#fml i want a banana now.

[sovaharbor]

trying to decide what fruit to get on sunday to freeze and throw into my cereal....

[dastardlydandelion]

Tagged by @foxgirlontherun!

Last Song: technically the credits by arrows in action as used in this fantastic lottienat edit, but the last song i listened to in full was the hearse by matt mason.

Favourite colour: black. 🖤

Last movie/TV show: the golden girls reruns.

Sweet/spicy/savoury: depends on my mood but right now, spicy!

Relationship status: single but with prospective boo in sight! currently working on wooing strategy.

Last thing that I googled: did some digging about the attitude brand's laundry products. i personally like the way it smells and it's marketed as eco-friendly, but it's always good to double check these things since companies are known to mislead. but attitude products consistently get a B grade and up from the EWG and the detergent i was using met the strictest standards, so i'm going to stick with it!

Current obsession: oof, nothing *good* honestly. mind's a bit of a mess atm.

Last book: just finished 'the kite runner' by khaled hosseini for a class (i am extremely delayed in getting my degree, fml) and enjoyed it even though i cried like every other chapter. FINALLY finished 'it all began with a scream' by padraic maroney in my personal time. it's about the making of the scream franchise and wow! it was a very informative and yet also fun read. although i do wish there had been more than a paragraph dedicated to scream: resurrection and that the author would've reached out to those involved, as i truly think the story was underrated even if i readily admit the show itself is bad lmao. my sweet guilty pleasure garbo. 🗑💘

Looking forward to: national banana bread day, on february 23rd! i hope to go see my grandma and bake with her, and eat some nice warm bread in the bathtub (she has a very nice bathtub).

i tag whoever wants to do this! followers, feel free to say i tagged you, no pressure but the invitation is open!

[daintyandempty]

22/4/23

Guess who fucked it!… got way too drunk then ofc ended up sharing the pizza I had in the fridge w my friend bc I was drunk and wanted to eat EVERYTHING…. Lesson learned here - do NOT have pizza or ready made food ever again in the fridge.

Idk why I even bought pizza, yes I could fit it into my calorie restrictions but why would I 🤮🤮🤮 nahhh fear food now, I don’t wanna eat new things at home I wanna stick to my routine.

Lunch - 390 (yogurt and apple) Dinner - 331 (noodles w veg) Snacks - 1,124 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 (5 shots of gin, hot chocolate, half a pizza rip) TOTAL - roughly 1900 😵😵🪦🪦🪦

Okay soooo I’m gonna have to fast one day to make up for this, bc it’s already hard to keep losing at the weight I’m at and I wanna see a difference when I get on the scale on Friday… can’t fast today bc I’m going for a roast w my family fml

Plan! Monday - fast until 1 then have Greek yogurt (285 cals), then bag of spinach (50 cals) for dinner - (335 calories total) ….

Tuesday - Greek yogurt w no apple for lunch (285), noodles with veg for dinner (331) - total 616 cals- maybe a banana as a snack

With caffeine, faith, and discipline I can do this!!!

[problematicpervertpod]

recs on recs on recs

Yaoi/Manga I’m reading/have read. Please support the artists on official websites. If you have recs or want to chat about any of these get in my messages right the fuck now my dudes. Also spoilers, also this probably doesn’t make sense to anyone but me, also I think I’m funny sorry in advance.

Dangerous Convenience Store

Tags: Ongoing, self aware lead for the most part, gangs, smut, love triangle, possessive, not rapey, seme is like the fucking hulk compared to uke, college, age gap, good art, muscular bodies, seme is adorable/romantic in sp chapters, sexual awakening, meeting the gang (in two ways!), FAINTS OF CUTENESS/HOTNESS, the memes after every chapter got me gagged, HAHE hahahahahahahahahaha, OMG DO I GET SOME CNC?! (update: short lived), we stan a vocal man (Ahjussi), thigh fucking, my mans be like my thighs hurt fuck my ass instead DECEASED, ass smacking, these memes are so good god damnit, rimming

8/10, I live for Ahjussi (Am I spelling this wrong..)

The New Employee 

-love love love

Tags: ongoing, we stan supportive boyfriends, healthy relationship, boss/employee, smut, office setting, good art, 10/10 will re-read, muscular bodies

Love Shuttle

Tags: completed, ABO, enemies to lovers, possessive, coworkers, fake relationship, strong omega, the art sucks but I like the story, art gets better after the 1st season, alphas eyes change colors when happy/anxious, muscular bodies, 7/10, update 10/10 art is meh but fml this storyline is basic af in the best way and it’s the fluff/smut I need, when you’re caught by the folks *cringe*

Hold Me Tight

Tags: ongoing, boss/employee, bodyguard, gio can’t feel heat until felix comes along, uke is strong af, horny bastards, smut, possessive, tragic childhood, moving in together right away, rich seme, felix in a bunny costume though *heart eyes*, dialogue is great, rape in a technical sense but the vibe is written like both characters are all good after? Ex. hospital scene…dub con, ART IS GREAT, hand holding during sex, 10/10 will re-read, muscular bodies

Yours to Claim 

Tags: ongoing, love triangle, Dom/sub dynamics, smut, main is big switch energy, reincarnation, jealousy, manipulative, possessive, self aware lead for the most part, toxic af, GREAT ART, college, rich semes, 10/10 will re-read and not even finished, SONOFABITCH that cliff hanger!! Season 3 come thruuuu (I have to wait until November? *cries* BUT MAH LOVE TRIANGLE!!, I want a THROUPLE GOD DAMN IT

The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation

Tags: obsessed with this story, will the incense burner scenes make it?? No tags because I'll never forget this one haha wangxian 5ever, send me all fanfics/fan art you have about this story, love Dark Wangji, Jadecest, ABO/omegaverse, Bottom Wangji/Top Wei Ying, and honestly anything regarding this fandom

Bj Alex

Tags: completed, great art, 11/10 will re-read, cam boy, fanboy, seme is an asshole, uke is so sexy, jealously, rich seme, enemies to lovers kind of?, CHANWOO IS MY BOY FOR LIFE, Chanwoo MD supremacy, BDSM (like really really), fuck I love Chanwoo, college students, rich seme, emotional rollercoaster, uke soft body, mean seme, college life, that one nosy bitch ass guy trying to expose my boys needs to fuck right off, seme split/fake personality, dub con 

Anti PT

Tags: ongoing, 11/10 re-readable, porn with feelings, love triangle, jealousy, attempted non-con, personal training wink wink, main love interest is actually the best, second male lead is a god damn creep, first time, smut, great art, sex addict/constantly horny uke, I WANT A HWI, 

Related: https://www.anime-planet.com/manga/anti-pt/recommendations 

Payback

Tags: ongoing, both are psychopaths tbh, revenge, gangs, uke sells himself to seme, violent seme, entertainment industry, brunette supremacy, what this motherfucker gonna do? hehe , great art, muscular bodies, dead dove do not eat, my mans must be GOOD looking/animal magnetism cause everyone losing their fucking minds, okay this is a comedy I’m dying, he tried to scare him with wanting to be a top but my psycho said REVERSEUNO BITCH I’M A VERSE (wait jk apparently *sigh*), anonymous masked sex (sad n’ kinky)

My Suha

Tags: ongoing, wow this gets dark, possessive af like holy shit, terrible people all around uke, rape, boss/employee, office politics/family politics, smut, characters that are punchable, dead dove do not eat, *velociraptor noises*, avoided this for a while but I’m back because nothing can be more emotionally devastating than Banana Fish, TIE HIM UP, FUCK HIS FACE ALKSJD:ASKD, FUCK SUHA UR SO HOT that dirty talk though YAS, glad I picked this back up lmao, GOD DAMN IT just when the package arrived then this red head fucker *screams*

Shame Application aka Dirty Vibration

Tags: completed, friends to lovers, model seme, cute af uke, love triangle, entertainment industry, smut, kink, all kinds of sex everywhere, realized feelings, mutual pining, jealousy, rich seme, blonde seme, big brother 1984 always watching, 10/10 would re-read, porn with plot, they were roommates!, ~straight~ seme, first times, great art, remembering some cringe but considering the story it’s par for the course

Will You Subscribe

Tags: ongoing, season 1 completed, enemies to lovers, cam boy, office politics, boss/employee, hiding a secret, public sex, stalkers/creepy men, emotionally stunted characters, mutual pining, idiots in lust, lingerie company, slut shaming, jealousy/possessiveness, season 2 bebeh, HOLDING HANDS *velociraptor noises*, LMAO okay my mans is not THAT old how tf does he not know netflix and chill, BUNNY COSTUME (quickly becoming my new fav trope in manga, A+ gang), oh we stan a good boy, wtf is wrong with wanting to do cam work, ‘I wish my marks could become permanent’ *omegaverse wink*, *works for lingerie company* *doesn’t understand where bf gets sexy costumes* like wut kind of fuckery…, cross dressing ftw, roleplay, classic BL miscommunication trope

Hyperventilation

Tags: completed, high school crush, unrequited love, mutual pining, smut, quickie (short story), class reunion, apparently furry with the extra chapter turning my man into a bunny but c'est la vie! https://myreadingmanga.info/korean-bl-animation-hyperventilation-engsub/ this is the animation of the same story, different endings but same in tone (this site is spammy AF but the English subs are so hard to find for this) 8/10 

Unmei no tsugai ga omae da nante

Tags: only one bed, ABO, office setting. Coworkers, enemies to lovers, competitive, equality in the omegaverse, dubcon, real dicks and not lightsabers, fated pair, art is cute af 8/10

K’s Secret

Tags: buckle up buttercup, dead dove do not eat, angst, pining, somnophilia, dub con, non con, boss/employee, manipulative, stalking, forced relationship, tragic childhood background, weird art but gets better,  uke: don’t threaten me with a good time but seriously stop threatening me, possessive & obsessive, seme is like the fucking hulk compared to uke, wow were going full psycho stalker hm?, dating a narcissist is all fun and (mind)games, con non con… ? honestly who tf knows, domestic!, OW MY HEART, the t/n WAP note sent me, ch 51 translated by gen z, do special ep= furry? Wait there’s a maid costume, bunny costume, directors friends keeping it real, rough translations 8/10

