#fo shooo

[fanaticsnail]

Oh god this, okay so, okay so this is obviously related to @feral-artistry s last buggy picture which I will absolutely swoon over even more tomorrow but it just gotta get this out because rose its going to haunt me but I don’t want to just drop mini fic in their inbox even though I’m INSPIRED so uh ADFSDG:

Working at the Crossguild as some sort of servant and getting a call from Crocodile on the in house Denden to “Collect that fool and escort him to his quarters.” You obviously have put two and two together and rightfully assumed the clown was drunk of his rockers, what you didn’t guess was that he also would be just lounging around in his birthday suit. Mihawk at least threw a scarf on there for your sake but makes it clear you’re still supposed to bring Buggy back to his room. “Where… uh where are his clothes?” And Crocodile shrugs and Mihawk just responds with “Not the faintest idea.”

So the most awkward walk of shame starts because you desperately try to wrap the piece of cloth around Buggy’s hips like a skirt or loincloth but he’s a wriggly fucker when he’s drunk, giggling and letting himself fall back on the couch with a “WHEEEE!” Before cackling, laughing, trying to break into song every now and then. The other two men make no effort to help. You could swear Crocodile is holding back a grin. Like he knows. Like he knows that you have a hard time being so close to Buggy with him being so touchy. Like the man you hold a fair share of not strictly platonic or professional feelings for being buck naked and you desperately trying not to look, to give him some decency, is the most entertaining show he’s seen in a while.

You finally manage to get him up and hang half walk,half drag, half carry parts of him back to his room. Buggy is still giggly and affectionate. “Fa-Fa-Fuuuaaaa-Fank you deah. You a, You a real peach.“ he looks up from the spot where he’s leaning against your shoulder and detaches his head to give you an uncoordinated kiss on the cheek. Your face flames up.

You FINALLY get this poor idiot to bed, which he flops onto like a dead fish. You turn to leave when you feel his hand tug at your sleeve. „Wh-Why donchu stay hea? I gotta…I gotta biiiiag nice bed fo tu and-„ „Sir. Sir you’re drunk.“ He pouts „I-I like you when I’m sober too.“ „I like you too sir but-„ „Den why- Den why- Ahhh. AHHHH. I see.“ he pokes your nose and wags his finger in a tsk-tsk motion. „S because you a good pesson. N you, N you see me n say „He’s nut-He’s nut able to make…Consent…he’s….heeeeees-“ uuuughhg.“ his head hits the pillow again. „You shooo good. How did you get so beautiful n good?“ You gently reattach his hand to his wrist again. „I’m- I’m still gonna- still gonna like you -s-sober.“ he repeats, right before he drifts of to sleep.

You close the door and your hand ghosts over your cheek where he kissed you. You hope he was telling the truth.

For the love of "all that was and is, and is to come," creators ADORE when you drop in their inboxes. @feral-artistry would not mind, would you dear? 👀

Her Buggy art is just amazing. The hook, the hook, the hook. Every time the hook the hook the hooooook.

My gosh, look at you coming in with full prose, anon!! Mini fic drabble of assisting the cross-guild as their errand person is my absolute favourite.

Stumbly, jumbly clown man falling apart and stuttering is way too funny. Detached head cheek kisses with breath smelling of stagnant booze? Yes. I love a man.

[notahorseindisguise]

my creeper dont grief around because ive got a bow and this i know fo shooo

[br4tphobia]

Hi vall so my birthday coming up and I can only get press ons cause my mama said so I’m think sum like dis in a cute duck nails type thing

Or should I get a more classy French tip with charms so my mom don’t be trippin

omg the duck nails fo shooo!! theyre so cuteee and happy early birthday bby 🙁🙁🙁🙁

[chiefkeefpharrell]

gonna also probably buy these pc parts this week fo shooo

[caregiver-twylas-daycare]

Eeeeeek bbabaaaa I shooo excited fo tomorrow!! i could jus screaaammm!

ar chu like reawy reawy reawy reawy exited too mx. Twy Twy?

