata) - it’s got stems. it’s got berries. it can grow wherever. what more could you want??? english holly who?????
Common Yarrow (Achillea millefolium) - actually often confusingly hybridized with European Yarrows so no one knows whether they’re ~true~ natives or not. Who cares they will survive anything except a swamp. They will live in a drought ass no topsoil suburban neighborhood like a CHAMP. they were made for this.
Dense Gayfeather (Liatris spicata) - just including this one because it sounds like a Good Omens joke
Flowering Dogwood (Cornus florida) - put that baby tree back in the moist woodlands where it came from or so help me
Gray-Head Mexican-Hat (Ratibida pinnata) - ayyy prairie plant, though this isn’t the species you commonly see for sale at garden centers and this one is decidedly less phallic than R. columnifera so that’s a bummer.
Great Blue Lobelia (Lobelia siphilitica) - we half killed this at work because it doesn’t love pot culture or me but someone still bought it all. don’t put this in your dry ass suburban neighborhood or she will hate you too
Northern Bayberry (Morella pensylvanica) - i call this myrica pensylvanica but whatever. birds love it. so do japanese beetles unfortunately
Pennsylvania Sedge (Carex pensylvanica) - it’s a sedge
Red Columbine (Aquilegia canadensis) - unlike other columbine, this bitch likes full sun and probably will grow and reseed anywhere
Redbud (Cercis canadensis) - another understory-ish moisture loving tree but a lot of the cultivars do just fine in the middle of sad suburban yards. also good. blooms wherever it wants while nakey.
Scarlet Beebalm (Monarda didyma) - you will only ever find cultivars of this but who knows, they may slightly more mildew resistant for at least a little while
Shag-Bark Hickory (Carya ovata) - big, handsome, looks like it’s seconds away from falling apart at all times. just how i like my men.
Smooth Oxeye (Heliopsis helianthoides) - please let the one in my mom’s yard know that it’s meant to survive dry soils in full sun
Spotted Beebalm (Monarda punctata) - my favorite bee balm but doesn’t have the Wow factor of M. didyma cultivars. It likes the sun and dry though
Spotted Touch-Me-Not (Impatiens capensis) - wholesome friend! But no one in their right mind would plant this on purpose in their garden also it would be wilt-city out here in the drought ass topsoil-less surburbs. these babies used to grow between the greenhouses and I used to water them like some kinda of bleeding heart
Swamp Milkweed (Asclepias incarnata) - she can actually live pretty well in the middle of drought ass suburban yard and spreads easily by seed but expect half the lower leaves to yellow and drop off by midsummer. poor darling. put her back in the swamp. This is the most reliable commerically available milkweed you will find because it takes to pot culture way better than other milkweeds (rip all the butterfly weed horticulture land kills yearly)
Sweet-Bay (Magnolia virginiana) - more like sweet bae am I right???? actually she wouldn’t live in my yard. needs some afternoon shade and moist, rich soil.
Sweet-Scented Joe-Pye-Weed (Eutrochium purpureum) - It’s Joe!!!!! Will grow all over. Will get 7 feet tall with massive flowers just because he can. Will grow in a swamp, will grow on a hillside, will grow beside Wal-Mart. Joe don’t care. I still call it Eupatorium because I resist change and actually I’m not 100% sure if this or E. fistulosum that is most common around here.
Tall Tickseed (Coreopsis tripteris) - coreopsis is a really popular genus to see on native plant lists but there aren’t many native to my area of Pennsylvania and you won’t find anything but C. verticillata or C. lanceolata cultivars in garden centers. BUt apparently this bitch can get NINE FEET TALL i’m swooning
Trumpet-Creeper (Campsis radicans) - ok, i’d avoid planting this baby unless you know exactly what you’re doing. she may be native but she can and will do her best to eat your home and foundation and your garden in general. she will do her rhizomey best to runner away from you into the wilderness. fun to grow across a pergola though but she will EAT your TREES and your HOME
Virginia-Creeper (Parthenocissus quinquefolia) - ????? no one is going to deliberately plant this, Audubon Society
Wand Panic Grass (Panicum virgatum) - this is why I think making these lists with common name first is so hilarious because what????? I know this as “Switchgrass” which sounds nice and normal wtf is a Wand Panic Grass. that’s what i’m going to call bad bottom dysphoria episodes from now on
White Turtlehead (Chelone glabra) - likes it wet and shaded so wouldn’t do nice in my yard. also why even BOTHER planting this plant unless you’re going to do the cultivar ‘Hot Lips’ (jk probably the white one is more native insects friendly)
Wild Hydrangea (Hydrangea arborescens) - she’s cute and all but if you want a Hydrangea just go full cliche H. paniculata cultivar or nothing. This plant would hate my whole entire yard and then die
anyway, that’s all the plants on the list I felt like rambling about on this fine Tuesday morning. Overall, idk how helpful a list like this would be for first time gardeners, because they would run into the issue of not being able to actually their hands on most of these plants.
Very few on the list would actually be suitable for growing in a new suburban neighborhood or an urban garden. This is an area naturally full of sensitive, woodland, rich, moist soil-loving plants... and unfortunately, those areas are disappearing more and more under new developments and the native pollinators and wildlife are going along with them.
#i really just did that and rambled about a whole lot of plants for no good reason#long post#idk what to tag this as
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my II Experience
Hey, a bunch of you guys have been asking me my experience and honestly I wanted to tell y’all how amazing it was but I was still on the high from the show and friends last night. I’ll put everything about the show under the cute and everything before the show before the cut! It was honestly one of the best nights of my life and it was so great to meet up with a bunch of amazing people! I will never forget this night :’)
Before the Meet & Greet:
I didn’t take a picture of the thank you note, but I made a little doodle and thank you note of the II team and I gave it to Ryann as she was by the merch table when I arrived
I was lowkey intimidated by her so I made @haleykynz @danisonfire @gryphll @bellesandtea come with me ajhsdka (also I fuckin love these guys...v talented people)
Ryann said thanks and smiled really big and then went inside to show the rest of the crew
While we were waiting outside, some people started airdropping random shit kashdlaskjd (see below...its not letting me post it up here)
when I got to the security check I had my lanyard in my backpack and I always carry pepper spray with me so they told me I couldn’t go in with the spray sakdhkajsd so i literally ran back to the car, chucked the spray, and ran back and then i was v sweaty (thankfully the car was less than a 5 min walk)
Marianne (icon) was organizing us inside and went over the general rules of the meet and greet
they dropped the video right before the meet n greet asldjhaksjd i hate them
DnP came out, and we all lost our shit and started hyperventilating and some of the people around our group were like...wtf???
DnP were both wearing black and god was REAL because I just wanted Phil to either be wearing glasses or black and the universe listened to me and had phil wear black
Meet & Greet
OMG ailhdsjlasdjaksdkjhaslkjdhajsdhakjsdhljkasdlkjasdkljalksjdlkajsd
for my letter, I actually had a thicc envelope because not only did I have my actual letter, I printed out the entire script of the Bee Movie and I wish I can see their expressions of whenever they saw my letter ajdhaksld
I filmed for Haley, and I freaked out and almost forgot cause they were so beautiful and I couldn’t stop staring at how good they looked
Haley and I switched places, and Dan gave met he softest look EVER and Phil did this cute ass smile and they were both like hello :’)
I looked at Phil again up close and blacked out
In the time I blacked out I gave them both a hug (they both smelled good, their voices were so much deeper, I almost cried; Phil was so nice to hug cause he is so skinny and I just wrapped my arms around his torso; Dan was like a bear...he was so soft and while it was his usual side hug it was still so nice)
I deemed myself unworthy of looking at Phil because he was just so beautiful so I remember looking at Dan a bit more but I would black out every time I switched to look at Phil
I had them sign a bro post and I lowkey don’t remember if they said anything about it because I was too busy rehearsing my dumb joke in my head
I asked dnp “if their thighs were sore from all the squatting they’ve been doing at meet and greets” KJLHADLKJASD
They both chuckled and I almost nut because their voices were so deep and then Phil was like “ah quite a bit” and Dan was like “haha yes this is the most exercise we’ve done in a few weeks”
we did our poses and I was so close to the THIDDIES
after the meet and greet haley and I literally had to stop to catch our breaths and like just not faint akshjdkajsd
After Meet & Greet and in between show
Our group recollected downstairs and we literally just all were trying to breathe and we shared our experiences with each other
We went out to buy some merch and I saw @philtrovert (hi Amy) and another girl whose name I forgot to ask
also we met @hey-laura right before the show started! queen!!!
also I met @thesquishtm right at the end after the show !!!
Show under the cut
The Show:
I was sitting in the 3rd row and I was so close I could see them SO CLEARLY and despite my blacking out when I originally saw Phil, I was able to see him during the entire show and he was so hot FUCK
literally felt bad for Alana cause I kept on saying how hot he was every 5 minutes
also Dan does have an ass asjkdhaskd
Dan did the fuckin naruto run
one of the truth bombs for what they’ve got hidden from each other was that Dan and Phil have shrines of each other and Dan’s shrine for Phil is just his dead houseplants and Phil’s shrine for him is dan’s head made out of bubble gum
Dan writes shrek x donkey x self insert reader fic from his secret wattpad account
Phil fuckin DABBED because for truth bombs someone was like Phil actually wants to be Part of Team 10 aklsdhlaksjd
also apparently our show was really different compared to the rest of the shows in terms of the survey...a lot of the results they saw they weren’t expecting based on previous shows
There was so much dabbing...why
In the simulation, we chose all the evil ones obviously and Phil ended up being with Satan and a creepy ass picture of Dan popped up and jumpscared me and Dan ended up being dead after going through a Lady door at a furry convention and dying because his tail got caught
Phil was really hot
In Dan’s box the options were hiding snacks from Phil, his houseplant shrine to Phil, and Kidz Bop tickets
Phil was fuckin deaf (poor old man i love him) and he came close to us and tried to hear what we were saying for like 5 minutes when someone said Kidz Bop
also the Kidz Bop on the Scroll was written Kids Bop but the s was crossed out and a Z was written over it ajkhdsakls
they talked a lot about how our actions have consequences and I know they were joking but also like calling the phandom in general out aklsdhasj
Phil was so beautiful and pretty
Our collective name was Linda
Dan was on the wheel and Phil missed all three times but he was close to Dan’s nips like 2/3 times
when phil came out wearing that torturing outfit...GOD HELP ME I FUCK HE LOOKED GOOD
Phil Lester’s nipple kink was THRIVING like nipples were mentioned a total of 6 times throughout the show
everyone started screaming when Dan stripped asdlhjasd
Phil was so cute holy fuck
Dan was cute too I guess I kinda loved him a lot and I wanted to just hold him
They did phantastic facts :’) got bless
Dan literally knew all the Phil questions and he called himself Phil trash #1
the question was “what was Phil’s second music video” and he guessed Toxic which was right
Phil was asked what Dan’s 2nd favorite color was and he literally could have said grey which was a normal answer but he said purple and got it wrong (Dan said it was silver)
the X rated Lester, Phil literally won all the times like UGH HIS MIND!
Dan had to make punching a baby & mayonnaise sound good rip akldhaskjd
Phil had to make “your sweet old grandma” sound bad and for the other 3 times he literally tied everything back to the sweet grandma actually being evil
THEY SAID MY FUCKIN NAME I DIED AND CRIED AND SHAT MYSELF AT THE SAME TIME I AJSHDKAJSDLKHAJSDKAJS DLKAHSDKJAHSLKDJHASKLDKASD
DAN SAID MY NAME AS AYNOOSH BUT SAID IT SUPER BRITISH AND HE’S VALID FOR IT
MY QUESTION WAS FOR THE DILEMMA AND PHIL HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN HIM GETTING ALL OF DAN’S CEREAL BUT IN TURN PHIL HAD TO SHARE HALF HIS STASH OF SWEETS WITH DAN BUT PHIL SAID NO HE WOULDNT I CANT BELIEVE I CAUSED #PHANDIVORCE
THEY SAID MY NAME AND ALL MY FRIENDS SCREAMED WHEN THEY HEARD MY NAME SAKJDHAKSJD
god bless @whatthepeoplewant for recording it I owe you my life literally
Dan would have to give up the Internet but Phil would die and Dan chose to save Phil and everyone was like awwwww
like bitch he couldn’t live a day without Phil,,,,,
for II worst predictions someone was like Kathryn would come onstage and Dan proposes and LITERALLY EVERYONE DIED BUT YALL KNOW DNP they turned around the words and said that dan would propose to kathryn and then Phil called dan his stepdad so...@ fic writers....
phil looked so fuckin amazing
Phil’s disstrack was funny as hell and Dan used a air gun to shoot out capita£ester bucks in the air ICONIC
When Dan and Phil started singing I was clutching my left boob the entire time and I was teary eyed, especially at the part when they said that they never imagined they would get this far
All in all, it was one of the best nights of my life and I met some amazing people! I wish I could relive it again every day but alas, reality. I’m so happy and the post II depression hasn’t hit yet but I know it will soon and :(. I felt so much love and laughter yesterday, and seeing dnp live was such an amazing experience. I’m sorry if I sounded like I was bragging or something but I’m not I just wrote everything so I have all my memories accurate. Thank you to everyone who sent me an ask or commented on my pictures on instagram! I hope this was a good summary for you guys!
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A Whole New World Pt.4
I groan loudly as I hear a knock on my door and I roll over and put a pillow over my head “Go awayyyy” I say feeling exhausted from last nights endeavors....last night... “Ahhhh” I groan louder this time my face flushing with embarrassment as I remember “Laxus” I whisper and giggle, “ugh stop you are acting so dumb you don’t even know him, sure he saved you from those dudes but still...He probably just felt sorry for you and he probably saves girls all the time. Bleh with his looks he probably has lots of girls... Probably has herpes too.” Still I can’t help but giggle and squeeze my pillow thinking about him, but immediately drop my smile “stop acting like a little girl” I whisper to myself
“Hannah if you don’t get up and out here I’m going to burn this door down, it’s 12pm I’ve been trying to get you up for like two hours but we don’t have phones here so I can’t text or call you. Get your ass up!!” Aaliyah yells through my door
I groan again but reluctantly roll out of bed and put on my old clothes, God we have got to get a job today and get money to go shopping, our clothing probably smells gross. We have worn and sweated in them one day too long. I open the door and stick my tongue out at Aaliyah who is waiting for me outside with her arms crossed, “well lets go get a job and get that bag” I say while walking out the exit with her.