Enthusiasm

Tags: ongoing, dead dove do not eat, uke buys seme, masc boys, muscular bodies, fight club, master/slave, rich uke, revenge, real dicks not lightsabers, rough sex, cuckholding, daddy issues, suicide, wow the end of ch 5 punched a hole in my heart, penile implant life,  rough translations makes the storyline wonky, nvm back to lightsabers *star wars noises*, HAD ME FEELING SOME TYPE OF WAY I CAN NOT, shibari, possessive, wait this is cute *velociraptor noises*, angst, no kithes for you “bestie”, OBSESSED, honestly choke him pupper, STAY THE NIGHT ALKSDJA:SLDKJAS:LKDJA:SLDKj, problematic but I’m riding for these two, 

Ichimai Goshi Fetish

Tags: completed, short, fetishes DO start in childhood don’t they *ruminates*, author: describes ML as a beautiful 2D character meanwhile: ML IS 2D character, fellas is it gay to kiss the homies?, “real dudes don’t interest me” is a MOOD, comedy, jealousy, college setting, dialogue is A+, not lightsabers but not dicks either, first time, when you’re fucked so good you think you’ve died, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4uEq5Nx6ko, hero/villain roleplay. Fluff n smut 10/10

My Purrfect Boss

Tags: completed, tooth rotting fluff because blondie is so FUCKING cute little sensitive soul, golden retriever boyfriend, pure comedy, DECEASED, MY MAN JUST DID THE SLOW BLINK, office setting, boss/employee, ~wasted~ (red dead redemption meme),  FFS SO CUTE, he put a ring on it right away beyonce would be proud af, he protecc he attack but most importantly he hit it from the back, jealousy, honeymoon phase of dating, the ex is a snake (update: oh wow literally), I’m picking up abuse/PTSD vibes based on how Kang reacts to his ex :(, classic BL miscommunication plot, immediately no meme audio (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6XWSGfYnps) ,  I WILL STRAIGHT UP MURDER CHA WTF!!!!!!, gang rape, spiked with drugs that force heat, me rn:*screaming/rage*, psychotic ex/abuser, HE PROTECCC, actual relief after that scene jesus fuck, okay YES kings I see you, okay this is giving me cuteness aggression, hi yes I’d like to adopt a cat and a dog please 9/10

Following Namsoo to the Bathhouse

Tags: completed, same author as, “My Purrfect Boss”, A+ comedy once again, JUNIOR, gay awakening, “fap myself to death” DEAD, facial expressions are ridic, my minds telling me no but my body, my bodyyyy’s telling me yaaaaa, ya boy is literally losing his mind over this, actual lightsabers lmao, FLUFF, permasmile, 6969, THINKS THEY’RE GOING TO EAT RAMEN, dense gay, own your skin wtf okay hannibal calm down, everyone is officially cray,  ah I also am barfy when drunk, denial really is something hm, classic BL miscommunication plot, when people pleasing too far, happy ending 🥺🥰, side story: our crazy gets his very own crazy (ashton Kutcher from spread vibes), public sex, sex sparkle 9/10

Alien in my Closet

Tags: ongoing (maybe completed but def ongoing on the site I use), not rapey at all?? You’d think it’s impossible in this medium ffs, anti pt vibes, cute art, fluff ‘n smut, red head!!, they were roomates!, sex toys, bsdm, D/s (brat)dynamic or maybe owner/pet, bondage, *tiffany hadish voice* this is noiceeee, con humiliation/degradtion, SANTA CLAUS, edging, marking, one lotus please (he’s clearly read the 4 agreements and karma sutra), con non con, exhibitionism, the wrist thing stays on people, Katoptronophilia,  roleplay, is it stalking when you bring your friends?, lotus: welcome home cheater, the chin on the head thing gives me cuteness aggression, the twins are my favs, when ur crush vanilla af 😭, haesung: experiment on me daddy, no dick until halfway through/fingering supremacy, bedroom sessions has me gagged, voyeurism, wait they haven’t kissed this whole time I forgot (audio: https://www.tiktok.com/@ryley/video/6976701880277748997?lang=en), sunbae is sus, YES FINALLY A FUCKING SWITCH COUPLE AKJSDHALKSJDHASKLJDHALS KJDALKSJD (update: sort of), there’s a missed opportunity for an anal probe joke, damn it okay maybe sunbae is chill, 3 musketeers, my heart*implodes*, *velociraptor noises*, 12/10 would re-read such fluff my heart 

On Doorstep

Tags: completed, age gap, reese has ptsd, jimmy going from 0 to 100, jimmy really got down on his knees at work, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) deepest part you say, real dicks, ride him like a rodeo, quickie/short story, porn with plot

Gorani Jeon

Tags: ongoing, omegaverse, no alpha though, animal hybrid, art is beautiful like it's drawn on paper not a screen, 40 inch weave yours came in a pack, historical (non-modern), lord send me a sexy man pls, the memes after each chapter are golden, taking the phrase licking wounds literally, is that an eggplant or are you just happy to see me hehe, ahhh so inhibitors do exist here, vertical 69, here lays Bau fucked to death by Ran, WHY HE TOUCHING MY MAN, these chickens are dope, stomp on his dick, that’s what I call a happy meal, fucked right out the front door I’M DEAD, mpreg, i need a tiger+mountain god spin off (whoops dad/son my bad), slice of life, cute fluff 8/10

Room to room

Tags: completed, college setting, A+ dialogue, absurd size difference, unrequited love,  sexsomina, dubcon, angst, death by a thousand cuts emotionally, insecurity, body envy, pining, friends to lovers, they were roommates!, homophobia, sexual assault, PTSD, gays in denial, the tattoo 🥺 ow my heart, truly this is 90% smut, “going from unrequited love to fwbs is shittier than I expected”, dowan *bad blood by t swift* when he sees garam, ch 22garam reminds me of my ex and that’s not a compliment, I’m not gay but my boyfriend is vibes, triflers need not apply, spanking, 😭😭😭😭😭 my heart hurts, is anyone getting a bit of a puppy play vibe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vni9ZWmDXis, handcuffs, lots of head we stan, dowan’s gotta a touch of a foot thing or maybe body worship thing, asdlfgkjs ;dlkfgjsd;flkgj;sdflkgj;sdlfgjs;d/gkdf SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE, roleplay. They broke the bed no use of crying over spilled milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), side stories delivering man in uniform and sex toys AND puppy, asdlkjaslfkasdjfl;askdfjasdf the shirt thing is so hot, watersports, I take it back this is 98% smut 9/10

Mistake Lover

Tags: completed, when ur bff is back on their BS, love triangle, coworkers, i swear all these ukes look the same to me at this point (which is very cute), GE!!!! (wangxian flashbacks), wait no smut?.... Paused

Yagi to ookami no hatsujou jijou

Tags: completed, quickie/short story, literally on my reading list because a comment said “nice cock 10/10”hahahaha, animal hybrids, scifi/aliens, me during chapter one: am I a furry? No. Am I? Relevant audio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noJNIqvDfoo, hotties when human GOD DAMN, bi king, okay I stan this girl changing gears take your opportunities honey!, does blondie have a tinder or how is this happening? (update: called it), feminization, dubcon/noncon, marking, heats, idk about 10/10 cock but not lightsabers, translation is ruff (get it?), a yankee hahaha, literal wound licking, googles chimera, *claps* yes king selfish call his ass out, tail holding caaaayoooot, not that isn’t usually copious amounts of cum but really this is a lot 8/10

Make Me Bark

Tags: completed, $250 a month rent?? *cries in Californian*, god damn it these grey haired 2D men are really hot fml, “next months rent is a looming concern but I hope it’ll get better” followed by apartment on fire is how I feel about reality, rare characters that smile way more than they frown, sex toys, kink, puppy play, owner/pet dynamic, sugar daddy/baby, college setting, harness, muzzle, leash, tail plug, shirt thing!!, soaked briefs, playing barbie IRL, omg meet cute at the adult store, intercrural sex, possessive/jealousy, ah fuck yes I saw this panel on IG but it didn’t have the source but now hehe, whipping, choking, spanking, *bookmarks*, simp city, childhood friends, side couple cute af, yeonsoo: sorry I’m an anti romantic, size queen, mens lingerie, domestic, mutual pining,  these bestie pairings are *chefs kiss*, skinny but muscular bodies/no ridiculous size differences, “does he have a big dick?” “probably” “well tell him to come” GAGGED AJKSDHALSKDJHA this dialogue pure comedy, exhibitionism, human auction, maid costume, men in heels, topping in a dress, girl at the bus stop HAHAHA, ffs this is so cute, side stories: it’s a small world afterall, dynamic role reversal, pink haired boy is guru, SCREAMING AKDJA:SLDKJA:LKDJA:LSDKJLAKDJA:LDJAL:SKDJASLKDJA:SLKDJLAKSDJLASDJ:LASJD:ALSKDJASL:DJ:ASLJDPUTARINGONIT!!!! 11/10 

Gurume no fukurami

Tags: completed, quickie/short story, food fetish, feeding fetish, age gap, throuple-eqsue? There’s 3 people involved, paused ch 1 pg 30

Under the Green Light

Tags: ongoing, thank you IG for rec’ing this, brunette supremacy, neurodivergent?, lmao @hag, this statue is everything I wonder if it’s based on a real piece?, we went from talking art to being pinned to the ground REAL quick, translations rough but not as rough as my mans here, draw me like one of your french girls vibe, sass master, these dicks are ridiculously huge which is saying something for this genre, i love a verse/switch, “first time he’s asked someone to stop so his self-esteem is hurt” HAHAHAHA, stealing bae’s shirt, facials galore, car sex/public sex, jin not into praise kink clearly, sort of slut shaming jealousy, marking

