#fondue cookie

[allseeingportrait]

Listening to the Torture Tango and thinking about Them

[artbyramen]

[faoluoo]

unethical sapphic work environment

[kmoeaad]

[brittle-doughie]

While y/n Cookie is working at the TBD. y/n Cookie is in the break room, talking and laughing heartily with the other employees. Dark Fondue sees this and, calls y/n cookie to their office for "important talks".

“I’ve been expecting you, my handycookie~”

You close the door before immediately turning to Dark Fondue Cookie, asking that she knocks off the pleasantries and get to the point.

“Is it so wrong to want to talk the employee that’s got the TBD buzzed about important matters?”

It’s suspicious when she calls you in here after spotting her back at the doorway of the break room half an hour ago. Always with that shadow over her eyes, that smile…

“I’m just curious on how you can give everyone else your attention and yet, poor little me doesn’t even get a hello on some days.”

Her office was not on route of your work station, she values time being used efficiently, right?

“I’ve seen you take this hallway many times before, the least you can do is give me a wave hello. It always makes my day~”

“Yet, there I saw you. Mingling with your other coworkers like it was no problem. I��d let it go if was the more competent cookies, but you give those two at the Relic Management your time as well? You’ve seen how…extravagant their praise for you gets, yet you still speak to them.”

Schneeball and Maple Taffy Cookie are a bit…odd, but you got your stuff back in the end, so it was water under the bridge now.

“If it has to come to this, maybe some of those cookies will have to turn in resignation letters soon.”

This came out of left field as you were taken aback by shock.

She…she wouldn’t! Your peers hadn’t done anything wrong!

“You’d be right, but I have been meaning to speak to Cookie Resources about the standards and qualifications we should hold employees to. Cookies like you will be doing just fine, but a number of employees won’t be fitting of those standards. We can’t afford any errors and mistakes, can we?”

“Personally, if signed off, I wouldn’t mind letting go those employees myself. I’d like to see the faces of those that take up so much time of my little handycookie for when I fire them~”

Dark Fondue….that sinister smile of hers…

“Now, are we going to have a nice break time together or what?”

[marscarhime]

Women of the TBD ❤️🕰️ Headcanon heights and body types, like I just know Baguette is a tall string bean haha

[funfunkot]

Очередной винегрет из печенек (иногда забываю выложить сразу, бывает.)

[cookies-with-eyes]

Yup.

[sondronism]

Typical day in the RMD

[movie-plush-baby]

my crack cookie run theory-headcanon is that dark fondue is actually dark choco’s mother and she randomly fucking left dark cacao with their kid just to go be a bitch at the time balance department

[retr0scum]

loving the new season so far

[homeofhousechickens]

Did you know chickens are cookie clicker fans

[artbyramen]

[faoluoo]

yearning dark fondue hours

[wikihowhowtoexist]

ghh. please dont flop. please dont flop. please don

this took like 203 layers. and 13 hours and 30 minutes btw. irlk it was like 2-3weeks

but uhh it doesnt look that official iguess. who carez

jhere lemme show you like two easter eggs i put there actually:3

this ones pretty obvious id.say

just reffering to how timekeeper is croissant

okay so no. coffee candy isnt crying at nothing. HGEEDLP

if you recognize the lobby theyre in. uyes its the witches kitchen. and you can see matilda(the witch from cr) (search her up) hand slightly. thats becasue, tk felt silly , trapped baugette and coffee candy in the witches kitchen and made them run away from . their death!

right as the witch was about to grab therm both. tk was like 'oops this went too far' and then bought them back to the present timeline! teehee

also the picture . thats floating kinda. is a hc that. string and croi were. childhood besties... hgh,,,,

[brittle-doughie]

I would love to hear a follow up to maple taffy stealing and collecting y/n's things 👀 I bet he has a y/n shrine hidden somewhere hfhdhd

You should’ve known that suspiciously crooked shelf with no artifacts was hiding something!

“B-before you move that shelf, take a look at this gem stone I found”

“T-the violet dragon egg?”

“This fossil right here!”

It was too late for him at this rate, you had move the shelf out of the way to reveal a small room…with ALL of your missing stuff?!

“Y/N Cookie’s equipment….”

“Y/N Cookie’s jacket!”

Even Coffee Candy Cookie and Baguette Cookie were taken aback by this shrine, their priorities in the opposite directions however….

Maple Taffy chuckled awkwardly as he tried to salvage the situation.

“I-I did state that nothing would be too hard to find if I put my mind to it!”

These weren’t relics, this was your stuff!

“To you, it may seem mundane. To me, they’re belongings to a truly remarkable handycookie! It would pain me to let them collect dust!”

Then he should explain why there were articles of your clothing in there too! Your hat, your jacket, even a set of pants you had lost a few weeks ago!

“T-the clothing counted too!”

“Maple Taffy Cookie. This type of conduct is completely inappropriate and encroaches on Y/N Cookie’s workspace. I’d recommend that you turn these items back in…”

Thank you, Baguette Co-

“Over to me for confiscation.”

You begged your pardon. You were right here, why not just give them back to you right now?

“It’s the procedure, Y/N Cookie. I have to make sure every single item missing is accounted for. Do not worry, they will arrive back to your workspace in due time.”

“I-If Baguette Cookie is going to get Y/N Cookie’s stuff, then I want some too! T-the jacket first, please…”

“Coffee Candy Cookie, what are you doing…?!”

No one is having it-

“What’s all the commotion over here? Ooh! Is that Y/N Cookie’s hat there? Mind if I add it to my collection?”

Dark Fondue, what are you talking about-

“You’re not fooling me, Baguette Cookie. I found these first, leave me be to them.”

You just gave up and started to grab all of your stuff as the 4 argued, making a clean escape as you hurried out. You were definitely locking your doors from now on!

“Nice stuff you got there, mind if I help you with that?”

Not now, Director!