#fly high king 🕊️.

[lemontartyellow]

I’m honestly ill because I only have a few episodes left of my best friend Gus Fring 😞

[jacquelying]

chelsea smile

[ghostvibesonly]

the siren confusing penelope’s instrument with polites’s is NOT helping the odysseus/polites brainrot

[jonsnowunemploymentera]

She wasn’t a famous knight, and kings were supposed to put the realm before their sisters.

Arya IV, ASOS

AKSJSNIABABSNABSBS

Jon Snow could’ve “put the realm before his sister” by rationalizing that he can do more good as Stannis’ man and Lord of Winterfell. But he chose not to because

Which would you have as Lord of Winterfell, Snow? The smiler or the slayer?”

Jon said, “Winterfell belongs to my sister Sansa.”

The same Jon who, when push came to shove, decided to become a deserter, to abandon his post as the “shield that guards the realms of men”, for his family….FOR HIS SISTER!!!

I have my swords, thought Jon Snow, and we are coming for you, Bastard.

Yarwyck and Marsh were slipping out, he saw, and all their men behind them. It made no matter. He did not need them now. He did not want them. No man can ever say I made my brothers break their vows. If this is oathbreaking, the crime is mine and mine alone.  […]

IM CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP IN THE CLUB RN

[devilledminion]

character ask game. pat butcher - 3, 6, 9, 16, 20,

send me a character + one or more of these questions!

PAT BUTCHER

3. least favorite canon thing

he's british :( lmao jk i don’t really have a least favorite thing about him as a character; more of how he’s written? it would have been more nice to see him drop his level-headed, laid-back demeanor (this was just me wanting him to go insane)

6. something you have in common

we love adventures. we’re both theater kids. we’re both silly. we’re both good leaders (but i feel like my style is more leaning towards cap). we can both be a ray of sunshine or a bitch. he’s literally me.

9. Could you be roommates

at first. i think i’d make a terrible roommate, so he might clean the room out of kindness and pity.

16. least favorite ship for this character

i don’t have any ? he looks good with everyone.

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?

thomas and cap.

[clairabow]

he came he served cunt he died

[pebblezone]

Idk how welcome home has overrun literally all of my social media but I guess I welcome it

[oshimaoshimaoshima]

Oh shit….

[pollenallergie]

rip eddie,

you woulda loved using the “boffa deez nuts” joke on steve

[iwaoiness]

one day tooru starts posting stories of his husband, each with a song playing in the background. "hello" by adele for the pic of iwa laughing, "until i found you" by stephen sanchez for the shot of iwaizumi’s back, and "in the stars" by benson boone for hajime smiling warmly under the sunset.

out of his 100k+ followers, a horde of new ones starts freaking out, convinced something serious has happened to his husband, especially when tooru posts one last photo, in black and white, of his hand resting on the empty space of hajime on their king-sized bed and an "💔" in the centre of the image.

the worry turns into absolute chaos when, hours later, tooru posts a photo (of course, in black and white again) of him and hajime in their bathroom mirror. tooru is hugging hajime around the shoulders, flashing a big, toothy grin at the mirror; hajime has one arm around tooru’s waist and the other holding the phone up, smiling softly. in the caption he wrotes: nothing in this world i wouldn’t do to say one more i love you 😞💔

in the comment section, amidst the chaos of fans screaming, praying, and heated debates, @/greatking.tooru pins a comment from @/iwaizumi.h94 that reads: please, DONT fucking pay attention to my husband’s clingy spoilt bastard antics. i’m only in hokkaido for two days and one night for a damn conference

he also pins two more:

@/chicken_terimakki: WE WILL MISS YOU SM, BRO, FLY HIGH LITTLE SPARROW, RIP IN PEACE 🙏🏼🕊️

@/mattsunshine: how are y’all still falling for this, folks? where were you last time iwaizumi left him for two nights and oikawa made a 5 MINUTE fancam of his husband with the song “a thousand years”?

...

writing about married iwaoi and dramatic oikawa is my fav hobby in the whole world

u can find me on my ao3, bsky and this is my carrd!! 🍉

[wormy-mcsquirmyy]

Fly high king 🙏🕊️

[fontygolucky]

Little tribute to Jester Hat, fly high king 🕊️

[astrolavas]

Do you have any cursed Hunter headcanons? (cursed as the headcanons are cursed not hunter being cursed)

he uses a 13-in-1 shampoo/shower gel cuz he thinks it's most efficient 💔 (he redeems himself a bit during the timeskip though cuz he has more time to take care of himself and sometimes likes to actually chill and enjoy the scents and stuff + darius shows him Self Care, but back at the coven???? irredeemable i fear. efficiency above all) (i also have some serious thoughts abt the reasons behind this hc but that's for a more serious emo talk so ehehhh)

speaking of canon bi hunter, he has absolutely atrocious taste in fictional men. the rest of hexsquad always prepares for the worst when they're watching a movie and a terrible slash cringefail slash furry slash nerdy dude comes on screen and hunter starts clearing his throat to speak up. he's TERIBBLE

he bites into ice cream (and then always gets brainfreeze. fly high king 🕊️)

he has god-awful luck when it comes to getting sick/injured in the most stupid ways. like, AWFUL luck. this is my son crump he has every disease and he has been attacked by seagulls 10 times in one week

back in the human realm, especially during the first week, he'd always wake up dreadfully early and Want Chores (sth sth being raised in an environment where you're constantly expected to do things that'll "earn your place" there over and over again therefore not being able to understand that you can just exist somewhere and be taken care of by someone without them expecting anything in return, sth sth) so he'd just stand in a dark hallway like this 🧍 randomly. camila constantly getting near-heart attacks everytime she has to go to work early or has some vet emergency in the middle of the night cuz she just steps into the hallway and immediately sees mr autistic grimwalker's glowy pink eyes staring down at her and demanding daily chores. awful

he thinks facebook minion memes are hilarious unironically. he sends them to hexsquad's groupchat i'm afraid. he also loves those flashy glittery wolf videos/gifs/edits/images. he sends them to the groupchat also

[dnpbeats]

Wait, I wasn't active in the phandom either, what were their April fools pranks from 2018 to 2022

2018 they livestreamed pigeons for 5hrs? 💀 (chat did this stream actually happen I cba to go look)

2019 phil “livestreamed” pigeons again (also dan tweeted joking abt uploading lmao)

2020 7hr norman livestream (fly high king 🕊️)

2021 they did a stereo pretending it was 2011

2022 as far as I can tell they didn’t do anything 😔

[deedah]

GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE GLITCH PRODUCTIONS MADE A REFERENCE TO TECHNOBLADE IN EPISODE 8 OF MURDER DRONES W/ UZI??????

LOOKIE-

Fly High King.. 🕊️

tag list- @roxy4life @biscuits-and-such @biscu1ts @locothewolf @glorious-owl @cyn-bot

[flyhighisco]

jesus navas has just stepped on the pitch for his final football match ever, an og cock, fly high king 🕊️🕊️