Walk on Water

Tags: completed, for being about porn it’s not that smutty (i take it back), “don’t even think about running away” got me like https://giphy.com/gifs/VABbCpX94WCfS, actual dicks (lightsabers later must be the cleaners not the OG), muscular bodies, blonde seme, brunette uke, k mcqueen is everything, honestly haven’t loved a couple this much since chanwoo x MD and I LOVE THEM, jealousy, orgasm denial, the angles/frames of the art in this are insane (11/10), emotional intimacy CUTENESS HASIHDLASKDHJLAKSJDH, i wanna lick lick lick you from your head to your toes, dirty talk A+, bestie you turned out to be Judas you judgy fuck how dare you touch my man, Ryan is 50 shades of fucked up bb needs therapy, Chang and yeowoons sexual tension is *chefs kiss*, I ship it/all my ships sailing, woof non con but expected tbh, YEAH BABY YEAH *Austin powers voice*, fml I don’t want this story to end, meeting the Hets ™ would make me nervous too, spiderman kith, mirror sex sjkadfhasldjkfh, 34+35, JOI but with a partner? Not D/s, promises are made to broken hehe, that feeling when you understand the title, omg the fan art is so cool!! 15/10 would re-read seriously I can’t explain how well the artist used angles/how she portrayed the scenes was fucking MASTERFUL

Woof Wolf

Tags: that's my best friend (saweetie), red heads, werewolf au, college setting, students, shoot a shot in your mouth while I'm riding, facials, marking

Sexual Awakening of an Ex Delinquent 

Tags: completed, quickie/short story, sexual coercion/non con/dub con, tiddies, bondage, nipple play, edging/orgasm denial, candy in ass wow, food kink, kink in general, rich seme working class uke, lightsabers,  big dick Jesus fuck, exhibitionism, public sex, men's lingerie, Blondie is a sweet baby angel, self hatred/homophobia, sexual narrating that has me like oof 😣 that's not how this works but okay, the sweet spots thing is a great line, man is a slave to the sweets, lmao at the meme at the end of ch 9 fucking facts, kidnapping plot, rapey guys all around this story, tattoo/back story reveal has me like *nods head yes*, my throats broken has me gagged, crazy amount of sfx noises that distract from the art (I really appreciate cleaners I realize), first times, rushed ending feels,  would rate 6/10 not terrible but probably won't read again.  

With Your Tail Yes

Tags: ongoing, IG rec, quickie/short story, on man brunette looks EXACTLY like a different character by another artist like for real duplicate, home boy pulled Elle Wood’s Bend n Snap and we are HERE FOR IT, lingerie/cross dressing, okay compilation of short stories, great artwork but wtf these are far too short (maybe uploaded wrong..?), *immediately makes deal with the devil because yum*, ah okay previews THEN stories, human animal hybrid situation, lightsabers, fucking imagine your crush delivery the sex toy you ordered online HAHA *dies*, buys toys because men ain’t shit is a VIBE, you know he’s always wearing matching sets because he’s 100% that bitch, dub con/non con, knotting (unexpected), exhibitionism, public sex, good ol’ fashion blackmail to get your lover to stay with you trope, sexual assault/attempted rape, victim blaming, shibari, leashes, D/brat dynamic sort of, copious amounts of cum, lube? What lube?, marathon sex, first time, 75 hours?? Immediately no meme, 7/10 mostly for art/concepts but not execution

Heat and Run

Tags: ongoing, IG rec, omegaverse, friends to enemies to lovers, multiple couples as main to sides then sides to mains, my heart dropped because I thought the first sex scene was incest but then realized I’m mixing up all the characters derp, dense gays, this is america (the shooting comment WOOF reality feels bad man), blondes have more fun, real dicks, dubcon/CNC dealers choice, mutual pining, idiots in love, big alpha energy BDE, there are moments I feel Hayoung on a spiritual level and not sure that’s a compliment hahaha, orgasm denial/edging, istg if he bonded without Hayoung permission *jenna marbles BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YOU BETTAH NOT*, also I was hoping the idol was him but realizing it’s probs his sis, *deep sigh*, BDIRL, wow racism, oh no oh no no no no no meme audio, listen everyone needs to get into therapy to break that generational trauma is all I’m saying (not excusing abuse at all, trauma isn’t a free pass), NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY A GAME WITHOUT KNOWING THE RULES :ALKSDHJALKSDJA:SLKDJTRUE, matthew singing bo burnham: I’m problematic *background singers ‘he’s a problem!’*, i ship it yolo, JAEHO STAN (no means no!), mpreg, god damn it I am so worried about him getting roofie and the party scene hasn’t even started ABO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TOO ME, OH THANK JAEHO, dayummmm that clapback was real fuck him UP, me clapping: MARK HIM MARK HIM, GOD DAMN IT WITH THESE ONGOING FUCKING CLIFF HANGERS FML, marked via knotting? Okay that’s new, but also like normal marking I think, fucking til bottom pees trope

Heaven Officials Blessing

Animated series season 1 complete. Live action currently filming (same director as Untamed too UGH SO HAPPY)

Tags: ongoing, same author as my fav ever MDZS, just finished season 1 animated on netflix and can no longer avoid this because I LOVE THEM, all the memes on IG make sense now, Prince voice: Dearly Beloved (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXJhDltzYVQ) we are gathered here today to dive deeper into a fandom I will never escape, ART IS AMAZING (https://tenor.com/view/incredible-talented-lady-brilliant-gaga-gif-14857187), group chats are always chaotic tbh, wait a minute meme audio: bride = bottom? How tf did I not get that the first time round *sigh* always hoping for a verse couple, the asst. Boys I ship hard, the sass, fuck this is going to just be pure angst isn’t it *straps in, has fluffy manga queued*, even if no smut 11/10 gege porn, not subtle, god FUCK this ART IS SO FUCKING GOOD THE TALENT skjas;ldkfja;, 🥺, traumatic cliff moment *mdzs flashbacks*, HC smirk is my new favorite thing, no fucking but lots of touching, size difference, horror, gore, wuxia, great side characters, my ear feels tingly too lmao, SOMEONE BETTER GET THESE MF SNAKES ON THIS MF PLANE (cliff), umbrella moments got me uwu, gimme at least didi pleaseandthankyou, FUCK I LOVE THIS ARTIST she keeping us WELL fed with these extras DAYUM, wind/earth master ship please sail, CALL ME DADDY IM DEAD, HC has LWJ energy like you are not qualified to talk to me LOL, WAIT this totally counts as there was only one bed trope, also I’m already excited about omegaverse ff (send me recs please please please)

4 week lovers

Tags: ongoing because apparently I want to torture myself, mutual pining/”unrequited love”, college life, friends to lovers, blackmail ur crush into sex trope, public sex, I was going to tag possessive body language but possessive in a general sense apparently (starting strong yessss), sure jan @unrequited love dialogue, THEY WERE ROOMMATES *cackles*, sus haha, rough translation, pure comedy, shirt thing!, casual abuse :( (back story, traumatic childhood), I’m getting TharnType vibes (but not quite…), that note is precious, cry during/after sex, great angles, dialogue A+ 

Burlesque Night

Tags: completed, quickie/short story, stripper/body guard, coworkers, lust at first sight, magic mike vibes, fridays = getting fucked on stage O-O, well that was traumatizing af, took a bullet, real dicks, LDR, CUTE, I’m not in love with you… sure jan, OH WOW MASTER dlksaj;alsdkja;lsdkja;sld, gay awakening/first time, the art detail is *chefs kiss*, disappointed but not surprised :( :( :(, we stan a yes and lover, shirt thing, still not sure wtf the vertical anus thing is but full circle moment haha, you know what fuck it I’d re-read this 9/10

My one and only cat

Tags: ongoing, cat hybrids, god damn it I’m totally in furrydom ffs, ah well here we go, idol hot = loneliness wahhh /s, so hot he literally transforms other beings, omg a cat cafe CUTE, fuck that cat is cute *so fluffy*, stalker status, comedy, real dicks, I think the uncle would be supportive/jealous even I hope they talk about it I’m dying to know his thoughts, big tiddies, if this ain’t the cutest shit FLUFF/SMUT, copious amounts of cum, ate it with the panties on, CAKE, xmas, his milkshakes bring all the boy(cats) to the yard, trifling bitch

Imitation Mate

Tags: completed, omegaverse, alpha x alpha. Class rivals YAS, childhood frans, enemies to lovers omg this is all the shit I want, manipulation 1000 but yolo I ship it

Mr. 100% Perfect

Tags: ongoing, so relatable, OCD?, hoarder, when I read the title I thought mental illness and I was right, masks ugh RELATABLE, getting back together w ex, woof sibling drama/manipulation, suicide attempt, omg their communication regarding the psycho is REFRESHING, OMG JEJU ISLAND I see it in every fucking kdrama ever but this is the first time I’ve seen it mentioned in a manga *hm* interesting, furry furry everywhere, eye contact, finished reading season 1 pause for an omergaverse cause, okay I’m back and season 2 starting STRONG #1 men are gross #2 mans just went right to a blowie while mf was trying to pee lmao i can NOT the germs barf, fuckboi extraordinaire stressing over a textback is *great*, that istg face is perfect, HYUNGGGG, hand on his heart OW MY HEART, vibe check LOL, here for this plot dev, END OF SEASON2 NOOOOOOOimnotready. Head bonks CUTE

The origin of species

Tags: ongoing, omegaverse, sex tape, blackmail, i already don’t like this teacher, size difference, ‘JUST DIE’ hahahahahaha, I’m in love with noona, wait Ahjussi means uncle/mister? Dangerous convenience store has a new meaning to me now, DECEASED @they won’t, copious amounts of cum, alcohol to have intimacy *sighs in early 20s*, also WTF THEY ARE FUCKING AND THERE’S NO PHERMONE STUFF! What’s the point of being ABO without smell *swaggy p meme???*, wait okay ch 11 it begins, stockholm syndrome but since childhood I’m fairly certain *looking at you teacher I don’t trust these mfs*, dubcon obviously, also the can’t be knotted thing has me *cardi b meme that’s weird that’s sus* obvs poor bb about to get preg af, five word horror story: I won’t hurt you again *why tf you lyinggggg why u always lyinggg meme*, white collar crime, what’s the point of a contract when there’s no actual choice

