#fop incorrect quote

[jessadamsdraws]

[corelex]

Dale and Peri's Custody Battle

Dale, with Au-Pairs: Back in the day, my father was one of the richest men in the world. Peri, with a gun: Back in the day, my grandfather is a mafia boss.

[donnetellotheturtle]

Dale: Not a single one of those dumb kids have gotten hurt yet!

Peri: ...Dumb kids?

*Sees Hazel and Dev in a dangerous situation*

Peri: Wait...Those are my dumb kids!

[isabel3710]

Fairywinkle-Cosma Family Incorrect Quotes: Part 1

Wanda: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?  Peri: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.  Wanda: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.  Peri: But I heard a siren.  Wanda: That was your dad.  Cosmo: Sorry, I got nervous.

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Cosmo: *Gasp*  Wanda: wHAT??  Cosmo: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?  Wanda: *inhales*  Timmy, in another room with Peri: Why can I hear screeching?

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*Peri is casually searching around the room*  Wanda: Hey sweetie, what’re you looking for?  Peri: My will to live.  *Timmy walks into the room*  Peri: Oh, there it is.

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Cosmo: Relationships should be 50/50. Wanda cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Peri: Y'know, bisexuality ain't that hard to understand. Girls are cute, guys are cute. What more do you want from me?  Timmy: Your wallet.

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Peri: Trouble at 2 o'clock!  Cosmo: *looks down at his watch* Cosmo: Now, how do you know that?

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Wanda: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.  Peri: No, that's not how you make cookies.  Cosmo: FLOOR IT!!  Wanda: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?  Peri: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-  Wanda: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! Timmy: DO IT!  Peri: NO-

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*The family responding to being stabbed by a sword*  Timmy: Rude.  Wanda: That's fair.  Peri: Not again.  Cosmo: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

[incorrectanti-coswanquotes]

Anti-Wanda: *opening her arms happily.* Give ya mamma a hug.

Foop:Oh, yeah…okay. hugs her sideway awkwardly.

Anti-Wanda: sudden serious tone. I got pregnant without bein' consulted because that pink cap boy wished to make ya dad counterpart pregnant. and this is what I get?

Foop: i um--

Anti-Wanda: give ya mother a hug.

Foop: okay hugs her completely and both smile.

[pandorafallz]

Teylan: Why do humans have different blood groups? Priya Chen: So the mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.

[far-from-fran]

Dev: You don't have style like me. You just wear that lame sweater. Not nearly as cool as my sunglasses, is it? Hazel: Oh, yeah? Well, you only wear those sunglasses, because your dad doesn't love you! Dev:

[talekinesis]

Someone else draw this bc I can't, but I had this scene from Inside Job and thought about in the context of Fop: ANW since both Dev and Regan have daddy issues and probably have never been hugged

if anyone draws this, pls tag me, I wanna see it :]

Hazel: We're gonna be practicing hugs!!

Dev: H-Hugs? Like.. With our bodies? Touching other people's bodies??

*Cosmo and Wanda hug*

Dev: *stressed heavy breathing*

Peri: You okay, Dev?

Dev: Y-Yeah! I'm just practicing a hug.. like a normal person would do-

Peri: *Opens arms*

Dev: *PUNCH*

Peri: *groans and goes down*

Hazel: What was that!?

Dev: I-I don't know..

[ray-land17]

Even more Peri and Irep incorrect quotes

[emilyrox]

Crocker, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

[jessadamsdraws]

@totallycorrectoddparents

[corelex]

Hazel: I think someone has daddy issues. Dev: I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES! I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL F*CKING BOY!!!

[donnetellotheturtle]

Peri: Take this *Gives Dev a crossbow*

Peri: This is my first God kid. It's okay to give children weapons right?

[isabel3710]

*Wanda and Cosmo are standing by a parked car, both panicking.*

Cosmo: *Summons a large mallet* I'm breaking the window!!

Phone speaker: Emergency assistance, this is Trina.

Wanda: *On the phone, voice stammering* Hi, we- help, we lo- we locked our sons in the car and people are judging us!

*Timmy and Poof calmly sitting in the back seat of the car.*

Cosmo: *Running at the car with the mallet* I swear I'm gonna break it!

Wanda: Do not break the window, you'll get glass on them!

Timmy: *Pulls out a DS and starts playing a game.*

Poof: *Watches him.*

Phone Speaker (Trina): Ma'am, please tell your wife to relax, everything is going to be okay.

Wanda: That's a man.

Phone Speaker (Trina): Really?

[incorrectanti-coswanquotes]

Foop: On the phone Hello, father. You are being called by the consequences of your quirky nights with my mother.

Anti-Cosmo:

Anti-Cosmo: Sighs loudly on the line What do you want, Foop?

[weirdkev27]

Dale: Look Dev, It’s not that I don’t love you anymore. It’s just that I love Irep more! Also you are dead to me.