#fooled you i did

[reyturnofbensolo]

"Can you imagine? Can you imagine if they were like, 'No problem, you can use Yoda. Not a big deal. Go for it."-Leslye Headland

🤣

[morganbritton132]

Eddie tells Wayne everything. They’re very open and honest with each other. Always have been.

Steve, on the other hand, does not talk to his parents unless he absolutely has to. If they asked him what his favorite song was, he’d lie.

So, it’s a bit of a shock when they’re back in Eddie’s bedroom, making out. Things are getting heated and Steve can hear Eddie fumbling one-handed in the drawer of his nightstand right before he mutters, “Shit.”

Steve asks, “What?”

“Nothing,” Eddie says, pulling back a bit. “Just give me a second.”

Steve watches him slide off the bed, throw open the door, and practically shout, “Hey Wayne, do you got any condoms?”

Steve is so mortified that he dissociates for a second and then leaves out the window so he doesn’t have to pass Wayne on the way out.

[lotus-pear]

mourning black and the death of ideals

[caluette]

bastard münchen game night ⚔️

[secondbeatsongs]

well folks. I've done it

at long last, I have reached the end of the boops

[paponela]

how long do you think he took to figure it out

[hazieash]

Star Trek Lower Decks S4 Ep2 is iconic for many reasons and the workout attire is one them

[violetscanfly]

How to care for your scientist - a visual guide

[balleater]

yussa might have the funniest brand of wizard hubris ever. dude isn't trying to have the most power in the world or overthrow gods and all the shit that the age of arcanum wizards and the assembly do. he's just the type of guy to see something called the "archmage bane" and think it couldn't possibly apply to him or that he can just take a little trip to the astral plane after getting told everything there is fucked and be fine. literally no one is doing it like him.

[arthursfuckinghat]

My favourite journal entry 🫶💔

"My lord, I'm a fool. Went fishing with Charles today and somehow caught feelings instead of fish. I don't know why a man like him would ever want a man like me, but I always appreciate his company. Hope I won't throw this away too."

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Gonna spend some time cleaning up the Secret Life Spreadsheet for the final post but I just need everyone to see this absolutely WILD graph that was so insane I had to triple fact check to make sure I wasn't losing my mind.

Are. Are you kidding me.

I swear I'm about to make one of these for every other season because I simply MUST know if this has always been the case, that one or two people get most of the kills. There's no way right??? Scar was simply on something this finale (Gem is always Like That I was expecting her to look this way)

Also fun tidbit: all three of Etho's deaths were because of Scar. He killed that man three times. Etho is the only person who died the same way every time.

[hivemindscape]

the buddy-buddy act ends now

[tojisun]

day ??? of trying to write that price x throat training but getting derailed by how soft he becomes :((

all crooning and outpouring petnames because more than anything, the fact that you're letting him use you is the biggest turn-on. it has him swelling under his sweats, chub filling up at every of your shy looks. it has him pinching your chin, thumb swiping over your mouth like he can't fathom how those pretty lips would be soon wrapped around his flesh.

christ.

"open up f'me, darlin'?" he asks, breaths turning ragged when you drop your jaw open, following his every quiet beckoning. he presses his thumb on the flat of your tongue, unable to hold himself back now that you've presented him the wetness that'd take all of him down.

and you would, wouldn't you? you'd swallow all of him, greedily and impatiently?

(of course, you would.)

[caemidraws]

Happy April Fools to all who celebrates

[spicy-apple-pie]

Honestly, Talia was such a shitty mom…

Ma’am. You gave your son a bowl cut. A BOWL CUT! Did you have no hairdressers in the league?? Like at all?? Who the fuck styles Ra’s goatee get them in there.

Now I just imagine her leaving him with someone for a haircut and low key crying when she came back to that.

(This is just an April Fools prank lol)

[mothflyy]

some aces because I miss him :')