How to Chase an Alpha

Tags: ongoing, lowkey been avoiding this one not because I think it’ll be bad I just..idk the brain is a weird thing, page 2 and I love mains attitude fucking gagged sass me bb, starting with rough translation but it be that way sometimes, GROUNDS HIMSELF BY TOUCHING HIS BLACK CARD I CANTTT, pheromone city fuck it UP, MC is a MOOD, mutual pining, when u and bae both hire PI’s to get info on each other, R-E-S-P-E-C-T, shirt thing, fucking chuffed about the rival fucking bring it, funny art, cheated on ugh mah heart I saw it coming and it still hurt, pure comedy this airport scene is so funny to me wtf, LDR, good ol murica fuckboi, LOVE HIM RIDE FOR UR MAN/MORALS, liams a little rapey rapist hm? No one’s ever said no… well being flooded with pheromones isn’t consent my dude, istg liam = I love it when they struggle, obvs jealousy/possessive tag but such is ABO, cat suit, BUNNY suit, sexy costumes, god damn it I love them that proposal/mpreg so cute, imprinting AW, ugh baes fam is so cute I needed that bc I wanna strangle wooyoungs dad, THE SECETARY is my fucking fav never stops being A+, SEC+LIAM?? Here for it *i ship it*, FUCK SO CUTE 12/10 re-read, fluff n smut, excited for how to chase an omegaside story hyung needs love!, JINI is mood, sales king I’m dying, that collar is ~hot~ btw

Egoism

Tags: completed (because jesus I can’t with ongoing, theheartbreakTM), UPDATE FML THE HEART BREAK IS REAL also no smut, omegaverse, hey stepbro, starts with rape, possessive/jealousy (isn’t all ABO?), age difference (6years, alpha is younger *can I get hyung plz lord*), HYUNG, woof this dad SUCKS, child abuse, rape culture *sigh*, I wanna get jacked like rick and summer and beat tf out of the dad, me n my cat, TELL EM HONEY I love this MC, traitor indeed, beta x omega btw, fated pair, coercive sex, didi going to be his own demise, BREAKUP/TIME SKIP NO this is BL hell, the rona is mentioned in this, ALL I WANT IS TO HEAR YOUR STORY WAHHHHHHHHHH also YES MY SHIP IS GOING TO SAIL I CAN FEEL IT, okay honestly frustrating a bit but also liked it yah 7-8/10, won’t re-read unless I’m looking for hurt though cause the comfort is BRIEF

Yarichin bitch bu

Tags: ongoing, reading because I watched this anime after seeing it mentioned in the comment section of -im-being-harassed-by-the-sexiest-man-of-the-year, anime was 2 eps a fucking wild the way this is uploaded SUCKS, no reality porn what plot rape-y ridiculous and now I need to read the source apparently haha, I need to know much more about yuri and blue hair guy ASAP (they have the spin off*adds to list*), high school setting, smut, studentsxstudents/teachers, photography club my ass, sex toys, kinky, crossdressing, gay awakening, unrequited love, jealousy, fake relationship, two faced people, OCD, COMEDY, rich people problems, hoarder, inferiority complex, one bed, toono is a dumbass in this love triangle or denial might be a better word, they are cousins my dude stop shipping it (I say to both toono and myself LOL), I wanna see Yuri’s face laksdjf;aldskf, vibrator #18 line is fucking iconic, yaguchi is about to get real interesting (BPD?), lies/manipulation, oh toono you sweet summer child, YURI i can’t wit chu, wait did he just punch the student because he won’t kiss him or???, dubcon/noncon obvs, finally my verse couple but they’re not a couple (yuri/tamu), they all care about each other is a weird way awwww, love confessions to pet vibrator scene are ICONIC MY DUDES I CAN NOTTT, lowkey living for Yuri’s drooling at this point, Jimi gives me such bad second hand embarrassment, Yuri the switch verse bb I’ve been looking for need more!, internalized homophobia, blackmail, MIDDLE FINGER IN THE AIR YAS KING, the heartbreak of ongoing/hasn’t been updated in years

Yarichin bitch bu dj wa

Tags: not completed I think, years old though, see above you know what it is, so cute omg, FIRST KISS AW, degradation kink?, MY VERSE COUPLE I’ve finally found you, biting, choking, rough sex, sex toys, they had fun together for another two hours DECEASED

Fucked by my Best Friend

Tags: ongoing, friends to lovers, body swap, Porn what plot, cannon threesomes in past maybe??(MFF for sure but MMF??), beach life, revenge, he became a HOT woman so honestly get over it, sloppy seconds, first off you’re both sluts second lmao this is going to be wild hm?, fellas is it gay if you kiss the homies, classic did you cum guy jfc, that’s how you get preg dumbass, ah the joys of being a woman /s assault in der clrub, *DEEP SIGH* @ you almost being raped turns me on, YES TURNING BACK DYING, gender has nothing to do with this LOL but true. Also yes cannon threesomes/orgies, googles frotting, mans like narrating playtime, intecurial sex public sex, lingerie, this is the closest thing to straight manga I’ve read hahaha, THE SCIENCE OMG FUCKING RIDIC :you need a mass amount of semen within you SURE JAN, possessive. Objectification, she trying to fuck without Shion LMAO, 34+35, do you think he’s on r/nofap, dry orgasm honestly impressed with mans rn ngl, spit as lube, anal fingering, just helping the homies find their prostate, bottom shaming (disappointed but not surprised), bis/gays in denial smh, question if he has a wet dream will he turn into a woman?, shirt thing, lol at female orgasm =anal in switcharoos mind, paging doc perv, shion is enjoying dressing up hm? Same dude, biggest reality gap is believing shion got admitted to a college HAHA, bad anatomy all over the place dude, rui is a dedicated exhibitionist, HE SO TIGHT BECAUSE THERES NO LUBE team no lube over here apparently not even a courtesy spit, yandere territory sort of?, Mayu with the dick wet comment is *chefs kiss*, THE HEARTBREAK OF ONGOING WAHHH I can’t believe I read all this but I can? 8/10 problematic possessive porn

[dndeed]

Crit Role Miniature Rollout: C2E120

With Andrew Harshman

An archive and review of the minis used on CR.

Don’t get me wrong, love the holidays, love that the CR cast is getting a well deserved rest, but- I’m having a tough time with this break. For some reason I thought they were only off Christmas Eve. I did not realize my mistake until the Thursday after Christmas. In retrospect, it was a tad silly to think there would be a new episode on New Year’s Eve. Regardless, I was not mentally prepared for a month off. But enough of that, let’s get to the minis!

Banana peels, the oldest trick in the rogue book, it’s time for Crit Role Miniature Rollout Campaign 2 Episode 120!

The List

Mats by Mars Tabletop Mat Shattered Soil

Dwarven Forge Dungeons of Doom

Dwarven Forge Ladders

Dwarven Forge Epic Stairs

Dwarven Forge Castle Stairs Pack

Dwarven Forge Castle Cube Spacers

Dwarven Forge Caverns Elevated Large Pedestals

Dwarven Forge Castle LED Chromatic Orbs

WarLock Tiles: Summoning Circles

Real Game FX Light Box 2x2 Remote Control Light Boxes

Steamforged Games Critical Role Miniatures

HeroForge Jester Duplicity Miniature

Reaper Miniatures Familiars Cat painted by Iron Tusk Miniature Painting

Custom Cat’s Paw

LITKO Flying Figure Stand

Axe N Shield Single Flyer Risers - Clear Mithril

Chest and Trove 5E Condition Rings

Lords of Madness #23 Iron Golem Juggernaut

The Terrain

Mats by Mars, Dwarven Forge, WarLock Tiles, and Real Game FX

Wonderful looking chamber. A nice variety of staircase options. And if you don’t want to take the stairs, there are plenty of Dwarven Forge ladder railings you can use. Or just leap down onto a nice soft pile of Dwarvenite stone rubble.

It was cool seeing the new WarLock Tiles: Summoning Circles LED tiles. Very fancy, very Fullmetal Alchemist. In fact, members of the FML voice cast Laura and Travis seemed especially enthusiastic about the LED spell circles. Travis said something to the effect of: “Oh they are glowing! The symbols are glowing on the floor, THEY PULSE! They are pulsing right NOW, look at that- LOOK!” Could someone please replace some Colonel Mustang footage audio with Travis’s reaction to these tiles?

The Monsters

Guardian Lords of Madness #23 Iron Golem Juggernaut Mini image sourced from minisgallery.com

Not my favorite D&D Miniatures prepaint. Sort of a cross between a warforged and Mega Man boss. The pose is awfully awkward and I find the dimensions of the sword rather off putting. Examining the figure, I noticed that unlike the right arm, the left armpit region has no hinge/gap of any sort between the armor plates, suggesting that the Iron Golem’s left arm is fused in this position. What I do like about this golem design is the helmet/head. Looks pretty cool and even includes a gnarly battle scar. Inconveniently, the surrounding popped collar armor gives the golem a field of view about the size and shape of a TikTok video.

Closing Thoughts and Predictions

I am eager to see what miniature Lucien is assigned. Molly’s coat is so iconic, surely the commercially available Steamforged mini would not be suitable. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that we will see a new sculpt from Steamforged. If that’s not the case, I would be happy with a repaint. Different colors might be enough to disguise the signature Mollymauk Tealeaf attire.