I watching season 1 rn!

are chu happy wiff your new phone?

Ahhh! Yes! I am so excited! However, I may not be watching heartstopper s2 tomorrow because I wanted to watch it with a friend! And he had to cancel due to personal reasons. He is okay, though! I have been rewatching it ever so often and fell asleep to it one night!

[geospark]

Uhhhhh

MY BABY DONT MESS AROUND CAUSE SHE LOVES ME SO AND THIS I KNOW FO SHOOO

HEEYYYY YAAAAAAAA

WITH A TASTE OF YOUR LIPS IM ON A RIDEEEE

[dearly]

louis did not get custom made vans with the album cover of the devil and god are raging inside of me, for everyone to forget about his sincere rock/punk/emo/alt roots ok

[hydrangeadreamer]

Might possibly stream today. Not sure yet.

[liljauregay]

TEAM LAUREN FOR LIP SYNC BATTLE !!! ❤️🌈🥂

[yourdarkfantasy9]

What are your kinks

I got a mask kink fo shooo

[rockbell1003]

Hay fever and Headaches

Alright so I’m not entirely sure how I feel about this fic but I’ve been working on it for a while now and I’m just gonna say YOLO and post it. As always I hope you enjoy reading about Mal and Kai and feel free to message or send me asks if you wanna know more about them :)

I stifled a yawn against the back of my hand as I waited for my suitcase at the baggage claim, my eyes peeled for its blue plaid print. The flight from Chicago to Boston wasn’t necessarily a long one but I’ve always found flying alone a bit stressful, which was now catching up with me. Once I snagged my suitcase off the carousel I weaved my way through the crowd and parked myself next to an empty bench to check my phone. Kai had flown in a few days before me, to help his brother with the preparations for his wedding this weekend. The plan was for Kai to pick me up, but I had no new messages and I wasn’t quite sure where we were meeting. I scrolled through our previous messages just in case he had sent me more info that I missed, when I suddenly felt something cold and wet against my cheek.

“Holy-” I jumped and looked over to see Kai standing next to me with a Starbucks frappuccino in his hand that he was still holding dangerously close to my face, “ jeezus you scared me,” I muttered. Kai, looking overall pleased with himself just smiled, “you are so lucky that you’re cute,” I said as I took the drink from him.   

Kai laughed, “I know flying alone stresses you out, so I thought it would help,” he bent down to take my suitcase and I took a sip of my drink, a Double Chocolatey Chip Frappuccino, which was delicious.

I narrowed my eyes, “You just know that the only way I’d forgive you for scaring me like that is with chocolate.” 

Kai shrugged, “maybe, or maybe I just wanted to greet my girlfriend with her favorite Starbucks drink,” he bent down to kiss me, “snf how was the flight?”

My ears perked up at the sniff but I didn’t comment on it, “it was fine, watched a lot of Naruto. How’ve you been?” I glanced up at him, trying to discreetly discern whether or not he contracted one of his travel colds or if he was suffering from hay fever. His hair was disheveled, as if he had run his hands through it a few times but his eyes looked clear and his nose didn’t look pink. 

Kai caught my staring and immediately knew what I was doing, “I’m fine Mal, just a little sniffly from the pollen, nuh..huh..thing to worry abou..huh-ITCHuh..snfl.” Kai brought his fist up to his nose to give it a quick rub. His cheeks tinged a bit pink from embarrassment at his poor attempt at denial and he wouldn’t look at me.

I let it slide and took another sip from my drink, “alright, so where we off to then?” 

Kai’s free hand grabbed mine as we made our way outside, “we’ll drop your things off at James’s and then we’ll meet up with him, Hannah, and the rest of my family for dinner.” 

Preoccupied with my delicious chocolate concoction I just nodded and followed his lead. 

✾ 

Looking over at Kai from my seat at the table I was mentally calling him out on his bullshit. His nose had gradually gotten pinker since he picked me up from the airport and I had counted five sneezes since we'd arrived at the restaurant. He brushed it off well, so that he wouldn’t worry his family but he couldn’t fool me. 