We walk in and my stomach immediately starts rumbling, “dude we need food money asap” I say as we walk towards the bar and take our seats, I smile at Mirajane “Hi Hannah and Aaliyah it’s good to see you both, I hope you both slept well in your new rooms, also come to take me up on the free food order?”
My eyes light up “Oh yes please, I thought you might have been joking yesterday but I’m so glad you weren’t, we haven’t gone on a job yet so we are currently broke, haha” I say scratching the back of my head and grinning. She smiles back “I don’t joke about helping two newcomers out, give me a few minutes and I’ll be out with something for you both” She says with a wink.
“Damn, I think I have a girl crush on her dude.” I say to Aaliyah and we both laugh. A few minutes pass and Mirajane brings us two plates with sausage eggs and toast. My mouth waters “Thank you so much Mirajane” I say with a few dramatic tears in my eyes as I eat the delicious food. “You can call me Mira” Her smile seemed so sweet and pure, wow I really like it here, I wonder if everyone else is as nice as this. I look up at the second floor “Hey, Mira what’s up there? Is the second floor off limits, I don’t see anyone up there?” I ask while nibbling some of my toast. She nods while cleaning some drink glasses “Mm yes, the second floor has the S class job requests which is a rank you achieve by doing a promotion trial, its a series of tasks and compete against other wizards to test if you have the ability, talent and of course strength to get the title of S class. So far we only have three current S class wizards, four if you count me but I don’t really count myself since I don’t do those jobs. They are Gildarts who is always traveling on hard jobs and is almost never here, Erza who is also known at Titania and our strongest female wizard, not counting myself, and of course our masters grandson Laxus, he’s a bit distant from people not on his team but hes a softie deep down, don’t tell him I told you that.” She winked at me. “But S class jobs are usually much harder and more dangerous, but the reward is always much better, I always say the harder the task the more the jewels.”
I laugh and continue to eat my food, hmm s class jobs maybe I can use my camouflage to sneak up there and take a peek. I giggle to myself and Aaliyah gives me a look I just wave her off, we could use the money but I guess we can take a regular job today so we can at least have money for new clothing.
We are finishing up our food and a man with black hair and a chilly vibe comes and sits next to me “Hey, the names Gray, I haven’t seen you two around so I thought I would introduce myself. I’m an ice make wizard.” I shake his hand and smile “I’m Hannah and shes Aaliyah, I have erm, nature magic. And she has fire magic.” I say being vague with our powers just to keep it lowkey, don’t want everyone knowing we have origin magic, it might cause trouble.
When I look back at him after looking at Aaliyah while introducing her I make the biggest ‘WTF’ face ever “Ummm, you seem to have... lost your clothing...” I say awkwardly trying to not look at his damn six pack right in front of me while blushing. Gray looks down a yells “Damnit sorry not again!” I give a little snort, I guess this guy strips, what, unconsciously? “Pfft” These people are something else. I giggle blushing at his crazy antics and then suddenly a dark shadow casts over me and a man steps right in between my stool and grays blocking my sight of him “Oh Laxus you are back, how was the job” I look up and my blush gets ten times worse just looking at him and remembering last night too.
I turn back in my seat back to my food, staring at my plate “It was fine, normal stuff, boring mostly.” He says nonchalantly and I risk sneaking a peak at him and we make eye contact and for a split second I see a small smirk on his face before he looks away. I huff in annoyance, jeez whats with this dude he might be hot but hes kind of annoying me, he seems so arrogant and full of himself, probably a leo too. “Hey Gray go put clothes on I’m gonna sit here.” He says as his presence alone causes Gray to move out of his chair and just nod. I raise my eyebrows and turn back to my food trying to finish faster. I turn away from Laxus to Aaliyah and she gives me a look “I’ll tell you later” I whisper and I grab her arm “time to get a job for once in our lives” I say as I jump off my stool and pull Aaliyah along with me to the request board. I can’t even be around him without feeling crazy, hmph I’ll just avoid him then, easy enough thanks to jobs.
We walk over to the bulletin board with job flyers all over it and a man standing staring at them, I smile “Hi I’m Hannah and this is Aaliyah, we are new” We both smile at him “are you looking for a job too, we’ve never taken a job before” I say to him as I look them over. “Hah, yeah right Nab never takes a job he just stands there all day staring.” A man shouts from a table near the board. Nab turns around “Yeah right Max I’m going to take a job one of these days I’m just waiting for one that only I can do!” I giggle at them and Nab turns to me “So what kind of magic do you two use” He asks “well, I use nature magic and she uses fire magic” He looks around and grabs one “This one might be a good one for your first job, not too hard but the pay is decent” I look at the flyer ‘Need help relighting our magic lanterns with long lasting fire, reward 100,000 jewels’ I hand it to Aaliyah “I think you can do it, I mean the pay is good to we split it and both get 50,000.” Aaliyah looks at me “Why would we split it I’d be doing all the work” I give her a fake shocked look “Oh my my, but we are a teammmm we are traveling together, teams split the reward, besides next time we will get a job that uses my magic and I’ll split it with you too.” I grin “Lets go, thanks Nab! I hope you find that job and it was good to meet you” I say waving and he smiles back “You too Hannah, Aaliyah, just clear the job with Mirajane before you go!”
I rush over to Mira and hold out the flyer to her while purposely pretending Laxus wasn’t sitting right there and forcing myself not looking at him. Just act like he doesn’t exist then everything is fine, I keep chanting that to myself. Mira smiles and hands the flyer back to me “It looks good for you two good luck on your first job and don’t push yourself too hard!” Me and Aaliyah thank her and wave goodbye as we leave.
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Mira watches as Hannah and Aaliyah stroll out of the guild hall to their first job “My, what strange girls, and their magic power... It’s like nothing I’ve ever felt before” She says to herself before looking at Laxus with a raised eyebrow “What was that then hmmm” She says slyly while grinning “Does the big bad Laxus Drayer have an interest in our newcomer Hannah” He just stars at her before scoffing and downing the rest of his drink, standing up and walking away. Mira giggles “Oh this is very interesting” She says to herself while cleaning Laxus mug.
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“SO! The village is just up a few mile north of Magnolia, jeez as soon as we make money we can take a train next time, no wonder everyone here is so fit looking they work out doing jobs and hiking around towns. My legs are gonna be so dead by the time we get there. God I bet it looks beautiful in the fall and winter though, I can’t wait.” I say while smiling and me and Aaliyah walk down the dirt path towards a small town called Aspen village.
When we reach the town we see the flyer said to go to the mayors house so we ask around until someone tells us where it is. We knock on the door and a tall elderly man answers the door. “Hello sir, we are wizards from Fairy Tail here to do the job you requested!” I say and me and Aaliyah smile at him.
“Ah yes, thank you, every year or so we need wizards to relight them with special long lasting fire instead of wasting money on resources for the lights. Just go around and light each one then come back and I’ll have your reward.It interesting to have a different fire wizard this time, we usually have a very destructive but boisterous young man who comes, it’s good to see new faces though, you Fairy Tail wizards are always so kind. ” He says to us and we smile then head out into the town again.
“Hmm looks like you have competition for best fire wizard in the guild then, we haven’t met him yet he sounds.. Interesting, I’ll try not to judge before meeting him.” I say poking Aaliyah in the side.
She laughs “yeah okay he’s probably better than me right now, but we just got here, he’s been here his whole life, probably learning magic since he was little, so it’s not exactly fair to compare yet, but hey Ignis said our origin magic has the potential to be stronger than any wizard in this world if we train enough. So eventually I can probably beat him if I had to.” I nod at her words
We walk along the street, Aaliyah lighting each street light as we come across them. “Hm, it is weird, to know you control such powerful magic, I could sense Laxus’s power last night, honestly it was the most intense thing I have ever felt, I don’t want to get on his bad side, I guess that means they can sense our magic too then. I wonder if it feels strong or weak right now, pfft my guess is weak, at least for now.”
Aaliyah is about to light another street light but she stops and turns to me “wait what do you mean Laxus last night? What the hell, tell me everything right now”
“AHG” I say forgetting I hadn’t told her yet about last night events “crap, I forgot to tell you, I was going to but then he showed up this morning and distracted the pants off of me, not in a sexual sense, well kind of, but also that other dudes pants too. Wow this is a weird world man.” I say while laughing really loud. Aaliyah laughs with me as we keep walking and she works on the street lights “Soooo stop avoiding it what happened, you two didn’t....Hook upppp did you??”
My face flushes “WHAT, oh my lord stop playing around, a man like that would never want a girl like me, I mean get real did you see the girls around the guild, they all look so much better than me and I mean him and Mira would make such a good match, shes an S class, or former S class wizard and he is too, I mean I heard that her and this other girl Erza are the two most powerful girls in the guild. They would make a great couple, I can’t compete with that, and I bet he has hordes of girls and fans who he could have any time he wants.” I say fake smiling “Besides I don’t like him, I just think hes hot, I don’t even know the man.”
Aaliyah looks at me “Righhhhht, first off you are gorgeous, stop acting like you aren’t, the other girls might be pretty too but that doesn’t make you any less hot, stop putting yourself down, and pffft who cares about being powerful besides the fact that we ARE strong, Ignis and Terra told us we are remember we have origin magic which is apparently I don’t know TERRIFYING, we just need to train! And don’t you like being weaker than the man, who knows maybe he wants a girl he can protect and be strong for.” She says while throwing up another flame into the street light. “NOW stop avoiding the subject and making me go off on a rant, what happened last night!”
I sigh and dip my head and retell the events of last night. She looks shocked “Are you serious, you went out alone, at night, in a city we just got to, and you got lost HAHA, oh man I’m sorry I shouldn’t laugh, that sucks I would have beat those dudes down. I guess its good Laxus was there, man why didn’t you use your magic?” I let out another dramatic sigh
“I don’t knooooow, I was just so terrified it’s like my brain stopped working, I’m really glad he was there, who knows what would have happened, God it’s kinda cliche though isn’t it. Like a damn movie.” I say rolling my eyes but blush thinking about how it ended. “Still I think he might like you, that little way he teased you when he brought you back, now I would have killed to see your face when he did that, I bet you were so embarrassed, honestly it’s weird that he heard you though, we were pretty far away from him when you said it... Maybe it’s part of his magic?” She adds.
“Eh?” I furrow my brows “But he has lightning magic how does advanced hearing go with that” She shrugs “Maybe lightning is just his main magic, and he has some other abilities too, you make him sound strong enough to take down this whole town, who knows what he has under his sleeve.” I giggle.
“Oh I KNOW he has GODLY biceps I haven’t seen him shirtless but I just know, under that sexy coat he always wears he has the biggest arms that could rival The Rocks.” Aaliyah looks at me, “Hannah you are drooling.” I quickly whip my hand up to my face “Oh haha, nice one, I can’t wait till you see a hot magic wizard man and I get to tease you about it.”
“So far not one man has caught my eye I’ll tell you that.” She says and I hum “Suree, just wait it’ll happen and when it does I’ll be righhhht there waiting.” I cross my arms as I walk beside her, “there we go, that should be the last one I think, I tried to think in my head burn for a very long time please, while lighting each one. I hope they actually stay for a while or I’ll feel pretty shitty.”
I laugh “who knows with our origin magic you might have accidentally made them burn forever and then we won’t ever get to come back and make more money here.” Her eyes widen “Do you think I could actually do that, that’s kind of scary.”
“Pffff, who knows, we honestly don’t know our true strength yet, I mean I can do camouflage why couldn’t you create I don’t know, infinity flames.” I say while waving my hands dramatically.
We walk back to the mayors house and get our reward, 50,000 jewels each. We wave goodbye to the mayor and head off back to Magnolia.
“Look we can take the train now, but we should probably buy a bag or purse to keep our money in when we get back. Hey are you okay?” I say to Aaliyah and she nods “Yeah just glad we can take the train, using all that magic really drained me, I don’t think I could walk back home.”
We buy our train tickets and board, “Gosh, we really need to train, we can’t save the world if this drains us, maybe we can get a mentor? Someone who can teach us how to use our magic” I suggest
“Yeah but we could just call up the origin ghosts, they said we could contact them if we had questions, I mean they are ghosts what else do they have to do all day.” Aaliyah says looking sleepy. “Hm, yeah but I think It would be better if we got someone actually living, maybe we can ask who we should ask to be our mentors though, I bet they know a bunch of powerful wizards with the same kind of magic as us.” Aaliyah just nods and we eventually reach Magnolia.
“Okay, I know you are tired but we should go shopping, we really need new clothing, and a bag and some food, then we go home.” I say as we get off the train.
We walk through the streets of Magnolia until we find a clothing shop and I drag Aaliyah inside. We both go around the shop and I find a cute olive green romper with a matching headband, “Hmm, 10,000 jewels, I’ll take it” I buy the outfit and buy a bag to go with the outfit and to keep my money in. Aaliyah picks out a cute black tank top with red pants, a matching black bag and “Ohh look at us we both have headbands, we are so cute. Come on food is next!” I say hurriedly as we run off to the market.
We both pick out different ingredients and two different cook books to use, I go to reach for a bag of chips that look yummy but my hand connects with someone else reaching for the same bag. An electric current runs all the way up my arm “Jesus, you scared me sorry I mean you can take them.” I look up at him and I fidget looking down at some other snacks as he grabs the bag of chips and buys them. “Here” he says as he hands them to me and walks off down the street.
I blink a few times... “Uhm, thanks..” I can feel the heat in my face again, but he was already gone. “Stop stop, it was just a weird conicidence and he was just being nice.” I say smacking myself in the face a few times and Aaliyah walks over looking at me weird “Stop looking at me like that!!” I snap “AHG sorry god he always has to show up at weird times doesn’t he.”
“Dude Laxus again?!” Aaliyah says “What happened now?”
“BAH he tried to grab a bag of chips I was also trying to grab to buy and duh our stupid hands touched, dumbass lightning wizard I got shocked. And then he bought them after I said he could have them and he gave them to me, the nerve!” I say with a huff. Aaliyah laughs “Oh man, this is so funny, you like him so bad it hurts.” I glare at her “Hell no, come on lets go home”
I turn around and walk back towards Fairy Hills. We both go into my dorm “I’ll cook tonight I think i got some good stuff, and this cookbook has so many recipes I’m excited to try!”