#critroleminiaturerollout

[callas-drabbles]

song lyric dialogue prompts

angsty

“come on, tell me how it really is. i’m sick of keeping up appearances.” [most of us are strangers, seafret]

“love alone won't make our problems go away.” [goodbye for now, gabbie hanna]

“do i deserve a shred of worth, or am i just another fake, fucked up lost cause?” [broke, anson seabra]

“you lost a part of your existence in the war against yourself.” [the fault in our stars, troye sivan]

“wake up. look me in the eyes again. i need to feel your hand on my face.” [bloodstream, stateless]

“you don't care that i'm broken. you don't care that i'm me.” [put me back together, caitlyn smith]

“i'm not entirely here. half of me has disappeared.” [daddy issues, the neighbourhood]

sexy

“baby, i’m a bad boy. i might hurt you.” [asshole, hooligans chase]

“say you want me and don't be nice.” [unholy, hey violet]

“you know that i won't stop until i make you mine.” [make you mine, public]

“i know that you're feeling this. tell me if i’m wrong.” [i don’t want to be friends, jake scott]

“i love when you get so shocked that your cheeks turn red.” [6 months, john k]

“i bet you'll love me more after the first fuck.” [first fuck, 6lack]

“just give it to me harder. i can take it.” [do me, kim petras]

“i’ll be the boyfriend in your wet dreams tonight.” [self control, frank ocean]

soft

“you wish i was yours, and i hope that you're mine.” [lurk, the neighbourhood]

“you know that when you smile, the sun shines more gently.” [banana bread, cavetown]

“you're like a sunrise, and i'm scared that i’ll never get enough of you.” [feels like this, maisie peters]

“the reason i was born was to meet you and to keep on protecting you forever.” [kimi dake no boku de iru kara, gackt]

“it feels like, as far as you and me, i've never had a choice. you feel like home.” [bones, galantis]

“i don't think you realize the true extent of how happy you make me.” [thank you, cavetown]

misc

“well, tell me—do you hate me, or do you wanna date me?” [van horn, saint motel]

“i might fall in love and let you fuck my life up.” [fml, arizona zervas]

“pick up your guitar and tell me why you're so frustrated.” [caroline, briston maroney]

“i'm in love, and i hate it.” [love/hate, matt van]

“you're the only one that gave me hope. you're the only one who really knows.” [demons, alec benjamin]

“one look was all it took to wrap me around your finger.” [addicted to you, unsecret]

“rant to me, i like the sound. i like your voice, i like your mouth.” [fool, cavetown]

[jessiewre]

Day 16

Mon 20th Jan 2020 (thats the date 20.01.20 weird init)

Woke up at 6am to hear a mosquito buzzing around my ear and flipped the light on like a ninja. The little punk was squished within 5 mins.

Now that’s the kind of adventures I’m after. Not a LIVE volcano.

Breakfast wasn’t quite ready as we were early, so we wolfed down some bananas and weird tasting coffee that was accidentally mixed with African milky tea and we found bodas to the Grande Barrie (Rwanda/Congo border). That was after was tried to ACCIDENTALLY leave the hotel without paying for one of the nights.

The border building was modern with ok toilets (but of course I dropped the WHOLE toilet roll on the wet floor fml)) and we headed to the tourist office who helped fast track us through. We were sat there looking at each other like WHAT ARE WE DOING. Going into the Democratic Republic of CONGO, climbing an active volcano and sleeping on the crater edge and paying for the experience? THIS IS CRAZY. But I suppose that’s the fun of it?

AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT??

A safari type vehicle was waiting for us and we were driven through Goma to the start of the trek, stopping off the wash our hands at an Ebola check point. The seats were raised so it felt like we were sort of paraded through the town - the locals enjoyed the spectacle.

We pulled into the trek start point (I can confirm that the toilet there is not one I recommend really having to try and aim while you pee) and still saw no signs of other muzungus who might be joining us. We really hoped for a decent group but its such a roulette. Could be some right bores in there you never know.

A vehicle pulled up and a French brother and sister - Fleur & Simon - got out, with Fleur’s Belgium husband Toma & Argentinian Martin. Fleur worked for Unicef and Toma was a photographer and they met in Haiti but currently lived in Congo’s capital Kishasa (!). Simon was visiting her from Paris and worked in a bookshop and ran his own magazine. Martin worked in Nairobi for the Argentinian embassy.

Basically we had a great group, really interesting, good fun and chilled out at the same time. PHEW.

The trek was pretty hard but we had a lot of stops and the guides were so good, constantly reiterating that there was no rush and we could stop whenever we wanted for as long as we wanted.

Which was great for ME in particular...

See, when we sat down for lunch at our 3rd stop, I was fine but I was also STARVING. So I wolfed down my sandwich and fruit juice with more enthusiasm than a kid at a Pizza Hut buffet.

Then the section to climb straight after lunch was SO steep, such hard work, that I suddenly felt kinda sick. I had to take a few mini breaks and Phil poured water on my face rather dramatically, then I yawned a few times and in his panic mode he was like WHY ARE YOU YAWNING SO MUCH and I was like Cos I want to yawn mate. The chef Jean-Louie was so nice, reassuring us that there was no stress and we could take breaks as much as we needed. Ok sure by ‘we’ I mean ‘I’.

I managed to make it to the next proper break point ok but was craaaaving one of our juices. Then I was fiiiiine, I immediately felt better with 5 minutes rest and one of the bargain basement 10% juices they’d provided. Panic over (right Phil?).

One of the guides pointed to the top of the mountain and you could faintly see some shapes along the edge, which were apparently the huts we’d be sleeping in. Honestly they were SO FAR AWAY. I could not compute that we would be able to climb there in just a few hours. It seemed like a ridiculous idea.

But before we knew it, the cabins were in sight and we did the final 30 minutes of climbing watching them get closer and closer.

We finally reached the crater edge and apprehensively went towards it to look over...

I mean, it was absolutely BONKERS. A GIANT crater expanse lay before us, with a glowing lava lake bubbling away to the left and a whole other mini volcano on the right properly going off.

Never seen anything like it.

And hope it don’t ever again.

LOL joking (not joking) but seriously it was insane. So incredible and mesmerising.

We all sat and looked at it for a while, and then Phil remembered - he’d got himself a special little tshirt made hadn’t he.

After becoming obsessed with the idea that we needed to ‘drink an umbongo in the Congo’ he’d tried to find one in loads of supermarkets before we left. At one point he even went out at midnight to visit a 24 hour Asda ffs. With no luck, he’d managed to get a T-shirt made on the DAY that we left the UK - just in time. So wearing his UmBongo T-shirt, we did a little video to share with his triumph of been there, wore the T-shirt.

While we all sat looking at the volcano, I thought I’d I ask the security guard Jonas who was sat with us the question on everybody’s lips:

‘Jonas, can I ask, what time will dinner be?’

I’d assumed that he would know the answer but Jonas then went to ask the chef.

Phil was like ‘Oh Jess that’s so embarrassing, you should not have asked that’ but then everyone piped up like We are SO glad you asked that, we’re starving too.

So HA to Phil, they were buzzin - then Jonas said 6:30pm, which was 2 hours away.

No one was buzzin then.

But suddenly the chef pops out of his kitchen and says, word for word:

‘Jessica’...(yes he said my name only)...’would you like some coffee or tea?’

I looked around at the group, who were all wondering where their invite was, then back at the chef and said

‘Yes...yes I would. Thank you’

Clearly my tactic of pretending to feel ill earlier was REALLY paying off.

Obviously once I was in the kitchen with my milky sugary coffee, I asked if there was enough for the others and thankfully there was or I could have been swiftly isolated by my fellow trekkers, no one needs that when there’s a lava lake nearby - and then everyone had a hot drink in my warm kitchen (yes Mine). 
We started talking about food and I asked about people’s favourite cuisine . Weirdly the two French people said they didn’t like cheese, so I was like ‘I love cheese!’ Cos I’m a normal person. Then the chef turned his head and said:

‘Jessica, would you like some cheese? I have some cheese’

LOLLLLLL

I said ‘Jean Louie, that would be lovely thank you’ and he cut me a massive slice of cheese which OF COURSE I shared with everyone (only after I felt all their eyes on me like daggers, but actually 2 people obviously didn’t want any cos they don’t like cheese, which was an absolute result).

Jean-Louie’s kitchen was a basic arrangement of a simple coal fire and a big wooden box of stuff. He managed to prepare a carrot soup to start, plus rice, vegetation’s and chicken for 7 people. We had requested the Vegetarian food, but this message had not been passed on so there was a piece of chicken for both Phil and I.

Look, I’m really trying not to eat meat, and I’m actually doing very well and hardly ever eat it. But when you’ve trekked up a volcano and you’re starving and someone says ‘No there’s definitely enough, please eat this delicious tasty chicken I’ve cooked especially for you’, well, it would have been rude not to wouldn’t it. And also, I really wanted to eat it.

It was so nice all of us squeezed into this little kitchen cabin, cheers-ing with our carrot soups in mugs, eating as all the light disappeared and you could no longer see what was on your plate. If you’ve even done anything like that, trekking in mountains, camping - you’ll know the vibe I’m talking about. Super snug and satisfying. Was great.

Headed back out to check out the volcano and yep, it was still there. So we all looked at it a bit more while the lava bubbled and cracked and the light show continued.

Despite the hot lava (did I mention there was a lava lake??) it was pretty cold so I called it a day and went back to climb into the warm fleece lining and lovely sleeping bag. Phil didn’t head to bed for another hour as was utterly fascinated by the volcano, which of course I do understand, but I was a bit like Well its not going anywhere and I have like starred at it for 2 hours now and my legs are cold so...ya know.

And just before bed, I thought of the BEST idea ever - wait for this. So, the actual toilet option was a 5 minute walk DOWN the volcano then obviously UP again to return. Nah bruv.

I found an empty water bottle and sent Phil to Jean-Louis to get the bottle cut about 15 cm from the top. And thus I had created the perfect camping toilet. Genius, absolute game changer.

*Also - found out the Fleur has so far contracted Malaria no less than SEVEN TIMES. Wow. But she’d totally fine even after that, good to know I thought!

[kokoskandy]

Could i please request from the drabble List for Momo and Izuku (separate and for a Fem reader)-- 15 and 6 from Fluff. please and thank you!

This is perfect thank you Anon!

6- “I don’t like when you say things like that. To me, you’re perfect.”

15- “She’s/he’s not my boyfriend!/Girlfriend!”

This looks interesting.

also, i did 6 for Izuku and 15 for Momo. only because i’m a shitty writer and– kinda lazy fml.