“So Mallory how was your flight?”  I turned my gaze away from Kai to his younger sister Erika who was sitting next to me. 

I smiled, “It was good, I managed to get through a good few episodes of Naruto and they gave out some really good crackers,” 

Erika laughed, “that’s always a bonus, sometimes plane peanuts just don’t cut it,” 

I smiled and agreed with her and we continued to chat until our food arrived, and since the only thing I had today was said plane crackers and my Starbucks version of a chocolate milkshake, I was starved. Perhaps a bit too eagerly I dug into my pasta and it was delicious.

“Taste good?” I looked up to see Kai smiling across from me as he gestured to the fork full of noodles. I swallowed and felt heat rise into my cheeks, hoping that the rest of his family didn’t notice, I nodded not trusting my voice….I also had no desire to stop eating. 

“What did you get? Snf” Kai asked as he ate a forkful of his own dinner. 

I swallowed my current mouthful and stabbed another noodle with my fork, “I got the pesto cavatappi, wanna try some?”

I started to scoot my plate closer to his so I could scoop out some of my noodles but I stopped when I saw Kai reach for his napkin and bring it up around his nose and mouth, “heptCH..huh..hih..giTCH-uh..snf” it took Kai a moment before he lowered his napkin back to his lap and everyone including myself offered him a bless you. A bit embarrassed, Kai just nodded in response and took the fork out of my hand to scoop some of my dish onto his plate. Once he was done and he raised his head to look at me, I gave him a look. The kind that meant, you know I saw that and now I know so don’t you dare lie to me about it but I’m not gonna bring it up cuz your family is sitting right next to us, his response was a small smile and mouthing the words, “I’m fine” so he didn’t draw any unwanted attention or worry from his family. I rolled my eyes and went back to my pasta, he could try to keep it a secret all he wants but there was no way in hell that I’d let him continue to hide it from me. 

✾ 

I was exhausted, moments away from a food induced coma and my head started to pound  from the long day I had. I wanted nothing more than to shower and faceplant into a nice comfy bed next to my obviously allergy suffering boyfriend...but said boyfriend had other ideas, like being a pain in the ass. 

We were staying in James and Hannah’s guest room while we visited, I sat on the bed to take off my shoes and Kai was rummaging through his suitcase, “James is gon..huh..hah..na hNXT-uh go out fo...hih hiITCH-uh drinks with some friends snfl… I think I’m gonna join him,”

I set my shoes down next to where Kai placed my suitcase and then turned to face him, “Are you going to take anything?”

Kai’s hands paused for a moment but he continued to rummage through his belongings, “Snf, I’m fine Mal, nothing to worry about,”

 I raised an eyebrow but he had already turned away from me and brought an arm up to his face, “ISHHOOOO...heiiSHOOO….SHOOO..Snf” 

“Bless you,” I said and handed him a tissue I took from the nightstand. He made a sound of acknowledgement in the back of his throat and proceeded to blow his nose. That’s when I knew something wasn’t right, whenever I would bless him he would always respond with I love you, at least when it was just the two of us. It was silly and kind of embarrassing at first but he always said it back even if he felt like shit so at this point I’m concerned.

 “are you sure you’re okay?” I asked again a bit more timidly as I lightly rested my hand on his arm. 

“‘m fine,” he replied, bringing the tissue back up to his nose to give it a quick swipe. I brought a hand up to rub my forehead in an attempt to ease the pain of my headache, it didn’t do much to help the pain or my waning patience. 

“Alright, fine do whatever you want,” I said as I started unzipping my suitcase, “sorry that I care about you and the fact that ever since dinner you’ve been acting weird but I guess that’s none of my business apparently,” with more force than intended I opened my suitcase and some of my clothes fell out onto the floor, “since you’re being so stubborn about it I’ll just shut up and take a shower-”

“Are you okay?”