We get to work in the kitchen and make braised fish with miso soup. We eat and laugh together, “man I feel more like an adult here than I ever did back home” I say while eating some soup.
“I mean we are only 18 it’s not like we had to instantly become adults at 18″ Aaliyah says and I sigh “I know I know but I just feel like at least I’m accomplishing something, I never felt like I did anything in our world, I feel like I have a purpose here, and I’m glad we came to this world together, I don’t know if I could have been here by myself.” We both smile and I add “hey I wonder what the drinking age is here.” Aaliyah scoffs “of course you would want to know”
“Come onnnn it could be funn, I wonder what wizard alcohol tastes like, haha oh I bet they have hot springs we can visit, ohhh I’m so excited even though the world is gonna end and we have to stop it and we need to train, I don’t care right now. I’m just excited to explore and have fun too!” We both laugh and talk the rest of the night, just like back home.
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Sucking at Keeping Secrets / Day 5: Hurt/Comfort
(Wow I am SUPER late with this entry for @juminzenweek *sweats ;;;;* but I promised I’d do all the prompts, no matter how long it takes. I hope you enjoy, a fair warning, this one definitely breaks the fourth wall.)
MC: Haha that’s so funny! ZEN: I can’t believe anyone finds Seven’s memes funny 707: God Seven Oh Seven never fails to amuse~ (ᵔᴥᵔ) MC: It’s always great to chat with you all MC: Ah, if only you were all real ZEN: ? What do you mean? 707: MC NO!! 707: This is not that kind of universe! MC: Oh MC: Shit ZEN: What?? ZEN: Oi, don’t go quiet! ZEN: ??? WTF is going on??! MC: I’m sorry Zen, I didn’t plan on reaching a bad ending 707: MC, you’re making it worse ZEN: A bad ending? What? 707: Well I suppose we might as well explain it now MC: It’s okay Zen, you will probably forget next reset
*** Zen hadn’t replied to his messages at all. At first Jumin worried that having their first… tryst in his office yesterday had been a bad idea. Maybe he had scared off the albino by making him wear cat ears. A quick check in the morning chatroom confirmed that the situation was worse. Much worse. The lights were off in the basement apartment when Jumin stepped out of the car, making him wonder if Zen was home. Ringing the doorbell twice brought no sign of life and he was about to leave when the door opened. He had never seen Zen this disheveled. Hair all over the place, expression wild, even his posture was poor; the Zen he knew that worried meticulously over his appearance was nowhere to be found. “Jumin.” Zen’s expression brightened at seeing him before it faltered again. He walked back inside and Jumin let himself in. “I’m surprised you’re still so peppy after the big reveal in the chatroom.” Zen said morose, lying down on the couch. Jumin sat down on the armrest. “I honestly don’t really know how to process it.” Even now his voice waivered recalling what he had read. MC’s confession that they were all part of some game and Luciel’s confirmation that yes, they weren’t real. Jumin had a hard time reading keeping his cool when Luciel brought out evidence that MC was never part of their world in the first place. It was all unbelievable… But Zen believed it. And it hurt to see him crumble like that. Assistant Kang looked like she expected it when he had rushed out of the office and asked for Driver Kim. “Why is this so important to you?” Zen shot up and glared at him. “Because! If we are just characters in a game, it means all the pain we went through in our past was written in on purpose to make us suffer! Hell, they could have at least written me more successful…” The way he pouted brought a smile to Jumin’s face. “There must have been a good reason for it. If anything, I like the way you are.” Zen flopped back down. “So do I, but… it would have been nice to still have a good bond with my brother.” Oof. Family had always been a difficult subject for them both, but he knew Zen had it worse with no one supporting him. Zen looked genuinely upset and Jumin could tell he was fighting the tears threatening to fill the rim of his beautiful red eyes. Carefully, Jumin laid himself down next to Zen, who instantly placed his head on top of Jumin’s shoulder and wrapped an arm around his waist. “MC said we’d forget everything next time she ‘resets’. I don’t know exactly what that means, but I am terrified. I don’t want to forget everything. Especially this.” Jumin felt a pang in his heart. It would mean once again, they would start off hating each other again. Mutually pining for the other again while thinking it would never work out. Even if they didn’t know what they once had… How many times had the world reset? Did he want to know? He shook his head, focusing back on the present. There had to be something they could do. An idea jumped to mind. A mad idea, but everything was pure madness now. “Do they know? MC and Luciel I mean.” “Know what?” “What we have done? The… You know.” The raven-haired man blushed uncharacteristically. Even after they had scandalous sex in his office, he couldn’t say it out loud. “…I don’t think so. Why?” “What if we gave MC a reason not to want to reset?” Zen peered at him curiously when he gave the albino man a sly grin.
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MC: FOR REAL?!?! Jumin Han: We’re not joking. ZEN: We discovered each other’s feelings a few weeks ago Jaehee Kang: The entire office and I found out the unfortunate way -,- MC: OMG ZEN: Sadly it won’t mean much when you reset the game *sadface* MC: Oh hell no, this is the best thing ever! MC: I’m never resetting!!!! 8D MC: OMG I have to make screenshots of this for stumblr brb 707: You sneaky fucks ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) 707: Well done ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ ) Jumin Han: I can’t believe you knew all this time and didn’t tell us, Luciel. 707: I can’t help it that I’ve been written as the meta-breaker. ZEN: Can we go back to talking like normal? ZEN: This is just way too confusing for me Jumin Han: Good idea. Yoosung: WAIT, JUMIN AND ZEN ARE TOGETHER??? V: I guess you did not see it coming. Saeran: Whoever is providing you with those blind jokes needs to stop it before I punch them through their screen Jaehee Kang: ;;;;
#juminzenweek#juminzen#juzen#zumin#jumin x zen#zenmin#jumizen#fourth wall breaking#so much#reset theory#drabble#fanfiction#mysme#mystic messenger#sucking at keeping secrets#day 5#hurt/comfort
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321.
you ever played “call of duty”? did you like it? are you into those types of video games at all? i think i have once. not my sorta game.
do you like to cook for people, or do you order to be cooked for? has anyone ever told you that you were a good cook? i like to cook but hardly have any time. so i just cook whatever’s at home or go out to eat.
do you have any clocks in your house that chime when the hour changes? do those types of clocks annoy you? no they’d annoy the hell out of me.
what is your usual hair style? do you tend to wear the same style every day, or do you switch it up a lot? i usually wear my hair down either curly or straight.
have you had the same doctor pretty much your whole life, or have you went to a bunch of different ones over the years? have you ever been to the doctor thinking something was horribly wrong with you, but it turned out to be something minor? tbh i’ve had different doctors throughout my life but i’ve stuck to the same practice for years now. hmm i only go to the doctors if something feel wrong and most of the time i’m right.
are there any stores you feel uncomfortable going into (ex: if you dress girly, do you feel uncomfortable going into hot topic)? are there any stores that you refuse, or just never go in to? no i don’t care at all. if i need to buy something in a certain store i’ll go in there however i’m dressed.
do you look in mirrors a lot, or do you try to avoid them? how many mirrors are in your house? i don’t seek to look at mirrors but if one is around i’ll just check my face, teeth etc.
what do you think is the greatest invention of all time? why? are there any inventions you wish had never been made? nearly everything in modern society. cars, planes, light, electricity, phones, the internet etc.
are you proud of yourself? do you feel that you’ve accomplished (or will accomplish) the things you want in your life? what other person are you the most proud of and why? i’m not that proud of myself but i have to remind myself i’ve made quite a few achievements. i just know i can do better.
did you ever have a terrible roommate? what did they do that bothered you so much? no, i still live at home. when i move out it’ll be with my husband to be surely.
if someone has a problem with something you’ve done, do you prefer they confront you directly? why or why not? when you’re the one who needs to tell someone about a problem, what’s your method of doing so? yes i prefer they come to me directly. i would do the same too. it doesn’t have to be confrontational, we’re all adults so working things out in a professional manner is all that needs to be done.
do you like the color gray? yes.
is it possible to love someone if you don’t love yourself? yes.
do you believe happiness can exist without sadness? not really.
what hospital in your area would you most recommend for good treatment? the one closest to me? idk.
who is the best person you’ve ever “met” online? my boyfriend. technically i first made contact with him online even though most of my friends went to his school.
who is the most versatile actor ever? idk, not much of a movie buff.
do you ever nap and wake up and forget what day it is? hell yeah.
what was your maternal grandmother’s first name? angelina.
what was the last video message you received on your phone? probably a snap?
would you kiss someone you didn’t have feelings for? if i were single.
what would your dream engagement ring look like? no idea. i haven’t looked properly.
is someone hurting you mentally at the moment? nah.
do you feel like no one understands you? sometimes.
have you ever attempted to drown yourself? nope.
would you rather deal with all your emotions at once, or none at all? all at once but i need to be alone in my own space.
what’s the best sex scene in a movie you’ve ever seen? no idea.
is pornography evil or are you neutral about it? i’m neutral. it’s not something i watch. i just don’t like how it creates an unrealistic expectation of sex.
do you prefer to be monogamous, or are you more a casual dater or swinger? monogamous.
does your pet wear a collar? yeah.
what is your favorite song in “the sound of music”? 16 going on 17. is that what it’s called?
what would you do if your mom/dad saw a hickey on you? idk if they’d say anything.
you’ve just had an argument with the guy you like, and you walk away. do you want them to leave you alone? it depends what the argument is about. if i say ‘leave me alone’, it’s for real though.
have you ever read any self-help books? nah.
do you thank the bus driver? yes.
have you ever had your heart broken? no.
when was the last time you flirted? haha idk how to flirt anymore. but probably my boyfriend.
are good-byes easy or hard for you? depends how long until i’ll see them.
whatcha listening to? nothing.
what do you feel about our president? my country is run by a prime minister.
do you remember the song, blue (da ba dee) by eiffel 65? yep.
if you told someone how far have you have gone with the opposite sex, how would others view you? normal, i guess?
do you have a secret that you’ve never told ANYONE? yeah probably. nothing that’s actually a secret but there’s things about me no one knows. like how i fill out surveys here, for example.
would you care if your last ex fell in love with someone else? no.
what’s something you really want right now, be honest? sleep.
were your parents married when they had you? yes.
are they married now? technically yes but they’re separated.
would you marry someone 30 years older than you if they had millions? nah. it’s too much of a hassle to be a gold digger.
how long were employed at your last job? my last job about 4 years.
if you found out you were pregnant who would you tell first? my boyfriend.
what did you do when you hung out with the last person you kissed? had dinner, went out, went back to my place, hooked up.
do you prefer online classes or real classes? real. i’d have no motivation to do online courses.
do you like documentaries? have you ever watched one and find it boring? i like them, i’m just picky on which ones to watch.
if you had to choose, would you rather be an alcoholic or pothead? er... neither tbh.
do you hate your ex? no.
do you like kids? not all kids. but yeah, sure.
are your eyes the same color as your mom’s or dad’s? yes.
do you think too much or too little? too much.
does anyone know your facebook password? other than me, nah.
have you ever seen the last person you kissed without their shirt on? yes.
…what about their pants? yes.
did you ever rip off a barbie doll head? no.
how many people have you slept with (sexually not actually sleeping)? one.
do you have any sort of ongoing health problem? probably.
are you a teenager and yet want a baby? i’m not a teen.
would you date a guy with a prince albert? hahaha it’s not something i’d judge a guy on.
do you think you are a hick? no.
have you ever told someone to their face that they were ugly? as a joke.
have you ever swallowed a watermelon seed? most probably.
what would be worse - going out in public with no bra or no panties? for me, no panties.
would you ever let your child drop out of high school? it depends on the reason. if they had a solid plan for their future and it’s the reason why they’re dropping out then i don’t mind.
honestly, do you think that inner beauty is as important as outer beauty? yes.
do you pronounce ��aunt” like “awnt” or “ant”? awnt i think.
have you ever seen wayne’s world? yeah but ages ago.
what was your favorite video game as a child? the sims.
list five things you’re currently thinking about: how late it is, what i’m doing tomorrow, wtf i’m doing with my life, i need sleep, idk.
is the last person you kissed a virgin? no.
have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? no.
what was the last video you added to your favorites on youtube? i forgot.
do you have any morbid interests? nah.
eat breakfast or skip it? i love breakfast but i always wake up too late to eat it.
favorite disney channel show? i never watched disney channel growing up.
do you believe in jesus? well yeah, hasn’t it been proven he actually existed?
would you ever get a tattoo in a “naughty” place? no.
are your ears gauged? no.
is there a band you like that many others dislike? which? idk. most likely idc.
do you play pokemon go? i did when it came out last year.
are you a bad influence? nah.
be honest. have you had any dirty thoughts today? yes.
honestly, have you ever danced naked? no.
is smoking pot a turn off? nah.
have you ever scared yourself? prob.
on facebook, do you have people listed as your siblings who aren’t really your siblings? i think one of my friends are still listed as a sibling lol.
is it ever okay for a woman to ask out a man? duh.
how important is it for a significant other to be good with kids? pretty important, especially if there’s potential to have kids together in the future.
when did your last relationship end? i’m still in it.
did your father go to college? yes.
do you plan on going to college? i’ve already finished.
ever seen a burning building in person? no, just cars.
do you like gore? no.
do you own any choker/collar necklaces? yes.
did you have a “scene” phase? yeah but i never went all out. i’d just tease my hair during my own time and take stupid photos for myspace. never went out like that in public though.
how often do you shave your legs, if at all? why do/don’t you? during winter hardly ever since you can’t see my leg hairs anyway. in summer maybe once a week, my leg hairs grow slowly.
are you dressing up for halloween this year? idk yet.
were you ever obsessed with the jonas brothers? just during their camp rock phase.
do you ever feel like life is going by too fast? yes.
do you pay for your own things? yes.
have you ever gotten in trouble on the internet? once our internet provider sent us an email telling us to cease downloading torrents lmao. i forgot what movie it was for damn.
honestly, have you ever had lice? i don’t think so...
do you think it’s possible to be in a long relationship without having sex? of course it’s possible.
where did you last bleed from and why? a pimple lol.
has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? yes.
what do you like most about making out? what it eventually leads up to.
have you ever had a guy put his hand in your shirt? yes.
what is the last thing you stapled?
paper.
who was your first prom date?
i didn’t have one. we weren’t allowed to bring people from other schools so i just went with my friends.
have you ever been slapped in the face?
no.
have you ever touched a snake?
yes.
are you lonely? no.
do you like condoms? personally no.
are you good at editing pictures?
i’m not good but i know how to do it.
are you any good at public speaking?
not good, not bad.
would you have kids with the last person you kissed? someday.
have you ever thought of making love in a dressing room? no, i think dressing rooms are dirty. some of them smell like feet.
do you know anyone who tries to steal everyone’s boyfriend? no.
do you appreciate raunchy humor? sometimes.
have you ever looked up porn on the internet? yeah.
did you ever try cutting yourself? no.
do you like to tell people who you like? sure.
ever been institutionalized? no.
ever hold a newborn animal? nope. well puppies but they were already a month old.