———————–

Izuku

It had been another one of your off days. slept in, missed breakfast and had absolutely zero hair care what-so-ever. So when you hiked to class it was obvious that your dear friend Mina was going to be the first person to comment on your appearance,Though she was met with a rather sarcastic reply.

“Are you okay s/o?, your lookin like a hot-mess, girl”

ahh, indeed you did. A pipping– hot mess. something like, A sticky, dripping ice cream cone,perhaps  A burnt Chicken nugget or some shit.

“No Mina, i rested peacefully for 8 hours, ate a mountain of food this morning and ran around the UA sports field several times before making my way to my precious,Precious classroom filled with gems like you”

Luckily for you Mina had tough skin, Tough beautiful pink skin.

Your Pink friend chuckled a few times before applying her glossy lip-stick, continuing to gossip about juicy romances and spicy heart-breaks, barely keeping you awake.

Minutes later class had begun and the bags under your eyes could rival Shinsou’s. Although he made it look good somehow. witchcraft.

“Come through Shinsou, Come through”

You tiredly whispered as your mind wondered off. Good thing Aizawa-sensei pulled out this banana bag before you dozed off.

After taking a power nap,someone tapped on your shoulder several times extremely softly , if it wasnt for Tenya’s loud voice, which you could picture his hand moments along the lines of his exclaims to Izuku and how he was being a little to gentle , you wouldn’t have woken up in all honesty.

fluttering your eyelashes slightly as you stared at Izuku, you couldnt help but notice the tint of pink dusted on his freckled cheeks.

“A-ahhh, ah…S-s/o, it’s lunch time now and…and I did-n’t mean to wake y-you up– i m-mean i did! uhh i did mean t-t-to wake you— i just…I was j-just wondering if you’d like to j-join me and my f-friends f-f-for–”

Behind Izuku was Uraraka who placed a hand on his shoulder, stopping him from continuing any further.

“What he’s trying to say is. You look beat, wanna get some food with us?”

opting to just accept fate and join the crew, you slicked you hair back with the sweat that made it stick to your face. oh jeez, you might have to wash up first.

“Whatup im s/o ,i’m 16 and I never learned how to look decent… haha-”

Oblivious to your meme reference and joke, Izuku, your good friend, looked highly upset.

“I don’t like when you say things like that. To me, you’re perfect.”

astonished at the fact that Izuku hadnt stuttered, his words slowly settled into your brain. Needless to say, the walk to the cafeteria was a quiet one.His words replaying in your head as you finally made your way to your desired destination. 

‘You’re perfect’‘You’re perfect’‘You’re perfect’

————–

Momo

It was Friday afternoon and your classmates had decided to go to the mall together. However, you were quite late to the meet-up and texted your good pal Denki and told him about your current situation and why you couldnt make it.

Friday 5:31 p.m

S/o-

Cant make it, Life had other plans

Denki-Do-Da- 

*Thumbs up*

It kinda bugged you when he sent a thumbs up emoji and nothing else. but at least your message got to him.

Alone, you settled on staying at school. Woah, how rare.

Not bothering to dress out of your pj’s, a Majestic humming sounded off as you listened to your stomach’s song of wisdom and sluggishly made your way to the kitchen.

Surprising enough, it seemed as though you werent the only one that stayed. Although you would have assumed someone like Todoroki or even Bakugou to decline the-mall-hang-out-fun-time, it was Momo who sat on sofa, contemplating something that looked serious.

accidentally dropping a pan, Momo spun around, looking for the source of the loud bang.

Slowly standing up with the frying pan in both hands, Momo smiled and greeted you like she normally does.

“Good morning s/o, how are you?”

looking the other way, you completely ignored her question as you awkwardly opened the refrigerator looking super stiff and uncomfortable while grabbing the carton of milk and two eggs.

It wasn’t like you disliked Momo, in-fact, it was rather the opposite. You had a huge crush on her for sometime now, but rumors spread and whispers of Shoto and Momo being a thing started to bloom. Bloom a terrible flower, or moss? does moss bloom? well it polluted your thin chances of her accepting your cliche and imaginative rehearsed confession. Heck, you didnt even know if she liked girls.

making her way to the kitchen, You nearly spilled the milk as Momo tilted her head curiously as she waited for your response.

“S/o? is something the matter?”

Oh dear lord, Jesus take the wheel.

she looked so cute.

“Uhh, no– nothings the matter…Just, burning my eggs…Casual y'know. Ah, why aren’t you at the mall with the others?”

you internally cursed yourself for starting a conversation with Momo. This was going to get awkward.

“Oh!. yes, about that. I didn’t want to leave you here on your lonesome. It would have been very unfair to leave a fellow classmate while the rest went out.”

“What about Todoroki? , He went”

covering your face as soon as those words left your mouth, you wished to take back that slipped out sentence.

“ Todoroki is fine, he has Izuku and the others”

daring enough, you decided to continue this shit-show.

“Isn’t– uhh, aren’t you two…like…a thing?”

A giggle erupted from Momo as her pale cheeks faded into a rosy red.

“He’s Not My Boyfriend!”

Extremely embarrassed, you crumbled to the floor and watched as Momo continued to giggle sweetly.

“Maybe we should go on a date some time”

You looked up at Momo from the ground.

“Excuse me, did i hear that right or are my ears broken? am i being delusional or is this just a dream?”

“S/o your so silly. i love that about you… also, your frying pans on fire–”

[skinny-star666]

FUCK. 4/17

Last day of classes and i woke up so lightheaded and nauseous, so I decided to eat a big breakfast to try to fix that! Oatmeal, 1/2 of a small banana, and some nutella (1/3 tbsp) All of that was 262 (about 70 more cals than I normally eat). But NOPE. I felt way worse, and ended up going to the doctor’s. I threw up bile, and then they gave me anti nausea medication and saltines (72) and a gatorade which was 130 fucking calories. Then, of fucking course, I can’t workout because I’m so lethargic, but I’m starving so I binge at dinner - tofu with veggie stir fry, shrimp, fruit, and some chicken broth. FML. I ended up even chewing and spitting a cookie because I wanted sugar. 

Today was 700 consumed but I was being nice about my servings, so lets say 800- with no workout. Yikes. 

I think from now on, I won’t go below 500 cals eating if I am working out so I can avoid this. Good thing classes are cancelled tomorrow though - I can walk for hours and study and take an adderall so I won’t be eating as much. 

[lovemesomesurveys]

Have you cuddled with someone today? Nope.

Can you smell anything right now? My bowl of ramen.

Have you spoken to a relative on the phone today? No, not as of now anyway.

Do you use the toilet paper with the colourful designs on it? No. It’s toilet paper; the design really isn’t important.

Do you wear your hair up or down most often? My hair is always just up in a messy bun because I don’t have the energy or motivation to do anything else with it.

How does alcohol affect you? I was a lightweight, so it didn’t take much or long for it to hit. I feel like it made me really chatty and annoying. Then there was typically the crash where I started to feel sad and lonely.

When was the last time you had a cold or flu? I had a cold last year around this time. About 3 years ago I was hit hard with the flu and bronchitis. It messed me up for months.

What was the first thing you ate today? My late night bowl of ramen at 1AM.

Do you have anything more important you should be doing right now? Nah, I want to be doing my nighttime routine. I look forward to it. 

Do you still buy the paper or do you get your news elsewhere? I’ve never bought the newspaper. I get most of my news online or through the news app on my phone, but I catch some of the news on TV here and there. 

Have you ever eaten tofu and if so, did you enjoy it? I’ve never tried it. It doesn’t look or sound appealing to me.

Have you worn make-up today? No. I haven’t worn makeup in over 3 years now.

Do you ever get dizzy and nauseous when you’re extremely tired? Yeah, I’ll sometimes feel a little dizzy.

Have you ever tried lemon brownies? No, but I’d be down to try ‘em.

Can you hear anything right now? The ASMR video I’m listening to and my aunt playing some game on her phone.

What was the last type of meat you ate? Chicken.

What colour is your toothpaste? White.

Have you taken any medication today? Yes.

Have you ever been suspended from school? Nope.

Have you ever inhaled helium? No, I’ve always been too afraid to try.

Have you bought something that was on sale today? I haven’t bought anything today as of yet and I don’t plan to.

Are you a fan of Adam Sandler? I don’t not like him. I mean, I like some movies he’s been in, but I wouldn’t call myself a fan of his.

What was the last fruit you ate? Most likely a banana. I’ll admit it’s been quite awhile since I’ve had any fruit, so I don’t know for sure.

Off the top of your head how many aisles are in the supermarket you shop at? *shrug* It’s Walmart, there’s a ton of aisles. 

Have you ever watched Parks and Recreation? I’ve seen some episodes here and there.

Have you watched a movie this week? I watched The Invisible Man the other night with my mom and aunt.

How far away is the closest McDonald’s from your house? Like a 5 minute drive.

Have you ever been to a wedding? Yeah, I’ve been to 3.

What is your favourite kind of pasta? *finishing this the next day* Spaghetti and meatballs.

Have you set an alarm today? I set one to make sure I was up when my brother got off work so I could ask him to get Starbucks on his way home. 

When was the last time you visited relatives? My aunt has been here visiting and staying with us for the past week.

Have you asked someone for advice today? No.

What was the last website you were on, other than this one? One to pay a bill.

Did you ever play Habbo Hotel? Nope. I’ve never even heard of it.

Do you speak any languages other than English? I only know some Spanish.

Have you ever been to Hawaii? No, but I’d love to someday.

Have you watched more than an hour of TV today? Yes.

What's your best talent? I don’t have any.

Do you know anyone named Nicole? Nope.

Have you ever had a true FML moment? Uh, I’ve had countless FML moments.

Are you considering having children right now? Absolutely not. I don’t want children.

Do you enjoy the darkness? No.

Are you afraid of being single? I’ve been single for almost 10 years, sooo.

Do you have a new boy-/girlfriend every week? ^^^ Also, I’ve only technically had one boyfriend and there were two guys I was talking to/really interested in that I had something going on with, but never actually dated. So, I really don’t have much dating experience at all.

How much memory does your computer have? *shrug* I don’t feel like checking.

