#food servant

[vampireonastick]

I’m sorry but Stolas emptying the entirety of his fridge onto the floor just to shove his lanky ass bird body inside of it because he’s nervous and freaking the fuck out has to be the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

This man is a PRINCE. this man is goddamn ROYALTY. He lives in the biggest fucking palace I’ve ever seen and the best place he can think to hide is inside his FRIDGE??? this is a thirty something year old father tucking himself away with last nights leftovers because he’s so stressed about his date with Blitz.

This is why he’s my favourite. Holy fuck what a lovable disaster man.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Thanks for listening to my sad backstory. Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

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[classic-art-favourites]

The Milkmaid by Johannes Vermeer, 1658.

[trappedinafantasy37]

Does anybody else think about how Minthara is probably a very slow eater when she's with the group? About how she holds her plate, not eating anything. About how she watches, and waits for someone else to randomly drop dead. About how she doesn't start eating until after everyone has finished because it's the only way she can know for sure the food isn't poisoned.

Or about how sometimes she will secretly throw out the plate, completely paranoid about the food being poisoned. In which she silently prepares her own food in the background or eats the camp rations she gathered herself. Where she microdoses herself and her lover, not necessarily because they might return to Menzoberranzan, but because she thinks one of the other companions might poison her and her lover. Where some nights she has to insist on cooking besides the camp cook for the night or cooks entirely herself as it is the only guarantee that the food isn't poisoned.

Cause I think about it a lot.

[dailycupofcreativitea]

You know what I hate about modern DB? The food scenes 😒

Everything's always glistening and it's a huge spread and "Wow!" and "美味しいそう!!" and then Goku digs in and takes a big bite and goes "うま!!" and Piccolo sips his water and then someone fights over food and BORING 🥱🙄

Like when did DB get Ghibli-food treatment?? I don't wanna see Goku eat a meal and say it's soooo yummy unless it's Chichi's. DB and DBZ didn't do this nearly as often as modern DB does and now it's boring as heck 😒

If I see another scene of the characters eating a giant spread of food I'm gonna throw myself off a bridge fr

[darewolfcreates]

Thanks for playing with me <3

scanner messed up the colors but what ever.

PHOTO BOMB BLAST!!!!

PHOTO BOMB PART 2 COMING SOON.

[abybweisse]

Ch212, Spoilers part 3

They recall what Finny was like when they first met him, and how he's become fiercely protective of our earl.

Im not sure why Finny is shown surrounded by fire. Or what they say about Snake. But they recall past events with him, too.

Basically, it looks like a lot of recap while they travel to Brighton.

Then a waiter asks if they want anything, and our earl orders tea for Sebastian (according to @such-a-downer). Maybe it's to help him fit in. 😂

And apparently Sebastian makes a slight dig at our earl near the end here.

Quite a different train ride than the others had.

Also note that our earl has eaten his breakfast, and they are now both having tea. While the guy to the far left has been served the same breakfast but has his arms folded and doesn't seem to be eating any of it? Seriously, it looks like he hasn't even picked up a utensil. 🍽️ 🤔

I suppose next chapter they will arrive in Brighton and check into the hotel resort.

[falmerbrook]

“A teslore post about falmer! This should be interesting and-“

[orcinus-veterinarius]

Most movies with an animal cast portray zoos and/or life with humans in a negative light—or at least as the weak or soft choice compared to the freedom of the wild (dogs being the notable exception)—with the characters ultimately choosing to escape to nature in the end.

Then there’s the original Madagascar.

[moondaepuppy]

Debut or die au set in an ancient civilisation where moondae is the heir but is trying to get his amiable distant relative chungwoo to inherit instead

Moondae (after another foiled attempt at tricking chungwoo into overthrowing him): He's too nice, he would never challenge me... Am I going to have to fake my death? *Sigh* call the madman

*cheongryeo enters*

Moondae: Madman, if I needed to kill someone in a way that is convincing yet leaves no body, how would I do this?

Cheongryeo: well, from my experience-

Later, as Moondae is going over his plan:

Lee Sejin, his advisor: Pardon me, your highness, but perhaps if you simply talked to this chungwoo you could persuade him to take the position?

Moondae: ...well, alright.

Moondae: .... And that's why I would be a terrible leader. So don't you agree you should be the heir?

Chungwoo: I'm flattered, truly, your highness, but I think by saying all of this you've demonstrated why you would make a good leader after all.

Moondae: f*ck.

Moondae (begging): Just take the empire. please.

Moondae's failed plans include:

-Trying to use Raebin to threaten chungwoo (but chungwoo sees past his thug appearance.)

- Trying to act like a tyrant, but ultimately he's too kind-hearted to do anything cruel.

[mx1odyy]

5/8 anniversary fanarts. just have to wait for a few months for nemesis, kayo, and gallerian.

[bro-rawring-overtime]

Vocaloid

(EVILLIOUS CHRONICLES)

NGL, I loved listening to Vocaloid growing up... and I also really found the 7 deadly sins lore crazy

Ps. The Evillious chronicles album from Mothy iz chef's kiss👌

[millidew]

maizuru and milsiril are my favorite fucked up dungeon meshi mother figures

[animescreencolle]

Kimi wa Meido-sama E01

[stoat-party]

Did you guys ever see the Beauty and the Beast sequel Belle’s Magical World? Every time I describe it to someone I have to comb my memory to make sure it wasn’t just a REALLY weird dream I had.

My perception of the first movie was that Belle realized Beast would never actually harm her and immediately lost all fear of him (and that his servants were never actually scared of him). But no, in this movie, he upends a table and crushes several of his living dishes. To death. We see their corpses being swept up later.

He does this because Belle called him rude. Which she did after he backhanded another one of his servants across the room because it was too hot.

Belle later feels guilty? And wants to apologize? But she wants him to apologize first. So three of the servants (who, bear in mind, are trapped as appliances until these two idiots decide to fall in love) forge a letter from Beast. Beast finds out and banishes the three of them into the snow, threatening to kill them if they return. When Beast finally does decide to apologize, he barges into Belle’s room so aggressively that he crushes Cogsworth against a wall.

Belle fosters an injured baby bird. Everyone is terrified because, we are told, Beast hates animals, especially birds. Belle is so enthralled with the little dude that she misses lunch with Beast. He flips out and barges into her room, sees the bird, and starts chasing it around the castle on all fours like a dog, trashing the place in the process. He’s so checked out in this blind rage that he slips on a flight of stairs, landing on his neck.

Suddenly, he loves the bird and decides to put it in a cage. He yells at it for awhile but it won’t sing for him. Belle says it will never trust him or be happy as long as he’s keeping it imprisoned (*COUGH*) and I’m fuzzy on the details here but then he falls off a building for some reason and the bird is free and loves him.

Beast’s comical levels of abusive behavior are broken up by a weird song from Belle, and an extended sequence where the feather duster thinks Lumiere is having sex with Belle and attempts to orchestrate their deaths. (No, not a vague disneyfied canoodling, it was clearly implied to be sex.)

No, I didn’t make any of that up. You’d think a movie this ??!?!??!??! would at least be not incredibly boring, but you’d be wrong there too.

[minakoaiinos]

Cutting this whole bit and most of the servant's lines and Bard explaining how to play cricket get the fuck ouuuutttt