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You: no one asked for another one of these
Me: yeah i know sorry i just have a lot of emotions and shit lately
(Haha thats a lie all i feel lately is annoyed and pain)
Anyway yes I’m going to complain more about life cause i have some emotions i need to get out and shit. Okay I’m very much a night owl, I have been my whole life, I work better t night and just love the night sky and shit. However 8th grade I was really, super, hella depressed cause of family stuff and school and being totally alone and you know the depression (thanks genes!), so I’d be absolutely TERRIFIED to be left alone with my thoughts. I’d stay up all night on youtube or some cringey website or on tumblr just so I didn’t have to lay in bed and think. Also very closeted, very depressed baby Alex had no idea wtf a healthy coping mechanism was, so I cut and it was bad like an every night thing cause after I did I was suddenly really tired and could almost sleep instantly once it hit like 2-3 am. Anyway I fucked my sleeping schedule up at a very young age, so that habit never left and the earliest I go to bed anymore is 12-12:30, whatever im used to it, not good for me but whatever. Then summer started and I didn’t sleep till like 1am-2am so I chalked it up to “it’s summer whatever”, but then it was 2 am-3am and I thought that was a one time thing, but nope. Now (as in the past week/week and a half ish) I’m lucky to get 2-3 hours of sleep and even then I’m up at like 9 am. As you can imagine this has lead to a good amount of problems, but first one additional thing. Now it’s just me and my mom at our house, but because of hour cuts and paying for school and catching up on bills and other shit we don’t really have a ton of money which means we don’t have a ton of food which means what we have we have to make last. With that being said back track to me getting 2-3 hours of sleep, now my body’s tired and I’m exhausted I just wont go to fucking sleep, but I’m hungry as hell. We didn’t have cereal and milk for awhile, so that left me with pasta like I said I’m exhausted so pasta involves cooking, but I couldn’t do it. I knew I’d be too tired half way through the water boiling to finish let alone eat anything. Also cause we don’t have a ton of money I’d get 2 free meals a day in school so I wouldn’t go a whole day (or week) without eating real food (i mean it was gross government food but it got the job done), but in summer I didn’t get that so I just havent eaten really all summer like i could probably count on my hands how many actual meals ive eaten all summer. So the not eating mixed with the not sleepings fucking awful as you can imagine.I had a headache so bad I had to close my curtains put on sunglasses cover my head with a blanket and put my ice on my head in an attempt to help ease the pain, but WAIT THERES MORE. Every bone in my body constantly feels like it needs to crack and im just constantly really achey (idk if that has to do anything but it hurts like hell) Ive tried stretching and resting but it doesnt help, BUT THERES EVEN MORE!! The not eating!! I can feel my stomach being totally empty besides some water and that shit fucking hurts (idk how baby Alex did that shit) AND A FINAL THING your boy was born with god awful child bearing parts and guess what came up?! That’s right devil week so i feel like someones just stabbing me with a pitchfork while also trying to eject food thats not there. Therefore the past few nights Ive basically been clutching my stomach and head, the heating pad isnt helping, and pain killers arent helping much.
At this point youre probably like “dude just some nyquil” which yeah youre right i should but we didnt have extra money this week to buy any and we dont have any so thats why i didnt do that. Also like I said before I /am/ tired, im really fucking tired and i dont really have thoughts its more like fast and loud static and like energy i have to get out or i get uncomfortable, so the past few nights (last night was really bad) Im up clutching and rocking and snapping and tapping my feet just trying to get rid of that energy. It comes a little bit in the day i was talking to a friend and typing so fucking fast while also thinking about some oc idea and then BAM no energy at fucking all like i had to lay down. This also leads into ive been trying to read out loud to myself so i can try to get my voice lower cause my voice bothers the hell out of me, but i cant focus for longer than like 5 minutes cause of loud static and extra energy and being tired and my eyes being tired so its really frustrating.
The thing is i go to a psychiatrist for my meds and what she told me (idk if this is true everywhere or just how she is) that i had like textbook bipolar but becaue at the time i was ike 14/15 they didnt want to diagnose it cause i was still young. Bipolar runs in my family, just like depression and anxiety, so i wasnt super suprised by that and as i got older i got less scared (theres nothing scary about people with bipolar btw i just didnt know what to expect or think cause of how i saw it in like movies and stuff) i thought maybe i wasnt and i just had highs and lows like everyone else, but looking back i can see that the highs and lows were really extreme and like i said before i was super suicidal last year and just kinda gave up and earlier this summer it took a lot of energy to do anything, but this isnt like doing reckless things kinda high like it normally is and it fucking suck ass guys. On top of that my ever so supporting lately mother was like “look up manic episodes” so i told her i know what it is but she just pushed to look it up so i did and of course i made a joke about increased sexual activity (which my virgin is not) and looked like yes i know. (side note dw too much im going to the doctors tomorrow and im gonna see what i can do about my meds and stuff).
So yeah sorry for another shitty life update (not including tons of dysphoria, isolation, and more self hate but whatevs)
#personal#tw suicide mention#tw self harm#i also mention not eating but it wasnt/isnt like an ed#i dont think so anyway#its mostly me talking about my mental health and being in pain almost always#sorry for another one of these#honestly i might start posting one once a week to get some shit out
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Vegas 2017
Okay I promised a massive write up so here we go. LOL this is my ENTIRE trip fyi not just the shows. but CLEARLY the shows and all the stuff that goes with it is in here in large quantities. Under the cut:
I'm just starting off with something that i'm not going to be writing this pretty because it's 1:30am lol. Anyway... So I got there at like nearly 11pm their time which was my like 2am lol and finally got to the shuttle area and got on (next time im skipping the shuttles and just using lyft) and then the dude forgot about me and this other woman and so it took a MILLION YEARS!! to get to the hotel and I was late :( like wtf we were supposed to be like the 2nd people dropped off. RIDICULOUS!! lol thank goodness they at least had a room but it was a smoking room and SUPER creepy lmao but we got to switch the next day thank goodness. SO anyway all i did once i got there was eat part of a creepy sandwhich (lol) and video chat my mother who was also amused by the creepiness of the room when I showed her LOL and then showered and attempted to sleep... I had barely got asleep when Kayley got there and she had keys to the room but they didn't work weirdly and knocked on the door to which i promptly fell out of the bed hahaha and let her in and it was odd because it was like Hi there first time meeting face to face but it didn't feel that way at all and we just talked and then fell asleep ahahha and then when we FINALLY got up we were like ok well let's go downstairs and walk around before we leave. So, we're in the casino when suddenly this guy that worked there was all "Hold up, how you gonna wear a Three's Company shirt without the original cast?" to Kayley (the start of one hilarious day of wearing that shirt tbh) and we were amused and we started talking to this guy and he was just VERY enthusiastic over Three's Company. And he was like yelling about it in the middle of the casino lmao he was not a Terri fan whatsoever. hahaha This went on for like at least 10 minutes. It was super amusing. Then after that we went to the box office and got our tickets for the shows and then we were just walking around and suddenly I spotted Ryan (why was it always me who spotted everyone? good grief!) and I was like OH my god THERE's RYAN!! and she was like WHERE?? and I was like seriously? you can't see the giant at the poker table?! LMAO finally she saw him and we got the giggles!! and we were like omg and we walked around again just to like look at Ryan. Hahahaha and then that's when I noticed Jeff at the bar. LOL and I didn't say anything at first because I wasn't sure if it was him so I made us walk by it again and sure enough it was and I was like oh man there's Jeff and she was like where? and I was like over there! and we were just standing there and i was pointing (thank goodness he had his back to us lmao) and I was like I know it's him because he's wearing one of those ugly hats LMAO (it's ok rob wears them too sometimes) then the rest of the time was spent walking around for a few because I was trying to decide if the woman he was talking to was actually Cassandra or an old woman because apparently she looks like an old woman to me. Or at least from the side/back. hahahaha but then we got the giggles too bad and I literally was like nope we have to go our room NOW. I was like I must banish us!! I did not want to be seen acting like a giggling 12 year old lmao...so we got up there and then had a major giggle attack and once we calmed down we then went back down and walked around a bunch more we were trying to figure out if we could approach or not but we never ended up doing it but I did at least discover it was in fact Cassandra when we got the courage up to walk a little closer. hahahaha then we were like okay this is ridiculous we are ridiculous and we decided we had to get something to eat cuz neither of us had eaten anything and it was like 3pm lmao (we be creepin) so we went to the restaurant there at the hotel and that's when we were like ok so we don't have any time to do like half of what we wanted to do that day since we spent so much of it either sleeping or creeping lmao so we ended up just going out and walking around a lot and getting ice cream, and giggling over it because #thegoldencone
Throughout this entire time random dudes just kept commenting on her shirt. Like nonstop. one even sang the theme song to us lmao! It was really funny and so random...we appreciated it!!! SOOOO...fast forward to the show! We get there to wait to go in and decide to take pics with the poster because why not?
Hahaha took some pics for other girls and they took some for us... and then when Kayley was taking mine I just pointed and had no idea but I was ironically pointing at Jeff I was amuse dby this and there was a guy watching it happening who was laughing at me and i was like listen here pally, i love them a lot ok? (in my head) he was gone when i was done hahahaha
so we get inside and see our seats and are slightly surprised with wherethey were (it looked diff online) but still impressed cuz SO CLOSE. and we are giddy and happy and everything
and thennnn we find out we do get to fill out sentences which was great though this time around neither of us got any of them read. but that's OK. and then when Greg came out he was asking the questions he normally asks and he asked like what is your favorite movie? and I yelled out The Nutty Professor because I knew I wanted to yell out a jerry movie because well it's jerry but i wanted one that the majority of people would actually know (it's not actually my fave) and he was like "oh wow i wasn't expecting that" very amused HAHA and then he ya know announced them to come out and i about lost my shit when jeff and ryan came out lmao i cheered for joel but i wasn't as keen on him at this point (i mean i didn't hate him!! i liked him!! i just wasn't all !!!! but it's changed now!!) and then it started. it was a sort of odd show i feel like at first they took a little longer to get going. I mean they were still super funny but they were kinda awkward about it for a bit?? And after talking to joel i understand why, they weren't used to being so far away from the crowd. I sadly can't remember as much about the first show as I can the second. Hopefully Kayley can help fill in some blanks and remind me. Lol. I mean there was the ICONIC sentences game. Some super loud drunk dude down front yelled out Poultry Porn for a suggestion lmaoo and they went with it and it was WILD. Ryan was an ex starlet turned CHICKEN pornstar (and Jeff's sorta semi ex lover) who was just happy to still be on film LMAO. it was a whole thing. Nonstop really inappropriate shit happened. At one point the actual guy who suggested it was like "THIS IS SO WRONG" outloud and Jeff was like "YOU FUCKING SUGGESTED IT!" LMAO at one point there was some oohs and ahhs cuz it just was getting REALLY wild and disturbing...I think at one point I was just like "oh my god what the hell is happening in front of right now" out loud and I know for sure Ryan heard it cuz he was right infront of me at the time and he kinda was laughing. There was a really great cock joke in there (because chickens) i wish i could remember it. ugh. And then Jeff was all IT'S TIME! and Made Ryan have to pretend to be in a porno with a chicken and it ended with Ryan JERKING OFF A CHICKEN LMAOOOOOOOOOOO and Jeff walked back out and was all OK LET'S STOP IT THERE and Ryan was like REALY? REALLY? IT SHOULD HAVE STOPPED LONG BEFORE THAT!! LMAO His face was PRICELESS. omg... hahahaha and from there it got wild!! lmao Then the girl sitting next to me was the one picked to have Jeff sing to her (I just want it to be me. why can't it be me?) and she was terrified to be on stage tbh lmao she was there with her mother i guess and i don't really remember much but i do remeber at one point she just casually put her hand on jeff's thigh and he suddenly looked down surprised HAHAHA and she quickly took it away but he grabbed her hand and put it back ahaha and then slowly raised her hand til she was basically grabbing him it was so funny moving people was pretty funny as usual but i can't remmeber any details right now im sorry. but the sound effects one was really lame this time tbh one of the girls was relaly good and the other one was just awful but at one point ryan was trying to just get her to make a sound so he pretended he had a megaphone and was trying to get her to say stuff or make noise or anything but she just...wasn't. And he was all YOU'D THINK YOU'D HEAR MY VOICE THIS THIN IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU SOUND FUCKING LOUD! or something lmao and the girl was all "THIS IS MY FUCKING VOICE" or something like that lmaooo and they all lost it and ryan was like "oops, have it set to mega bitch" LMAO! and Jeff was all OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH in the back it was so funny hmm let's see...greatest hits was a blast! LOL They did a french song about douching lmaoo and a rat pack esque song i believe too which was great. There was another one too because they accidentally did 4 that night hahaha i can't remeber what it was??? But the iconic one was definitely the rock opera. I think it was supposed to be about plumbing but I forget and honestly they strayed WAY off soit's OK. Anyway it was supposed to Greg and Jeff that night but Greg was like I'm OUT lmao and told Ryan and Joel to do it and they were like OK. Lmao and so they went in and At first Jeff let the start it up and it was so great but then Jeff did join in it was honestly the most massive greatest hits song i've ever seen or heard them do tbh. the song itself lasted AT LEAST 10 minutes and all 4 ended up involved by the time it was done lmao Jeff ran out into the crowd and was trying to be the disco ball God but the lighting guys were not on their job lmaoo and he couldn't get the disco balls to work no matter how much prompting he would do and it was hilarious and then the fog machines went off instead and ryan and joel were all "the house is on fire! gotta put it out! the house is on fire! gotta put it out!" all dramatically in song toward it lmaoo it was WILD i was dying omg it was truly epic hahaha and then Jeff ran up to the light guys to get it working and they FINALLY came on only to be shut off not long after and he was all THEY JUST FUCKING WENT OUT but then they finally got them going again omg hahaha and jeff like ran back up on stage and was all im gonna go drink backstage and pretended to walk off the stage hahahaha but by the end of the song even greg joined in and like ryan was on the floor just rolling around joel was like exhausted in the corner greg was dancing and jeff was just dramatically stomping off the stage. lmao it was just so wild omg it was amazing. then they said goodnight and we just sat there for a few cuz we were way down there and there was so many people going and we just needed a moment. then we like went out and were like ok...what do we do...and we stood there for a bit then i was like eh let's walk around so we did and then we went back and there were some others there then waitin and we were talking to them for abit and then we were like let's walk around so we don't look creepy (as if it could help) but then time when we were rounding back we saw they were out and we wer elike OMG! and we literally just started running. WE RAN THROUGH THE CASINO. lmao right before we got around the corner i was like OK WE GOTTA STOP WE CAN'T LET THEM SEE US hahahaha so we did and we tried to casually walk up. HAhaha I saw Jeff was with some girls so i was like OK. Greg. and I was like HI 2 times and then i did everyhting i already wrote about that hahaha and same with jeff hAhah got our pics embarrassed ourselves especially me hahahah omg i forgot about how kayley didn't know how to operate my phone and just flashed my phone at us thank goodness he couldn't see my wallpaper cuz #embarrassing lmao! but then we giggled after and stood around for a long while just like freaking out by a bush and then i thought it was totally normal and OK to just creep them from behind said bush and we did this for like a solid hour. damn. why didn't we just go in the bar this night? oh well. HAhahaha Anyway at one point i was snapping pictures from behind the bush lmao :
and just as i was about get one of jeff standing and kinda looking but not really we locked eyes and he noticed me and he smirked at me!!!! and then like walked away and I turned around wide eyed in a freak out to kayley and was all JEFF JUST SAW ME CREEPING!!!!!!!!!!!! WE LOCKED EYES. THERE WAS SMIRKING. LMAOOOOOo I SAID IT SO LOUD EVERYONE COULD HEAR ME. I was so loud the whole time and embarrassing I swear. (the last 2 picd were RIGHT before it happened lmaooo) I was a whole other person in Vegas.. lol!!! As I said...Vegas changes you... hahahhaa and then i was like omg ok we need to go so I'm not even creepier lmao and so we went out and went to denny's and ate toast because, yes. then we came in and tried to sleep ad junk and again the next day we walked around and saw Ryan. but that was it. Then we went out and we did madame toussands and stuff
and then we went to Pierro's which is this amazing Italian place that Jerry frequents (how we knew about it) and it's super old school. Not just old school Vegas but just...old school. They even wear the white waiter coats! The food is SO good and they give you SO much but it is pretty expensive so it's definitely a vacation kind of place for me at least. hahaha I couldn't even finish all of my food which made me sad to pay that kind of money and not be able to finish it...but ya know.