Do you play video games? Sometimes. I was playing Animal Crossing: New Horizons regularly for several months, but then I stopped back in like January. I’ve been wanting to play, but just haven’t for whatever reason.

What color are your eyes? Brown.

Is your hair layered? Not as much anymore since I’ve over a year due for a haircut.

What's the closest yellow thing to you? I have Winnie the Pooh on my socks.

Have you ever shot an animal? Nooo.

Do you exercise daily? I don’t exercise at all.

Can you do cool things with your hair? I’ve never been good at styling my hair and always did basic stuff with it like ponytails and buns. Especially now since I have zero energy or motivation to attempt anything else.

Do you have a couch in your house? Yeah, we have 3.

Would you like to have a soda machine in your room? No. I’d love to have a coffee machine in my room, though.

Are you impatient? Very.

Would you pay someone to drive you around everywhere? No, but it’d be neat to have some go get me food or Starbucks whenever I wanted, ha. I don’t need to go, just need someone to get it for me.

Do you think soap operas are too good to be true? Soap operas are suuuper cringe. 

Are you conscious of your weight? Yes. I’m underweight and don’t like how my body looks.

Have you ever jumped out of a window? No.

What kind of mood are you usually in? Moody mood. 

Do you have a webcam? Yeah, there’s one built into the laptop.

Do you finish other people's sentences? Sometimes.

How many pairs of shoes do you own? Like 5 or 6.

When's your birthday? July 28th.

Do you feel important where you're at right now? I don’t feel like I’m important at all.

Are you short-tempered? I get irritated and frustrated very easily.

Have you ever been homeless? No.

How many online accounts do you have? Countless amount of accounts. I’ve had an online presence since the late 90s, so while there’s a ton of inactive accounts now out there, likely a lot of non-existent ones as well, I’m still counting them.

Do you drive through red lights? I don’t drive, but uh no I would not drive through a red light. I’m not trying to cause an accident or kill/get killed. Please don’t do that.

What sound puts you to sleep? ASMR often helps.

Are you a fast or slow reader? Fast.

Are you a good speller? I think so.

Do you have a TV in your bedroom? Yes.

How long can you go without sleeping? I’ve gone like 36 hours or so before. I couldn’t do that now, though, or anywhere close. 

How long can you go without talking? Somedays most of the day depending on if I’m feeling extra moody and sad, or if I’m really sick. Somedays hours. I never go a full day without talking at all, though. There’s just days where I talk more than others.

Do you currently have a job? Nope.

Do you tend to always be in some sort of drama? No. I have my own issues that just involve myself.

Do you collect quarters from every state? No. I remember when I was a kid my parents used to have a quarters map to collect quarters from every state, though. Hm, I wonder what happened to that.

Would you rather sleep all night or sleep all day? My days are mixed up, I sleep all day and stay up all night.

Do you hate getting up early? Well, I’m generally up until like 7AM, sometimes a little later. Once I go to sleep, though, it’s hard for me to get up. That’s why if I have a doctor appointment or something early in the morning then I’ll definitely just stay up until then. Could you see yourself being a bartender? No, I don’t have any interest in that.

Have you ever been in an abusive relationship? No.

Are you currently tired? Always. And as if my sleeping schedule wasn’t already a total mess, it’s been even worse this past week having my aunt here. My schedules and routines have been thrown off and for some reason I’ve been having trouble sleeping. Or staying asleep, rather. I’ll fall asleep and then wake up like every couple hours. Or I’ll get up at an early hour and just end up staying up. So, I’ve been sleeping even less than I was before and yeah I’m definitely feeling it.

What was the last thing you had to drink? Water.

Do you like to take walks? No.

Have you ever had deja vu? Yeah, a few times.

Are you a fan of anime? No.

Do you draw a lot? I don’t draw at all.

Do you plan on going to college? I did and graduated back in 2015.

Do you feel at home in your own home? Yes.

Do you pay for your own cell phone bill? No. I’m on a family plan and thankfully my parents and brother are able to pay for it.

[yourghastlycloseness]

ah fml alright i’ll concede that i’m an INTP

did john’s test as honestly as i could; agreed with the results and the profile

problem with me is that i’ve done so many of these stupid tests that i know how to select answers to get the results i want

the INTP finally the one profile that i’ve read and hate but also relate to most right now. i was scared i would be INFP but told myself to be honest anyway; turns out the INFP in me was mostly a growing up/teenagerish thing

but fuck this shit. with this INTP profile, i sound like an IQ 874 smartass in class

so, i’m an INTP who’s high on Ni and Fi, with an Se demon, and can thus come off as INTJ

but the INTJ profile’s way too intense for me

i’m more chill, yknow. give me 5 bucks and i’ll buy a banana and cookie and go to church and pray to god to GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WHO TORE ME FROM MY MOTHERS WOMB AND PUT ME ON THIS YEE YEE ASS PLANET CALLED EAR-

why am i obsessed with finding the right category to slot myself into anyway (is this peak INTP behaviour woo i dont the fuck know)

[the-imperfect-child-blog]

Fall Plan

Okay school is starting on the sixth and I am beyond ready to evade my mother’s watchful eye and start starving again. Here goes (I made this at like two in the morning fml):

Breakfast: 2 hard boiled eggs (160)

- Season with pepper, not salt (less sodium and spicy food burns calories)

- No eating before 7:00

- Have a cup of green tea with your eggs

- Once you finish, make another cup of tea and bring it to school in a travel mug

(Note: My mother is super strict about all the meals I have in her sight, she’s former ED, suspects I’m ED and knows all of the tricks.)

Lunch: A bit of lettuce with a splash of vinegar (like 20 cals or some shit)

- Lunch is optional (but you might not want to do sports on a completely empty stomach)

- Half a banana might also be a good option (50 cals)

Snack: Plain rice cake (35)

- Splash it with lemon juice to give it a bit of moisture and flavor

- Have a cup of peppermint tea

Dinner: Parents make this, it could be anything but we’re all pescatarian so it probably won’t exceed 500 cals if I have as small a portion as I can get away with

- Have another cup of peppermint tea 30 minutes before dinner

- Do not take a portion larger than an average size fist (I have the tiniest hands lol)

- Eat veggies first

- Take at least 30 minutes to eat

- Drink yet another cup of tea with your dinner

- 2/3 vegetables, 1/3 protein

Dessert: 1 square of 86% Ghirardelli chocolate (63) or 1 chocolate-flavored rice cake (60)

- No eating past seven

- Once you finish dinner, you must chew gum for thirty minutes, and if 7:00 still hasn’t passed, then you may have your dessert

- After the gum/dessert, you must have another, final cup of peppermint tea

Other rules:

- No going over 800 calories (160+20+35+500+60=775, and cut out where you can).

- Get 8 hours of sleep; go to bed at 10:00 and wake up at 6:00.

- All drinks must be zero calories (you can get Starbucks twice a month but keep it under 250 cals and don’t exceed daily limit).

- 1 piece of gum is 5 calories. Chewing gum for an hour burns 11 calories. Do not chew 1 piece of gum for less than 30 minutes, and try to keep it in for an hour. (I’m addicted to gum btw.)

- 1000 calorie limit on weekends? Sometimes my parents are on my back about it, sometimes they’re gone all day. Just keep it as low as possible.

- No eating without witnesses, except your afternoon snack, and try to make sure they see you taking it out.

- Don’t chew gum while drinking tea (idk I have a thing about this).

- Finish chewing and swallowing before taking another bite.

Okay so that’s all for now, I’ll probably be posting other rules and such as I come up with them!

[tuckerfuckingdidit]

i almost put this off longer. 15x15, let’s go~~

if this doesn’t cut to lopez screaming in space i will riot

“space.” *SHRIEKS* NO THIS IS BETTER. i was so pissed off about spoilers this weekend but that intro Healed me.

even though it’s um, going too long, this is a shorter episode dude

okay whew Something is happening.

ayuda.

same. hey locus. #spoiled.

hey grif. #spoiled 2: the spoilering

holy hell, is dexter grif preparing a Confession? grif’s preparing for something? HE’S IN LOVE YOU GUYS

the way grif says “anyway” is the THE SQUEAKIEST I’M YELLIGN I DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS ALSO IMPERSONATING WASH

he’s talking to a rockkkkkkk this does not surprise me tucker’s designated place to Beat the Meat was a rock sdughisdughdg. honestly i expected a soda can, but this is swell.

CINNAMON

this whole scene is a warm-up vocal exercise

IT’S NOT A ROCK, IT’S A TOM HANKS FILM REFERENCE. Y E S

HWE HAS. MULTIPLE. VOLELYBALLS

WHERE ARE THE VOLLEYBALLS FROM

WAS CAROLINA SPIKIGN THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE PLAYING BEACH VOLLEYBALL

let me have thsi

he literallty fuckign painted on highlights. he cut metallic visors from foil and taped them on. this boy is so lonely and i refuse to be sad, HE’S BACK ON MY SCREEN GDI

if i never hear grif’s impression of sarge’s laugh again, it will be too soon. #cursed

SO AT SOME POINT GRIF ACTUALLY DID LEARN SPANISH SUHGISUDGHISGU, this show is canceled

“hee hee hee hee! entendre!” the show’s back on.

TYHIS IS LITERALLY SO MANY VOLLEYABLLS

AT THIS PIOINT I’M EXPECTING THERE TO BE A VOLLEYBALL FOR VOLLEYBALL FROM CHORUS

oh my god grif’s tucker voice

the caboose one is hysterical. also SDIUHFISU THE EYEBROWS

“kangaroo banana kangaroo” was literally ‘too much sense has been made, let’s mix it up now’ and i’m shouting.

NY HEARTS’ IN A POUCH

fml

ok this is sad.

hi sam.