I looked up from searching for my pajamas to see Kai staring at me, his nose was noticeably redder than before. His fist pressed against the underside of his nostrils with the tissue I gave him crumpled in it. I roughly rubbed my forehead again, “no, not really, my head hurts and I’m worried about you but you’re being a stubborn ass-” I paused realizing what I had just said. I sighed and restarted, “I’m sorry, but my head hurts and I’m tired so before I say anything else that I’m gonna regret I’m gonna go shower,” I stood up, having finally found my pajamas and toiletries and walked over to the door.

“Mal, wait I’m uh...huh..heIISHOO..heITCH”

It might have been a bit mean of me but I didn’t stop to bless him this time, “have fun with James and your friends tonight. I’ll see you later,” I left the guest room and walked into the bathroom closing the door behind me.

✾ 

I let out a sigh as the hot water sprayed me in the face, I had a habit of speak first think later which normally just led me to saying something stupid or embarrassing. However, sometimes like today it leads me to say things I don’t mean. A habit that always seems to bite me right in the ass. As I stood under the spray I couldn’t help but replay what had happened in my head, I could’ve handled it better. I should’ve handled it better, I shouldn’t have pressed him and then bit his head off when he didn’t outright tell me what was wrong. Unlike me Kai doesn’t act without thinking things through- I let out another sigh and rub my head. No matter how much I think about what happened, it doesn’t change the fact that it did. It also didn’t help my headache. A bit reluctantly I shut off the water and stepped out of the shower and changed into my pajamas. 

“HUH!DJjj’SSHHtt!Uoo-HERRUSSSHHOOO!..ugh” Startled I opened the bathroom door to see Kai sitting to the side of the doorframe, his right hand scrubbing hard at his nose. 

“Kai, what’re you-?” I began to ask but I was stopped by Kai holding his hand up in a ‘one moment’ gesture before succumbing to more sneezes.

“HUH!Heh-HEPTCHUU...heh...hePTCH,” slowly Kai pulled himself up from the floor and scrubbed at his nose. His eyes were pink and were set on his feet, his nose red and twitchy. He overall looked like he would fall over if I just blew on him, taking his hand I tugged him into the bathroom and set him down on top of the toilet seat. 

“I’m sorry,” I said as I handed him a wad of tissues, he took them and cupped them around his face, alternating nostrils he blew his nose clearing the congestion. Once he was finished he bunched the wad in his left hand and grabbed my hand with his right. 

“Why are you apologizi’g?” he asked, his voice still a little congested, he sniffled, “I’m the one who...hih...whuh..hiNXTch-uh..sngk,” Kai turned his head to stifle into his shoulder, “fugk, snfl” he brought the wad of tissues up to his face and sniffled. 

I gave his hand a small squeeze, “bless you,” 

Kai turned back to face me and smiled his nose twitching, “lobve you,” I reached over to the vanity and pulled out a few more tissues, Kai tossed the used ones into the wastebasket and accepted the new ones from my hand. A bit reluctantly he released my other hand in order to properly blow his nose, with both hands steepled over his nose. 

“I’m sorry that I got mad and bit your head off,” I said, Kai paused his blowing but kept his hands and the tissues over his nose, “I was just worried about you.”  

He brought his hands down and proceeded to toss the used tissues into the wastebasket, “I know,” he clasped his hands together and let out a sigh, “I just wanted things to be perfect,” 

I placed my hand over his, “what do you mean?”

Kai purposefully wriggled his nose to dispel a tickle, “My brother is getting married in a few days and I..ih..hih..hiINXTch..uh, snfl, I didn’t want this,” he freed one of his hands from my grasp and gestured to his face, “to ruin it.” 

I raised an eyebrow, “so you thought denying that you have hay fever and not taking antihistamines was the answer?”

Kai let out a sigh and his shoulders drooped, “yes...no, I don’t know, it was stupid and I’m sorry that I made you worry,” he brought our conjoined hands up to his lips and pressed a light kiss to the back of my hand, “how’s the headache?”