then we left and went back to the hotel and just as we were getting in the elevator there was jeff and cassandra and this time kayley spotted them but the only reason i didn't is because I simply had my back to them and was facing her and she was trying to warn me but i couldn't hear her and then they were just standing tehre so she was all "something is coming" and just as she was saying that i saw him out of the corner of my eyes because he's so massive hahaha and they pushed the button for the elevator anyway ours opened at the same time as the one opened on the other side and we walked in ours and she started walking into the other one but jeff decided he was going to ride with us instead i guess hahaha cuz next thing i know he was walking in and i was like O_O inside tbh and then she quickly followed and i wa slike what is happening omggg I did my best poker face ever there because i was internally screaming if im being honest. He was just in there talking about how he was sick and loosing his voice and how his throat hurt and junk but he was like i'll be fine for the show haha and kinda looked at us and he was like warming up his voice and stuff and then he was patting himself down and was all "i really need to find a lint brush" LOL it was really funny. and then we got ready quickly after of course dying some more nad then we went to the show and got in our seats which we switched who sat where that night just because it was fair and then the show started and it was great! I was like how does one top what we ha djust seen?? and idk if they did better or what because both shows were great but this one was DEFINITELY more wild (i mean ok the chicken porn thing was pretty wild but this...idk man. i just dunno. lmao) During Freeze Kayley got to put jeff into a position and I laughed the way Greg looked when he said possibly not in a sexual position because it was different then the way he had said it the night before and different the way he said it for the other one. And that's when she chose downward dog. lmao and Jeff was like yes and he went over to her and made it look like he was gonna shake her hand but took her drink instead and drank it BAHAHA we were dying and she like raised herself up to give ti to him it was the funniest the crowd really laughed too. and then he did it and they kept him in that position the entire game of course. Ryan did the whole blows into Jeff's ass joke, which I was very glad to see in person lmao and there was one when he was a tent which i cracked up over. Jeff did Christopher Walken for the gameshow one and I was so happy to hear that in person and this particular time was extra funny too lmao ryan asked him to quote something from brigitte jone's diary because he said he wa sin every movie and jeff just said something about a diary and ryan got laughing and was like "i don't think that's right" lmao it was so funny and then when they asked for style of film or directors we btoh yelled at Jerry Lewis but Jeff only heard Kayley and asked her to say it again and she did and he was amused and he had to go ver and like shake her hand HAHA so we are happy to know he really likes jerry too and then Freaking Greg and joel did MARTIN AND LEWIS rather than just Jerry and I was there like OMFG THEY'RE DOING MARTIN AND LEWIS!!! sooo loud im certain they all hear dme hahaha i was like dying. then omfg Sentences. Ah, Sentences. honestly, that's my fave game if we're being honest. Lmao. This one was about Firey Bellbottoms or something like that and they made it about disco. Hahahaha Jeff just wanted to dance. Ryan had a baby randomly lmao which was made funnier cuz later on one of the sentences read was about him getting his period and jeff was like, wait a minute. Lmao! and Ryan was laughing and was like DON'T EVEN ASK. hhahahah but then came the best part of course... When they were talking about going out and dancing and Jeff was all That hit Beegee's song *reads paper and makes a face and raises his eyebrow before reading it off* "Would You like to see my Golden Cone?" in which i then started to die and im certain he knew it wa sme cuz he threw the paper directly at me LMAO!
he said it so dramatically i died. like even more dramatically then some cuz he like put his head to the side in a huff. hahaha. the whole audience laughed a lot and i felt so proud!!! and then Ryan apparently must have really appreciated it because he decided to start singing it. He sang a disco song about the golden cone and I can't remember it...so seriously if anyone out there was there and remembers it or anything PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!! I know it involved penis and sex though. I was very glad they went the penis route because that is what the golden cone is all about. LMAO but it was like a whole thing nad i was liek OMG!! i was so proud!! and then jeff went quickly over and they got SUPER close and then they started dancing and it was so funny. also kayley's never got read but it was about bananas which was super funyn cuz ryan made a joke about bananas ealrier in it and then got like 2 or 3 other sentences about bananas. HAHA it wa sso funny though oh man. I'm so sad I can't remember the song though :((( hahahaha and then the woman who got brought up this time was like in some relationship with this dude in the crowd for like 8 years or something idk but not engaged hahaha and she said something about not eating the candy but she got in the van anyway and they laughed about that a lot and ryan was like man i wish i had said that hahaha and then the song started and i don't fully remeber the song but jeff ran down into the audience and sat next to him which was like basically right behind me and was trying to convince the guy to propose to her but the guy wouldn't LMAO it was too funny omfg! and then he went back up and finished the song. then during moving people a 3rd girl went upon stage because it was vegas so she was durnk and instead of kicking her off though for abit they were highly amused and trying to figure out what the heck was happening jeff was like why don't we just do it and they wer elike oh ok? and so they kept her on and ryan ended up playing it too. HAHAHA they were at some amusement park but the girls just put jeff and greg into really inappropriate postions the ENTIRE time. Like they were just so close i was dying it all happened directly infront of me too. and at one point greg was talking about never having jeff's balls on his as much as he had in that moment LMAO and then they were so close that there lips were touching each others faces and they were loosing it when they were talking and at one point jeff was just power tool tonguing at me from the stage tbh and i lost it entirely and then finally the girls moved them over to try to get on the "ride" that ryan was apparently the runner of lmao but the girl just made jeff majorly squat and it wasso hard to watch because he was clearly in pain LMAO and Ryan was loosing it and he was like THIS IS NOT RIGHT! THE RIDE IS BROKE! THE RIDE IS BROKE! IM GETTING OUT OF HERE! lmaoo and the girl walked him backstage. hahahaa finally the game ended but omg it was so funny this sound effects game was much better. the two were much better about it. but again i don't really remember the details about it?? lol im sure i'll remember them but im just forgetting right at this moment. then let's see...GREATEST HITS! oh man, greatest hits. lmao this time Jeff and Ryan were singing. and it was so funny. Ryan kept trying to upstage Jeff and at one point Jeff was like "CAN I JUST SING A FUCKING LINEEE?" and he'd sing like 1 and then Ryan interupted again LMAO it was so funny but then when they got to the last one which was an 80s song (i squeed cuz greg mentione the pet shop boys lmao) and ryan did his freaking get up as the 80s guy and i lost it and jeff was just singing away not looking at him and ryan was trying to ge thim to so he put it inot the words so jeff turned around and his reaction was priceless and he started singing about ryan being a creepy looking dude. and the song was supposed to about roofers. but it just veered off. at one point ryan was singing about pitchin a tent and shit lmao but they kept getting all over each other like hardcore Lmaooo and at one point jeff was like behind ryan all sexually but he smooshed him down too much that the bottles started faling out of his shirt and jeff was trying to put them back in and ryan was all 'it's tooooo late nowwww" lmaooo and then jeff proceeded to start like humping him and making faces and he was all "I'M THE TOP............YOU'RE THE BOTTOM!!!" LMFAOO AND I FUCKING LOST IT me and kayley were dying so hard and then they pulled apart and were just there thrusting in my face and i was like what the hell is happening?? im pretty sure at this point they didn't even know and then ryan wa sjust rolling around on the floor and jeff was siging something about questioning his sexuality or something hysterical likethat somehow involving roofing... and then he was back over standing over ryan and ryan had his knees bent ya know on his back and he wa slike singing telling jeff to go down on him LMAOOOO and Jeff put his hand down ryan's legs into his crotch and ryan was dying (this was DIRECTLY INFRONT OF ME BTW) and then jeff wa ssinging about lowering himself onto ryan and He was doing just tht...LOWERING HIMSELF DOWN ONTO RYAN LMAO and Ryan was like dying jeff kept more into character tbh but he was giggling too at some points but by this point the whole roofing thing just went out the window and it was like gay porn happening on the stage and even ryan realized it and he was like SINGING "CAN THIS GET ANY GAYER????" LMaoooo and once he sang that (and btw jeff was just full on stradling him at this point with his hands on him) Jeff lost it and then Greg and Joel decided to join in the song with dancing like it was the 80s all over the stage but jeff and ryan were just rolling around together on stage and i was just like what the the hell did my eyes just witness. LMAO when ryan was all can this get any gayer tho i was like ONLY IF YOU WHIP IT OUT because that is literally how much it really was. I was like WTF IS HAPPENING!! like i knew they could get wild and get close and stuff but this was literally other worldly. The entire audience was loosing their shit. Like there was a full on sex scene happening on stage I'm not even lying they REALLY, REALLY, REALLY!!!!!!!!! went there. lmaooo and when it ended they were still joking on about it for a few and ryan was just like "oh man" like he does when things et really wild lmaooo. and then they said goodnight and we all cheered and it was amazing and sad at the same time and then we waited around again and then that's when the old guy was all "would you ladies like to dance?" and at first we were like noo cuz like he was some random old guy in vegas. lmao but then he was like ya want to meet my wife and kayley went over ahaha i was like no way you can dance you're the dancer! NOT ME! mostly cuz jeff was there and also because my feet were KILLING me. seriously.they were bleeding. lmao so i stood there and videod her as ya'll saw and watched and listened to jeff and greg esp jeff cuz he was so loud and very into it LMAO! and then we werelike right at the table next to them as i said and finally the old guy convinced me to go up but i was like fineee but only if you go too to kayley hahaha and so the 3 of us were just up there dancing as jeff and greg and joel too were watching and it was wild. omg. so much happened there i don't wanna put here if you want to know the details you can message me for those. lmao thennnn later we were walking around the casino again and i played the dean martin slot machine because dean (I Won, yay) and then joel approached us and we were just there talking to him for a while and it was great because it was like talking to an old friend. He's so nice. haha and a genuinely funny guy!! then kayley got a drink and i decided i needed one too so we were walking into the place when somehow i spot jeff walking toward us and I was like (loudly of course) OMFG! THERE'S JEFF! and like flailed my arms up and kayley while trying to hide behind me or something went falling into the clothing rack that just happened to be there. people in the casino saw. jeff definitely saw. again more weirdness happened there that if you want details on you can message me (i'm trying to keep this less creepy publicly. lmao) i then was mortified that i did it loud and ducked into the place but he definitely heard and saw so there's that. Lmfao. I mean I don't think i would have been all OMFG!! except for the fact we walked around the whole place a lot and didn't see him and he's not exactly hard to miss so i just had figured he had gone upt o his room or something bahahaha. gues snot. oh well. oh ya i forgot we also met Bob really quick as he was heading up to his room! We shook his hands and told him he was great and the show was great and he thanked us and was all smiles, nice man of course. then the next day we did an escape room (i was dumber than I thought lmao) and the mafia museum which was great because there was dean stuff and theyeven played ain't that a kick in the head and there was martin and lewis stuff and i was just like yaaaaaaaa!!! hahaha
then i ate like the biggest slice of pizza in my life lmao (it looked bigger in person trust me
and then we also went to see Vegas! The Show which was really fun and stereotypical Vegas so it was great. and got better seats for free
haha but sadly i was really sick that day :( haha then we wet back to the hotel and tried to sleep because i knew i needed it we hadn't orignally planned to sleep but as i was sick there was no way i couldn't. and then we were super sad to leave but had to obviously and then my flight from vegas to DC/Virginia was good and nice but then the mess atthe airport happened and I had a panic attack in the middle of an abandoned section of the airport and then went off on this jackass of a dude like full on. I was screaming at him arms flailing my heavyNY accent was A GO! lmao I was so pissed and he was a JERK like to everyone i genuinely wish i remembered his name and shit so i could report him and get him reprimanded or fired or something because he is like on my list of evil people he even LOOKS like a creep. like for real. he kept making me seem like i was an idiot and at that point i was so sick and so sick i was just like GONE. lmao but after my panic attack i finally found someone who wasn't a jerk and hse helped me get a decent flight and a hotelr oom and junk and then i got there and stuff bad happened there too and i was like ??? was i too lucky in Vegas?? Hahahah but then i slept which was nice even if it wasn't long enough and flew home and got in and got home and i was like yay onyl to find out my dad is a jerk and didn't do any of the stuff he promised he would do so i had to do it all that night before i could even sleep and then once i slept i was out til 4pm and i just keep sleeping a lot and im still sick tho i think im starting to feel better finally so fingers crossed. Damn you Jeff for getting me sick!!WORTH IT!! lmao
ok i think i covered anything if i forgot anything hopefully Kayley will fill ya'll in. this was nuts i can't believe i spent over 2 hours writing this and it's not even everything and I'm pretty sure I forgot important stuff. bahhhh. 3:59am ahaha
i was all we need pics when im in a butterfly shirt!!! lol
#vegas 2017#whose live anyway?#whose live#jerrylevitch#i may or may not post more pics at some point on here idk lol
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September 20th, 2018 CTP Archive
The archive for the Comic Tea Party chat that occurred on September 20th, 2018, from 5PM - 7PM PDT. The chat focused on The Hunter of Fenaur by CalimonGraal.