LMAO “I WOULD KNOW” thank u for the trilogy callback

grif: “fuck, your voice is still so scary!”

meanwhile i’m doing hayley’s fucking reaction to the director getting screentime. LET ME HUG YOU, YOU FUCKING PSYCHO, I MISSED YOU!

i thought we were never gonna see him again ;-; #nofaith

#withgoodreason

#imeanweallwatchthisshowrightokayletsmoveon

LMAO THE FACE TOUCHIGN. D E X T E R 

how many fucking times is this boy gonna say “oodles”

dfgdfhujio the missing doc volleyball. perfect.

i appreciate that joe Did Not make us sit through a whole fucking episode of blood gulch!volleyball (the lack of freelancer volleyballs was hilarious and totally noticed btw, WHERE WAS HIS PADAWAN GDI, THE GRIFALINA FRIENDSHIP IS CANON) and introduce locus right at the end. there is an incredible amount of fucking gratitude happening here okay. i would have Died.

DID YOU TOUCH SIMMOSN

MARRON IS FUCKING BROWN LMFAO

yay they explained he learned spanish

OODLES AND OODLES AND TOASTER STRUDLES.

15 SEASONS!

oh my god. everyone with adhd headcanons for grif needs a party thrown for them or something.

“just so you’re aware” hee hee hee hee hee

oh my god so plot twist, when locus isn’t spilling blood to get what he wants, he has absolutely no idea how to manage people. hENCE WHY THESE FUCKING VOLLEYBALLS MADE IT ON THE SHIP ANYWAY

“i hope everyone doesn’t hate me.” he snuck that in there so smooth

omg a felix mention

“i don’t remember you being... like this.” i cant’ believe he hasn’t threatened violence yet. amazing.

HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU KILLED USHIUSTG

DID YOU KILL ANY OF YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS GUSDHGIUSHG

I’M AGNOSTIC FUCK YEAH HEADCANON CONFIRMED

i fucking love this. locus just “this is it. this is my hell. i deserve this.” #lethimtalk

“TURNING OVER A NEW FUCKING LEAF!” in which dexter grif is Actually Red Violet. six seasons and a movie about locus and grif Doing The Right Thing, let’s fucking go! forget that it’s a goddamn arc late! abandon my kids to their shitty ass basement death trap! JOE NICOLOSI IS GIVING ME THE FORBIDDEN LOCUS SUBPLOT I ACTUALLY THOUGHT WAS LEGIT FORBIDDEN. YOOOO

seriously though this scene is long. as. hell. these scenes were long as hell. we now have TWO groups of people we are conspicuously Not Cutting To, WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF CAST MEMBERS LOL

i will go to my grave Disappointed that i did not get to be genuinely surprised by these characters’ reappearances, but oh well.

[timmysensei]

1-92 :)💕

1: When did you lose your virginity?17

2: Rough sex or soft sex?Rough

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?I like getting tied up occasionally and my nipples are sensitive 😛

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?IN A CHANGING ROOM AT HOLLISTER

5: Favourite sex position?🐶🐶

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?Submissive

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?Yes

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?Bed cuz I enjoy napping afterwards LOL

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?Yes

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?Yes (??)

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?I don’t own any tbh

12: How often do you have sex?Lately? NEVER

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?My boyfriend

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?Giving HAHA

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?My mom called so I told him to be quiet and left him hanging for like a good 5 minutes

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?Numb & Getting Colder (Baauer Remix) - Flume

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?XO - Beyoncé

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?It would usually end up on the floor but I don’t really mind 😅

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?Shower

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?My boyfriend

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?Yes

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?Yes

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?Yes

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?Yes

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)I shower cuz I usually feel gross

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?BOYS + a nice bulge

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?Late night

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?Eyes

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?Chest

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:My lube

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:Nothing that weird so far 😂😂

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]Yes I don’t like it that much haha

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:If you are in a trustworthy exclusive relationship (after you both get tested) then go for it 👌🏼34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:Shove a banana up my ass plz JK

35: Worst possible time to get horny:PHYSICAL EXAMS

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?Yes

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:You will know lmao

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:“You suck really well”

39: Favorite foreplay activities:Making out is so important to me

40: What do you wear to bed?I usually wear a t-shirt and shorts

41: When was the first time you masturbated:When I was in middle school (I think)

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?Yes

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?Senior year of high school

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?Yes

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? Yes

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?I don’t know wtf

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?Yes

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)Yes

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?It depends but I think I would like them :-)

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?I don’t really care but I think it would be an exciting experience lol

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?WHAT

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?Whatever pays more 🤑🙃

53: Do you watch porn?…..Yes

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?No

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?No cuz it would get really itchy and uncomfortable down there FAST

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?No

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?YEAH I would 😢

58: Booty or Boobs?Why not both?

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)Yes

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?:///

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?Yes

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?Yes

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?Yes

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)I’m a guy so I think you can guess

65. What is your bra/penis size?I don’t know myself LOL

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?DICK

67. When was the last time you masturbated?Today

68. When was the last time you had sex?3 weeks ago

69. When was the last time you watched porn?Today

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?I don’t really mind/care for toys

71. Guys:Circumsized?No

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?My NIPPLES 😛

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?My dick (obviously)

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?I’m a boi

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?No

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?Never

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?Umm

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?Yes

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?Yes

80. Favorite sexual position? DOGGY 2.0

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?No

82. Are you into any BDSM?Kinda not really

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?Yes

84. Do you like dirty talk?Yes if it’s not weird

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?LOUD N PROUD

86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?Yes

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?I like gay porn but Asian/muscle is my fave

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?Wtf

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?Yeah

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?Yes

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?Yes and no

92. Ask whatever you want “Why did this take so long fml”

[ariestess]

Tagged by @singinprincess

The last 1. drink: Arizona Green Tea w/ Ginseng & Honey 2. phone call: @shatterpath 3. text message: I don’t actually remember... 4. song you listened to: something on the dance music channel 5. time you cried: My last nasty migraine, I think? Have you ever 6. dated someone twice: Like two separate rounds of dating? No. 7. kissed someone and regretted it: Nope 8. been cheated on: Yes 9. lost someone special: Yes 10. been depressed: Yes 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: Yes 3 favorite colors 12. purple 13. fuchsia 14. copper                                                                

In the last year have you: 15. made new friends: Yes 16. fallen out of love: ...It’s complicated 17. laughed until you cried: Oh yes! 18. found out someone was talking about you: Yerp... 19. met someone who changed you: Yes 20. found out who your friends are: Yes 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: Technically yes, though not romantically General: 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Probably 1/2 to 2/3? I don’t pay a lot of attention to specific details. 23. do you have any pets: 4 cats 24. do you want to change your name: Sometimes, but I’ll stick with what I’ve got. 25. what did you do for your last birthday: Went to the marina, ti think? 26. what time did you wake up: 0800-ish 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: playing FB games before I went to bed 28. name something you can’t wait for: the pool at the Y opening up again 31. what are you listening to right now: The Ghostbusters bluray playing in the background 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: Yes. I have a cousin named Tom and I used to live/work with a guy named Tom 33. something that is getting on your nerves: fandom fuckery 34. most visited website: Probably FB or Twitter 35. hair colour: light auburn-brown with silver streaks 36. long or short hair: medium 39. piercings: earrings 40. blood type: B+ 41. nicknames: AJ, Spotty, Mama, Bish... Probably more that I’m blanking on, ngl 42. relationship status: It’s complicated 43. zodiac: SagiBtich 44. pronouns: she/her 45. favourite tv show: Damien & Once Upon a Time [tied] 46. tattoos: 3 with at least 5 more planned [that I can remember] 47. right or left handed: right, but I can do some things left handed 48. surgery: oral surgery for wisdom teeth 49. piercing: Like different from #39 or... 50. sport: Swimming. 51. vacation: Vegas at some point with my soulsis 52. pair of trainers: Say what?

More general: 53. eating: I just had chips, cheese, and a banana for lunch. 54. drinking: Water currently 55. i’m about to: catch up on RP 56. waiting for: So many things to happen. LOLOL 57. want: Lots of chocolate and red meat rn 58. get married: BTDT twice already. It’ll have to be someone special af... 59. career: Ahahahahahaha! Oh wait, you’re serious? Uh, the company line is freelance writer. Which is better: 60. hugs or kisses: Yes 61. lips or eyes: Eyes 62. shorter or taller: Doesn’t matter 63. older or younger: Depends on the person 64. nice arms or nice stomach: Does it matter? 65. hook up or relationship: Relationship 66. troublemaker or hesitant: A blend of both? Have you ever: 67. kissed a stranger: Yes 68. drank hard liquor: Yes 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: Yes 70. turned someone down: Yes 71. sex on the first date: Yes 72. broken someone’s heart: Apparently yes... 73. had your heart broken: Fuck yes! 74. been arrested: Nope 75. cried when someone died: Yes 76. fallen for a friend: Aahahahaha FML YES Do you believe in: 77. yourself: It vacillates 78. miracles: Yes 79. love at first sight: Yes 80. santa claus: Yes 81. kiss on the first date: Yes 82. angels: Yes

Other: 83. current best friend’s name: SPL, Mo, Doggie, Kakes, Lorre... 84. eye colour: GREEEEEEEEN 85. favourite movie: Bless the Child & History of the World, Part 1 come to mind immediately.

Tagging: @shatterpath @ussjellyfish @welldayumjackie @bunysliper and anyone else who wants to play...

[jhaskii]

returning the favor with weird symbols ask! ω, ⊙, ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ, ღ, .♔ :3

thanks bud ;)

ω: Have you ever dyed your hair? If so, what color(s)?

I haven’t dyed my hair before actually, but I’m planning to around college maybe? When I do,,,,, maybe a lighter brown would be nice,,,,

⊙: Are you happy with where you are in life right now?

I am at the peak of despair ;(

But I have some good friends so at least I have that going,,,

ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ: Have you ever wanted to flip a table before? If so, why?

Every night when I go to bed, I always have flashbacks of all my regrets and embarrassments and I kinda just :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

ღ: Post a gif of what you’re currently feeling right now.

♔: Know the Duck Song? The Llama Song? Banana Phone?

I have no idea what the Llama song is, but I do know the Duck song and the Banana Phone one. when kids in elementary would fucking screech these songs fml

ℨ: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

The exit to idol hell please Probably Japan because my weeb ass wants some authentic love live merch