I gave a small smile, “let’s just say I’m ready to take some Advil and crash for the night.” Suddenly Kai stood up and pulled me into our bedroom across the hall, sitting me on the bed before walking back out. Confused, I called out to him, “Kai, what’re you doing?”

My response however was a flurry of sneezes, “HAAAAESSCHEWWW!! HEPCHEWWWW!!! Heh...heh..HEESSSSCHEWWWW...sngkl...ugh, I’b taki’g care of you dow,” 

“Bless you!” I called out as he made his way back into our room with a glass of water in one hand and my toiletry bag in the other. 

“Lobve you,” he replied before handing me the glass, “here gibve be a bombend,” he asked before rummaging through the toiletry bag to find what he was looking for. As he did I reached over to the nightstand and grabbed him more tissues. “Here,” I looked up to see Kai holding out his hand which held my Advil in it. 

“Thank you,” I told him as I held out my own with the tissues and we exchanged our goodies. Once done I set my glass on the nightstand and curled up on the bed, closing my eyes as Kai shut off the lights. I felt the mattress dip with his weight as he adjusted himself to fit against my body, placing an arm loosely over me. I opened my eyes to take his hand, playing with his fingers, “I forgot to ask,” Kai hummed in response to let me know that he was listening, “what happened to drinks with your brother?”

Kai pulled me closer mumbling into my hair, “this is more important,” 

Smiling I closed my eyes and drifted off into a much needed sleep in the comfort of his arms.

[nadinecaine]

hi lovelies! ✨✨idek what came over me, but this better be my last muse or i s2g. she is the opposite of estella and mariel fo shooo, so it’s nice to have a change up. info and potential wcs are under read more - meet NADINE CAINE:

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+ traits:  observant, compassionate, perceptive , engaging, patient

- traits: confrontational, selfless, reserved, unfazed, deceptive

occupation: therapist

Been in charming for 30 years on/off and counting

CONTENT WARNINGS: abandonment tw, shooting tw

BIOGRAPHY:

to put it straight, nadine was born out of a one night stand. her father couldn’t keep it in his pants, let alone hold back on his charm and so when he did his usual visits at charming’s local strip club—he knocked up her mother, an escort and stripper. her father stayed through the pregnancy, but once nadine was born—it was like a game of hot potato as they argued on who had to care for her. this went on throughout her childhood that she’d repressed for the most part. 

out of all years, they chose to have their honey moon stage when the rivalry between the devils disciples and wicked wolves were prominent. you see, owen caine was part of the MC as an advisor and dina singh worked closely with the wolves at mayhem maidens. that romeo and juliet-esque love they had between them was short-lived after the truce. 

it was there that dina ended up leaving charming and left nadine with owen. the MC became her family, along with some of the wolves and maidens who knew her mother then. despite everything, nadine didn’t lose her light and made the most out of her upbringing. seeing the MC and gang’s for what it is made her realize that despite the negative connotation they hold, there was good in them and she vowed to make a difference for those who were oppressed and prejudiced. 

she originally left charming to not only pursue her medical degree in order to become a psychiatrist, but to also see what else was out there. charming was its own bubble and she thought a break from it all wouldn’t hurt. but her studies came to a halt when her father under went an accident. a shoot out gone wrong, owen caine became paralyzed from the waist down.

nadine had always told her father to retire, that with the newer generation and members, they would continue on the MC legacy. however, his stubbornness got the best of him and further, affected her by having to put his needs first. he wasn’t the perfect dad, but he never gave up on her and so, she felt obliged to do the same for him. therefore, she pursued a degree in psych and counselling and further, took a few specialization courses, just so she’d be able to become a therapist at charming and have her own private practice. 