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RebelVampire
COMIC TEA PARTY- THURSDAY BOOK CLUB START!
Good evening, everyone~! This week’s Thursday Book Club is officially beginning! Today we are discussing The Hunter of Fenaur by CalimonGraal~! (http://hunter.fenauriverse.moe/)
Remember that Thursday discussions are completely freeform! However, every 30 minutes I will drop in OPTIONAL discussion questions in case you’d like a bit of a prompt. If you miss out on one of these prompts, you can find them pinned for the chat’s duration. Additionally, remember that while constructive criticism is allowed, our focus is fun and respectfully appreciating the comic. All that said, let’s begin! NOTE Disclaimer about today’s questions: Questions have been written with the assumption at least some people have only read The Hunter of Fenaur and not Cali’s other comics. Keep that in mind with your spoilers.
QUESTION 1. What is your favorite scene in the comic so far and why?
Superjustinbros
HELOO
Draco Plato
Hiiiii~!
I really enjoyed the restaurant scene, the facial expressions were adorable and I enjoyed the back and forth between the characters~!
RebelVampire
i really enjoyed iris being like whatever to how ever much money he was spending.
Superjustinbros
http://hunter.fenauriverse.moe/comic/43
This page gave me a good laugh
CalimonGraal
watching
Draco Plato
hahah I enjoyed that too
Superjustinbros
take it offfffff
RebelVampire
i actually think scene wise ivan getting to the place where thistle is dancing is my favorite. theres a lot of great illustrations and good energy.
Draco Plato
loooooooool
his little cameo in the back
ivan always showing up in the pervy places
Kabocha
I actually really liked chapter 3! http://hunter.fenauriverse.moe/comic/28 I relate so much to "holy crap everything here is expensive"
Iris, though... I mean, it's nice that he ordered what Thistle wanted, but... :| I feel like in some ways that's crossing a line
but he's trying to win Thistle over, so... I dunno, it's just something that makes me slightly uneasy.
CalimonGraal
haha i worried about that
RebelVampire
its okay for me i also wondered if thistle even wanted a pansket. cause thistle couldve just been looking for that under the assumption itd be the cheapest
Kabocha
Well, from a comic side, it's fine. It shows their personalities. But if it was me on that date, I'd be like... "wait what"
Draco Plato
i wondered that too rebel, lol
Kabocha
Thankfully it ended up being that's what Thistle wanted.
Draco Plato
yeah i felt like if that had been me i'd have been a bit offended, like iris was coming on way too forcefully(edited)
RebelVampire
nah personally im with you. i would be pissed if iris did that and would probably leave XD
Superjustinbros
http://hunter.fenauriverse.moe/comic/46 The bottom of this page
Draco Plato
what about it?
Superjustinbros
Oh wait, it was the one before it
Silly me
But good to see we got a dance lover in this story
Kabocha
Iris strikes me as wanting to unsettle thistle just a smidge. "Don't get too comfy"
RebelVampire
tbf i think that might be true. cause you dont want your persons of interest to be too comfy when youre getting ready for an interrogation
although alternatively, iris might just not get out much
and just thinks its normal
secretly this is iris' first date and he spent 2 hours deciding what to wear
Mharz
I have to say the restaurant scene. Thistle is so adorable eating those fancy food.
Draco Plato
takes two hours to decide what to wear and shows up in the same outfit XD
Superjustinbros
@RebelVampire Great, now I'm thinking of all the ways you can make someone comfy during an interrogation.
^That's me on a busy day
Mharz
Lol
RebelVampire
clearly iris decided that he should look casual and not come off as overly eager O_O
CalimonGraal
maybe iris did it this way so many times he thinks this is how a normal date is like
RebelVampire
iris is the victim of the gold diggers
which to be fair
fenaur is probably full of them
cause fenaur is a terrible planet /shot
Draco Plato
iris just showing off his rich fancy pants self
Superjustinbros
Iris and his pants
Draco Plato
Waiter, I'll buy the whole menu
actually surprised he didn't do that XD
Superjustinbros
"That'll be one million dollars."
Mharz
Ask the person to go on date. 5mins later... "Hey, are you the dude I'm looking for?"
Kabocha
LOL
"This is all business, no pleasure. That'll be in a few days."
RebelVampire
wait wait wait
http://hunter.fenauriverse.moe/comic/45
iris you cant wait till then to ask if youre making thistle uncomfy XD
that ship sailed at dinnedr
Draco Plato
riiiiight?
Superjustinbros
"This aint uncomfy at all"
Kabocha
"So you're wasting my time" No, hes getting paid
Draco Plato
I'm sorry is my stalker nature uncomfortable
Kabocha
the questions are less work aren't they xD(edited)
Draco Plato
i did wonder why iris didn't just pay for him and only talk
I thought it was kinda a jerk thing to actually use him as a whore by actually sleeping with him based on what his ambitions are
especially knowing that thistle isn't that into him atm
granted thistle said it was fine
but maybe that was just to shut iris up too
Kabocha
Honestly, it wasn't until chapter 4 page 15 that I actually imagined Thistle having a deeper voice. I'd imagined he was putting on a falsetto to sound demure and then on this page he's all like: "Hmph. I highly doubt it" And Iris is all like "Dropped the bass too soon"
Mharz
Thistle said his boss would be mad if he didn't do his job
Draco Plato
true but i mean sleeping with someone seems like a big deal, but that may just be me too
especially if you're mainly just trying to use them for something, it seems dishonest
RebelVampire
sleeping with someone can be a big deal but might be a better option than getting beaten.
Mharz
Fair
Kabocha
Iris was kind of trying to demand that he do what he paid for or gtfo
Draco Plato
yeah, and I think it works in story, but from a personal level I wouldn't consider it romantic at least
Kabocha
His boss could make a ton more money by treating these as therapy sessions tho
Mharz
Lol yeah
Kabocha
I mean, there's an entire industry based on cuddling
Draco Plato
riiiight?
and unless the boss is filming it he doesn't really know wtf they're doing in there
Superjustinbros
Oh yeah, Kabo's right
Gotta milk out all them monies
Kabocha
...I mean, they live in fenaur. ....................Therapy would be useful.
Draco Plato
truth
Mharz
There might be cctvs. The world may never know
RebelVampire
no no the planet has to be fixed first. cause otherwise therell never be enough theapists for the planet.
Superjustinbros
what about ciropractors
Kabocha
at the risk of being gross -- I would think the boss is happier with clients that talk instead of have sex -- means less to clean up...
Draco Plato
oh that's a good point
Kabocha
You don't have to pay for laundry or cleaner or anything!
THISTLE, MAKE THIS A BUSINESS PLAN ALREADY
Draco Plato
on fenaur i doubt they'd do that anyway
Superjustinbros
True.
Kabocha
ew, ew ewwwwww
Draco Plato
omg that room is probably so filthy
Superjustinbros
Sex can be fun sometimes but good god it's messy as hell
Kabocha
never enter a Fenaurian brothel. Or at least don't--- take a black light in there
........rip
Draco Plato
rip PG chat
Mharz
Lol
Kabocha
Realistically, the bigger problem is people who fall asleep and drool on the pillows
THISTLE
Superjustinbros
UGH I HATE WHEN I DO THAT
RebelVampire
thistle now owes the boss an extra $10,000 for the pillow
Superjustinbros
That's why I always sleep on my back
Draco Plato
they didn't even spoon, gosh
Kabocha
http://hunter.fenauriverse.moe/comic/50 These pillows are probably just covered in drool.
Mharz
Omg
RebelVampire
to iris' credit, he at least commented what he did felt wrong
Draco Plato
drool and sweat
Mharz
And some other unmentionable stuff
Draco Plato
Iris: I feel so wrong, if i stay longer maybe there'll be a round 2
CalimonGraal
loooooool
Mharz
Pft
If I stay longer, maybe I can examine him more.
/shots(edited)
Draco Plato
gotta look over his body again
for "clues"
RebelVampire
jokes on you thistle has all the answers inked on his back
Mharz
Lmao
Draco Plato
liiiiies
Kabocha
cough
RebelVampire
QUESTION 2. Though Thistle and Iris grow close rather quickly, much is left to mystery. Who exactly do you think Thistle is? Is Iris right in that Thistle is connected to Dezar in some way? Alternatively, do you think the resemblance is a red herring? Whichever the case, do you think Thistle knows more about Dezar than he lets on? If so, why would he keep it secret? What do you think Thistle’s past is, especially in regards to the pain that Iris keeps mentioning he sees? Do you think Iris will be able to help Thistle in regards to his past, or is Thistle going to be forever haunted?
Kabocha
Thistle didn't let him see his back, so
I think Thistle is Dezar. But we'll see!
Mharz
I like Thistle's reaction when Iris mentioned the name Dezar
Draco Plato
I think Thistle is some kind of plant
Kabocha
Thistle doesn't want his rap as a monster gettin' out, so he's like, ooph, gotta look cute! MAGIC, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Superjustinbros
Did someone say rap
Mharz
Thistle is a flower literally iirc
RebelVampire
draco no
Mharz
Lol
RebelVampire
thistle was a planet monster all along
Superjustinbros
EPIC RAP BATTLE START
D:
Kabocha
I have thistles in my yard
should I pull them up
Mharz
Clearly the solution to heal thistle is to give him fancy food
Draco Plato
maybe Thistle is his missing uncle
in disguise
Mharz
Gasp
Draco Plato
and that's why thistle was like no this is bad but then was like well okay, for my cute nephew
Mharz
It is high likely that Thistle is Dezar tho becos it was mentioned Dezar can shapeshift.
RebelVampire
draco no
bad draco
Mharz
Altho by that logic Dezar can also be one of thistles pillows.
Draco Plato
and then he becomes his wife
and it's beautiful
RebelVampire
but i am going to post a theory draco stated yesterday elsewhere
“maybe thistle is a sleeper agent
and was ordered to kill iris, and this is all a trap he set up to entice him”
CalimonGraal
a pillow that thistle drooled on
Draco Plato
oh thank you cause i couldn't remember the real theories I had XD
Kabocha
So thistle is Dezar XD
but Dezar is the sleeper agent of DESTRUCTION
Draco Plato
gdi
thistle cannot be dezar
Mharz
Gasp
Draco Plato
madness
Kabocha
Why's that
Draco Plato
because one has black hair
Kabocha
So? XD
Draco Plato
and their face markings are different, gosh
and they have different clothes!
RebelVampire
another of draco's darker theories
“they just happen to be the same height
maybe dezar brainwashed iris into loving him
and replaced thistle in his mind”
Mharz
He's one of the pillows
Draco Plato
ah okay that was the better theory
RebelVampire
even tho that tech be psychteria spoilers but w/e
Mharz
Lol
Draco Plato
flails over multiple story confusion
RebelVampire
cause atm i think most of us here have read psychteria anyway
XD
Mharz
Yas
Draco Plato
true
Kabocha
Yep.
RebelVampire
wait @CalimonGraal have you read psychteria? /shot
Draco Plato
looooool
Tenor | Shinavar
Gasp Such spoilers how dare
Mharz
Pft
Tenor | Shinavar
(I'M SLOW SORRY EVERYTHING HAPPENING AT ONCE WILL ANSWER Q'S IN A BIT)
Kabocha
Zage had been changed, but. I mean like. ................Why can't Dezar have been changed to Thistle and then back?
Draco Plato
cause OvO;;;
Tenor | Shinavar
Would explain a lot tbh - serious mental damage
Mharz
<.<
Draco Plato
internal screaming
Kabocha
we know almost nothing about Dezar aside from him being a super murderer
I'll never forgive him for what he did to Jamie's mooooooooom
Draco Plato
it's sad the song Stacy's mom started playing in my head(edited)
Mharz
Kabocha no spillerz
Tenor | Shinavar
-Holds back my own screaming about Jamie's mom-
Kabocha
Hunter takes place AFTER Chronicles, so...
are they spoilers?
are they really
Mharz
Lol
RebelVampire
dezar couldnt live with what he did to jamie's mom either so said "plz employers i want to forget." so they made him into thistle. but then thistle regained dezar memories anyway cause employers sucked.
Tenor | Shinavar
THat's fair
CalimonGraal
hunter does indeed take place a lot of years after chronicles
lol
Tenor | Shinavar
Wait why just Jamie's mom tho
and not like the whole neighborhood he nuked/moved
Draco Plato
cause she baked cookies
and we like cookies
Tenor | Shinavar
-Snert-
Fair
Mharz
Lol
Tenor | Shinavar
We need dem cookies
Draco Plato
what's life without cookies
come back mom
RebelVampire
fenaur clearly doesnt have cookies
Tenor | Shinavar
...Does Iris make some fine cookies?
RebelVampire
its like the most luxury item
Mharz
Dezar actually just want cookies
Draco Plato
Iris certainly does some fine baking in the bedroom
Mharz
Pretty sure Iris can do anything
:3
Draco Plato
except be tall
Mharz
Rip
Draco Plato
Iris brings a box to stand on from now on
RebelVampire
im so glad i was not drinking anything in that moment.
Mharz
No workout will save him from that
Sorry Iris
RebelVampire
i like the sleep agent theory because it makes iris bumping into thistle less of a coincidence
Draco Plato
I do too
Superjustinbros
Lol, yes.
Tenor | Shinavar
Saaaame
Draco Plato
cause it puts thistle more in control than it seems like
thistle laying in bed like all according to keikaku
Tenor | Shinavar
kasjdhLKASJDH.
Mharz
OwO
Tenor | Shinavar
New level of Voyuerism right there
RebelVampire
as long as thistle is still drooling while thinking that
Draco Plato
well he's thinking about jamie's mom's cookies then
Tenor | Shinavar
Or exhibitionist. Or both. \
HHH-
Mharz
He's drooling about food and other stuffs
Tenor | Shinavar
LOL omg
BL doesn't stand for boy love it's Bake Love
Mharz
Pretty sure he wished Iris brought more strawberry cakes
Superjustinbros
I heard strawberry cakes
Mharz
Yas
RebelVampire
ya know iris really should have
Superjustinbros
strawberry cakes for everyone
Mharz
Right?
RebelVampire
cause bribery is another option for getting ppl to talk
Draco Plato
Iris: I know you're not happy to see me, but- BUT- I brought cake, so
Mharz
"Hey uh I brought you strawberry cakes, tell me, are you Dezar?"
Draco Plato
Thistle: eating the cake MMmmmmph?
Mharz
Lol
Draco Plato
Thistle: Man you're focused on this Dezar guy, just go sleep with him then fume fume
Mharz
I heard Dezar likes strawberry cakes too
Draco Plato
Thistle: Who told you that???
Thistle: I mean.... cough I don't care, who cares, who's Dezar, who's cake
RebelVampire
thistle and dezar are really brothers. and the pain iris is always seeing is thsitle remembering that time dezar stole his cake
Draco Plato
inwardly he's just cursing him in his mind
Mharz
He stole the entire thing
Draco Plato
maybe dezar is his split personality
Mharz
Not even a morsel was left
Draco Plato
maybe they're conjoined twins
in their soul
RebelVampire
split personalities opens hilarious doors
iris and thistle sleep together
iris wakes up
surprise dezar is in bed with him
Mharz
Lol
Superjustinbros
"Wake up, sweetie"
Draco Plato
Oh no, I was supposed to capture him but instead I captured his heart
Mharz
Or rather his heart was captured
CalimonGraal
loooool
iris is a pokemon trainer
catches hearts
RebelVampire
hey the king just wanted dezar contained. iris is choosing to contain dezar with love.
Draco Plato
Iris: It's okay, I've contained him in my bedroom sparkles
Mharz
It still works in a way.
Tenor | Shinavar
(I admit minor disappointment in Iris no having candy crush on his phone)
Mharz
Pft
Draco Plato
loooool
RebelVampire
hey maybe we just didnt see it
Mharz
He already finished it
Superjustinbros
>Candy Crush
Eww(edited)
RebelVampire
thats what he did after buying thistle's time
Mharz
So he deleted the app
xxbonecrusher
Hello
Kabocha
he probably had sailormoon drops if he wanted suffering
Draco Plato
Hi Bone~!
Mharz
Hi bone(edited)
RebelVampire
hello bone~!
Superjustinbros
eey Bone~
Tenor | Shinavar
“1. What is your favorite scene in the comic so far and why?”
THe dinner scene: Because Iris comes off so much like a sugar daddy it's killing me.
“2. Though Thistle and Iris grow close rather quickly, much is left to mystery. Who exactly do you think Thistle is? Is Iris right in that Thistle is connected to Dezar in some way? Alternatively, do you think the resemblance is a red herring? Whichever the case, do you think Thistle knows more about Dezar than he lets on? If so, why would he keep it secret? What do you think Thistle’s past is, especially in regards to the pain that Iris keeps mentioning he sees? Do you think Iris will be able to help Thistle in regards to his past, or is Thistle going to be forever haunted?”
I wasn't under the impression they're close at all. Just because you pay to do the deed don't mean jack and neither have been very forthcoming without having serious strings attached/one hell of a mental game of chess going on. DUE TO SPOILERS I can't answer some of this but yeah I like the secret agent idea going around.
Superjustinbros
Seems like the dinner scene is a fav
Draco Plato
it was a good scene
full of emotion
RebelVampire
sorry thistle, no one cares about your dancing. your performance calling is eating(edited)
Tenor | Shinavar
I'm just hooked on the idea Iris is SO USED to being rich any concept around it is kjust mind boggling to him
Draco Plato
thistle was showing much leg
Mharz
Rip
Tenor | Shinavar
To the point he's forgoing so many social norms apparently hhhh
Mharz
Iris is secretly a prince
Superjustinbros
legs
Iris is now our price
RebelVampire
iris was the king's son all along!
Superjustinbros
it's all in the l e g s
Tenor | Shinavar
I'd believe it
Draco Plato
le gasp
RebelVampire
the king just wanted an excuse to meet his son
Tenor | Shinavar
Boi gotta earn his lavish lifestyle
Mharz
Becos he can probably get anything with cash
CalimonGraal
looool
i imagined iris in a prince outfit now
Mharz
Yes
Tenor | Shinavar
Next time he pays for Thistle - meet him in the room already dressed
Superjustinbros
yessss
CalimonGraal
prince iris's actual plan; make thistle into one of his concubines
//lolno
Tenor | Shinavar
IDK I'D BELIEVE IT
Draco Plato
i'd buy it
RebelVampire
nope this is the new canon
iris is a prince
its how he got his sassy walk
Tenor | Shinavar
SO MUCH IS EXPLAINED
RebelVampire
iris also intends to overthrow his father
which explains psychteria
all the pieces fall into place
Superjustinbros
and then we put them back together?
RebelVampire
??? not sure what your meaning is?
Mharz
Fnaf ref(edited)
Draco Plato
if it wasn't in a song I won't get FnaF refs
RebelVampire
QUESTION 3. In recent times, Iris seems to more or less have convinced Thistle to help him. Do you think Thistle will indeed help Iris, or will Thistle throw in the towel for some reason? Similarly, will Iris still want Thistle’s help after they’ve been together for some time? Besides information, how do you foresee Thistle might help Iris? Given Thistle’s fear of his boss, do you think Thistle and Iris will suffer consequences for Thistle trying to leave? Assuming the two manage to find Dezar, what do you think will happen in that case? Lastly, what events in general do you foresee might bring the pair closer together?
Draco Plato
so many questions
Mharz
Somehow I think Thistle will mislead him
Draco Plato
i think foreshadowing has been set up for the boss being hard to get away from
so it seems like he'll be an obstacle at some point because of that
if Thistle were Dezar why would he be so afraid of the boss
what is the boss's secrets
is he a titan
CalimonGraal
the boss is scary
Draco Plato
he don't look scary
Tenor | Shinavar
I'm waiting for Thistle to like; milk Iris dry. "Do you like this?" "SLip me a $20 and I'll tell you" /shot
Draco Plato
he totally should, LOL
Tenor | Shinavar
But nah; the way things sounds there's gotta be a conract on Thistle or something that money alone would prevent him from being able to escape - though with Iris' penchance to just kill and ask questions later in case he was heavily mistaken <_< He's gotta be a top grade A badass for that to just not happen either
THe boss I mean being a badass
RebelVampire
thistle agreed to help cause hes like "clearly this dude wants to be my sugar daddy. time to leave and get to wear jewels and fine fabric outfits all the time."
Tenor | Shinavar
Exactly
Draco Plato
buy me a penthouse sugardaddy
Mharz
Lol
RebelVampire
i would assume the boss has minions so maybe it doesnt matter if the boss is scary or not if the minions are scary
and secretly titans
Tenor | Shinavar
True
Draco Plato
i wonder how strong thistle is
Tenor | Shinavar
Either way something has to exist to prevent Iris' murder itch
strong enough to fireman carry Iris when he's being a shit
Draco Plato
cause if he were dezar on that hypothetical than why would an immortal fear anyone
Tenor | Shinavar
Hm.
THat would fall into the sleeper agent idea, wouldn't it?
If he doesn't know he's immortal-
Draco Plato
true
or if he's a sleeper agent for an organization and not dezar than it could all be a ruse
Tenor | Shinavar
Tho TBF - if you were immortal would you still want to go through pain and live your life on the run?
RebelVampire
if this is the case, thistle is gonna get stabbed, almost die, but then not die and be like "wtf is going on"
Draco Plato
maybe he's trying to have the boss kill iris
Tenor | Shinavar
OH GOD REBEL
Draco Plato
looooool
Tenor | Shinavar
Iris holding him sobbing hysterically in a pool of blood
Thistle just coughs and sits up like "who died wtf iris"
Draco Plato
stop blubbering like a baby you loser, i'm fine
Tenor | Shinavar
-choke- "tis but a flesh wound"
Draco Plato
omg XDD
Tenor | Shinavar
I was about to cheer I didn't feel old
then I remembered we're the same age
OTL
Draco Plato
it's okay, we're old together
kabo and rebel got it too i'm sure
Tenor | Shinavar
wheeze
mathtans
I liked the scene where Iris was all "I will buy all of your knives ... also I will take a couple right now because evil is afoot!"
Draco Plato
i wondered why iris didn't bring his own weapons
after he'd been preparing for days
but then didn't bring weapons XD
mathtans
Left them in the last person he killed. Can always buy more.
Tenor | Shinavar
I want to pretend he did
Draco Plato
pulled a deadpool and left them in the car
Tenor | Shinavar
but left them in the bike
Draco Plato
YUP
Tenor | Shinavar
Cause he's kinda 'derp' about social norms - so I like to think he's one of those people who never failed a lot?
Cause he acts like someone who doesn't know much failure in life <_<
mathtans
Tried spoons on the last mission, they didn't go so hot, needs to buy his knives back.
Mharz
He never picks the knives once he threw it
Superjustinbros
what about forks
mathtans
Had watched 'The Tick' too much.
Draco Plato
when in doubt use cutlery
mathtans
But get the cake to go.
Tenor | Shinavar
hhhhhh
RebelVampire
yes i concur with tenor, that iris isnt well adapted to failure
minus whatever might have happened with his uncle
thistle is not helping iris' ego
Tenor | Shinavar
YeAH
THistle's gonna make it worse I bet
mathtans
Thistle finds Dezar, Dezar says "I am your father", and Thistle helps him escape from Iris.
Draco Plato
oh that could be
dezar could be his dad
cause there was the orphan comment on thistle's end
mathtans
Yis. Dezar gave him up for adoption because people were trying to kill him.
Dezar that is, not Thistle.
Tenor | Shinavar
Would Dezar know tho, bc mom and all that?
mathtans
Don't want to give assassins someone who's a relative to target.
Draco Plato
men give birth a lot on fenaur
Tenor | Shinavar
OH RIGHT
I forgot that
RebelVampire
especially shape shifter men
Tenor | Shinavar
...WHat if the original Dezar is gonna die thanks to Iris but then Thistle changes his identity to Dezar to escape his boss?
Mharz
I ended up thinking of seahorse
I was thinking the boss know who dezar is
Iris shouldve bribed him first
Tenor | Shinavar
Fffft
RebelVampire
i like it cause its ironic, that this immortal dezar actually wasnt so immortal after all
i mean really
where is the king's info coming from
Draco Plato
ponyville
mathtans
Dezar isn't really immortal, it's just he keeps giving the title over to another shapeshifter. Thistle is next Dezar.
Draco Plato
O_O
Tenor | Shinavar
This is true. And look at how rumors/legends get around
Draco Plato
that'd be neat tho if it was just an assassin name or something
Mharz
Gasp
mathtans
It's like that pirate king in "Princess Bride".
Mharz
Dezar is the avatar
mathtans
Roberts.
Draco Plato
yus, that's who i was thinking of too
Tenor | Shinavar
Superjustinbros
Robertsons?
mathtans
Or maybe Iris is the next Dezar. Takes on the mantle to protect Thistle from people who think Thistle is Dezar.
Draco Plato
that'd be neat
but iris so short
mathtans
Stilts.
Draco Plato
they're like storm troopers, gotta be 6ft
RebelVampire
guy who knew the last dezar meets iris dezar, is like "hey did you get shorter"
Draco Plato
then iris pulls out his box and stands on it and says call me short now O_O
mathtans
More like pulls out knives.
Draco Plato
real question is does iris' stature hint at him being the uke
in the future that is
RebelVampire
only if we apply the anime ruleset
mathtans
That means he plays the ukulele in bed?
Draco Plato
now that i know zage is pronounced like mage I feel like anime logic is lost
that's exactly what it means math
mathtans
Problematic if there's no strings attached.
Draco Plato
LOL
noice
CalimonGraal
omg
Draco Plato
awww wouldn't it be cool if Thistle were a living doll
Mharz
I always thought it's pronounced like that
mathtans
I think I ship.... the booth bunnies in Panel 2 here. http://hunter.fenauriverse.moe/comic/9
RebelVampire
i cant unpicture iris playing a ukulele in bed now. and thistle waking up being like wtf im trying to sleep
Draco Plato
oh no i didn't even notice them before, they're cute
CalimonGraal
thistle would make a pretty doll
Draco Plato
Iris: It's because I'm the Uke, this is what I do
RebelVampire
yeah cali's background characters are actually pretty interesting and cute if you take the time to look
Draco Plato
They are, it's true
mathtans
Rebel: Thistle can play the seme instrument.
CalimonGraal
looooooool
RebelVampire
QUESTION 4. Despite the comic’s infancy, there are several mini mysteries that have been hinted at throughout. Who do you think was the mysterious stranger who glared at Thistle and Iris on their “date?” Is it no one, someone from Thistle’s past, someone from Iris’ past, or someone tied to the story in a different way? What do you think the stranger wants from Thistle and/or Iris? Further, Iris has mentioned a missing uncle. What do you think happened to Iris’ uncle? Do you think hunting Dezar will help Iris find him? If so, how? If not, do you think Iris will give up the search or suffer through it for years to come? Lastly, who the heck is Dezar? How do you think he became immortal, and do you think there is an actual way for Iris to defeat someone so dangerous?
mathtans
Let's hear it for background characters!