CURRENTLY & HEADCANONS

she’s been a therapist for a little over 5 years now and has clients from all walks of life and associations.

after her father’s incident, he was excommunicated and went through the removal of his tattoo with nadine by his side. it was there that she saw the downfall of owen caine and the man she called her father.

she tried to care for him on her own, but had to place him in assisted living. owen didn’t blame her and expected it. she visits everyday, even when he doesn’t want to see her.

no matter how corrupt charming is, she doesn’t expose any of her clients. she has made it clear that she’d rather die than do so.

🚨INSPO ALERT🚨: THINK OF HER AS LINDA FROM LUCIFER!!!!!!

although she has established relationships with people in both the MC and the gangs, she still holds resentment towards everything they do. if there was an option to abolish them, she’d be all for it. it’s the system that she has an issue with, not the people. she believes they’re in too deep with the cause, greed and power.

her father taught her how to ride her own motorcycle, she rides it frequently as it helps her get through town. 

random fact! she enjoys pottery :3 

does have insomnia and often takes walks or long rides at night to work it out.

to sum her up: she has the biggest heart in this fucked up world and she is the voice of reason. underneath all this, she’ll never admit it, but she is exhausted. fake it, till ya make it bayyybeee!~ 

WANTED CONNECTIONS

honestly, these are just a few - but i’m absolutely down for anything we can come up with.

any devils or wolves that she has a relationship with, it could either be good or bad (*note her father dedicated most of his life to the MC) 

childhood, high school, ride or die, best friends

clients

frenemies & enemies

romantic/exes/fwb/flirtationship

connections outside of charming (*she did study outside of charming) 

[softforcal]

I've never sent a blurb request before but luke choking reader for the first time and he covers her in hickeys and marks or something. Maybe jealous boyfriend luke after they bounce into her ex? Something like Dulcet where they're experimenting maybe idk.

aw you read Dulcet and i appreciate you so much for that what the heck i ADORE you. okay, i can feel this vibe.

BDSM and choking arent really things that come up when you meet someone, or even when you’re dating. i feel like this sort of talk is needed a little ways into a relationship unless someone acts on it first. something like seeing an ex could spurt it on, like remembering what the choking was like with him and then being like well now i miss choking. anyways. 

you’re a little nervous of how to tell Luke you want to be choked, that you’re okay if he marks you up, that you’re okay if he’s aggressive. it is 2019 and boy appreciates women properly so he’s not just about to lay hands on you in the middle of fucking you, so you know you’re going to have to bring it up.

after a date you end up at his place, watching a movie on the couch, and thats when you know you have to just do it. swinging your leg over his waist you straddle him, kissing him while you grind down against him. Luke’s hands go to your hips and he groans into your mouth, fingers just bordering on rough, but still not enough to hurt.  

you grab his hand and move it up your body, stopping briefly as his large hand covers your boob, then you raise it a little more and Luke breaks the kiss, laughing a little, “what are you doing?”

“trust me?” you ask and Luke’s eyes land on your hands as he allows you to wrap his fingers around your neck. 

then his grip tightens and he pulls you close, already delighting you, “so my pretty girl likes to be choked huh?” he’d tease.

you’d make a sound of affirmation fo shooo

“what else do you like baby?” he’d ask, teeth going to nip at your shoulder, biting and making you moan, “marks?” he asks, lips smoothing the skin, “what else have you been hiding baby?”

****

he was normal and then he was evil i dont know what happened there but he’s hot im sorry

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[shmoopy]

my baby don’t mess around bcuz she loves me so this i know fo shooo~

[notyobabygirl]

so update: (the guy i stopped talking to a month ago that msgd me last week asking if i missed him) I just saw that a girl he knows posted a pic of them together on vsco at the aquarium so i guess theyre a thing now... but he told me that he wasnt ready for a relationship so like thats fun🙃 And then she deleted the pic later on so i was confused, but yeah so ive come to the conclusion that guys are T R A S H!

reading this I was like omg guys fucking sick dude. Not all guys are trash because you will find a really really really good one ;) but ya, this one is trash fo shooo. Ew he makes me cringe

[carlinglovestay]

So we all guna loose it for every stamp on the calendar fo shooo

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