RebelVampire
aww ukelele duets
mathtans
Like duelling banjos but with more gay.
RebelVampire
rubs hands together cause some of those questions you cant have answers to just from reading cali's other comics
Mharz
I thought it was the boss
Kabocha
I step away to get dinner and come back to conspiracy theories and avatar talk!
Superjustinbros
welcome back~
Kabocha
I'm proud of you all. Anyway, who glared at Thistle and Iris? Probably Iris' boss.
mathtans
The stranger wants to know where to get cool knives and birthmarks like them.
Kabocha
Iris has probably been told not to sleep with his marks.
Repeatedly. AND THEN IT HAPPENED AGAIN.
CalimonGraal
iris pls
mathtans
Or possibly the stranger just wants a nice cake, like Thistle got.
Kabocha
Iris is a walking HR complaint.
Thistle was seduced by cake. :3
Superjustinbros
Seduce the cake back
RebelVampire
gonna give some help http://hunter.fenauriverse.moe/comic/25 glare-y person http://hunter.fenauriverse.moe/comic/43 who we can assume is the boss
mathtans
The missing uncle is actually the guy who was selling gym equipment at the sales day. Disguised. Been tracking Iris for a while.
While the Glare-y person is Thistle's ex-boyfriend.
Or maybe that's the other way around.
RebelVampire
just watched them at the restaurant the whole time thinking "how dare you buy thistle cake you date stealer"
Kabocha
WAIT IS THAT GLARING PERSON............................................ Whatishname
Sen
mathtans
"how dare you go to the one restaurant I cannot afford"
CalimonGraal
i'm not sure if sen was born yet when HoF happened
RebelVampire
no shush cali
its sen
Kabocha
Sen's father! Or grandfather!
mathtans
Sen is also immortal now.
CalimonGraal
loooooool
Kabocha
Sen's memories of his sister are fake.
RebelVampire
maybe it is sen's father tho
Kabocha
She was ACTUALLY his handler and the mastermind of the Psyc/ --cue Kabocha being dragged off for spoilers
RebelVampire
rip XD my theory is its iris' debt collector. iris isnt rich, he just maxes out his credit cards
Superjustinbros
Good idea
Kabocha
GASP! He's gonna break Iris' knees
CalimonGraal
iris trying to impress everyone how rich he is
mathtans
I like that one. Collects debts by taking Iris' boyfriends.
CalimonGraal
has trashcans full of dead cards
mathtans
Or maybe it's a ukulele salesman. ducks runs
Kabocha
What if it's really Dezar with some foundation to cover up his eye marks
mathtans
Or it's Thistle's makeup specialist/manicurist.
RebelVampire
or both O_O dezar quit being a murderer and switched careers but had to hide lest the past follow him
Kabocha
"If he eats cake he's going to ruin his lipstick!!"
Superjustinbros
r.i.p. lipstick
RebelVampire
after thistle ran out he approached thistle and said how dare, now we have to go redo all your makeup
Superjustinbros
what color lipstick does he wear
Kabocha
Black.
Like Iris' heart.
CalimonGraal
like his soul
or that
mathtans
On the topic of how do you trap a person who's immortal... maybe pin them to a wall with knives? Or dig a pit and put tasty cake on top as a trap? (Does Dezar like cake too?)(edited)
Superjustinbros
that sounds brutal
RebelVampire
iris has black everything. black heart, black soul, etc.
CalimonGraal
he likes to paint it all black
mathtans
Black beard?
RebelVampire
i mean tbf being immortal doesnt auto mean youre super invulnerable
Superjustinbros
Black lipstick
RebelVampire
so maybe they just pin dezar to the wall
leave him
CalimonGraal
he still feels pain
RebelVampire
and dezar is just trapped forever
mathtans
Dezar's the pin-up boy.
CalimonGraal
omg
RebelVampire
ppl stop by every tuesday to throw tomatos at him
mathtans
Or cake.
Kabocha
His feelings can be hurt.
CalimonGraal
hes secretly quasimoto
RebelVampire
Iris: You have split ends and your skin is dry. Dezar: cries forever
CalimonGraal
looooooool
RebelVampire
on a diff note, maybe iris' uncle is the king O_O and iris just doesnt realize it cause the king looks like a kid
Superjustinbros
Maybe
mathtans
Oh, right, the King. Hmm, maybe Dezar and the King have a bet going, that's how the whole thing started. It's why Iris had to swear to the consequences and all.
RebelVampire
the king and dezar are teaching iris a lesson about failure
since iris doesnt know about failure
mathtans
That's actually a pretty valid point. They already tried to do it through the debt collector and it didn't work.
Superjustinbros
lol
mathtans
Iris does seem to be rethinking things towards the end there though. That's interesting.
RebelVampire
yes, iris does have a conscience
maybe during his journey iris is going to find out dezar killed his uncle, thus giving him personal incenetive for his hunt. only to find out that his uncle was a terrible person.
mathtans
That would be an interesting twist.
Superjustinbros
ye
mathtans
Or it was an uncle-Dezar duel, and they both attacked, except for the immortality thing guaranteeing a win.
(Or is Dezar the uncle?)
RebelVampire
gasp
Superjustinbros
Anyways I guess since time's almost up, I'd like to say good luck with the rest of the comic, Cali. You have a great story going on here and it's backed up with some cool art (and cute bois).
Draco Plato
I think it's a fun read and the dialogue is well written
mathtans
Yeah, big universe there, much going on!
RebelVampire
but that is an interesting point. dezar can just always win by challenging to duels and then surprise, hes immortal
can never lose
try try again O_O
CalimonGraal
thank :"3
mathtans
Maybe that's why the King wants him dead. Accidentally accepted a duel next month.
CalimonGraal
looooooool
Kabocha
Cali - I look forward to reading more!
Superjustinbros
You're welcome
And I second Kabo~
RebelVampire
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Rachel the fallen angel
ENJOY
Rachel- Man talking to Chloe again was awesome/difficult to do miss that girl
Rachel- Hmmm I should contact Max and tell her everything like why she got her rewind powers...Yeah I shall do that
Rachel goes off to her all seeing machine
Satan- Going off again huh man do you ever take a break?
Rachel- People to kill others to talk too breaks can wait
Satan- Sheesh fine fine go on
Rachel- I wasn't asking your permission
Satan- Whatever....Bitch
Rachel- HEARD THAT!!
Satan- Yeah yeah
Rachel- Hmm there she is hello Maxine
Max- Max never Maxine
Max- Wait wait what the what RACHEL!!!
Rachel- Hello Max how's it goin
Max- I'm alright just how/why you here
Rachel- Gonna be a long story
Max- Tell me everything
Rachel- "sigh" Alright here it goes
Rachel- Well you know the i'm dead bit so we'll skip that I'm the one who gave you your powers Max I knew Chloe was gonna die so I chose you to save her and you did
I've also contacted Chloe like this only a few nights back we had a great convo tbh
I've helped Nathan, Killed Jeffershit i've done a lot of stuff since being dead
I started off in heaven surprising right? anyway then ended up in hell but it's alright I own the joint anyway
Max- HOLY SHIT!!! You're the one who gave me my powers?
Rachel-Indeed I was I had to try something and that was it
Max- I couldn't thank you enough Rachel that's just just amazing
Rachel- It's fine really you did what was neccessary even if that meant sacrificing an entire town for her
Rachel- You made me proud sista
Max- I'll never harm her or sacrifice her EVER and if I made you proud then well i'll take it haha
Rachel- Good to hear it you take care of her
Max I'm gonna don't worry
Rachel- Sooooo When's the wedding?
Max- Whoa whoa whoah wedding?
Rachel- Jesus girl don't tell me you haven't thought of marriage either
Max- Ummm nah not really
Rachel- God you're worse than Chloe far out
Rachel- You chose her over a town you should be marrying her ass right darn now
Max- Yea just never thought about it really
Rachel- I had this talk with Chloe the other night and she wasn't sure about it either
Max- I guess we're both nervous about it and want the other to do it first
Rachel-Either do it soon or don't do it at all you both need/deserve each other if neither of you work up the balls to do it what's the point
Max- Shit girl relax alright alright I'll buy a ring soon alright
Rachel- You better i'll be watching you
Rachel- Anywho have you got any other issues/problems going on since the tornado
Max- Nah all is well....
Rachel- Really Max c'mon you can tell me
Max- Okay....There is this idk other me that keeps hounding me always saying I did the wrong thing and teases me about my mistakes constantly I want her GONE
Rachel- Hmm that's Fucking terrible Max you don't need that
Max- Yeah it's been with me most of my life but lately it's gotten way worse
Rachel- And where can I find this "other you"?
Max- She only comes out every few hours
Rachel- Then i'll wait
They both wait 2 hours for the "other Max" to turn up
Bad Max- Oh we have a visitor do we?
Rachel- Indeed you do
Max- Yeah we do don't worry
Bad Max- Why is she here isn't she dead?
Rachel- You would be correct i'm also in hell and run the joint so relax just wanna talk
Bad Max- Alright....What you wanna talk about?
Rachel- Firstly why are you here irritating poor Max for years without end
Bad Max-We are the same person you can't get rid of me
Rachel- Oh wanna bet? Also answer the damn question
Bad Max- Alright I love watching her struggle with everything and having her put up with the pain of having me criticizing her every move...I enjoy it I get kicks outta it and i'll never stop until she dies
Rachel- Hmm well that's kinda mean isn't it
Bad Max- Yeah so what I ain't changing
Rachel- Hmm yeah doesn't seem you will....Unless
Bad Max- HAHAHA You do know nothing can kill me right? lolol
Rachel- Oh yeah i'm certain something can huh
Bad Max- You can try but i'm in her head what can you do to possibly get rid of me without harming Max
Rachel- Well i'm in her head as well plus i've done this kinda thing plenty of times
Bad Max- Damn this girl must be crazy 2 voices in her head
Rachel- Difference is i'm temporary and you ain't
Bad Max- Yep and I intend to stay that way
Bad Max- Have you thought of a way to "destroy" me yet haha
Rachel- Huh what yeah of course I was just enjoying the chat
Bad Max- Yeah tots have for sureeee
Rachel- Well then no more wasting time aye
Bad Max- Indeed
Rachel then begins to suck the life outta Bad Max
Rachel- Wanna talk shit now bitch
Bad Max- But but but YOU CAN'T DO THIS I'M IMMORTAL
Rachel- If I can suck the life outta you you're not as immortal as you thought whore
Bad Max- Whore? Funny coming from you
Rachel gets angrier and sucks her life faster and faster
Bad Max gets weaker and weaker and starts to disappear
Rachel- YOU'RE GONNA DIE BITCH
Bad Max- This ain't the last you've heard of me you hear
Rachel- Sorry what? Couldn't hear you over VICTORY BITCH
Bad Max- FUCK YOU RACHEL
Rachel- Nah you're not my type
Bad Max- Oh For Fuck sake
Rachel- Yea bummer aye coulda been happy but ah well
Bad Max- Screw your jokes
Rachel- Jokes? I ain't joking while you're dying I was serious
Bad Max- Yeah whateve.......
Bad Max disappears and is no longer
Max- Is...is...is she gone?
Rachel is exhausted and can barely talk or move
Rachel- Yeah...yea...she is gone...No more
Max- Are you okay Rachel?
Rachel then collapses on her back
Max- RACHEL!!! C'mon Rach stay with me c'mon
Rachel then loses consciousness Max starts to worry really badly
Max- No no no NOOOOO C'mon Rach stay with me don't go please Rach please
A long time passes without Rachel waking up
Max- I knew I shouldn't have said anything Fuck fuck FUCK what an idiot I am shoulda dealt with it alone now i've killed Rachel...Again she dies
Max- This is gonna be hard to explain to Chloe
Then suddenly
Rachel- You won't need too explain anything
Max- You're ALIVE!!!!! Holy shit you scared the shit outta me
Rachel- Yea guess that took more outta me than I thought it did...Need to work on that
Max- You were out for 2 days wtf that ain't normal is it?
Rachel- I ain't gonna lie that was my first time doing that...Plus i've never been in people's dreams this long either so that's taking it outta me as well
Rachel- I'm sooo so so so so sorry to scare you like that Max I ain't gonna do it again I promise
Max Wow Rach you did for me tho that's pretty awesome...Also it's alright it happens
Rachel- Well you were struggling with her so why not step in and help
Max- That's 2 times now you've helped me...Damn how can I ever repay you
Rachel then without any hesitation says
Rachel- Marry Chloe and your debt is paid simple
Max- Fuck I knew you would say that ahha
Rachel- Haha but seriously do it
Max- I'm gonna i'll go tomorrow get a ring then wait for the perfect time to ask her
Rachel- That's what I like to hear super Max
Max- Got the nickname from Chloe huh
Rachel- Yeah I did haha suits you
Max- Guess it does but you're the real hero here
Rachel- Nah I may have helped you a few times but i'm just a dead girl trying to write her wrongs and help who she can
Max- That's alright as well Rach
Max- I now know why Chloe loved you...You'll stop at nothing to help people you love
Rachel- Yea I do miss her a lot but that's the past this is now I can also be a total biatch if I wanna haha
Max- That would be tiring work aye haha
Rachel- Speaking of which I should probably go now feeling worn out after dealing with that bitch of yours
Max- Yea that's probably for the best but please drop in again sometime same with Chloe
Rachel- Oh don't worry i've already promised Chloe i'll be back so of course i'll visit you Max
Max- Awesome seriously thank you Rachel for everything
Rachel- It's all good Max i'm happy you are here now with Chloe with that evil bitch outta your head
Max- Ya know what same here...Anyway Goodbye Rachel
Rachel- Goodbye Mad Max
Rachel- BTW I better be invited to the wedding party haha
Max- Hahahaha Of course you are
Rachel- Great just making sure
Rachel- Catch ya Max
Max- See you Rachel
Rachel- Shit that was hard/fun/emotional all at once far out I need a nap that's for sure
Satan- Sup Rach how's it going
Rachel- Wow you're being nice i'm shocked by this revelation
Satan- Shutup and go to bed already haha
Rachel- There is the real Satan haha alright alright i'm out sheesh
Satan- Night Rach
Rachel- Night dude
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